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(MSNBC)   Q: What's the difference between Pakistan and a pancake? A: I don't know any pankaces that are going to go to war with India   ( msnbc.msn.com) divider line
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2008-12-30 10:52:31 AM  
Well, isn't that special.
 
2008-12-30 10:57:33 AM  
I don't know any pankaces at all, come to think of it.
 
2008-12-30 11:00:34 AM  
is this when WWX starts, bush declares martial law, suspends the inauguration and has obama offed by a shill "assassin"?

/adjusts tin foil
 
2008-12-30 11:02:36 AM  
I will only fight for scallion cakes or latkes.
 
2008-12-30 11:04:12 AM  
What about crepes? Crepes are good, and sort of pancake-ish.
 
2008-12-30 11:19:48 AM  

wrytrzcrmp: What about crepes? Crepes are good, and sort of pancake-ish.


I wish I could crawl into one of those right now. I'd eat my way out from the inside.
 
2008-12-30 12:07:39 PM  
ze pigs in blanket
 
2008-12-30 12:18:23 PM  
Now you've gone and made me hungry for uthappam.
 
2008-12-30 12:23:06 PM  
Why's Pakistan in such a hurry,
To breed international worry?
There's no chance for calm
When they both have the bomb.
They can't be that hard-up for curry.
 
2008-12-30 12:49:41 PM  
i28.photobucket.com
 
2008-12-30 12:56:29 PM  
Q: Whats the difference between Pakistan and a pancake?

A: Pakistan would crush the bunny's head
 
2008-12-30 01:00:31 PM  

Boritom: Q: Whats the difference between Pakistan and a pancake?

A: Pakistan would crush the bunny's head


I lol'd
 
2008-12-30 01:12:50 PM  
Begun the breakfast food wars have.
 
2008-12-30 01:25:29 PM  
You know, for all the different kinds of pancakes that the so-called "International" House of Pancakes sells, I don't think I've EVER seen a Pakistani Pancake, nor even a Punjabi Pancake or a Pradesh Pancake, to say nothing of a West Bengal Waffle, Jharkand Johnnycake, Haryana Hotcake, Bihar Blanket or the painfully obvious Goa Griddlecake.

If you're looking for something to start chucking nukes about instead of that whole "centuries of border and religious disputes" thing, I think the real flashpoint should be the woeful parochialism of the IHOP.

Glendale, California? I am become death, destroyer of worlds!
 
2008-12-30 01:46:36 PM  
Damn, now I'm hungry for breakfast foods.
 
2008-12-30 02:27:59 PM  
What, too soon?
 
2008-12-30 02:35:40 PM  
probably my favourite simpsons joke of all time.

for those that don't get the joke, it's from the episode where lisa gets married in the future, krusty is telling the joke. "what's the difference between pakistan and a pancake. A: i don't know any pancakes that have been nuked by india".
 
2008-12-30 02:35:42 PM  
hope they all have lead lined fridges out there in Pakistan.
 
2008-12-30 02:36:24 PM  
How waffle.
 
2008-12-30 02:36:26 PM  
No, no, subby.

A: I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.
 
2008-12-30 02:36:59 PM  
i40.tinypic.com
 
2008-12-30 02:37:01 PM  
Awww fark
 
2008-12-30 02:37:26 PM  
Subby appears to be at war with Dyslexia.
 
2008-12-30 02:38:19 PM  
"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."
 
2008-12-30 02:38:29 PM  
Well if India and Pakistan go to war, China will get into the fight too.

We'll just isolate ourselves and remain neutral as we did in the two previous wars.
 
2008-12-30 02:38:41 PM  
I Said
I don't know any pankaces at all, come to think of it.

Apparently you have to go to Ohio for pankaces...

Link (new window)
 
2008-12-30 02:38:58 PM  
Annnnnd, that's MaxxLarge in the killfile...
 
2008-12-30 02:40:01 PM  
the novelty of being on the sidelines for one of these is not lost on me.
 
2008-12-30 02:40:33 PM  

phlegmmo: How waffle.


If things escalate, they could batter the hell out of each other.
 
2008-12-30 02:41:24 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: You know, for all the different kinds of pancakes that the so-called "International" House of Pancakes sells, I don't think I've EVER seen a Pakistani Pancake, nor even a Punjabi Pancake or a Pradesh Pancake, to say nothing of a West Bengal Waffle, Jharkand Johnnycake, Haryana Hotcake, Bihar Blanket or the painfully obvious Goa Griddlecake.


The one two blocks from here's got Kashmere Kolaches though.
 
2008-12-30 02:41:29 PM  

wrytrzcrmp: What about crepes? Crepes are good, and sort of pancake-ish.


They have a tendency to surrender, though.
 
2008-12-30 02:41:35 PM  
Mumbai-bai?
 
2008-12-30 02:41:49 PM  
Chaps, why don't we just settle this with a cricket match ?
 
2008-12-30 02:41:55 PM  
Hmmm... but in all seriousness now... Anyone care to list both India's allies, and Pakistan's? I just wan't to know who is on who's side when world war 3 breaks out. Methinks it will be just like world war 1, except with nukes. We have way too many troops and military forces for this to end quickly.
 
2008-12-30 02:41:56 PM  

wrytrzcrmp: What about crepes? Crepes are good, and sort of pancake-ish.


You don't say.
 
2008-12-30 02:42:04 PM  
Oh crepe. We're farked.
 
2008-12-30 02:42:11 PM  
Will fight for Fritters.
 
2008-12-30 02:42:41 PM  
What's the problem? One side is muslim which belives in martyrdom and the other is hindu which believes in reincarnation. Everybody wins!
 
2008-12-30 02:42:43 PM  
they need a hamburger and one of these


content.expressen.se

i would go all fetch on that
 
Bf+
2008-12-30 02:43:00 PM  

doublesecretprobation: is this when WWX starts, bush declares martial law, suspends the inauguration and has obama offed by a shill "assassin"?

/adjusts tin foil



No tinfoil required:

EL PASO -- A U.S. Army War College report warns an economic crisis in the United States could lead to massive civil unrest and the need to call on the military to restore order.

Retired Army Lt. Col. Nathan Freir wrote the report "Known Unknowns: Unconventional Strategic Shocks in Defense Strategy Development," which the Army think tank in Carlisle, Pa., recently released.

"Widespread civil violence inside the United States would force the defense establishment to reorient priorities ... to defend basic domestic order and human security," the report said, in case of "unforeseen economic collapse," "pervasive public health emergencies," and "catastrophic natural and human disasters," among other possible crises.


Lets see... civil war... Obama swearing in on same bible Lincoln used...
 
2008-12-30 02:43:24 PM  

Xerxes99: Mumbai-bai?


I see what you did there
 
2008-12-30 02:43:32 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I don't think I've EVER seen a Pakistani Pancake, nor even a Punjabi Pancake


Clearly, you are not looking very hard.
mmm-yoso.typepad.com

I love me some Punjab.... and their pancakces
 
2008-12-30 02:44:09 PM  
My money is on it being more saber rattling designed to get Pakistan to get off their ass and do something. I think we're going to see more reports of the Pakistani army going after some of the local terrorists in order to appease India, and then things will cool down normally. However, if another attack happens to India during that time, then all bets are off, but I don't honestly see that happening.
 
2008-12-30 02:44:24 PM  

CapitolG: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I don't think I've EVER seen a Pakistani Pancake, nor even a Punjabi Pancake

Clearly, you are not looking very hard.


I love me some Punjab.... and their pancakces


WTF? Pakistan has pancakes?!?
 
2008-12-30 02:44:38 PM  

Funk Brothers: Well if India and Pakistan go to war, China will get into the fight too.

We'll just isolate ourselves and remain neutral as we did in the two previous wars.


Sweet. Fallout is coming closer and closer.

/do you have your place in the Vault?
 
2008-12-30 02:44:58 PM  

Bf+: Lets see... civil war... Obama swearing in on same bible Lincoln used...


You know who else was sworn in on the bible Lincoln used?
 
2008-12-30 02:45:46 PM  

Spindle: My money is on it being more saber rattling designed to get Pakistan to get off their ass and do something. I think we're going to see more reports of the Pakistani army going after some of the local terrorists in order to appease India, and then things will cool down normally. However, if another attack happens to India during that time, then all bets are off, but I don't honestly see that happening.


The thing is, our current president (and government) is so hated already that if they try to appease India they will lose power. And they may let Pakistan be destroyed, but there is no way in hell President Zardari is going to lose his throne.
 
2008-12-30 02:45:51 PM  
Never get involved in a land war in Asia! C'mon people, this is rudimentary stuff!
 
2008-12-30 02:45:52 PM  
Came for the bunny with the pancake on it's head, leaving with a craving for whoever that is that turtleking posted...
 
2008-12-30 02:46:31 PM  
Can we blame Israel or Hamas for this?

\troll
\\weak threadjack
 
2008-12-30 02:46:43 PM  
blogs.eveningsun.com

Too soon?
 
2008-12-30 02:46:55 PM  
www.faithmouse.com

i21.ebayimg.com
 
2008-12-30 02:47:03 PM  

Kar98: Bf+: Lets see... civil war... Obama swearing in on same bible Lincoln used...

You know who else was sworn in on the bible Lincoln used?


Umm.....
Lincoln?
 
2008-12-30 02:47:11 PM  
Have any of you guys ever wondered this? Out of curiosity, where the fark does Pakistan keep its nukes and how the hell do they ensure loyalty among the soldiers guarding them? After the news coming out of there for the past six or seven years, its a wonder they still have control over those damn things and haven't destroyed them for safety's sake.

The state department must be working overtime on this one, nobody wants war on the subcontinent less than the US. I hope.
 
2008-12-30 02:47:18 PM  

turtleking: they need a hamburger and one of these

i would go all fetch on that


Why is her left tit like 3 sizes larger than the other?
 
2008-12-30 02:47:40 PM  

Kar98: Bf+: Lets see... civil war... Obama swearing in on same bible Lincoln used...

You know who else was sworn in on the bible Lincoln used?


Wait, how did it get to Germany?
 
2008-12-30 02:47:51 PM  
You see? You see?! We should have elected John McCain as president! He knows all about pancakes!

=Smidge=
 
2008-12-30 02:47:51 PM  
i79.photobucket.com
 
2008-12-30 02:47:52 PM  

turtleking: they need a hamburger and one of these

i would go all fetch on that


I would quad all over that.
 
2008-12-30 02:48:06 PM  
how the hippies ever thought they were going to find enlightenment in that bassackwards classist racist twelve armed elephant worshipping craphole of an angrymob country, i'll never know ...
 
