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(MSNBC)   Q: What's the difference between Pakistan and a pancake? A: I don't know any pankaces that are going to go to war with India   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 341
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2008-12-30 05:55:09 PM
Grouchy Old Bear: bstud: doofusgumby: Jclark666: 280+ comments and not one pic of a bunny with Pakistan on its head.

Fark, you've disappointed me once again.

who cares about pakis? WE'VE MOVED ON TO SIZE 14 REDHEADS IN CORSETS!!!

This thread needs more pics of that...and pancakes...size 14 redheads holding pancakes?

Close as I got


/does auburn count?farkin hate you
 
2008-12-30 05:57:55 PM
Ms MacGyver: doofusgumby: Ms MacGyver: Concerning the lady in the picture...

It is not unusual at all to have one side being a little bigger than the other. I am a DD on the left and an E on the right. No cutsy bras for me - have to get the industrial ones with very adjustable straps to keep the girls in line...

/most women are not naturally exactly equal...

*desperately clicks profile hoping for pictures*
*LOLs at "cumming, ga"*


Yeah - and do you know how fun it is to correct people when they call it "Cummings?"
Me: "No - it's Cumming. No 's'."
Then they go "Cumming, as in......"
Me: *snickering* "Yeah - you got it."

And I will post pics! As soon as I figure out how to and are at home.

//just hope you guys are ok with a size 14 redhead in a corset....


haha, nice

/eip
 
2008-12-30 06:00:12 PM
I said this before and I will say this again. India and Pakistan will not go to war. The western media is full of morons. This is similar to that Russian guy talking about the US splitting into four and the Texas area as part of Mexico.

OTOH, with Israel attacking Gaza, US attacking Afghanistan and Iraq, I kind of want India to bomb the shiat out of Pakistan, that way we can make this into a truly global war on Islam.
 
2008-12-30 06:01:04 PM
sewiusproductions: Grouchy Old Bear: bstud: doofusgumby: Jclark666: 280+ comments and not one pic of a bunny with Pakistan on its head.

Fark, you've disappointed me once again.

who cares about pakis? WE'VE MOVED ON TO SIZE 14 REDHEADS IN CORSETS!!!

This thread needs more pics of that...and pancakes...size 14 redheads holding pancakes?

Close as I got


/does auburn count?farkin hate you


www.signonsandiego.com

Better?
 
2008-12-30 06:03:06 PM
Ms MacGyver: doofusgumby: Ms MacGyver: Concerning the lady in the picture...


//just hope you guys are ok with a size 14 redhead in a corset....



I'm always okay with that!
 
2008-12-30 06:07:40 PM
silout: I said this before and I will say this again. India and Pakistan will not go to war. The western media is full of morons. This is similar to that Russian guy talking about the US splitting into four and the Texas area as part of Mexico.

OTOH, with Israel attacking Gaza, US attacking Afghanistan and Iraq, I kind of want India to bomb the shiat out of Pakistan, that way we can make this into a truly global war on Islam.


Dont forget china heading to africa to combat "Pirates" Would be nice for a sudden "SUPPRISE, ITS CHINA!" attack on the islamic terrorist breeding states in africa and we could kick off world war 3 with an awsome bang.
 
2008-12-30 06:13:52 PM
Kar98: dreadprophet: Kar98: Bf+: Lets see... civil war... Obama swearing in on same bible Lincoln used...

You know who else was sworn in on the bible Lincoln used?

Wait, how did it get to Germany?

No no no, I meant that OTHER dictator who waged war against his own people and is to this day revered as national hero by some deluded souls.



www.livius.org

Sulla?
 
2008-12-30 06:21:37 PM
i'm saddened that there's still no pic in Ms MacGyver's profile.
 
2008-12-30 06:24:37 PM
Grouchy Old Bear: sewiusproductions: Grouchy Old Bear: bstud: doofusgumby: Jclark666: 280+ comments and not one pic of a bunny with Pakistan on its head.

Fark, you've disappointed me once again.

who cares about pakis? WE'VE MOVED ON TO SIZE 14 REDHEADS IN CORSETS!!!

This thread needs more pics of that...and pancakes...size 14 redheads holding pancakes?

Close as I got


/does auburn count?farkin hate you



Better?


Much, who is that?
 
