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(Daily Record (UK))   Millionaire lawyer fined for serving his date spotted dick for dessert at fancy restaurant   (dailyrecord.co.uk ) divider line
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2009-01-01 05:46:33 PM  
no, you got it wrong - he's a MILLIONAIRE lawyer. apparently that makes a difference
 
2009-01-01 06:01:27 PM  
I don't want to hear "49 year old" and "genitals" in the same sentence, thanks.
 
2009-01-01 06:03:10 PM  
Sounds like he likes boning Males. NTTIAWWT.
 
2009-01-01 07:40:12 PM  
Dick of what?!?
 
2009-01-01 07:57:21 PM  
I was at the Waffle House real late once when this morbidly obese couple started pouring syrup on each other and...

nah you don't want to hear it
 
2009-01-01 07:59:01 PM  
frog marched?
 
2009-01-01 08:01:15 PM  
I'll take "The Penis Mightier" for $400
 
2009-01-01 08:05:23 PM  
Frogmarch? I thought that was being walked with your ankles chained. I guess not.
 
2009-01-01 08:06:44 PM  
I see nothing in TFA that says it was spotted.
 
2009-01-01 08:07:33 PM  

SurfGirl69: I see nothing in TFA that says it was spotted.


Other people saw it didn't they?
 
2009-01-01 08:08:39 PM  
TFA mentions that his genitals were clearly visible before the scuffle with police. I sincerely hope he put them away before he got up to fight.
 
2009-01-01 08:09:50 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: no, you got it wrong - he's a MILLIONAIRE lawyer. apparently that makes a difference


Exactly. I don't know what the big issue is. His money gives him a free pass.
 
2009-01-01 08:10:04 PM  

SurfGirl69: I see nothing in TFA that says it was spotted.


most of the other diners spotted it
 
2009-01-01 08:10:21 PM  

WFern: TFA mentions that his genitals were clearly visible before the scuffle with police. I sincerely hope he put them away before he got up to fight.


Maybe it was a sword fight? :P
 
2009-01-01 08:15:17 PM  
MILLIONAIRE!!! Did we mention that?

Ummm, retarded...
 
2009-01-01 08:16:28 PM  
Guest: Oh waiter, could you come here please?

(Waiter comes over quickly)
Waiter: What seems to be the problem, sir?

(Gesturing with his hand)
Guest: That man over there, he's got his penis out. Call the authorities at once, before my kids see!

(Waiter looks over, and recoils in shock)
Waiter: Don't want them to know it's bigger than yours, huh?

~Fin~
 
2009-01-01 08:17:56 PM  

workaholicandy: SurfGirl69: I see nothing in TFA that says it was spotted.

most of the other diners spotted it


WIN
 
2009-01-01 08:18:24 PM  

gopher321: I don't want to hear "49 year old" and "genitals" in the same sentence, thanks.


You're welcome.
 
2009-01-01 08:21:36 PM  
"SurfGirl69: I see nothing in TFA that says it was spotted."

ha. someone overdosed on dense pills today.
 
2009-01-01 08:23:34 PM  
What an obscene cad!

img293.imageshack.us

The properly mannered man knows he'd best gift wrap the penis for the formal occasion.
 
2009-01-01 08:24:42 PM  

BumpInTheNight: WFern: TFA mentions that his genitals were clearly visible before the scuffle with police. I sincerely hope he put them away before he got up to fight.

Maybe it was a sword fight? :P


fandomania.com
 
2009-01-01 08:26:25 PM  
"They were not charged with any act of indecency because the other guests did not wish to make a formal complaint about that."

Ah, that good old British reserve. Stiff upper lip and all that, what, chaps?

Stiff... what!?

i229.photobucket.com
 
2009-01-01 08:28:31 PM  

ubertwit: "SurfGirl69: I see nothing in TFA that says it was spotted."

ha. someone overdosed on dense pills today.


No, just blonde
 
2009-01-01 08:28:41 PM  
gopher321: I don't want to hear "49 year old" and "genitals" in the same sentence, thanks.

One fine day, you too my child will be 49 years old. And you will be shocked...SHOCKED I say...to find your weenie has not fallen off.

/it might still actually work
 
2009-01-01 08:33:25 PM  
SurfGirl69:

Views bio.

