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(The Smoking Gun)   Asked why he ran a stop sign, a drunk Charles Barkley told cops that he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who, a week earlier, gave him the greatest blow job of his life   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 232
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2008-12-31 07:27:41 PM  
content.answers.com

That's it. Where's my Sega?
 
2008-12-31 07:29:57 PM  
"It don't mean a thing if she doesn't swallow and sing".
Monica moved to Arizona?
 
2008-12-31 07:30:47 PM  
Epsilon: Hiro's Protagonist: I don't think such court documents like police reports should be in the public domain so easily

I disagree. Police reports and most court documents are public because you have a right to know who the scumbags are in your society. Not saying Barkley is a scumbag, I think getting a beej is a rather innocent thing. But it's reasonable to make his DUI public.


If something is going to not just be on public record, but free for redistribution and broadcasting without any challenges then there should be disclaimers. The consequences to that could be fewer incriminating statements, but then so be it. I value open + honest. State the rules clearly and then let the game play itself
 
2008-12-31 07:30:59 PM  
Sounds like he was picking up a hooker, too. I like how he said he didn't do any of the other shiat besides drining, cause, you know, he's a conservative.

Between the drunk driving, prostitution, and gambling addiction, his GOP credentials have improved exponentially as a result of this.
 
2008-12-31 07:31:01 PM  
stvdallas: Sorry to break up the good vibe here, but...

Anyone who drives drunk can go DIAF. Lost my girlfriend in high school from an asshole like him, and I have no sympathy for drunk drivers, no matter how famous they are.

If he retains his job with TNT, you'll hear a loud fark YOU from Seattle every time his face appears on TV.


Calm down buddy, my grandfather passed away from black lung due to his days mining coal, you don't hear me yelling at every power plant i see do you?
 
2008-12-31 07:31:08 PM  
Eddie Adams from Torrance: There's not an all-male jury in the world that's going to convict him.

yeah, if it were me: "what are brakes?"
 
2008-12-31 07:31:52 PM  
Foaming: What's with his face in that mugshot?

1080P?
 
2008-12-31 07:33:35 PM  
oldfarthenry: Maybe the menfolk should get a special flashing light for the roofs of our cars when scurrying to a beej-call?

The Nut Signal. Pure genius.

img367.imageshack.us

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na....Nutgiiiiirrrrllll
 
2008-12-31 07:33:40 PM  
Gussie Fink-Nottle: to a farker who cannot control,
his need to post poetry droll :
one limerick a day,
is considered okay,
but more's a despicable troll.


It's hard to choose the words which
Meet the proper rhyme and pitch.
Sometimes we have pity
Cause they are just bad
Though he won't whine like a punk.
 
2008-12-31 07:35:05 PM  
stvdallas: Sorry to break up the good vibe here, but...

Anyone who drives drunk can go DIAF. Lost my girlfriend in high school from an asshole like him, and I have no sympathy for drunk drivers, no matter how famous they are.

If he retains his job with TNT, you'll hear a loud fark YOU from Seattle every time his face appears on TV.


Damn bro, that sucks. I guess I would be mad if my highschool girlfriend dumped me for some super cool guy that drives drunk.
 
2008-12-31 07:35:21 PM  
"Fair enough"
 
2008-12-31 07:36:38 PM  
nostudme: What was that street again?

Hopefully not the same one Danny Bonaduche got picked up on.
 
2008-12-31 07:39:10 PM  
www.dallasnews.com

Wanted for questioning...
 
2008-12-31 07:39:14 PM  
stvdallas: Sorry to break up the good vibe here, but...

Anyone who drives drunk can go DIAF. Lost my girlfriend in high school from an asshole like him, and I have no sympathy for drunk drivers, no matter how famous they are.

If he retains his job with TNT, you'll hear a loud fark YOU from Seattle every time his face appears on TV.


I don't think he'll hear you.
 
2008-12-31 07:39:37 PM  
Aarontology: Foaming: What's with his face in that mugshot?

The girl spits, apparently.


GREAT NOW I DO TOO! NEW KEYBOARD NOW BASTARDQW$R@%FT$W%!!!
 
2008-12-31 07:39:46 PM  
Cog: In case anyone is wondering, this is not how most DUI suspects are treated, at least in Maryland, you'd definitely spend time in jail. And the gun in the car would be a huge issue, permit or not.

Why do you hate blowjobs?
 
2008-12-31 07:41:01 PM  
darrent83: stvdallas: Sorry to break up the good vibe here, but...

Anyone who drives drunk can go DIAF. Lost my girlfriend in high school from an asshole like him, and I have no sympathy for drunk drivers, no matter how famous they are.

If he retains his job with TNT, you'll hear a loud fark YOU from Seattle every time his face appears on TV.

Calm down buddy, my grandfather passed away from black lung due to his days mining coal, you don't hear me yelling at every power plant i see do you?


