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2009-01-01 12:31:15 AM  
Dispector: You know you have beer goggles when the picture posted by p the boiler doesn't look half bad.

there is more where that came from (pregnant wife fell asleep - so chub porn for me tonight)
 
2009-01-01 12:31:21 AM  
Happy New Year Farkers... may all of your posts, be troll-free...!
 
2009-01-01 12:31:47 AM  
Hey, everyone...you know the best part about 2009?

This is the last year you have to look at those clever douchebags who use the double zeros as eyeglasses in that stupid-ass eyewear they wear in Times Square!

Hooray 2010...the demise of stupid-ass eyewear to ring in the New Year! YAAAAAAAAY!
 
2009-01-01 12:31:50 AM  
Happy New Year everyone!!
 
2009-01-01 12:32:20 AM  
Hau Ruck: odisae: So what are your resolutions everyone?

1. Comment on Fark
2. Turn 30
3. Drink beer
4. Poop daily
5. Fap daily (getting laid is no excuse)

/I set easy goals
//so I don't disappoint myself
 
2009-01-01 12:32:31 AM  
Yeah_Right: Happy New Year Farkers... may all of your posts, be troll-free...!

Abortions for all!
 
2009-01-01 12:32:51 AM  
www.rabbitsreviews.com
 
2009-01-01 12:32:57 AM  
a.media.community.abcfamily.go.com

Let's get 2009 off to a good start
 
2009-01-01 12:33:24 AM  
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2009-01-01 12:33:26 AM  
Norad: Hey, everyone...you know the best part about 2009?

This is the last year you have to look at those clever douchebags who use the double zeros as eyeglasses in that stupid-ass eyewear they wear in Times Square!

Hooray 2010...the demise of stupid-ass eyewear to ring in the New Year! YAAAAAAAAY!


Dude, count the zeros there and divide in half...
 
2009-01-01 12:33:55 AM  
Norad: Hooray 2010...the demise of stupid-ass eyewear to ring in the New Year! YAAAAAAAAY!

you do know there are still 2 zeros for eyes in 2010
 
2009-01-01 12:34:45 AM  
Have a happy & prosperous new year,You magnificent farking farkers!
/First slash of the year
//third glass of champagne
///Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!
 
2009-01-01 12:35:11 AM  
well, seems like this is a SFW pr0n thread from my superscroll to the bottom to post this... I posted this in the forum but I'm pretty desperate... sorry if this counts as a threadjack...

Hi guise... is there anyone here that can help me out.

my slow ass computer will not listen to me at the moment and I would like to get a recording of the stream from LA on http://www.newyearsnation.com

specifically Travis and DJ AM's set... I don't know if their entire set will be streamed or if the site is going to mix all their locations up but I can't even load the damn thing so... if someone could get that done I will be forever grateful. I've nothing else to offer unless you can think of something. Thanks.
 
2009-01-01 12:36:19 AM  
p the boiler: Dispector: You know you have beer goggles when the picture posted by p the boiler doesn't look half bad.

there is more where that came from (pregnant wife fell asleep - so chub porn for me tonight)


Haha! You gotta work with what you can. Nothing wrong with that.

Btw, good luck with with new kid! Hope everything works out well for you and the wife in the new year.
 
2009-01-01 12:36:32 AM  
yay,

Now I can spend the next 3 months deleting 2008 on every memo I type.

/why am I on here?
 
2009-01-01 12:37:20 AM  
Does anyone have a link for a central time ball drop live feed?
 
2009-01-01 12:37:20 AM  
Bucky Katt: Let's get 2009 off to a good start

I'm trying

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2009-01-01 12:38:33 AM  
So...this is 2009, eh?
Doesn't smell any different.

Health and happiness, and I hope everyone is able to hold onto their jobs.
 
2009-01-01 12:38:35 AM  
p the boiler: Bucky Katt: Let's get 2009 off to a good start

I'm trying

img470.imageshack.us


Still too sober. I'll look again later.
 
2009-01-01 12:38:36 AM  
Happy New Year, farkers world wide!

I have but one wish for 2009 -

Enzyte Bob, please DIAF.
 
2009-01-01 12:38:37 AM  
And a Happy New Year to you, too! ...In jail!
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/RIP 2008
 
2009-01-01 12:39:00 AM  
p the boiler: Bucky Katt: Let's get 2009 off to a good start

I'm trying


Her resolution being to lose weight... right..?
 
2009-01-01 12:39:27 AM  
Dispector: Btw, good luck with with new kid! Hope everything works out well for you and the wife in the new year.

thanks for that - nothing like bringing a baby into a world of chaos - that is why i am really hoping 2009 is better than 08

Happy New year to you and to all
 
2009-01-01 12:39:35 AM  
From the looks of that footage from NYC, it's so cold I'm guessing that balls will be dropping all night.
 
2009-01-01 12:39:37 AM  
Unfreakable: May 2009 treat you better than 2008

Hell, hopefully EVERY month treats you better!!
 
2009-01-01 12:40:05 AM  
Yeah_Right: p the boiler: Bucky Katt: Let's get 2009 off to a good start

I'm trying

Her resolution being to lose weight... right..?


