Hope it wasn't the black ninja.

He should be off the coast of Somalia, fighting the pirates.

Cowabunga dudes!

mandingueiro: docbenspock: i always wondered, is it pronounced "nun-chucks" or "nun-cha-koo-s" cause i've heard it both ways.

don't know but in Japan the "u" is rarely emphasized: i.e. Yokosuka is not pronounced "yo-ko-su-ka" it's more like "yokos-ka"

Or as it's translated into English: to pee on.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Michelangelo *is* a party dude.

Yet this situation seems to call more for Raphael, who was cool but rude.

...disapproves.

I might have to disagree with the headline. While the gun is the obvious weapon of choice, nunchakus might be higher than machetes. Having grown up in Florida, I knew entirely too many people who owned (or sadly, built their own) set of nunchakus, along with various sets of throwing stars. Even more depressing, some of them would carry around one of their throwing stars in their wallets. Thankfully, now that I no longer live in Florida, I no longer know anyone who owns these things. About the only good thing about it was watching them hit themselves with the nunchakus while trying to display their ninja prowess.

/proudly never owned either item
//the Dragon's Teeth daggers are much cooler
///just kidding, no they're not

What, no pic of Horatio Caine saying pithy?

CornFedIowan

go ninja go ninja go

Were the nunchuks made from the wooden handle of a garden rake?

/Obscure to all except for a red-headed goddess that I know.
//"Hey, Ronnie..... where's the f*cking rake???"

I got a machete and a case of wine for Christmas. Look for me in a future Fark headline.

Numchucks? In My Fark?

/its more likely than you think.

Instead of using a machete lawsuit, the traditional weapon of Florida, man hits a person over the head with nunchakus, thus offering the opportunity for said strikee to use traditional weapon of Florida.

FTFY

/needs more coffee