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(Daily Mail)   Orangutan learns how to jet-ski (with smoking hot trainer pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 134
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2009-01-03 05:13:00 PM
Orangutans seem cool, not like chimps who are known to (pardon the pun) go apeshiat and give you the full Wookiee treatment with the added bonus of a lot of attention to your nards. Is this true or just wishful thinking on my part?
 
2009-01-03 05:22:11 PM
Adult male Orangutans (the ones with the big jowly cheeks) can be very territorial and violent. I wouldn't want to hang out unsupervised with the others either, just in case. Bonobos are almost completely non-violent, although they are pretty indiscriminate about who they rub the junk on, so you gotta watch out for that too.
 
2009-01-03 05:35:43 PM
so she's "doing" the orangutan...right?
 
2009-01-03 05:40:23 PM
She cute. But not exactly hot.
 
2009-01-03 05:46:52 PM
THat being said, of course, I'd tap it.
 
2009-01-03 06:41:18 PM
piercedgeek: theorellior: I think this is the same hawt trainer that was featured in the article a couple months back about swimming tigers.

You would be correct:
http://www.funlobby.com/index.php/20081024962/Animal-trainers-in-Bikinis-swim- wi th-Tigers.html

very hot


Thank you for the link, I investigated her hotness some more and agree she is a very attractive but not "smokin' hot" woman. If you all want "smokin' hot" simply click the picture on the right side of that page or the link below.

This is what I consider "Smokin' hot" Kinda not really safe for work.

http://www.funlobby.com/index.php/200812271059/Sexiest-Athlete-of-2008-Leryn-Fr a nco.html

U R welcome.
 
2009-01-03 06:42:14 PM
My quad, pardon me while I unload it.
 
2009-01-03 06:45:38 PM
Orangutans have a very interesting sex life. The males can and do rape the females and there is a distinct vocalization that is made by the female and called a rape cry if a nondominant male is raping a female which brings the dominant male to smack down the usurper. The males can control the growth of the face plates which is the sign of a hierarchical male but a sexually mature male won't grow them if there are too many males in the hierarchy and maintains a prepubescent face and these are primarily the ones that do the raping.
 
2009-01-03 06:56:23 PM
OscarTamerz: Orangutans have a very interesting sex life. The males can and do rape the females and there is a distinct vocalization that is made by the female and called a rape cry if a nondominant male is raping a female which brings the dominant male to smack down the usurper. The males can control the growth of the face plates which is the sign of a hierarchical male but a sexually mature male won't grow them if there are too many males in the hierarchy and maintains a prepubescent face and these are primarily the ones that do the raping.

So...what you're saying is that it's the reverse of the Catholic Church bishop mentality? I guess karma works in a round-about way.
 
2009-01-03 07:23:27 PM
water_man0: Moar pictures of that trainer..

Thought she looked familiar, she's been on Fark before with the tigers.
 
2009-01-03 08:00:47 PM
I came for the Stockwell Day reference and left disappointed.

213.230.203.210

/with apologies if I offended any orangutans
 
2009-01-03 08:05:07 PM
First the tigers, now orangutans. That's a hell of a cool job that chick has.
 
2009-01-03 08:10:56 PM
Subby: "(with smoking hot trainer pics)"

Based on your opinions of smoking hotness, please unsubscribe me from your newsletter.

/This site (pops) doesn't have very nice things to say about Mr. Antle
 
2009-01-03 08:22:01 PM
question_dj: Apparently there's at least one white person in Miami without a tan.

Pale, but not too much so. Just the right amount.
 
2009-01-03 08:35:55 PM
OscarTamerz: Orangutans have a very interesting sex life. The males can and do rape the females and there is a distinct vocalization that is made by the female and called a rape cry if a nondominant male is raping a female which brings the dominant male to smack down the usurper. The males can control the growth of the face plates which is the sign of a hierarchical male but a sexually mature male won't grow them if there are too many males in the hierarchy and maintains a prepubescent face and these are primarily the ones that do the raping.

[shrug] "I like rape."
 
2009-01-03 08:44:21 PM
I would make a map of that girl in my brain using my tongue for an input device. Yes I would.
 
2009-01-03 08:45:59 PM
home.comcast.net
 
2009-01-03 08:48:01 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2009-01-03 08:53:46 PM
smittyrn: 1. The chick is hot, that's not a professional photo shoot. Get over yourselves.

2. That's not a Jetski (which, by the way, is a brand name for Kawasaki watercraft, not stand-ups in general)


Ski-Doo = snowmobile
Zerox = copier machine
Kleenex = tissues
Coke = soft drink

I can't think of any more right now.
 
2009-01-03 09:13:40 PM
Nice catch warsowch! Ha Ha
 
2009-01-03 09:26:38 PM
fark the casbah: Nice catch warsowch! Ha Ha

It's just the bikini fabric's pattern burred by the water.
 
2009-01-03 09:57:41 PM
I came here for the monkey/human bestiality pics, and was disappointed.
 
2009-01-03 09:57:58 PM
water_man0: Moar pictures of that trainer..

Well look at the pussy on that will ya?
 
2009-01-03 10:30:15 PM
Not under my roof!!
 
2009-01-03 10:32:35 PM
I know her, I know Doc...Cool people.

Her name is 'Moksha' btw. (Kinda doubt that was her birth name, though)
 
2009-01-03 10:46:35 PM
Yeah, I thought that was the swimming tiger lady.
 
2009-01-03 11:28:01 PM
Donald_McRonald: When he's bad does she have to spank the monkey?

No, because it's an ape! Epic fail.
 
2009-01-03 11:31:33 PM
Clyde?

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imageshack.us Quickpost this image to Myspace, Digg, Facebook, and others!
 
2009-01-03 11:35:24 PM
It's all fun in the sun but when little Surya goes back into the cage with his friends they laugh at him because his but smells funny.

/She can wrap her legs around my Little Ape man anytime she wants. And by Ape man I mean my moustache.
 
2009-01-03 11:37:04 PM
Two T's in buTT, dammit. Butt is passed the spell checker. And I only cast a +3 Male Humor spell.
 
2009-01-04 12:32:46 AM
You don't want to see her with that bikini?
 
2009-01-04 01:53:18 AM
Sidebar gold:
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2009-01-04 01:55:24 AM
One of my biggest pet peeves is when people pronounce the last syllable of "orangutan" like "tang." For me, it fits into the same category as those who say "nucular" and "poinsetta."

That said, she is a nice'un. Her bikini top leaves little to the imagination!
 
2009-01-04 11:33:32 PM
"Do you need your favorite Monkey?"
www.stylusmagazine.com

/wrong scene I know
 
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