2008-12-30 02:48:24 PM  

Some great images in the story's slideshow. But how is this a "related image"?

msnbcmedia3.msn.com

 
2008-12-30 02:48:59 PM  
You know, if this goes down it will have two benefits:

1. A chance for the rest of the world to watch thermonuclear war live on television

2. Reduce the world's population by like a billion, easing strains on natural resources.
 
2008-12-30 02:49:19 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Why is her left tit like 3 sizes larger than the other?


Does it matter?

/Subby
 
2008-12-30 02:49:22 PM  
Thats it pick a fight with someone who out numbers you a million to one.
 
2008-12-30 02:49:31 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: turtleking: they need a hamburger and one of these

i would go all fetch on that

Why is her left tit like 3 sizes larger than the other?


A: who cares!
 
2008-12-30 02:49:40 PM  

Seth'n'Spectrum: Have any of you guys ever wondered this? Out of curiosity, where the fark does Pakistan keep its nukes and how the hell do they ensure loyalty among the soldiers guarding them? After the news coming out of there for the past six or seven years, its a wonder they still have control over those damn things and haven't destroyed them for safety's sake.


Heh, no, those are the only things that are safe. They are in complete control of the army and are stored in many different locations. Only few people know all the locations. And Pakistan's army is completely loyal to America and will act against its own government (We have a history of this happening). So, seriously, that is one thing you do not have to worry about.
 
2008-12-30 02:49:51 PM  
This is bad......for Obama
 
2008-12-30 02:49:59 PM  

hudef: Some great images in the story's slideshow. But how is this a "related image"?


It's what every Indian and Paki born after the nuclear decimation of both countries will look like for the next 50 years.
 
2008-12-30 02:50:00 PM  

Kar98: You know who else was sworn in on the bible Lincoln used?


Ben Franklin?
 
2008-12-30 02:50:32 PM  

Headso: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: turtleking: they need a hamburger and one of these

i would go all fetch on that

Why is her left tit like 3 sizes larger than the other?

A: who cares!


Ding ding ding! You are correct! You win a voluptuous hottie.
 
2008-12-30 02:50:32 PM  

hudef: Some great images in the story's slideshow. But how is this a "related image"?


picture from the future.
 
2008-12-30 02:50:33 PM  
The only winners in this are the Taliban.
 
2008-12-30 02:50:36 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: You know, if this goes down it will have two benefits:

1. A chance for the rest of the world to watch thermonuclear war live on television

2. Reduce the world's population by like a billion, easing strains on natural resources.


India is a bit overpopulated
 
2008-12-30 02:50:44 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: You know, if this goes down it will have two benefits:

1. A chance for the rest of the world to watch thermonuclear war live on television

2. Reduce the world's population by like a billion, easing strains on natural resources.



Our technological infrastructure would grind to a screeching halt. >_>

Otherwise, I'd agree.
 
2008-12-30 02:50:45 PM  
We're totally overpopulated. All wars are good wars. Let's hope a world war breaks out that makes WWI and WWII look like the non-events (except the Holocaust, of course) that they were.

Religious wars. Tribal wars. Oil wars. Food wars. Water wars. Race wars. Gender wars, even. Bring them on. Let's depopulate this lame species.
 
2008-12-30 02:50:51 PM  
albuquerquehalsey:

If that second pic was supposed to be Tom Cruise in Valkyrie...it looks more like Kyle Maclachlan in Twin Peaks. With a pancake where his eye should be.
 
2008-12-30 02:50:58 PM  
That crazy Apu! What will he do next?

I hope they blast the crap out of Pakistan.
 
2008-12-30 02:50:59 PM  
Have you ever tried pouring maple syrup over a Pakastani?
 
2008-12-30 02:51:03 PM  

Psumek: Funk Brothers: Well if India and Pakistan go to war, China will get into the fight too.

We'll just isolate ourselves and remain neutral as we did in the two previous wars.

Sweet. Fallout is coming closer and closer.

/do you have your place in the Vault?


I didn't get the brochure, but can you send the telephone number for me?
/Still waiting for that list of allies...
 
2008-12-30 02:51:51 PM  
This is bad news.....for Hillary
 
2008-12-30 02:51:56 PM  

dreadprophet: Kar98: Bf+: Lets see... civil war... Obama swearing in on same bible Lincoln used...

You know who else was sworn in on the bible Lincoln used?

Wait, how did it get to Germany?


No no no, I meant that OTHER dictator who waged war against his own people and is to this day revered as national hero by some deluded souls.
 
2008-12-30 02:52:08 PM  
farm2.static.flickr.com
Homer's Space-Age Out-of-This-World Moon Waffles

* Ingredients
+ One bag caramel cubes
+ Waffle mix
+ One bottle Liquid Smoke
+ One stick butter
* Directions
+ Empty bag of caramels onto waffle iron.
+ Add generous portion of waffle batter.
+ Add one bottle of Liquid Smoke.
+ Cook until burnt.
+ Wrap waffle around a stick of butter.
+ Serve on a toothpick.
 
2008-12-30 02:52:10 PM  

Conservationist: We're totally overpopulated. All wars are good wars. Let's hope a world war breaks out that makes WWI and WWII look like the non-events (except the Holocaust, of course) that they were.

Religious wars. Tribal wars. Oil wars. Food wars. Water wars. Race wars. Gender wars, even. Bring them on. Let's depopulate this lame species.


I'll be in my bunk...er.

/carry on
 
2008-12-30 02:52:20 PM  

hudef: Some great images in the story's slideshow. But how is this a "related image"?


/That perhaps there are many "face"ts to the story?
//got nothing....
 
2008-12-30 02:52:21 PM  

chuggernaught: Never get involved in a land war in Asia! C'mon people, this is rudimentary stuff!


Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
 
2008-12-30 02:52:37 PM  

crimsin23: Does it matter?


Headso: A: who cares!


Don't get me wrong, I'd hit it anyway.

But one perky tit and one fried egg on a nail?

Then this is probably right up your alley:

bp2.blogger.com
 
2008-12-30 02:52:47 PM  
Is there any love for the Hindus by the moooooslims?
 
2008-12-30 02:52:53 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: One side is muslim which belives in martyrdom and the other is hindu which believes in reincarnation.


TRY AGAIN? (new window)
 
2008-12-30 02:53:16 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: You know, if this goes down it will have two benefits:

1. A chance for the rest of the world to watch thermonuclear war live on television

2. Reduce the world's population by like a billion, easing strains on natural resources.


Won't anyone think of tech support?
 
2008-12-30 02:53:33 PM  

Conservationist: We're totally overpopulated. All wars are good wars. Let's hope a world war breaks out that makes WWI and WWII look like the non-events (except the Holocaust, of course) that they were.

Religious wars. Tribal wars. Oil wars. Food wars. Water wars. Race wars. Gender wars, even. Bring them on. Let's depopulate this lame species.


You first.
 
2008-12-30 02:53:34 PM  

turtleking: they need a hamburger and one of these...


Who is that?
 
2008-12-30 02:53:48 PM  

Kar98: dreadprophet: Kar98: Bf+: Lets see... civil war... Obama swearing in on same bible Lincoln used...

You know who else was sworn in on the bible Lincoln used?

Wait, how did it get to Germany?

No no no, I meant that OTHER dictator who waged war against his own people and is to this day revered as national hero by some deluded souls.


B-b-but you used "You know who else...?"

Everything I've ever known and believed in has been shattered.
 
2008-12-30 02:53:58 PM  

hudef: Some great images in the story's slideshow. But how is this a "related image"?


Awwwww...look at that cute dimple. :)
 
2008-12-30 02:54:30 PM  
Turtleking
A name would be nice with that pic thanks!
 
2008-12-30 02:55:26 PM  

Nick Nostril: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: You know, if this goes down it will have two benefits:

1. A chance for the rest of the world to watch thermonuclear war live on television

2. Reduce the world's population by like a billion, easing strains on natural resources.

Won't anyone think of tech support?


/Can't think of a better way to bring all those tech jobs back to this country after they were all outsourced.. can you?
 
2008-12-30 02:55:34 PM  

turtleking: they need a hamburger and one of these

i would go all fetch on that


Not sure why you keep posting Lucy Pinder pics, but I'm definitely enjoying them, so I'm not complaining.
 
2008-12-30 02:56:02 PM  
Damn, why couldn't they all just go for the Chinese.
 
2008-12-30 02:56:09 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: crimsin23: Does it matter?

Headso: A: who cares!

Don't get me wrong, I'd hit it anyway.

But one perky tit and one fried egg on a nail?

Then this is probably right up your alley:


Yay! Three fun bags! What the hell, I'd hit it anyway...

/the chicks love it when you call 'em fun bags
 
2008-12-30 02:56:14 PM  

indifark: Turtleking
A name would be nice with that pic thanks!


*right click - properties*

Lucy2

That's her name. Must be a clone that god messed up, resulting in the messed up tits
 
2008-12-30 02:56:14 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Don't get me wrong, I'd hit it anyway.

But one perky tit and one fried egg on a nail?

Then this is probably right up your alley:


farm3.static.flickr.com
 
vid
2008-12-30 02:56:22 PM  

doublesecretprobation: is this when WWX starts, bush declares martial law, suspends the inauguration and has obama offed by a shill "assassin"?

/adjusts tin foil


You're not worthy of the tin foil hat if you seriously believe Bush & Obama are not in on the same conspiracy.
 
2008-12-30 02:56:26 PM  
Think again, subby:

www.jasonpancake.com
 
2008-12-30 02:56:50 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: that god messed up


god = got
 
2008-12-30 02:56:52 PM  
The way I see it we can't lose, either Pakistan is destroyed or we have to move all of our tech support back to the US.
 
2008-12-30 02:57:12 PM  
"It was the end of the Earth year 2260, and the war had paused, suddenly and unexpectedly. .. All around us, it was as if the universe were holding its breath, waiting. All of life can be broken down into moments of transition or moments .. of revelation. This had the feeling of both."
"G'Quan wrote: 'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future, or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"

/Yeah, I'm a geek
 
2008-12-30 02:58:00 PM  

Spazed: The way I see it we can't lose, either Pakistan is destroyed or we have to move all of our tech support back to the US.


Exactly. Either we eliminate a country full of wackjob ragheads or we get our tech industry back.

It's win-win
 
2008-12-30 02:58:12 PM  
Thanks for the scaremongering, Krusty.
 
2008-12-30 02:58:12 PM  
Lucy Pinder?

i5.photobucket.com

I like
 
2008-12-30 02:59:28 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: You know, if this goes down it will have two benefits:

1. A chance for the rest of the world to watch thermonuclear war live on television

2. Reduce the world's population by like a billion, easing strains on natural resources.


Yeah, nothing like a little world-wide nuclear fall-out to thin out the herd.