I hope not
 
2009-01-01 12:40:48 AM  
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2009-01-01 12:41:26 AM  
It's still not New Year's here in north Alabama since we be on Central Time.

Anyway, Happy New Year's, all you Farkers.
 
2009-01-01 12:41:34 AM  
Happy New Year!!
 
2009-01-01 12:41:35 AM  
p the boiler: you do know there are still 2 zeros for eyes in 2010

Ok, FINE...let them enjoy the last year wearing eyewear with a big ol '1' in the middle.

Let's see how they handle 2011, that oughta be a fun year with a bunch of blind drunken bastards wandering around with a couple of '1's blocking their vision.
 
2009-01-01 12:41:43 AM  
p the boiler: thanks for that - nothing like bringing a baby into a world of chaos - that is why i am really hoping 2009 is better than 08

You too, eh? Good luck with that. Here's hoping things don't go tits up for our kids.

What a new year's eve. I've spent the past hour going through girl's names with my wife, hating on Kathy Griffin, and gaining respect for Anderson Cooper because he hasn't throttled the biatch yet.
 
2009-01-01 12:42:53 AM  
BTW, I'm assuming this is the thread where all the LOSERS hang out?? Right??
 
2009-01-01 12:43:14 AM  
Norad [TotalFark] Quote 2009-01-01 12:41:35 AM
p the boiler: you do know there are still 2 zeros for eyes in 2010

Ok, FINE...let them enjoy the last year wearing eyewear with a big ol '1' in the middle.

Let's see how they handle 2011, that oughta be a fun year with a bunch of blind drunken bastards wandering around with a couple of '1's blocking their vision.


Ahh yes, 2011 eyewear...the year of the Cyclops
 
2009-01-01 12:45:29 AM  
IXI Jim IXI: You too, eh? Good luck with that. Here's hoping things don't go tits up for our kids.

What a new year's eve. I've spent the past hour going through girl's names with my wife, hating on Kathy Griffin, and gaining respect for Anderson Cooper because he hasn't throttled the biatch yet.


I am watching Bourne Ultimatum so...

Dee Snarl: BTW, I'm assuming this is the thread where all the LOSERS hang out?? Right??

...yes
 
2009-01-01 12:47:32 AM  
15 minutes to go in the Central time zone. And get Fallout Boy ripping off Spirit In the Sky.

It's like sloppy seconds, I tells ya.

/Have a somewhat pleasurable new year
 
2009-01-01 12:47:44 AM  
Dee Snarl: BTW, I'm assuming this is the thread where all the LOSERS hang out?? Right??

Yeah, how's it going?
 
2009-01-01 12:47:55 AM  
Dee Snarl: BTW, I'm assuming this is the thread where all the LOSERS hang out?? Right??

Translation:

Dee Snarl: Am I in the right place?
 
2009-01-01 12:47:58 AM  
Show all the pics you want, I watched Megyn Kelly on FOX News. Happy New Year!
 
2009-01-01 12:48:10 AM  
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2009-01-01 12:48:25 AM  
WolfBakura:
But this year I have resolved to make no resoultion.


Morbo points out that, "RESOLUTIONS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY."
 
2009-01-01 12:48:32 AM  
ottosmom: Has Dick Clark been trotted out yet?

No. He had a stroke. Last NY he could barely open his mouth. His son gets the duty now.
 
2009-01-01 12:48:57 AM  
PainfulItching: It's like sloppy seconds, I tells ya.

God...what's Mountain going to end up with?
 
2009-01-01 12:48:58 AM  
AirForceVet: It's still not New Year's here in north Alabama since we be on Central Time.

Anyway, Happy New Year's, all you Farkers.


Y'all know it will be 2009, right?

\In Mississippi
\\Only kidding
\\\Roll Tide?
 
2009-01-01 12:49:26 AM  
Dee Snarl: BTW, I'm assuming this is the thread where all the LOSERS hang out?? Right??

now that you're here!
 
2009-01-01 12:49:29 AM  
Laid-off (today) 12/31/08


Lets hope 01/01/09 starts with promise and hope for all! May anyone who reads this have a prosperous and successful 2009.
 
2009-01-01 12:50:02 AM  
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more animals
 
2009-01-01 12:50:30 AM  
fanbladesaresharp: ottosmom: Has Dick Clark been trotted out yet?

No. He had a stroke. Last NY he could barely open his mouth. His son gets the duty now.


I saw him right after the ball dropped as i flipped through channels - and he was still very strokey
 
2009-01-01 12:51:27 AM  
Here's hoping you're the meat in this sandwich in 2009, Farkers.


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2009-01-01 12:51:56 AM  
panfried: Laid-off (today) 12/31/08


Lets hope 01/01/09 starts with promise and hope for all! May anyone who reads this have a prosperous and successful 2009.


WTF? Seriously, that sucks.
 
2009-01-01 12:52:04 AM  
fanbladesaresharp [TotalFark] Quote 2009-01-01 12:48:32 AM
ottosmom: Has Dick Clark been trotted out yet?

No. He had a stroke. Last NY he could barely open his mouth. His son gets the duty now.


That reminds me, I have a Compaq Presario 2100 I have to put on Ebay.
 
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