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(Daily Mail)   Orangutan learns how to jet-ski (with smoking hot trainer pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 134
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2009-01-03 10:47:21 AM  
I don't know...that trainer is pretty dam hot...
but just look at that Orangutan!!Woo-Wee!
 
2009-01-03 11:01:56 AM  
Aaah, little fellow is probably out there looking for some squid organs.
 
2009-01-03 11:02:27 AM  
Starboard turn, Clyde.

/I'd monkey with her, that's for sure.
 
2009-01-03 11:32:37 AM  
Since this is Florida, next week's headline:

Orangutan teacher under arrest for illicit affair with student
 
2009-01-03 11:35:47 AM  
Apparently there's at least one white person in Miami without a tan.
 
2009-01-03 11:50:47 AM  
That orangutan must be worth billions.
 
2009-01-03 12:26:03 PM  
I would let her train my penis.

/new to innuendo
 
2009-01-03 12:26:53 PM  
Is she Dr Antle? You think?
 
2009-01-03 12:27:54 PM  
When he's bad does she have to spank the monkey?
 
2009-01-03 12:28:21 PM  
I spose not, it says "with his trainer..."
 
2009-01-03 12:28:33 PM  
Donald_McRonald: When he's bad does she have to spank the monkey?

Winner!
 
2009-01-03 12:28:48 PM  
How hard can it be?

A. Sit on seat.
B. Grab both handles.
C. Twist handle on right towards you.

Jebus Krist, a farking orang can do it fercryinoutloud.
 
2009-01-03 12:29:00 PM  
mode: I would let her train my penis.

/new to innuendo


Dude! It's an orangutan!
 
2009-01-03 12:29:13 PM  
I'd take lessons from her.
 
2009-01-03 12:29:19 PM  
+1 subby. For once, you didn't lie to me and scar me with emotionally disturbing pictures of malformed fatties.

//yowza
 
2009-01-03 12:29:25 PM  
There's got to be some sort of banana joke here.

/got nothing.
 
2009-01-03 12:29:48 PM  
I'd let the monkey watch.
 
2009-01-03 12:30:37 PM  
I think this is the same hawt trainer that was featured in the article a couple months back about swimming tigers.
 
2009-01-03 12:30:37 PM  
Be careful about using the 'M' word, Donald_McRonald.

Oook!
 
2009-01-03 12:31:16 PM  
Good looking but hardly smoking hot.
 
2009-01-03 12:31:17 PM  
Ha ha ha. Would you look at that? THAT SQUIRREL CAN WATER SKI! ha ha ha.

Aw man, that's hilarious.
 
2009-01-03 12:31:18 PM  
"Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street...."
 
2009-01-03 12:31:35 PM  
Decidedly wierd:

Hot chicks love getting into research and training with vicious, hairy, smelly primates like chimps, gorillas and orangutans.

But they'll gag at their husband's sweat and think back hair is gross.

Go figure.
 
2009-01-03 12:32:09 PM  
Why are animal trainers almost always attractive?

First Sigfried, then Roy, and now this lady. WTF is going on?
 
2009-01-03 12:33:24 PM  
Lol at how the orangutan grabs the side of the 'jet ski'.

/I wonder if the trainer is a swinger.
 
2009-01-03 12:34:47 PM  
From_The_Year_2000: Why are animal trainers almost always attractive?

First Sigfried, then Roy, and now this lady. WTF is going on?


Cross-species animal magnetism.

//nah, it's just there are animal trainers out the that range from buttfark ugly to supremely hawt. We the public want to see the hotties. Thus the camera, reporters, and internet oblige.
 
2009-01-03 12:35:02 PM  
vodka: Good looking but hardly smoking hot.

Please share some pictures of women you've been with who are even half as hot as her.

And it's vodak, not vodka.
 
2009-01-03 12:39:21 PM  
Could that chick be more white?
 
2009-01-03 12:39:56 PM  
vodka 2009-01-03 12:31:16 PM
Good looking but hardly smoking hot.