/ radiation-free water, anyone?
 
2008-12-30 02:59:30 PM  
This headline is worse than the crap most major networks spew out. India looks to be securing its border, to help reduce attacks. No doubt they'll work with Pakistan on shiat.
 
2008-12-30 02:59:42 PM  

Seth'n'Spectrum: Have any of you guys ever wondered this? Out of curiosity, where the fark does Pakistan keep its nukes and how the hell do they ensure loyalty among the soldiers guarding them? After the news coming out of there for the past six or seven years, its a wonder they still have control over those damn things and haven't destroyed them for safety's sake.

The state department must be working overtime on this one, nobody wants war on the subcontinent less than the US. I hope.


Remember seth, Pakistan is a place of wacked up people, and their leader is chosen among the most wacked up of them all. If anyone is going to use a preemptive strike with nukes, it is pakistan. And destroy them for safety's sake? The f*ck does that mean? Pakistan surely doesn't know. You never know when you will need to use them. And most the time it tends to dissuade wars and invasions in a country with known nuclear bombs. But emphasis on most of the time. When it still happens, then shiat just gets farked up. Any way, I think the good old Durkadurkastan is gonna be screwed in this war.
 
2008-12-30 02:59:55 PM  
MMMMM potato pancakes yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
2008-12-30 02:59:56 PM  
gorgor:
TRY AGAIN? (new window)

I thought the dot meant when you marry her, her father gives you a kwiki-mart.

/with a jerky and a slurpy
 
2008-12-30 03:00:00 PM  

mmm... pancake: Think again, subby:

www.jasonpancake.com


I see... Well, good luck with that.
 
2008-12-30 03:00:11 PM  
I just came here to see the bunny with a pancake on it's head.

Was there any other point?

/oh yah, they're going to war
//not good, not at all :(
 
2008-12-30 03:00:17 PM  
I wonder...

When the bombs start flying, where will the US stand? Will we just close ourselves off from the rest of the world, or will we pick a side? Do we wait until something strikes us first, or do we go ahead and jump in?

If so, just let me know ahead of time so I can get under my desk to save me from the explosions....
 
2008-12-30 03:01:15 PM  

mofomisfit: "It was the end of the Earth year 2260, and the war had paused, suddenly and unexpectedly. .. All around us, it was as if the universe were holding its breath, waiting. All of life can be broken down into moments of transition or moments .. of revelation. This had the feeling of both."
"G'Quan wrote: 'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future, or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"

/Yeah, I'm a geek


B5 ending quote for season 3. Good times man.

//geek it like its hot
 
2008-12-30 03:01:23 PM  

Conservationist: We're totally overpopulated. All wars are good wars. Let's hope a world war breaks out that makes WWI and WWII look like the non-events (except the Holocaust, of course) that they were.

Religious wars. Tribal wars. Oil wars. Food wars. Water wars. Race wars. Gender wars, even. Bring them on. Let's depopulate this lame species.



All wars are tribal wars.
 
2008-12-30 03:02:06 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Spazed: The way I see it we can't lose, either Pakistan is destroyed or we have to move all of our tech support back to the US.

Exactly. Either we eliminate a country full of wackjob ragheads or we get our tech industry back.

It's win-win


So that's why the phone is ringing off the hook at Hewlett-Packard..
 
2008-12-30 03:02:20 PM  

turtleking: they need a hamburger and one of these


Two things, only one of which is related to your post:

1. Who in the seven Hells is that? If that question is unanswerable, what GIS turned her up?

2. Worst case scenario: How many nukes apiece do India and Pakistan have? Two or three? Ten? A hundred? I'm trying to gauge the scale of the thermonuclear war that's about to ensue.

If both countries have two or three nukes, then bye-bye Islamabad, Karachi, New Delhi, Calcutta, etc. I'll shed a single tear for those half-billion mouths we no longer have to feed.

If they both have ten apiece, then sorry, we'll only have pretty pictures of the Taj Mahal, cause that'll probably go too. I'll shed two tears for the 750,000,000 mouths we no longer have to feed and one more for everybody's increased cancer risk.

If they both have a hundred apiece, then that's a problem. I think nuclear winter would kick in around that point. On the bright side, we'll have several billion less mouths to feed, it will offset global warming, and if by some miracle humanity survives, I doubt our industry will be on the scale that causes additional warming. In short, it'll probably have been a godsend for the planet as a whole.

/ Is putting a positive spin on nuclear war unforgiveable?
 
2008-12-30 03:02:27 PM  

Yeah_Right: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: You know, if this goes down it will have two benefits:

1. A chance for the rest of the world to watch thermonuclear war live on television

2. Reduce the world's population by like a billion, easing strains on natural resources.

Yeah, nothing like a little world-wide nuclear fall-out to thin out the herd.

/ radiation-free water, anyone?


Super Mutants don't need radiation-free water.

xbox360media.ign.com
 
2008-12-30 03:02:29 PM  

Headso: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: turtleking: they need a hamburger and one of these

i would go all fetch on that

Why is her left tit like 3 sizes larger than the other?

A: who cares!


noticed the same thing... also decided i didn't care.

/would motorboat the hell out of that.
 
2008-12-30 03:02:29 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: turtleking: they need a hamburger and one of these

i would go all fetch on that

Why is her left tit like 3 sizes larger than the other?


It's a floptical illusion!
 
2008-12-30 03:03:29 PM  

doublesecretprobation: is this when WWX starts, bush declares martial law, suspends the inauguration and has obama offed by a shill "assassin"?

/adjusts tin foil



Somewhere in that timeline he has to send troops to the Jedi Temple and kill them all. Then the Senate will applaud him and grant him emperor.

I've been thinking all along about this since last year.
 
2008-12-30 03:04:05 PM  
Ms MacGyver:
I wonder...

When the bombs start flying, where will the US stand? Will we just close ourselves off from the rest of the world, or will we pick a side? Do we wait until something strikes us first, or do we go ahead and jump in?

If so, just let me know ahead of time so I can get under my desk to save me from the explosions....


Japan could pay another visit to the islands...
 
2008-12-30 03:04:16 PM  

doublesecretprobation: is this when WWX starts, bush declares martial law, suspends the inauguration and has obama offed by a shill "assassin"?

/adjusts tin foil


do you really think that this would even remotely happen? I mean come on obama threatened to invade pakistan if they pull troops off the afgan border, well they did that. he also made comments about irans "illicit nuclear program" saying that they are a "grave threat". There really isnt enough difference between the two candidates for bush to do anything.
 
2008-12-30 03:04:23 PM  

trippygnomes: mofomisfit: "It was the end of the Earth year 2260, and the war had paused, suddenly and unexpectedly. .. All around us, it was as if the universe were holding its breath, waiting. All of life can be broken down into moments of transition or moments .. of revelation. This had the feeling of both."
"G'Quan wrote: 'There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future, or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.'"

/Yeah, I'm a geek

B5 ending quote for season 3. Good times man.

//geek it like its hot


Would it help in this situation if someone actually LISTENED to Zathras for once?
 
2008-12-30 03:05:36 PM  

aquaticphoenix: turtleking: they need a hamburger and one of these

Two things, only one of which is related to your post:

1. Who in the seven Hells is that? If that question is unanswerable, what GIS turned her up?

2. Worst case scenario: How many nukes apiece do India and Pakistan have? Two or three? Ten? A hundred? I'm trying to gauge the scale of the thermonuclear war that's about to ensue.

If both countries have two or three nukes, then bye-bye Islamabad, Karachi, New Delhi, Calcutta, etc. I'll shed a single tear for those half-billion mouths we no longer have to feed.

If they both have ten apiece, then sorry, we'll only have pretty pictures of the Taj Mahal, cause that'll probably go too. I'll shed two tears for the 750,000,000 mouths we no longer have to feed and one more for everybody's increased cancer risk.

If they both have a hundred apiece, then that's a problem. I think nuclear winter would kick in around that point. On the bright side, we'll have several billion less mouths to feed, it will offset global warming, and if by some miracle humanity survives, I doubt our industry will be on the scale that causes additional warming. In short, it'll probably have been a godsend for the planet as a whole.

/ Is putting a positive spin on nuclear war unforgiveable?


But what about the tech support?
 
2008-12-30 03:06:20 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: gorgor:
TRY AGAIN? (new window)

I thought the dot meant when you marry her, her father gives you a kwiki-mart.

/with a jerky and a slurpy


You jerky in the slurpy and you pay for it!
 
2008-12-30 03:06:42 PM  

aquaticphoenix: Is putting a positive spin on nuclear war unforgiveable?


Depends if there is anyone left to forgive you.
 
2008-12-30 03:07:10 PM  
Lucy Pinder NSFW Link (new window)

/Giggity
 
2008-12-30 03:08:09 PM  
So can we get all this nuking over with before the end of next year? I'm tired of all the scaremongering.

As far as I know the following countries need to be turned into GPLs for terrorism or nuclear capabilities:

Pakistan
Iran
Gaza
Syria
Saudi Arabia
North Korea (this one is just to show we're not discriminating against muslims)
 
2008-12-30 03:08:35 PM  
So, what's the over/under on the super volcano in Yellowstone blowing before India and Pakistan glow green at night?
 
2008-12-30 03:09:19 PM  
img360.imageshack.us

Whaat in the wide wide world o sports is a goin on here? We got three titted wymin and 2 headed chirens and tasty breakfast foods.
 
2008-12-30 03:09:24 PM  

suprjack: It's a floptical illusion!


I laughed way too hard at that. Bravo.

aquaticphoenix: 1. Who in the seven Hells is that? If that question is unanswerable, what GIS turned her up?


Flapjack Lucy Pinder

aquaticphoenix: 2. Worst case scenario: How many nukes apiece do India and Pakistan have? Two or three? Ten? A hundred? I'm trying to gauge the scale of the thermonuclear war that's about to ensue.


I'm sure some ex military person will correct me, but I don't think they can launch them all at once, can they?

By the time either side had launched a dozen, wouldn't both be completely destroyed anyway, rendering the rest either destroyed or unable to be fired?

(honestly have no idea)

aquaticphoenix: If both countries have two or three nukes, then bye-bye Islamabad, Karachi, New Delhi, Calcutta, etc. I'll shed a single tear for those half-billion mouths we no longer have to feed.


Ditto. That country breeds like rabbits. Having 18 children is not being responsible, it's being goddamn f*cking retarded.

aquaticphoenix: and one more for everybody's increased cancer risk.


Meh, in the Middle East and China perhaps. But by the time the radioactive fallout made it all the way across their continent and across the Pacific, I think any major effects would be mitigated.