Oh My.
 
2009-01-01 08:36:58 PM  
i229.photobucket.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2009-01-01 08:40:15 PM  

SurfGirl69: No, just blonde


I'm sorry to hear about your disorder. No one should ever be cursed the plight of blondness.
 
2009-01-01 08:40:44 PM  

badgerb: SurfGirl69:

Views bio.

Oh My.


Views blog.

Fail.
 
2009-01-01 08:41:07 PM  

gopher321: I don't want to hear "49 year old" and "genitals" in the same sentence, thanks.


Oh come on now.

George Clooney will be 47 shortly.
 
2009-01-01 08:41:33 PM  

SurfGirl69: ubertwit: "SurfGirl69: I see nothing in TFA that says it was spotted."

ha. someone overdosed on dense pills today.

No, just blonde


"My friends say she's a
dumb blonde
But they don't know she dyes her hair"
 
2009-01-01 08:47:11 PM  
Fiona Males on Facebook (new window)

/Would expect to do better with £5M in the bank
 
2009-01-01 08:52:00 PM  

jamspoon: Fiona Males on Facebook (new window)

/Would expect to do better with £5M in the bank


Meh, well the daughters aren't bad. I wonder how much she wants for them.
 
2009-01-01 08:52:23 PM  

jamspoon: Fiona Males on Facebook (new window)

/Would expect to do better with £5M in the bank


Not really. I don't think you're familiar with today's going rates.
 
2009-01-01 09:03:04 PM  

Atypical Person Reading Fark: gopher321: I don't want to hear "49 year old" and "genitals" in the same sentence, thanks.

Oh come on now.

George Clooney will be 47 shortly.


Well, then he's got only two years to go before his "wedding tackle" (British term) shrivels up and falls off. Get as much as you can before then, George!

Women don't like him anyway, because he's got (gasp!), gray hair.
 
2009-01-01 09:03:33 PM  
Something like this happened at a restaurant I worked at. All of the wait staff found excuses to cruise across the main dining room to have a look at the spectacle. The general consensus was that any guy who would do this in that restaurant was a loser and any chick who thought scrogging in that restaurant was a good date was also a waste of space.

It was a chain restaurant akin to an Applebees.
 
2009-01-01 09:16:24 PM  

Bohemian: Something like this happened at a restaurant I worked at. All of the wait staff found excuses to cruise across the main dining room to have a look at the spectacle. The general consensus was that any guy who would do this in that restaurant was a loser and any chick who thought scrogging in that restaurant was a good date was also a waste of space.

It was a chain restaurant akin to an Applebees.


Well, at least it wasn't a McDonald's.
 
2009-01-01 09:30:49 PM  

Proctologist Iggy Poop: Atypical Person Reading Fark: gopher321: I don't want to hear "49 year old" and "genitals" in the same sentence, thanks.

Oh come on now.

George Clooney will be 47 shortly.

Well, then he's got only two years to go before his "wedding tackle" (British term) shrivels up and falls off. Get as much as you can before then, George!

Women don't like him anyway, because he's got (gasp!), gray hair.


The hell. I'd go for a threesome with him and Steve Martin any day, and you wouldn't even have to get me drunk first.

I'd have to slip them a mickie first, though.
 
2009-01-01 09:49:37 PM  
MadAzza: The hell. I'd go for a threesome with him and Steve Martin any day, and you wouldn't even have to get me drunk first.

Can we make it a foursome?
 
2009-01-01 09:54:44 PM  

SurfGirl69: MadAzza: The hell. I'd go for a threesome with him and Steve Martin any day, and you wouldn't even have to get me drunk first.

Can we make it a foursome?


No.

/selfish
//clooney's MINE, biatch!
 
2009-01-01 09:55:34 PM  
Wait ... maybe I can use you as bait.
 
2009-01-01 10:06:35 PM  
thecia.com.au
YOUR SPOTTED DI-I-I-CK!!!
 
2009-01-01 10:51:42 PM  
re: No, just blonde

No, just dumb.
 
2009-01-01 11:34:27 PM  
Is that the McDonald's "I'd hit it" guy?

img293.imageshack.us


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2009-01-02 09:36:33 AM  
My name is Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire, I own a mansion and a yacht.
 
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