The downside of coal mining wasn't really known back then. Now they take precautions. Lame arguement.

Nowadays EVERYONE knows drunk driving is wrong, yet some assholes still do it. If you drive drunk, you can go fark yourself.

Especially tonight...some assholes out there are going to kill people...it's going to happen. I'm all for manslaughter charges for any of these murders that occur.

/call a cab, dumbshiat...
 
2008-12-31 07:41:48 PM  
Furtah: stvdallas: Sorry to break up the good vibe here, but...

Anyone who drives drunk can go DIAF. Lost my girlfriend in high school from an asshole like him, and I have no sympathy for drunk drivers, no matter how famous they are.

If he retains his job with TNT, you'll hear a loud fark YOU from Seattle every time his face appears on TV.

Damn bro, that sucks. I guess I would be mad if my highschool girlfriend dumped me for some super cool guy that drives drunk.


I lol'd both times I read that.
 
2008-12-31 07:42:38 PM  
i never liked him until now
 
2008-12-31 07:46:42 PM  
My uncle died when a boulder fell on him because a coyote moved it onto him, and yet you don't see me cursing Looney Tunes every time its on.
 
2008-12-31 07:47:48 PM  
This just awesome. I don't care who you are. That's some funny shiat.
 
2008-12-31 07:48:32 PM  
Three things:

1) He was only suspected of having a BAC of >.08, he refused the PBT and the blood work wasn't done yet. So, there really was nothing concrete to hold him on.

2) Officer Bukowski, Charles Bukowski I presume?

3) "I'm not a role model" is not obscure....
 
2008-12-31 07:49:38 PM  
Furtah: If he retains his job with TNT, you'll hear a loud fark YOU from Seattle every time his face appears on TV.

Full of wholesome Furtah: stvdallas: Sorry to break up the good vibe here, but...

Anyone who drives drunk can go DIAF. Lost my girlfriend in high school from an asshole like him, and I have no sympathy for drunk drivers, no matter how famous they are.

If he retains his job with TNT, you'll hear a loud fark YOU from Seattle every time his face appears on TV.

Damn bro, that sucks. I guess I would be mad if my highschool girlfriend dumped me for some super cool guy that drives drunk.


Awesome! I'm still laughing!
 
2008-12-31 07:50:16 PM  
Does that make him crazy?

Probably.
 
2008-12-31 07:50:56 PM  
Barles Charkley
 
2008-12-31 07:51:35 PM  
Yeah, ...alcohol always makes your face sweat up like that.

My guess - crack, or cheap cold-pill meth.

/me wonders if he'll face the same fate as Pee-Wee Herman?
//no chance - you sport-bois just wanna pet his tight ass.
 
2008-12-31 07:52:14 PM  
You_Really_Like_Me: This thread is useless without a name and address.

Seriously, even if she doesn't want to be pestered by thousands of dudes she could AT LEAST give ladies lessons.

A girl should be proud of that title anyway.
 
2008-12-31 07:52:49 PM  
John Buck 41: Now the question...

White chick or sista?


Tranny.
 
2008-12-31 07:53:04 PM  
6655321: "It don't mean a thing if she doesn't swallow and sing".
Monica moved to Arizona?


Monica didn't swallow; POTUS jerked off into the sink. Did you read the report?
 
2008-12-31 07:53:23 PM  
RawData: Yeah, ...alcohol always makes your face sweat up like that.

My guess - crack, or cheap cold-pill meth.

/me wonders if he'll face the same fate as Pee-Wee Herman?
//no chance - you sport-bois just wanna pet his tight ass.


It was interesting how he was so concerned about submitting to the blood test.
 
2008-12-31 07:54:12 PM  
Blue Summer Union: Sounds like he was picking up a hooker, too. I like how he said he didn't do any of the other shiat besides drining, cause, you know, he's a conservative.

Between the drunk driving, prostitution, and gambling addiction, his GOP credentials have improved exponentially as a result of this.



And yet he was talking about running for governor of Alabama on the Democrat ticket. It's just absolutely nuts Auburn wouldn't listen to him and hired a white loser instead of a black one.
 
2008-12-31 07:54:26 PM  
spidermilk: You_Really_Like_Me: This thread is useless without a name and address.

Seriously, even if she doesn't want to be pestered by thousands of dudes she could AT LEAST give ladies lessons.

A girl should be proud of that title anyway.


The last quote in your profile makes much more sense now...

;-)
 
2008-12-31 07:55:03 PM  
If I had a quarter for every time some guy told me he'd give me the best blow job of my life, I'd have a million dollars, and I still wouldn't have a good blow job.
 
2008-12-31 07:56:16 PM  
I'd be thrilled with the compliment (do you know how much head that man must have gotten in his life?! Unbelievable!) -- but then I'd dump him for driving drunk. Appreciating an artful BJ is commendable, but driving drunk is never okay.
 
