If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(ENN)   Coors to be fined $1.75 million for giving beer to fish   (enn.com) divider line 18
    More: Followup  
•       •       •

1169 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Aug 2001 at 9:56 AM (13 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



18 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread
 
2001-08-29 10:00:45 AM
I still don't see why they died, truthfully. Coors Light is pretty close to water.
 
2001-08-29 10:04:16 AM
Don't give the beer to the fish, give it to Drew.
 
2001-08-29 10:13:01 AM
$35 per fish? What ever happened to the days when fish prostitutes were cheap? Well I guess that's good nowadays. Especially if you consider they probably took some off to pay for the beer...damn cheap fish, not paying off their debts and costing all those hard working fish whores part of their salary.

Let's all say NO to fish prostitutes having to pay for beer consumed by deadbeat fish!
 
2001-08-29 10:29:15 AM
The tagline should say ALLEGED beer
 
2001-08-29 10:32:12 AM
Well, the fish WERE underage, after all......
 
2001-08-29 11:00:03 AM
Yes give me the beer
 
2001-08-29 11:05:30 AM
I'll be the fish were pissed-to-the-gills before they died.
 
2001-08-29 11:40:26 AM
sad, but hey, what a way to go!
 
2001-08-29 11:49:42 AM
Cheesus: $35 per fish? What ever happened to the days when fish prostitutes were cheap?

That's almost 4.5 times what the 80-year old Thai prostitute (sorry, I had the link saved, but somehow lost it) makes per trick! She only charges 8 bucks!
 
2001-08-29 12:00:56 PM
Boy, I bet that's a fun ride!
 
2001-08-29 12:39:11 PM
How do we know the fish were underage??

Because they were still in school!! ha ha hee hee oh my ribs!!
 
2001-08-29 01:12:27 PM
At least this article isn't a year old.
 
2001-08-29 01:47:40 PM
Adolph (Hitler) Coors Co. ought to be fined 1.75 million dollars just for the fact that their beer sucks ass.

-he who stacks pork
 
2001-08-29 03:02:17 PM
Goddammit, Bigpeeler, I was waiting SOOOO patiently for someone to ask "how do you know they were underage?" and you had to go an answer it.... ;-)
 
2001-08-29 03:13:12 PM
I wonder if Coors will be using any of this in any future comercials?

-Tap the rockies, it isn't as close to water as you think, it has enough beer to kill a fish! No shiat.
 
2001-08-29 04:14:38 PM
Fish need water with oxygen in it.

Coors is water with carbon dioxide in it.

Why is drinking Coors like making love in a canoe?

Because it's farkin' near water!
 
2001-08-29 05:30:10 PM
Coors is rather TRYING to make love in a canoe, but falling overboard, thus actally "drinking" strangely-tasting water(i.e. Coors).
 
2001-08-29 06:03:25 PM
ACKKK!! free beer for FISH ?!?!
~~~ flip flap !! ***acting like a fish

Does drinking like a fish count ?!?!?! ;-)
 
Displayed 18 of 18 comments



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report