Hell my father grew up close to where they did all those A-bomb tests in Nevada back in the 50's and remembers having to pour out his milk on certain days at school. Even received letters from the government in the 80's or 90's or something, informing him of tests that weren't public back then.

Has had no significant health problems to date at age 65. (knock on wood)
 
2008-12-30 03:10:28 PM  

crimsin23: Lucy Pinder NSFW Link (new window)

/Giggity


See now there her tits look fantastic.

Maybe it was the angle, the swimsuit, or weird lighting in that first photo that made em look all out of proportion to one another.
 
2008-12-30 03:10:33 PM  

Kingsteve119: Remember seth, Pakistan is a place of wacked up people, and their leader is chosen among the most wacked up of them all. If anyone is going to use a preemptive strike with nukes, it is pakistan. And destroy them for safety's sake? The f*ck does that mean? Pakistan surely doesn't know. You never know when you will need to use them. And most the time it tends to dissuade wars and invasions in a country with known nuclear bombs. But emphasis on most of the time. When it still happens, then shiat just gets farked up. Any way, I think the good old Durkadurkastan is gonna be screwed in this war.


Yeah sorry, my use of "destroy" was a little bit messy there. I meant disable and mothball, cause seriously, if no one knew, the deterrent effect would persist. Think about it, you're a minister in a country where most of the population is seriously unsettled, you have no effective control over one of your four provinces, and the military is an unreliable ally at best. Do you really want your nukes falling into the hands of a bunch of terrorists who could then seriously, seriously screw you over?
I dunno, that's just one line of reasoning to explore. I'm just saying that I can't think of one nuclear armed country as unstable as Pakistan and thus stupidly dangerous. Then again, policy makers aren't necessarily always rational, so ya never know.
 
2008-12-30 03:11:25 PM  

aquaticphoenix: turtleking: they need a hamburger and one of these

Two things, only one of which is related to your post:

1. Who in the seven Hells is that? If that question is unanswerable, what GIS turned her up?

2. Worst case scenario: How many nukes apiece do India and Pakistan have? Two or three? Ten? A hundred? I'm trying to gauge the scale of the thermonuclear war that's about to ensue.

If both countries have two or three nukes, then bye-bye Islamabad, Karachi, New Delhi, Calcutta, etc. I'll shed a single tear for those half-billion mouths we no longer have to feed.

If they both have ten apiece, then sorry, we'll only have pretty pictures of the Taj Mahal, cause that'll probably go too. I'll shed two tears for the 750,000,000 mouths we no longer have to feed and one more for everybody's increased cancer risk.

If they both have a hundred apiece, then that's a problem. I think nuclear winter would kick in around that point. On the bright side, we'll have several billion less mouths to feed, it will offset global warming, and if by some miracle humanity survives, I doubt our industry will be on the scale that causes additional warming. In short, it'll probably have been a godsend for the planet as a whole.

/ Is putting a positive spin on nuclear war unforgiveable?


India has 100-140, and Pakistan has 60. Both numbers are estimates.
 
2008-12-30 03:11:41 PM  

Pair-o-Dice:
Yay! Three fun bags! What the hell, I'd hit it anyway...


I always figured if there was going to be a third fun bag, it would be on the back, so slow-dancing would be more interesting.
 
2008-12-30 03:11:44 PM  
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude

Hell my father grew up close to where they did all those A-bomb tests in Nevada back in the 50's and remembers having to pour out his milk on certain days at school. Even received letters from the government in the 80's or 90's or something, informing him of tests that weren't public back then.

Has had no significant health problems to date at age 65. (knock on wood)


Ye gods, that's worth a drink in celebration every birthday.
 
2008-12-30 03:12:42 PM  

aquaticphoenix: turtleking: they need a hamburger and one of these

Two things, only one of which is related to your post:

1. Who in the seven Hells is that? If that question is unanswerable, what GIS turned her up?

2. Worst case scenario: How many nukes apiece do India and Pakistan have? Two or three? Ten? A hundred? I'm trying to gauge the scale of the thermonuclear war that's about to ensue.

If both countries have two or three nukes, then bye-bye Islamabad, Karachi, New Delhi, Calcutta, etc. I'll shed a single tear for those half-billion mouths we no longer have to feed.

If they both have ten apiece, then sorry, we'll only have pretty pictures of the Taj Mahal, cause that'll probably go too. I'll shed two tears for the 750,000,000 mouths we no longer have to feed and one more for everybody's increased cancer risk.

If they both have a hundred apiece, then that's a problem. I think nuclear winter would kick in around that point. On the bright side, we'll have several billion less mouths to feed, it will offset global warming, and if by some miracle humanity survives, I doubt our industry will be on the scale that causes additional warming. In short, it'll probably have been a godsend for the planet as a whole.

/ Is putting a positive spin on nuclear war unforgiveable?


Umm... nuclear winters don't offset "global warming" or "global change" or what I call "weather".You see, nuclear winters are bad because it is likely to spread radiation... everywhere So in nearby areas life would be impossible, and then in the next radius farming would be impossible, or at god damned difficult, and then so on and so forth. Oh, and to answer your question, I think Pakistan has around 60 nukes, and I think India has more. Also, sense India is our ally, and this would be the perfect opportunity for North Korea to invade the South, (while we are destracted elsewhere), and Pakistan surely has allies (Still waiting for that list!) this would likely result in world war on a massive scale. Also, I don't get some of your points. You want all civilization to be gone and for us to go back to living in caves? what the f*ck is wrong with you? Have you even lived without electricity, running water, easily available food, and internet connection before? All that just so little bambi would have his air a little cleaner? THE F*CK????
 
2008-12-30 03:12:48 PM  
ObscureNameHere

Would it help in this situation if someone actually LISTENED to Zathras for once?


Well, maybe, but no one listens to Zathras. Zathras does not mind. He has even grown to like it. Oh yes.
 
2008-12-30 03:12:54 PM  

crimsin23: India has 100-140, and Pakistan has 60. Both numbers are estimates.


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2008-12-30 03:14:19 PM  
Actually, the best part about a nuke war over there would be a) we'd all be spared the "governments issue stern letters" part of the newscasts and b) the lack of peace protesters here in North America clogging up streets with their signs and hippy slogans. Think about it! The war would be over in about 15 minutes. Not even time for someone to blog about it.
 
2008-12-30 03:14:21 PM  

Facetious_Speciest: Ye gods, that's worth a drink in celebration every birthday.


Hahahaha, funny you should say that.

He drank too much and now has mild diabetes. So I guess inadvertently the A-bomb tests DID give him ill health effects.
 
2008-12-30 03:14:40 PM  

Psumek: Funk Brothers: Well if India and Pakistan go to war, China will get into the fight too.

We'll just isolate ourselves and remain neutral as we did in the two previous wars.

Sweet. Fallout is coming closer and closer.

/do you have your place in the Vault?


If I've learned anything about nuclear holocausts and post-apocolyptic survival, it's that I need to learn the fine art of lock picking and stock up on bobby pins.
 
2008-12-30 03:14:42 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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You can say that again.
 
2008-12-30 03:15:11 PM  
Concerning the lady in the picture...

It is not unusual at all to have one side being a little bigger than the other. I am a DD on the left and an E on the right. No cutsy bras for me - have to get the industrial ones with very adjustable straps to keep the girls in line...

/most women are not naturally exactly equal...
 
2008-12-30 03:16:29 PM  

mofomisfit: ObscureNameHere

Would it help in this situation if someone actually LISTENED to Zathras for once?

Well, maybe, but no one listens to Zathras. Zathras does not mind. He has even grown to like it. Oh yes.


I guess it is too much to hope for the skies to open, Vorlon ships appear and have a booming voice say: "YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND."
 
2008-12-30 03:16:43 PM  

Ms MacGyver: Concerning the lady in the picture...

It is not unusual at all to have one side being a little bigger than the other. I am a DD on the left and an E on the right. No cutsy bras for me - have to get the industrial ones with very adjustable straps to keep the girls in line...

/most women are not naturally exactly equal...


Tits or GTFO
 
2008-12-30 03:17:05 PM  

Yeah_Right: Yeah, nothing like a little world-wide nuclear fall-out to thin out the herd.

/ radiation-free water, anyone?


Take some iodine tablets and get over it.
 
2008-12-30 03:17:31 PM  

Ms MacGyver: Concerning the lady in the picture...

It is not unusual at all to have one side being a little bigger than the other. I am a DD on the left and an E on the right. No cutsy bras for me - have to get the industrial ones with very adjustable straps to keep the girls in line...

/most women are not naturally exactly equal...


Also, because of the way the heart is positioned in the body, the left one is actually stands out a little more than the right.
 
2008-12-30 03:17:40 PM  

Ms MacGyver: Concerning the lady in the picture...

It is not unusual at all to have one side being a little bigger than the other. I am a DD on the left and an E on the right. No cutsy bras for me - have to get the industrial ones with very adjustable straps to keep the girls in line...

/most women are not naturally exactly equal...


AHEM..!!! Pic proof, please..1
 
2008-12-30 03:17:43 PM  

stuffaloosa: If I've learned anything about nuclear holocausts and post-apocolyptic survival, it's that I need to learn the fine art of lock picking and stock up on bobby pins.


That and raid alien crash sites to get some vaporizer pistols.
 
2008-12-30 03:18:38 PM  

twistoff: Ms MacGyver: Concerning the lady in the picture...

It is not unusual at all to have one side being a little bigger than the other. I am a DD on the left and an E on the right. No cutsy bras for me - have to get the industrial ones with very adjustable straps to keep the girls in line...

/most women are not naturally exactly equal...

Tits or GTFO


I would, but I cannot figure out how to post pics in my profile!! I'm new to this posting thing, but have lurked for a while.
 
2008-12-30 03:18:44 PM  

Ms MacGyver: Concerning the lady in the picture...

It is not unusual at all to have one side being a little bigger than the other. I am a DD on the left and an E on the right. No cutsy bras for me - have to get the industrial ones with very adjustable straps to keep the girls in line...

/most women are not naturally exactly equal...


Mother of God, EIP
 
2008-12-30 03:19:28 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Whaat in the wide wide world o sports is a goin on here? We got three titted wymin and 2 headed chirens and tasty breakfast foods.


Hey boys! Were are the three-titted wimmin at?

/I'd hit it til I can't count no more...
 
2008-12-30 03:20:05 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: stuffaloosa: If I've learned anything about nuclear holocausts and post-apocolyptic survival, it's that I need to learn the fine art of lock picking and stock up on bobby pins.

That and raid alien crash sites to get some vaporizer pistols.


wait wait wait wait... wow... Where are those? I mean, I found some alien energy packs around the Alaskan War Memorial, but I didn't know what used them? could you tell me where these crash sites are?
 
