pardon me, I need to go unload my quad....

Brettster808: Way to drop the ball New York.

Happy New Years!

/still waiting for my local New Year
//only 7:06 here

Are you in the Aleutian Islands?

It's 2008 and 2009 at the same time right now.

AT THE SAME TIME! AARGGGG

Mods are deleting my pics. Sorry mods. Hopefully this one is ok.

I love all the death CG scenarios on Robbie Knievel's volcano jump.

adrienne barbeaubot: Brettster808: Way to drop the ball New York.

Happy New Years!

/still waiting for my local New Year
//only 7:06 here

Are you in the Aleutian Islands?

Sorry... scotch makes me forget to try checking profiles.

Paduke: Economic collapse and all, I had a good 2008. Just graduated college, and hoping 2009 brings employment.


from Office Space (1999):

Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?

Peter Gibbons: Yeah.

Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.

...

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.

Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.

confuzed: Anybody wanna see picture of my penis?

Bring it on.

Whaaaaaaatttttsssssssssuuuppppppppp!!!!!1!

namegoeshere: So if the ball dropping is a little early for all you west coast farkers, how do you ring in the new year?

They have to wait. Unless someone sends them video from a cell phone or something. Oh and all of it's live on the East, not preempted prerecorded or anything. Suck it, west coasters.

/I keed
//From the west
///drink up, your NY is coming.

HAPPY NEW YEAR FARKERS!

A few years ago, a Farkette who shall not be named dragged me to Times Square for New Year's -- something I promised myself I'd never do. I grew up near New York and I've been there many times, enough to suss what it's probably like to attend that event. I was content to watch it on TV.

Well, I have to say, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. It was much worse. I do have a couple funny memories from it, but it was mostly a crushing horror that seemed like it would never end. We never even got to see anything, really.

Instead of getting back on the train with all those drunk idiots, I insisted we get some food, and headed south to a diner I really like in Washington Square. (Bit of a walk, but worth it after all that crowding. And it really is a good diner.) As we headed down Seventh, I saw a huge broadside of Celine Dion promoting her forthcoming album. This was not too long after she'd said she was leaving music for good after her husband's death. "She promised!" I wailed, waving my arms in the middle of the street. "SHE PROMISED!!" The diner almost made up for it. Almost.

And I haven't watched the ball drop on TV since.

Too many farkers are biatching about 2008. That shiat is so last year! farking let it go already. And drink more, lord knows I am.

No slashies.

Wow, we all survived the last 8 years. Happy 2009, we made it nearly intact.

No death volcano crash for Knievel.. that wasn't half as dangerous or exciting as the CG death scenarios!!

Damn! I used to look like that! Happy New Year to all Farkers!

Well, happy New Years to all you farkin New York bums!

And a special "Happy New Year" to confuzed, nice way to start a thread! How'd you get a picture of the girl I'm going to marry though?

Happy New Year, Farkers. All my guests bailed on me due to the weather so I'm ringing in 2009 with a bottle of Moet and you guys.

/Thanks for all the entertainment all year long!
//Who the fark was that on NBC?

Happy New Year!!!

Happy New Years, Farkers!

fark is on it's way to /b/

/not that I'm complaining
//as long as we keep it civil
///and none of that gootse/tubgirl/meatspin shiat...

Happy New Year East Coast WOOOOOOO!!!

*spins outta chair*

Halp! My Zune stopped workingz.

HAPPY NEW YEARS YOU SICK FARKS!

And you too regular farkers as well.

US Naval Observatory Master Clock Time^

Useful site for the Americas. I reset my computer's clock to this every month or two. Damn box keeps creeping ahead by a minute a week, or so.

2008 ushered in my son, 2009 ushers in my alcohol problem due to dealing with it all.

I wish dark and cloudless night skies to everyone in 2009

Happy New Years, Farkers!!

The wife is working at 7am tomorrow, so it was just me and a bottle of Domaine Ste. Michelle this year, but I just polished it off so all is good. *hic*

odisae: So what are your resolutions everyone?

1. Drink better bourbon.
2. Keep not smoking. It's the only way I can afford better bourbon given the current price of a pack (or carton) of cigarettes.
3. Continue my random posting here.
4. Keep my dog from any more expensive surgeries for at least another year.
5. Learn when to stop playing Wii before I'm sore for a week.

These are ones that were deleted for being borderline NSFW.


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Indeed, happy new year u sickos.

now GET BACK TO WORK.

TeddyBallGame: Happy New Year all... and because it's one of those occasions that occur all over the world here's Shakira!

Dear sweet jesus. Ay, me gusta... mucho!

Happy New Year, Fark.

/

Happy Fark Year, Newers!

You know you have beer goggles when the picture posted by p the boiler doesn't look half bad.

Fark you, 2008!!!! Fark you to Hell!!!!

Here's to 2009!

By the way, is it just me, or did Dick Clark have no idea what to do about that screeching harpy?

But this year I have resolved to make no resoultion.

...Fark.