2008-12-31 07:57:10 PM  
Mayor Bee: If I had a quarter for every time some guy told me he'd give me the best blow job of my life, I'd have 4 million blow jobs.

when it comes to beej's, quality is relative...and the line between best and worst is wafer thin.
 
2008-12-31 07:58:39 PM  
stvdallas: darrent83: stvdallas: Sorry to break up the good vibe here, but...

Anyone who drives drunk can go DIAF. Lost my girlfriend in high school from an asshole like him, and I have no sympathy for drunk drivers, no matter how famous they are.

If he retains his job with TNT, you'll hear a loud fark YOU from Seattle every time his face appears on TV.

Calm down buddy, my grandfather passed away from black lung due to his days mining coal, you don't hear me yelling at every power plant i see do you?

The downside of coal mining wasn't really known back then. Now they take precautions. Lame arguement.

Nowadays EVERYONE knows drunk driving is wrong, yet some assholes still do it. If you drive drunk, you can go fark yourself.

Especially tonight...some assholes out there are going to kill people...it's going to happen. I'm all for manslaughter charges for any of these murders that occur.


Manslaughter equals murder. But aside from that, yeah, sure. Someone is killed or hurt from someoone driving drunk, throw the book at 'em. In this case? Pfft.
 
2008-12-31 07:59:12 PM  
possibly the best reason ever for anything. also, i want a pic of the girl
 
b3x
2008-12-31 08:01:24 PM  
Sir Charles is lookin rather SWARTHY in that pic.

However, in Charles defense ... What man, after consuming a few drinks, wouldn't wrestle over the possible circumstances of driving drunk and the promise of a truly great blow job.

The inner turmoil must have been unbearable ....
 
2008-12-31 08:02:14 PM  
I don't know why sheeple like to idolize retards that jump high
 
2008-12-31 08:03:02 PM  
I really liked his first album, once I took the Violent Femmes cover out of my playlist.

The one that came out earlier this year was pretty good, but didn't quite meet my expectations.
 
2008-12-31 08:04:47 PM  
Gussie Fink-Nottle: to a farker who cannot control,
his need to post poetry droll :
one limerick a day,
is considered okay,
but more's a despicable troll.


Gussie, balladeer
limerick is the amateur
haiku for the win

and, topically...

round mound of rebound
his lust for the beej was strong
hindered by arrest
 
2008-12-31 08:07:28 PM  
Furtah: stvdallas: Sorry to break up the good vibe here, but...

Anyone who drives drunk can go DIAF. Lost my girlfriend in high school from an asshole like him, and I have no sympathy for drunk drivers, no matter how famous they are.

If he retains his job with TNT, you'll hear a loud fark YOU from Seattle every time his face appears on TV.

Damn bro, that sucks. I guess I would be mad if my highschool girlfriend dumped me for some super cool guy that drives drunk


Applause. Furtah, a winner is you.
 
2008-12-31 08:08:07 PM  
WildMonkey: I don't know why sheeple like to idolize retards that jump high

you sound fat
 
2008-12-31 08:08:27 PM  
any self respecting male judge would acquit him.
 
2008-12-31 08:10:32 PM  
mandingueiro: any self respecting male judge would acquit him.


fo' shizzle!


chnm.gmu.edu
 
2008-12-31 08:10:56 PM  
I had no idea my ex-wife moved to Arizona. She may have been a biatch, but she had mad skillz when it came to bjs.
 
2008-12-31 08:12:24 PM  
Hiro's Protagonist: Maybe even Barkley would have acted differently if he was told that all interactions with the police would be broadcasted on the internet.

Have you ever seen an interview with him in say, the last 18 years? He's probably laughing his ass off right now.
 
2008-12-31 08:15:38 PM  
Speaking of great beej's:

Heather Brooke (VERY NSFW!!!!!)

Believe me this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!
 
2008-12-31 08:15:38 PM  
stvdallas: Sorry to break up the good vibe here, but...

Anyone who drives drunk can go DIAF. Lost my girlfriend in high school from an asshole like him, and I have no sympathy for drunk drivers, no matter how famous they are.

If he retains his job with TNT, you'll hear a loud fark YOU from Seattle every time his face appears on TV.



Your GF got killed by an ex-NBA star driving drunk? Cool.

Seriously, not everyone who gets caught for DUI is a bad person, and as far as we know he hasn't killed anyone.
 
2008-12-31 08:16:00 PM  
Sierra Vista? I never got over Macho Grande. If Sir Chuck had been in Bisbee, the only drunk he could have run over would be a cop.
I love that town. The cops run down the border runners, confiscate their rides, and sell them at auction. Relatives of the illegals buy them back and roll them south six miles to Mexico and start over.
Pretty good economics......
 
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