2008-12-30 03:20:16 PM  
Well I guess a good thing that would come out of a nuke exchange is that the Pakanese won't have any spares to give out to terrorists.
 
2008-12-30 03:20:19 PM  

Ms MacGyver: Concerning the lady in the picture...

It is not unusual at all to have one side being a little bigger than the other. I am a DD on the left and an E on the right. No cutsy bras for me - have to get the industrial ones with very adjustable straps to keep the girls in line...

/most women are not naturally exactly equal...


how you doin'?

/wife is a "leaner" as well
//slashie BIE?
 
2008-12-30 03:20:20 PM  

crimsin23: Also, because of the way the heart is positioned in the body, the left one is actually stands out a little more than the right.


Sorry about that.
 
2008-12-30 03:20:28 PM  

fark the casbah: Came for the bunny with the pancake on it's head, leaving with a craving for whoever that is that turtleking posted...


lucy pinder.


google her name and nuts magazine.

nsfw

may lead to fapping


/back to my bunk

// almost out of quads
 
2008-12-30 03:20:34 PM  
I just wish they'd wipe each other out already. Though the utter filth they live in would likely give them cockroach-like capabilities to survive a nuclear blast. And open up a call centre shortly thereafter.

I'll
Never
Do
It
Again
 
2008-12-30 03:21:18 PM  
crimsin23

This is the most un-gracefully airbrushed photo I have ever seen.
 
2008-12-30 03:21:30 PM  
ec1.images-amazon.com
 
2008-12-30 03:22:00 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: turtleking: they need a hamburger and one of these

i would go all fetch on that

Why is her left tit like 3 sizes larger than the other?


it offsets her sharp knees

/wtfc

// would hit that like an Israeli patrol boat
 
2008-12-30 03:22:37 PM  

crimsin23: crimsin23: Also, because of the way the heart is positioned in the body, the left one is actually stands out a little more than the right.

Sorry about that.


Like the old saying, "Big heart, big left breast?"

/Oh yeah, I did!
 
2008-12-30 03:22:40 PM  

turtleking: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: turtleking: they need a hamburger and one of these

i would go all fetch on that

Why is her left tit like 3 sizes larger than the other?

it offsets her sharp knees

/wtfc

// would hit that like an Israeli patrol boat


Nice analogy
 
2008-12-30 03:22:42 PM  

aquaticphoenix: turtleking: they need a hamburger and one of these

Two things, only one of which is related to your post:

1. Who in the seven Hells is that? If that question is unanswerable, what GIS turned her up?

2. Worst case scenario: How many nukes apiece do India and Pakistan have? Two or three? Ten? A hundred? I'm trying to gauge the scale of the thermonuclear war that's about to ensue.

If both countries have two or three nukes, then bye-bye Islamabad, Karachi, New Delhi, Calcutta, etc. I'll shed a single tear for those half-billion mouths we no longer have to feed.

If they both have ten apiece, then sorry, we'll only have pretty pictures of the Taj Mahal, cause that'll probably go too. I'll shed two tears for the 750,000,000 mouths we no longer have to feed and one more for everybody's increased cancer risk.

If they both have a hundred apiece, then that's a problem. I think nuclear winter would kick in around that point. On the bright side, we'll have several billion less mouths to feed, it will offset global warming, and if by some miracle humanity survives, I doubt our industry will be on the scale that causes additional warming. In short, it'll probably have been a godsend for the planet as a whole.

/ Is putting a positive spin on nuclear war unforgiveable?


In high school I worte a paper to this effect (although sarcastically). I got suspended.
 
2008-12-30 03:22:46 PM  

turtleking: lucy pinder.


google her name and nuts magazine.

nsfw

may lead to fapping


/back to my bunk

// almost out of quads


Thank you
 
2008-12-30 03:23:08 PM  

ObscureNameHere: Actually, the best part about a nuke war over there would be a) we'd all be spared the "governments issue stern letters" part of the newscasts and b) the lack of peace protesters here in North America clogging up streets with their signs and hippy slogans. Think about it! The war would be over in about 15 minutes. Not even time for someone to blog about it.


A nuclear war in that region would cause a huge uproar in the anti-nuke crowd. I doubt they'd stay off the streets.

There will be plenty of stern letters going around to try to keep allies out of any fight that may ensue.

If a nuclear strike did take place there would be war for years to come. The government of Pakistan would destabilize causing years of civil war and ongoing battles with India and possibly others.

The fallout would also hit countries with large populations of Indians and Pakistanis. US, UK, Europe, etc would see a rise in Indo-Paki violence and terrorism.

It will not be pretty if it goes down, and it definitely won't be quick.

And if you're ignorant enough to believe that your tech support jobs will magically come back then enjoy your delusions. The failing companies that have sent their jobs overseas will just go to our Chinese overlords with these jobs. If they brought them back here they would be bankrupt in no time.
 
2008-12-30 03:23:11 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Ms MacGyver: Concerning the lady in the picture...

It is not unusual at all to have one side being a little bigger than the other. I am a DD on the left and an E on the right. No cutsy bras for me - have to get the industrial ones with very adjustable straps to keep the girls in line...

/most women are not naturally exactly equal...

Mother of God, EIP


Sorry - what does EIP stand for?
 
2008-12-30 03:23:35 PM  

Kingsteve119: Seth'n'Spectrum: Have any of you guys ever wondered this? Out of curiosity, where the fark does Pakistan keep its nukes and how the hell do they ensure loyalty among the soldiers guarding them? After the news coming out of there for the past six or seven years, its a wonder they still have control over those damn things and haven't destroyed them for safety's sake.

The state department must be working overtime on this one, nobody wants war on the subcontinent less than the US. I hope.

Remember seth, Pakistan is a place of wacked up people, and their leader is chosen among the most wacked up of them all. If anyone is going to use a preemptive strike with nukes, it is pakistan. And destroy them for safety's sake? The f*ck does that mean? Pakistan surely doesn't know. You never know when you will need to use them. And most the time it tends to dissuade wars and invasions in a country with known nuclear bombs. But emphasis on most of the time. When it still happens, then shiat just gets farked up. Any way, I think the good old Durkadurkastan is gonna be screwed in this war.


He reads too much liberal literature.
 
2008-12-30 03:23:36 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: crimsin23: Does it matter?

Headso: A: who cares!

Don't get me wrong, I'd hit it anyway.

But one perky tit and one fried egg on a nail?

Then this is probably right up your alley:


Um, that's hardly a fried egg on a nail boob. Both boobs are lovely and wonderfully sized. They just happen to not be the same size. It's actually not that uncommon.
 
2008-12-30 03:23:44 PM  

farm machine: Have you ever tried pouring maple syrup over a Pakastani?


it costs extra for that Cotton
 
2008-12-30 03:24:48 PM  

geocacherphil: Ms MacGyver: Concerning the lady in the picture...

It is not unusual at all to have one side being a little bigger than the other. I am a DD on the left and an E on the right. No cutsy bras for me - have to get the industrial ones with very adjustable straps to keep the girls in line...

/most women are not naturally exactly equal...

how you doin'?

/wife is a "leaner" as well
//slashie BIE?


Yep - Mr. MacGyver says it's like two different women in the dark :)

BTW - what does BIE mean?
 
2008-12-30 03:24:53 PM  

Kingsteve119: wait wait wait wait... wow... Where are those? I mean, I found some alien energy packs around the Alaskan War Memorial, but I didn't know what used them? could you tell me where these crash sites are?


All I know about them is that I saw a YouTube video post about it where some guy shows where to find it.

I haven't played in a few weeks (been too busy).

You go to one of the crash sites and you can find all the ammo for it. Have to be careful since there are scientists from the Enclave walking around there in hazmat suits.

Anyway I think the pistol is on the body of one of the dead aliens. YouTube search for it and you'll find it. Fallout 3 alien pistol guide or something.

There's one UFO that's crashed cockpit first into some hill and the windshield is broken from where the alien went through it and is lying right in front of the thing.
 
2008-12-30 03:25:24 PM  

Unkel Jethro: I'll
Never
Do
It
Again


What, troll? OH, I see what you did there.

Nah seriously, if they went to war, we might as well pull the fark out of Afghanistan. The flood of refugees and the instability it would cause would mean an instantly impossible situation. In fact, if State got word that it was really serious, they would be pulling people out already I'm guessing. It would just be much too much strain on the military.

Kingsteve119: wait wait wait wait... wow... Where are those? I mean, I found some alien energy packs around the Alaskan War Memorial, but I didn't know what used them? could you tell me where these crash sites are?


I read somewhere that it is a randomized event, but pretty common. Haven't chanced upon one myself though.
 
2008-12-30 03:25:36 PM  

UncleCal: Like the old saying, "Big heart, big left breast?"

/Oh yeah, I did!


Never heard that one.

Too busy checking out Lucy Pinder pics.

/Thread over.
 
2008-12-30 03:25:52 PM  
Mr. Coffee Nerves:
Pair-o-Dice:
Yay! Three fun bags! What the hell, I'd hit it anyway...

I always figured if there was going to be a third fun bag, it would be on the back, so slow-dancing would be more interesting.


Not to mention all the new joys it would bring to doggy-style...
 
2008-12-30 03:25:57 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Kingsteve119: wait wait wait wait... wow... Where are those? I mean, I found some alien energy packs around the Alaskan War Memorial, but I didn't know what used them? could you tell me where these crash sites are?

All I know about them is that I saw a YouTube video post about it where some guy shows where to find it.

I haven't played in a few weeks (been too busy).

You go to one of the crash sites and you can find all the ammo for it. Have to be careful since there are scientists from the Enclave walking around there in hazmat suits.

Anyway I think the pistol is on the body of one of the dead aliens. YouTube search for it and you'll find it. Fallout 3 alien pistol guide or something.

There's one UFO that's crashed cockpit first into some hill and the windshield is broken from where the alien went through it and is lying right in front of the thing.


K, thanks!
 
2008-12-30 03:26:18 PM  

Ms MacGyver: Sorry - what does EIP stand for?


E-mail in profile.

So you can send me a few photos enabling me to...um...make an educated decision about boob size...and...uh....yea

So e-mail in my profile.
 
2008-12-30 03:26:21 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: crimsin23: Does it matter?

Headso: A: who cares!

Don't get me wrong, I'd hit it anyway.

But one perky tit and one fried egg on a nail?

Then this is probably right up your alley:


uh, of course, she's almost better than the chick from total recal.
 
2008-12-30 03:27:18 PM  

Ms MacGyver: geocacherphil: Ms MacGyver: Concerning the lady in the picture...

It is not unusual at all to have one side being a little bigger than the other. I am a DD on the left and an E on the right. No cutsy bras for me - have to get the industrial ones with very adjustable straps to keep the girls in line...