2008-12-30 06:37:26 PM
LordBollocks: Chaps, why don't we just settle this with a cricket match ?

or a bollywood-type song and dance? (new window)
 
2008-12-30 06:46:45 PM
I heard redhead in corset, yup, im game. size 14, Que the Curves, if i wanted to date a 10 year old boy picture in 3...2...1...
 
2008-12-30 06:50:17 PM
TroubledEye: I heard redhead in corset, yup, im game. size 14, Que the Curves, if i wanted to date a 10 year old boy picture in 3...2...1...

420.thrashbarg.net
/watch your fingers, hot link
 
2008-12-30 06:53:45 PM
The terrorists got what they wanted. A war. Oh farking joy. Then again, with relations like they have now, war is more or less inevitable b/w India and Pakistan.

Let's hope this doesn't go nuclear, because if it does, it's likely going to spread to the Middle East and Israel. And then, with a nuclear precedent started, we're going to have a uranium party.

If not nuclear, it's still going to take away Pakistani help, however minimal, from Afghanistan and it's going to pressure the US to divisively take sides. How very convenient for the Taliban.
I hope Bush keeps lame-duck-ing and stays neutral in this.
 
2008-12-30 07:13:14 PM
Penguin_On_Fire: If not nuclear, it's still going to take away Pakistani help, however minimal, from Afghanistan and it's going to pressure the US to divisively take sides. How very convenient for the Taliban.

I particularly like how you believe Pakistan is actually helping in the war on terror.
LOL WUT?
 
2008-12-30 07:23:43 PM
splinteredsunrise.files.wordpress.com

I hope we're not done with Lucy Pinder pics yet...
 
2008-12-30 07:29:35 PM
Riche: I hope we're not done with Lucy Pinder pics yet...

I hope not.

i260.photobucket.com
 
2008-12-30 07:43:22 PM
sadbad: Meh. They've been about to go into full on war with India mode for years and years.

1984 :Note the flags
theholdfast.com


The Doomsday Clock
It is now 5 Minutes to Midnight | Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists
 
2008-12-30 07:47:38 PM
I can't believe I got through half this thread before remembering that my roommate just went to India for a month. That... would suck if a war broke out. Only for me and her, of course.
 
2008-12-30 08:02:40 PM
 
2008-12-30 08:05:03 PM
Sadsaque: The Doomsday Clock
It is now 5 Minutes to Midnight | Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists


I since their last adjustment was in 2007, I guess it will be adjusted once people get back to work...
 
2008-12-30 08:28:37 PM
One other problem is that the nukes in question is that they are "dirty" Nukes.
Kinda like the early ones.
 
2008-12-30 08:34:44 PM
sewiusproductions: my real question is, how accurate are their guidance systems? I mean, I'm sure India's are great, they've got great tech schools there, I don't know abotu Pak-n-save though :-(

The fine thing about nuclear weapons, is that you really don't need to hit your target with pinpoint precision. "Little Boy" packed a blast of less than 20 kilotons. Pakistani nukes have a yield around that mark.

Look up images of Hiroshima. You don't need to hit with laser guided precision. Give or take a kilometer, and it should still be quite noticeable.
 
2008-12-30 08:55:49 PM
Sadsaque: sadbad: Meh. They've been about to go into full on war with India mode for years and years.

1984 :Note the flags



The Doomsday Clock
It is now 5 Minutes to Midnight | Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists


Nicely done
 
2008-12-30 08:58:54 PM
Kingsteve119: texasyeti: picturescrazy: joonyer: They've been at war for 70 years. If not more.

Thank you, western 'civilized' world, for your excellent forethought when colonizing entire continents and shiatting on (aka erasing) local cultures. It always ends well. Well done!

Because war is clearly an invention of Europe.

War may or may not be an invention of Europe, but I think we can all agree that almost every country in the world that was once occupied by the Europeans is left destabilized with a high level of tension between local groups/cultures. They're really good and stirring shiat up and leaving with the local goods and wealth...