We know it cannot compare to your super models, but hey we all can't go to the gym in 26 minutes.

/Fist angry god and all that.
 
2009-01-03 12:41:37 PM  
she looks kind of like Heather Mills but with an extra leg.
 
2009-01-03 12:41:37 PM  
"Ha ha ha. Would you look at that? THAT SQUIRREL CAN WATER SKI! ha ha ha.

Aw man, that's hilarious."


Came here for THIS!
 
2009-01-03 12:41:58 PM  
'He is quite content when he's bobbing around on the top '

With her as his trainer I bet he is..
 
2009-01-03 12:43:14 PM  
I hate when people say Jet Ski, and they are talking about waverunners. I had a jet ski, and no damn dirty ape would have been able to do it. I think a retarded pigeon could learn to drive a waverunner.
 
2009-01-03 12:44:08 PM  
I'd like to dig in her monkey.
 
2009-01-03 12:47:22 PM  
SonOfSpam: "Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street...."

You magnificent bastard...
 
2009-01-03 12:48:04 PM  
Notice the multiple ear rings in trainers right ear. Oh yes she is a freak and I could learn a lot from her.
 
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2009-01-03 12:48:06 PM  
mikemc0420: I hate when people say Jet Ski, and they are talking about waverunners. I had a jet ski, and no damn dirty ape would have been able to do it. I think a retarded pigeon could learn to drive a waverunner.

They're basically the same thing. Slight differences in operation, but if you can do one, you can do the other better.
 
2009-01-03 12:49:28 PM  
Didja notice the row of attention whores at the top of the sidebar?

/Ye Gods, one's Amy Winehouse!!!
 
2009-01-03 12:49:40 PM  
How horrible. Jet skis are SO unsafe. My husband and I wrecked on one and I've had chest pain ever since. It was incredibly terrifying.
 
2009-01-03 12:51:37 PM  
From the side article:

i.dailymail.co.uk

AW = Attention Whore or Amy Winehouse?

Trick question, it's both!
 
2009-01-03 12:51:48 PM  
MacGuff: How horrible. Jet skis are SO unsafe. My husband and I wrecked on one and I've had chest pain ever since. It was incredibly terrifying.

You had me at chest
 
2009-01-03 12:51:51 PM  
theorellior: I think this is the same hawt trainer that was featured in the article a couple months back about swimming tigers.

You would be correct:
http://www.funlobby.com/index.php/20081024962/Animal-trainers-in-Bikinis-swim- wi th-Tigers.html

very hot
 
2009-01-03 12:52:29 PM  
I enjoy the line of sight on the ape in the last pic.

i.dailymail.co.uk

rapeface.
 
2009-01-03 12:53:53 PM  
If that is smoking hot, I'm Barak Obama. feh.

saggers and pointy knees. ptui....
 
2009-01-03 12:54:19 PM  
MacGuff: SonOfSpam: "Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street...."

You magnificent old bastard...


ftfy
 
2009-01-03 12:55:08 PM  
You gonna get aped.
 
2009-01-03 12:55:39 PM  
I'd slip her my banana.

mode: /new to innuendo

If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end know my intent, though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don`t wanna beat around the bush
 
2009-01-03 12:57:53 PM  
I thought this was the winner...

Archie Goodwin: Starboard turn, Clyde

/I'd monkey with her, that's for sure.



Until...

SonOfSpam: "Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street...."
 
2009-01-03 12:57:58 PM  
Lt. Cheese Weasel

You are 52 and complaining how she looks? What type of sag does the woman you are hitting have?

/Trick question, you are not hitting anything but your hand.
 
2009-01-03 12:59:48 PM  
piercedgeek: theorellior: I think this is the same hawt trainer that was featured in the article a couple months back about swimming tigers.

You would be correct:
http://www.funlobby.com/index.php/20081024962/Animal-trainers-in-Bikinis-swim- wi th-Tigers.html

very hot


Geez, does she only have that one bikini?

/missing the big picture
 
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