/most women are not naturally exactly equal...

how you doin'?

/wife is a "leaner" as well
//slashie BIE?

Yep - Mr. MacGyver says it's like two different women in the dark :)

BTW - what does BIE mean?


Boobies in Emai...a wonderful thing, although popularly considered a myth.
 
2008-12-30 03:27:19 PM  
Pakistan will work with India, behind the scenes, to allow India to do a face-saving strike or two on suspected militants inside of Pakistan's border. This will allow Pakistan to get India to take out Pakistan's terrorist trash.

India is happy, Pakistan is happy, war is averted.
 
2008-12-30 03:27:22 PM  

Ms MacGyver: BTW - what does BIE mean?


Boobies in E-mail
 
2008-12-30 03:27:38 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Whaat in the wide wide world o sports is a goin on here? We got three titted wymin and 2 headed chirens and tasty breakfast foods.


I don't know why, but that was pants shiattingly funny to me.
 
2008-12-30 03:27:42 PM  
mmmmmm.....pankaces..
 
2008-12-30 03:28:05 PM  

TroubledEye: Boobies in Emai...a wonderful thing, although popularly considered a myth.


Rubbish, I received some once from a TFette.

They were actually very very nice.
 
2008-12-30 03:28:29 PM  

aquaticphoenix: turtleking: they need a hamburger and one of these

Two things, only one of which is related to your post:

1. Who in the seven Hells is that? If that question is unanswerable, what GIS turned her up?

2. Worst case scenario: How many nukes apiece do India and Pakistan have? Two or three? Ten? A hundred? I'm trying to gauge the scale of the thermonuclear war that's about to ensue.

If both countries have two or three nukes, then bye-bye Islamabad, Karachi, New Delhi, Calcutta, etc. I'll shed a single tear for those half-billion mouths we no longer have to feed.

If they both have ten apiece, then sorry, we'll only have pretty pictures of the Taj Mahal, cause that'll probably go too. I'll shed two tears for the 750,000,000 mouths we no longer have to feed and one more for everybody's increased cancer risk.

If they both have a hundred apiece, then that's a problem. I think nuclear winter would kick in around that point. On the bright side, we'll have several billion less mouths to feed, it will offset global warming, and if by some miracle humanity survives, I doubt our industry will be on the scale that causes additional warming. In short, it'll probably have been a godsend for the planet as a whole.

/ Is putting a positive spin on nuclear war unforgiveable?


You're hoping for small-scale nuclear war in one breath and hoping it will improve the global warming in the next? You are a full-fledged member of the Church of Al Gore. Your mindset differs little than that of a warped Jihadist,only you lack the courage to act upon your beliefs the way your Islamist brethren do. In short, you are the epitome of Total Fark.
 
2008-12-30 03:28:35 PM  
aquaticphoenix: Worst case scenario: How many nukes apiece do India and Pakistan have? Two or three? Ten? A hundred? I'm trying to gauge the scale of the thermonuclear war that's about to ensue.

Here's a good article (new window)on the subject.

Here (new window) are a couple of articles (new window) I dug up on the possible consequences of a nuclear war on the sub-continent right after the Mumbai massacre.

A couple of consequences not explicitly mentioned in the articles that are worth exploring:

1- Prevailing winds could carry the airborne contamination from such a nuclear war to the east- Tibet, Nepal, Bangladesh, China, most of SE Asia, parts of Indonesia, etc. A really thorough exchange of nukes could possibly drop radioactive debris across the western coasts of North America.

2- Even a "limited" nuclear war would leave India badly damaged (India has a lot more strategic depth than Pakistan, so I'm assuming Paksistan wouldn't be there anymore) and more vulnerable to Chinese pressure.


/Armchair strategist
 
2008-12-30 03:29:01 PM  

stuffaloosa:

If I've learned anything about nuclear holocausts and post-apocolyptic survival, it's that I need to learn the fine art of lock picking and stock up on bobby pins.


/12 gauge with a magazine full of breaching shells
 
2008-12-30 03:29:23 PM  

Ms MacGyver: twistoff: Ms MacGyver: Concerning the lady in the picture...

It is not unusual at all to have one side being a little bigger than the other. I am a DD on the left and an E on the right. No cutsy bras for me - have to get the industrial ones with very adjustable straps to keep the girls in line...

/most women are not naturally exactly equal...

Tits or GTFO

I would, but I cannot figure out how to post pics in my profile!! I'm new to this posting thing, but have lurked for a while.


Go into your myFark, put in your password where it says "To edit this section" and you will be able to update your profile.

Now, Tits or GTFO. :)
 
2008-12-30 03:29:31 PM  

Kingsteve119: K, thanks!


No problem. OH, and take a few stealth boys with if you aren't too high level yet. Helps against the Enclave doods patrolling the crash site.
 
2008-12-30 03:30:04 PM  

Nemo's Brother: He reads too much liberal literature.


Lol, wut? Dude, I wasn't arguing for nuclear disarmament in general... Just that in the case of Pakistan, it might be more rational to secretly disarm to minimize liability if you knew that it would be difficult to secure them at all times. Big 'if' though, I don't know what exact mechanisms they have in place, but it must be a royal pain.
 
2008-12-30 03:30:27 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Ms MacGyver: Sorry - what does EIP stand for?

E-mail in profile.

So you can send me a few photos enabling me to...um...make an educated decision about boob size...and...uh....yea

So e-mail in my profile.


Smoooooth... I'm sure she'll get right on that..
 
2008-12-30 03:30:39 PM  

Wenchmaster: /Armchair strategist


Still valid points you made
 
2008-12-30 03:32:24 PM  

Zaea: mmmmmm.....pankaces..


i148.photobucket.com

/Obligatory.
//Almost as hot as Lucy.
 
2008-12-30 03:32:58 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: TroubledEye: Boobies in Emai...a wonderful thing, although popularly considered a myth.

Rubbish, I received some once from a TFette.

They were actually very very nice.


I may stand corrected, but if Ms MacGyver wanted to prove me wrong, I certainly wouldn't be heartbroken.
 
2008-12-30 03:33:04 PM  

Yeah_Right: Smoooooth... I'm sure she'll get right on that..


Excuse me, I will have you know I have a PhD in Boobology and Breast Studies from Titty University in the Knockers Belt.

Good day, sir.
 
2008-12-30 03:33:23 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Kingsteve119: K, thanks!

No problem. OH, and take a few stealth boys with if you aren't too high level yet. Helps against the Enclave doods patrolling the crash site.


Oh, I am fine. I'm level 15 with 100 small arms and a shat load of sniper rounds. I am good
/Also I got about as much health as a deathclaw, and I killed a yao-gaui in a fist fight
/Damn I'm a nerd!
 
2008-12-30 03:34:01 PM  
in a war, thermo nuclear or not

India destroys Pakistan in three weeks or less

unless China steps in


you can expect to see a lot of beefs get handled here in thext year. nobody is worried about us taking them to task.

Taiwan
Pakistan/ India
Israel and Iran
Russia and Georgia
Canada and Greenland.

lot of shiat going to get handled
 
2008-12-30 03:34:16 PM  

kiyote: Pakistan will work with India, behind the scenes, to allow India to do a face-saving strike or two on suspected militants inside of Pakistan's border. This will allow Pakistan to get India to take out Pakistan's terrorist trash.

India is happy, Pakistan is happy, war is averted.


A very very good idea but one that would never work in practice. Can you imagine the shiatstorm that would be kicked up among the Pakistani population if that went ahead? The government wouldn't last 24 hours. States can agree to many things among themselves, but a nuclear strike would be taking it too far.

/wait, you were joking right?
 
2008-12-30 03:35:28 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: crimsin23: Does it matter?

Headso: A: who cares!

Don't get me wrong, I'd hit it anyway.

But one perky tit and one fried egg on a nail?

Then this is probably right up your alley:


Who's the 3 boob chick?
 
2008-12-30 03:37:07 PM  

turtleking: Canada and Greenland.


Tens of people might be killed in that war.
 
2008-12-30 03:38:47 PM  
Seth'n'Spectrum: A very very good idea but one that would never work in practice. Can you imagine the shiatstorm that would be kicked up among the Pakistani population if that went ahead? The government wouldn't last 24 hours. States can agree to many things among themselves, but a nuclear strike would be taking it too far.

/wait, you were joking right?


I'm pretty sure kiyote was not suggesting Pakistan would allow nuclear strikes. More like what Pakistan allows the US to do in the Northwest Frontier Province: bomb the fecal matter out of targets of opportunity inside Pakistan, which then publicly denounces the attacks.
 
2008-12-30 03:40:06 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Ms MacGyver: Sorry - what does EIP stand for?

E-mail in profile.

So you can send me a few photos enabling me to...um...make an educated decision about boob size...and...uh....yea

So e-mail in my profile.


Ok - I see it now. Too bad I'm at work now. I may have to let you and TroubledEye have a picture to believe in the Farkettes...
 
2008-12-30 03:40:14 PM  

hudef: Some great images in the story's slideshow. But how is this a "related image"?


Well, they ARE both Nuclear-armed powers
 
2008-12-30 03:41:16 PM  

gorgor: Smeggy Smurf: One side is muslim which belives in martyrdom and the other is hindu which believes in reincarnation.

TRY AGAIN? (new window)


full of capslock and win, you are

/cut of your jib, etc.
 
2008-12-30 03:41:21 PM  
Nuclear war between India and Pakistan, The Yellowstone Caldera on the verge of erupting,...... fall out in many flavors coming our way!
 
2008-12-30 03:42:04 PM  
What's the difference between Pakistan and a pancake?

Angel wings?
 
2008-12-30 03:42:41 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Yeah_Right: Smoooooth... I'm sure she'll get right on that..

Excuse me, I will have you know I have a PhD in Boobology and Breast Studies from Titty University in the Knockers Belt.

Good day, sir.


/Coffee...keyboard...you get the idea.
//I guess I have some photography to complete when I get home...That response at least deserves a sneak peek!
 
2008-12-30 03:42:42 PM  
Hopefully when Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude gets the email from
Ms MacGyver
We will all get to chime in on the boobage.

Pics or GTFO, Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude
 
2008-12-30 03:43:33 PM  

turtleking: Canada and Greenland


It will all come down to the average size of each countries' kayaks.

Always about kayaks...mine's a 20 footer.
 
2008-12-30 03:45:37 PM  

Wenchmaster: I'm pretty sure kiyote was not suggesting Pakistan would allow nuclear strikes. More like what Pakistan allows the US to do in the Northwest Frontier Province: bomb the fecal matter out of targets of opportunity inside Pakistan, which then publicly denounces the attacks.