Well, if you think about it, when the Europeans came to Asia during the colonial-Imperial periods, Asia was in a sh*t-swamp already. The Mogul empire had collapsed, China was under the incompetant Manchu's, Indochina, as with many tropical countries, was a cesspool, and the Phillipenes were not much better; a good part of it was still in a tribal state. So Europe came in, started conquering Asia, and found it was delightfully easy. So much so that they kept on conquering until there was nothing left to conquer, and then set down and started spewing out all the spices, silks, and other luxury goods that they had desired since the Roman era. And of course the native populations were not too happy about it. So around the end of the Imperial era, the natives started revolting, some with a plan of what the government was going to be like afterwards, and some without. Now, once they ousted the colonials, the one's with a plan (e.g. India, China) came out relatively stable (Of course, with any new governments, there were changes, some minor, others radical) while others (Pakistan) who pretty much had no plan, or whose culture could not sustain a stable, centralized goverment (Much of Pakistan's tribes) just flopped, but with the novel idea of industry, turned out massive amounts of weapons and munitions to support their government, thus turning into militaristic sonofabiatches, or, due to their low individual wealth, turning to communism. Thus, the current situation in Asia, and also Africa and South America.
So in summary, those who adapted to Western ideas (China and India, with industry and technology, respectively) turned out stable, while those who clung to their own culture (Pakistan's tribes) turned out like this.


I'm sure India is still pretty well entrenched in their pre-British occupation era cultures. The difference might be the government which was put into place and the politics that followed.
 
2008-12-30 08:58:55 PM
Riche: I hope we're not done with Lucy Pinder pics yet...

Nope:
lh5.ggpht.com
/Very hotlinked
 
2008-12-30 09:03:51 PM
chiark: d racism. Pakistan and India have had over 50 years of independence. Do you see Austria, Poland and Germany pulling this

I'm not disagreeing with you, but I do think you should compare apples with apples. India was a in a much different socio-economic situation during the British occupation and has internal conflicts that are much different than most European countries.
 
2008-12-30 09:12:12 PM
Listen children, to a story
that was written long ago
'bout a kingdom on a mountain
and a valley close below...

/strums guitar
 
2008-12-30 09:45:43 PM
Damn! I wanted to visit India.
 
2008-12-30 10:12:39 PM
Ms MacGyver: //just hope you guys are ok with a size 14 redhead in a corset....

/Cumming, GA huh?.... hello neighbor!
 
2008-12-30 10:14:52 PM
fahc em
 
2008-12-30 10:22:11 PM
If India gets nuked and half a billion people die, hold time in customer service queues is probably going to double.

WORST. NEWS. EVAR.
 
2008-12-30 10:53:46 PM
Kaka: I Said
I don't know any pankaces at all, come to think of it.

Apparently you have to go to Ohio for pankaces...

Link (new window)


+1 You win teh Internets
 
2008-12-30 11:02:44 PM
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark]
You have to put a dot on her head...


It always amuses me when people talk about red dots and Indians. The holy laltika (red dot) and the swastika (pure mark) are absolute, core, aspects of the Aryan religion...can't be Hindu/Aryan without either.
 
2008-12-30 11:40:19 PM
Grouchy Old Bear:
Close as I got

/does auburn count?


Was anyone else immediately annoyed with the whole movie because of this scene? I mean Christ, she looks like she was run over by a truck. And everyone nods in agreement that it was heart failure.

Anyway, I believe you guys were discussing nuclear war or something.
 
2008-12-30 11:49:57 PM
what does John McCain have to do with this?
 
2008-12-30 11:54:48 PM
hudef: Some great images in the story's slideshow. But how is this a "related image"?

That's like an optical illusion.
 
2008-12-31 01:00:19 AM
ravenlore: albuquerquehalsey:

If that second pic was supposed to be Tom Cruise in Valkyrie...it looks more like Kyle Maclachlan in Twin Peaks. With a pancake where his eye should be.


www.faithmouse.com
Is more like pancake now.
 
2008-12-31 09:28:29 AM
pstudent12: IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark]


It always amuses me when people talk about red dots and Indians. The holy laltika (red dot) and the swastika (pure mark) are absolute, core, aspects of the Aryan religion...can't be Hindu/Aryan without either.


I don't think that the two are the exact same if you look at what each one stands for.
 
2008-12-31 01:31:14 PM
Subby, what the fark are "pankaces?"
 
2008-12-31 01:55:07 PM
What scares me is we are fighting in Iraq when we could be defending and assisting our Allies. (Israel, India)

Oh well, it's better than leaving.
 
2008-12-31 02:29:41 PM
DToomer: Subby, what the fark are "pankaces?"

s3.amazonaws.com
 
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