I see what you mean, but the problem persists. Where a proportionate response to a US missile strike might be a loud public denunciation, the proportionate response to an Indian nuclear blast would be a declaration of war, no matter what.
No. Matter. What.
If the government just protested, it would spell its out own end.
The only way that could work is if the Pakistanis claim that the blast was one of their own and that it malfunctioned, which, once again, might bring down the government. Scratch that, it would bring down the government.

/basically, any scenario where a nuke goes off, whether consensually or not, is just too easy to escalate to full war.
 
2008-12-30 03:46:13 PM  
STRATEGY:

INDIA PAKISTAN WAR WINNER: NONE
PAKISTAN SOVEREINGTY WINNER: NONE
 
2008-12-30 03:46:55 PM  

CapitolG: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I don't think I've EVER seen a Pakistani Pancake, nor even a Punjabi Pancake

Clearly, you are not looking very hard.


I love me some Punjab.... and their pancakces


Don't get me wrong, lad, I like a little Punjab with a honey, but not before a little poon jab in her first.
 
2008-12-30 03:47:00 PM  

turtleking: in a war, thermo nuclear or not

India destroys Pakistan in three weeks or less

unless China steps in


you can expect to see a lot of beefs get handled here in thext year. nobody is worried about us taking them to task.

Taiwan
Pakistan/ India
Israel and Iran
Russia and Georgia
Canada and Greenland.

lot of shiat going to get handled


Handled? That's one way to say it.

It just seems to me that every country is just trying to find someone to mess with. It's kind of like being in a bar fight - you don't care who you fight as long as you are IN the fight. Most countries are rattling their sabers and yelling "Look at me! Look at me! I have the most nukes! I have the most determined soldiers! I have the best strategy!" Blah, blah, blah. It would almost be worth it to see all of them taken down a few notches. Just like we were on 9/11. And yes - we probably need to be taken down a few notches again ourselves.
 
2008-12-30 03:47:17 PM  

Yeah_Right: Smoooooth... I'm sure she'll get right on that..


Looks like you were right:

Ms MacGyver: Ok - I see it now. Too bad I'm at work now. I may have to let you and TroubledEye have a picture to believe in the Farkettes...

/Coffee...keyboard...you get the idea.
//I guess I have some photography to complete when I get home...That response at least deserves a sneak peek!


Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Hopefully when Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude gets the email from
Ms MacGyver
We will all get to chime in on the boobage.

Pics or GTFO, Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude


Only with permission from Ms MacGyver.

Otherwise none of us will ever get any ever again. This is why we can't have nice things you see.
 
2008-12-30 03:47:43 PM  
So WHAT IS the difference between Pakistan and a pancake? Who gives a fark, I just found out about Lucy Pinder!!!

Thanks guys!
 
2008-12-30 03:47:45 PM  
Both countries are preparing themselves for the inevitable conflagration that will take place if when there is another major terrorist attack on the Indian sub-continent.

Inevitability is inevitable.
 
2008-12-30 03:48:41 PM  

Ms MacGyver: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Ms MacGyver: Sorry - what does EIP stand for?

E-mail in profile.

So you can send me a few photos enabling me to...um...make an educated decision about boob size...and...uh....yea

So e-mail in my profile.

Ok - I see it now. Too bad I'm at work now. I may have to let you and TroubledEye have a picture to believe in the Farkettes...


Hey i asked first!!!!

Just like Holloween, nothing but rocks
 
2008-12-30 03:48:48 PM  

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Hopefully when Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude gets the email from
Ms MacGyver
We will all get to chime in on the boobage.

Pics or GTFO, Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude


Would it be better if I posted them in MY profile? Then everyone gets to have fun?
 
2008-12-30 03:49:44 PM  

Ms MacGyver: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Ms MacGyver: Sorry - what does EIP stand for?

E-mail in profile.

So you can send me a few photos enabling me to...um...make an educated decision about boob size...and...uh....yea

So e-mail in my profile.

Ok - I see it now. Too bad I'm at work now. I may have to let you and TroubledEye have a picture to believe in the Farkettes...


Don't forget the other Farkettes who might enjoy the view...

/Yeah. EIP.
//Oh and... "Its the end of the world as we know it..."
 
2008-12-30 03:50:45 PM  

Ms MacGyver: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Hopefully when Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude gets the email from
Ms MacGyver
We will all get to chime in on the boobage.

Pics or GTFO, Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude

Would it be better if I posted them in MY profile? Then everyone gets to have fun?


Oh pretty please!!!
 
2008-12-30 03:53:06 PM  

Ms MacGyver: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Hopefully when Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude gets the email from
Ms MacGyver
We will all get to chime in on the boobage.

Pics or GTFO, Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude

Would it be better if I posted them in MY profile? Then everyone gets to have fun?


I see no problem with both, to be honest.
 
2008-12-30 03:53:40 PM  
Woohoo! Country that believes you get 72 virgins if you die in a Holy War VS. Country that believes when you die you get a do-over. Both duking it out with nukes. This should be fun.
 
2008-12-30 03:54:19 PM  

geocacherphil: Ms MacGyver: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Hopefully when Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude gets the email from
Ms MacGyver
We will all get to chime in on the boobage.

Pics or GTFO, Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude

Would it be better if I posted them in MY profile? Then everyone gets to have fun?

Oh pretty please!!!


And I'm sorry for turning a very serious thread into a boobies thread...I just have to make sure to take up for my lop-sided sisters out there...
 
2008-12-30 03:54:29 PM  

farm machine: Have you ever tried pouring maple syrup over a Pakastani?


Whipped cream once.

/rowr
 
2008-12-30 03:54:50 PM  

turtleking:

...Canada and Greenland.



Awwww, snap...It's on. I KNEW we shouldn't have handed out Whoppers and Big Macs to the Inuit.

/What the hell have you DONE, King?
 
2008-12-30 03:55:42 PM  

Ghastly: Woohoo! Country that believes you get 72 virgins if you die in a Holy War VS. Country that believes when you die you get a do-over. Both duking it out with nukes. This should be fun.


Popcorn?
 
2008-12-30 03:56:02 PM  
I wonder if this mean that if Pakistan and India create two new glass parking lots we get some of the jobs that got off-shored to India back...
 
2008-12-30 03:56:55 PM  

Ms MacGyver: geocacherphil: Ms MacGyver: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Hopefully when Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude gets the email from
Ms MacGyver
We will all get to chime in on the boobage.

Pics or GTFO, Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude

Would it be better if I posted them in MY profile? Then everyone gets to have fun?

Oh pretty please!!!

And I'm sorry for turning a very serious thread into a boobies thread...I just have to make sure to take up for my lop-sided sisters out there...


no need to apologize, we can all easily handle multiple thought streams in the thread. In fact, its something to smile about, while reading about potential nuclear war. Maybe i'm a little screwed in the head for thinking "these countries may blow themselves apart...ooohhh boobies, what were we talking about again?"
 
2008-12-30 03:57:15 PM  

Ms MacGyver: geocacherphil: Ms MacGyver: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Hopefully when Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude gets the email from
Ms MacGyver
We will all get to chime in on the boobage.

Pics or GTFO, Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude

Would it be better if I posted them in MY profile? Then everyone gets to have fun?

Oh pretty please!!!

And I'm sorry for turning a very serious thread into a boobies thread...I just have to make sure to take up for my lop-sided sisters out there...


And ya know, you don't even have to have the bigguns to be lopsided. I'm just a wee one but I have the same thing.

/Serious SHMERIOUS! What's more important than boobies?
//Right. WWIII.
 
2008-12-30 03:57:18 PM  
He will save us!

i155.photobucket.com
 
2008-12-30 03:57:25 PM  

Ms MacGyver: geocacherphil: Ms MacGyver: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Hopefully when Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude gets the email from
Ms MacGyver
We will all get to chime in on the boobage.

Pics or GTFO, Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude

Would it be better if I posted them in MY profile? Then everyone gets to have fun?

Oh pretty please!!!

And I'm sorry for turning a very serious thread into a boobies thread...I just have to make sure to take up for my lop-sided sisters out there...


You will be forgiven after we see pics.
 
2008-12-30 03:58:35 PM  

Ms MacGyver: turtleking: in a war, thermo nuclear or not

India destroys Pakistan in three weeks or less

unless China steps in


you can expect to see a lot of beefs get handled here in thext year. nobody is worried about us taking them to task.

Taiwan
Pakistan/ India
Israel and Iran
Russia and Georgia
Canada and Greenland.

lot of shiat going to get handled

Handled? That's one way to say it.

It just seems to me that every country is just trying to find someone to mess with. It's kind of like being in a bar fight - you don't care who you fight as long as you are IN the fight. Most countries are rattling their sabers and yelling "Look at me! Look at me! I have the most nukes! I have the most determined soldiers! I have the best strategy!" Blah, blah, blah. It would almost be worth it to see all of them taken down a few notches. Just like we were on 9/11. And yes - we probably need to be taken down a few notches again ourselves.


It would be like 9/11... times a thousand!
/Whut?
//Wow, thats like... 911,000!
///AMERICA!!!!
 
2008-12-30 03:59:24 PM  
I strongly resent the accusations that I am posting here simply to 'bookmark' the thread on the potential for Ms MacGyver to make further amendments to her profile.
 
2008-12-30 04:04:19 PM  

sewiusproductions: full of capslock and win, you are

/cut of your jib, etc.


OW MY BALLS (new window)
 
2008-12-30 04:05:56 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: crimsin23: India has 100-140, and Pakistan has 60. Both numbers are estimates.

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I second that motion :shiats pants:

my real question is, how accurate are their guidance systems? I mean, I'm sure India's are great, they've got great tech schools there, I don't know abotu Pak-n-save though :-(
 
2008-12-30 04:07:20 PM  

Ms MacGyver: twistoff: Ms MacGyver: Concerning the lady in the picture...

It is not unusual at all to have one side being a little bigger than the other. I am a DD on the left and an E on the right. No cutsy bras for me - have to get the industrial ones with very adjustable straps to keep the girls in line...

/most women are not naturally exactly equal...

Tits or GTFO

I would, but I cannot figure out how to post pics in my profile!! I'm new to this posting thing, but have lurked for a while.


EIP, BIE?
 
2008-12-30 04:07:57 PM  
fortunately we have only one president at a time.
 
2008-12-30 04:08:45 PM  

sewiusproductions: I don't know abotu Pak-n-save though :-(


Pretty damn accurate : /
 
2008-12-30 04:09:26 PM  
Q: Whats the difference between Pakistan and a pancake?

A: One is already flat, the other soon will be.
 
2008-12-30 04:10:21 PM  
Xerxes99: Can't think of a better way to bring all those tech jobs back to this country after they were all outsourced.. can you?

Hey! I might be able to get my old job back! Sweet!
 
2008-12-30 04:10:24 PM  

sewiusproductions: my real question is, how accurate are their guidance systems? I mean, I'm sure India's are great, they've got great tech schools there, I don't know abotu Pak-n-save though :-(


You don't have to be Issac H. Newton to drop a missile on a huge city in India.
 
2008-12-30 04:14:37 PM  

turtleking: ...i would go all fetch on that


Turtleking, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!
 
2008-12-30 04:16:17 PM  
www.xrad.co.za

/Hot like that chick from Slumdog Millionaire.
 
2008-12-30 04:16:57 PM  

Kingsteve119:
wait wait wait wait... wow... Where are those? I mean, I found some alien energy packs around the Alaskan War Memorial, but I didn't know what used them? could you tell me where these crash sites are?


Go back and look around, what you found was the random spawn of the Firelance, the powered up super awesome version of the Alien Blaster.
 
2008-12-30 04:21:28 PM  
amny.image2.trb.com
"You hear about Pakistan?"

"Never mind that. How 'bout some of those Johnnycakes?"
 
2008-12-30 04:24:53 PM  

farm machine: Have you ever tried pouring maple syrup over a Pakastani?


No, but I poured maple syrup on an Amishman once.
 
2008-12-30 04:25:25 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Then this is probably right up your alley:


You have to put a dot on her head...
 
2008-12-30 04:26:48 PM  
They've been at war for 70 years. If not more.

Thank you, western 'civilized' world, for your excellent forethought when colonizing entire continents and shiatting on (aka erasing) local cultures. It always ends well. Well done!
 
2008-12-30 04:29:55 PM  

joonyer: They've been at war for 70 years. If not more.

Thank you, western 'civilized' world, for your excellent forethought when colonizing entire continents and shiatting on (aka erasing) local cultures. It always ends well. Well done!


Because war is clearly an invention of Europe.
 
2008-12-30 04:30:58 PM  

joonyer: Thank you, western 'civilized' world, for your excellent forethought when colonizing entire continents and shiatting on (aka erasing) local cultures. It always ends well. Well done!


You can thank the people with the farked-up teef for this particular screwup...
 
2008-12-30 04:32:55 PM  
HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?
 
2008-12-30 04:36:28 PM  
I can see it now...we're going to be radioactive by this time next year.
 
2008-12-30 04:37:39 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: crimsin23: Does it matter?

Headso: A: who cares!

Don't get me wrong, I'd hit it anyway.

But one perky tit and one fried egg on a nail?

Then this is probably right up your alley:

Yay! Three fun bags! What the hell, I'd hit it anyway...

/the chicks love it when you call 'em fun bags


I thought they preferred the term "dirty pillows."

Anyway, even with the assumed upper-end of 160 nukes flying back and forth, I suspect they'd do more damage with bio-weapons, which are the gift that keeps on giving as long as sick people wander about spreading contagion in high-density zones.

This is also a chance for china to deal with their potential problem.

As for the "Bush declares marital law," we will not be getting involved here. If India and Pakistan go Nuclear war, we'll wait until the dust is in the air (nuclear winter, dust stays in the air a while) and then declare war on Iran to keep it and other small nations from getting their grubby third-world hands on nukes.
 
2008-12-30 04:37:46 PM  
I won't be happy till the whole world is one glass parking lot.
Then I can skate around on my socks all day long.
 
2008-12-30 04:39:36 PM  

Ms MacGyver: Concerning the lady in the picture...

It is not unusual at all to have one side being a little bigger than the other. I am a DD on the left and an E on the right. No cutsy bras for me - have to get the industrial ones with very adjustable straps to keep the girls in line...

/most women are not naturally exactly equal...


*desperately clicks profile hoping for pictures*
*LOLs at "cumming, ga"*
 
2008-12-30 04:39:38 PM  
glad to see impending WW3 has turned into a boobies thread
 
2008-12-30 04:44:25 PM  

Ms MacGyver: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Ms MacGyver: Sorry - what does EIP stand for?

E-mail in profile.

So you can send me a few photos enabling me to...um...make an educated decision about boob size...and...uh....yea

So e-mail in my profile.

Ok - I see it now. Too bad I'm at work now. I may have to let you and TroubledEye have a picture to believe in the Farkettes...


What about me?

animals.timduru.org
/hotlinked
 
2008-12-30 04:44:57 PM  

LousyTourist: glad to see impending WW3 has turned into a boobies thread


Some aliens are going to find a couple of hard drives in the radioactive wasteland 10,000 years from now, and this will be the first thread they pull up.
 
2008-12-30 04:44:58 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: crimsin23: India has 100-140, and Pakistan has 60. Both numbers are estimates.

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2008-12-30 04:47:00 PM  

Ms MacGyver: geocacherphil: Ms MacGyver: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Hopefully when Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude gets the email from
Ms MacGyver
We will all get to chime in on the boobage.

Pics or GTFO, Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude

Would it be better if I posted them in MY profile? Then everyone gets to have fun?

Oh pretty please!!!

And I'm sorry for turning a very serious thread into a boobies thread...I just have to make sure to take up for my lop-sided sisters out there...


trust me, I think we could all use a break from the sewius :-)
 
2008-12-30 04:47:47 PM  

crimsin23: India has 100-140, and Pakistan has 60. Both numbers are estimates.


For those who prefer their vindaloo hot, you're in for a real treat...
 
2008-12-30 04:48:06 PM  

picturescrazy: joonyer: They've been at war for 70 years. If not more.

Thank you, western 'civilized' world, for your excellent forethought when colonizing entire continents and shiatting on (aka erasing) local cultures. It always ends well. Well done!

Because war is clearly an invention of Europe.


Since there is no acceptable anthropological evidence that any non-European culture ever had wars, I think, yes, that conclusion is appropriate.
And if we hadn't destroyed those peace-loving cultures, we might have been able to learn how to fix our own violent society.
But now that chance has gone forever.
 
2008-12-30 04:48:56 PM  

Ranger Joe: farm machine: Have you ever tried pouring maple syrup over a Pakastani?

No, but I poured maple syrup on an Amishman once.


How about pouring Karo syrup on a Sri Lankan?
 
2008-12-30 04:51:07 PM  

doofusgumby: Ms MacGyver: Concerning the lady in the picture...

It is not unusual at all to have one side being a little bigger than the other. I am a DD on the left and an E on the right. No cutsy bras for me - have to get the industrial ones with very adjustable straps to keep the girls in line...

/most women are not naturally exactly equal...

*desperately clicks profile hoping for pictures*
*LOLs at "cumming, ga"*



Yeah - and do you know how fun it is to correct people when they call it "Cummings?"
Me: "No - it's Cumming. No 's'."
Then they go "Cumming, as in......"
Me: *snickering* "Yeah - you got it."

And I will post pics! As soon as I figure out how to and are at home.

//just hope you guys are ok with a size 14 redhead in a corset....
 
2008-12-30 04:51:25 PM  

fireclown: sewiusproductions: my real question is, how accurate are their guidance systems? I mean, I'm sure India's are great, they've got great tech schools there, I don't know abotu Pak-n-save though :-(

You don't have to be Issac H. Newton to drop a missile on a huge city in India.


Truth, however, without proper guidance systems, the missiles could go anywhere, since you don't DROP a missile, and atomic bombs are a bit passe, the whole "having to fly over enemy territory" thing.
 
2008-12-30 04:52:09 PM  

crimsin23: Ghastly: Woohoo! Country that believes you get 72 virgins if you die in a Holy War VS. Country that believes when you die you get a do-over. Both duking it out with nukes. This should be fun.

Popcorn?


Make that radio active popcorn
 
2008-12-30 04:52:44 PM  

Ms MacGyver: doofusgumby: Ms MacGyver: Concerning the lady in the picture...

It is not unusual at all to have one side being a little bigger than the other. I am a DD on the left and an E on the right. No cutsy bras for me - have to get the industrial ones with very adjustable straps to keep the girls in line...

/most women are not naturally exactly equal...

*desperately clicks profile hoping for pictures*
*LOLs at "cumming, ga"*


Yeah - and do you know how fun it is to correct people when they call it "Cummings?"
Me: "No - it's Cumming. No 's'."
Then they go "Cumming, as in......"
Me: *snickering* "Yeah - you got it."

And I will post pics! As soon as I figure out how to and are at home.

//just hope you guys are ok with a size 14 redhead in a corset....


I'd be more than ok with that!

/be waiting in bunk...
 
2008-12-30 04:53:32 PM  

Ms MacGyver: doofusgumby: Ms MacGyver: Concerning the lady in the picture...

It is not unusual at all to have one side being a little bigger than the other. I am a DD on the left and an E on the right. No cutsy bras for me - have to get the industrial ones with very adjustable straps to keep the girls in line...

/most women are not naturally exactly equal...

*desperately clicks profile hoping for pictures*
*LOLs at "cumming, ga"*


Yeah - and do you know how fun it is to correct people when they call it "Cummings?"
Me: "No - it's Cumming. No 's'."
Then they go "Cumming, as in......"
Me: *snickering* "Yeah - you got it."

And I will post pics! As soon as I figure out how to and are at home.

//just hope you guys are ok with a size 14 redhead in a corset....


...aaaaaaaand that'll do it. How YOU doin'?
 
2008-12-30 04:53:46 PM  

sewiusproductions: Truth, however, without proper guidance systems, the missiles could go anywhere, since you don't DROP a missile, and atomic bombs are a bit passe, the whole "having to fly over enemy territory" thing.


Come on...they make the best magic carpets in the world!
 
2008-12-30 04:54:29 PM  

Ms MacGyver: doofusgumby: Ms MacGyver:
//just hope you guys are ok with a size 14 redhead in a corset....


FAP
 
2008-12-30 04:54:40 PM  

Ms MacGyver:
//just hope you guys are ok with a size 14 redhead in a corset....


Aw hell...

Guys...off her leg...get off her leg! No, I didn't mean...

Awwwww...get her a tissue.
 
2008-12-30 04:56:06 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: Ms MacGyver:
//just hope you guys are ok with a size 14 redhead in a corset....

Aw hell...

Guys...off her leg...get off her leg! No, I didn't mean...

Awwwww...get her a tissue.


I giggled at that.
 
2008-12-30 04:57:47 PM  

picturescrazy: joonyer: They've been at war for 70 years. If not more.

Thank you, western 'civilized' world, for your excellent forethought when colonizing entire continents and shiatting on (aka erasing) local cultures. It always ends well. Well done!

Because war is clearly an invention of Europe.


War may or may not be an invention of Europe, but I think we can all agree that almost every country in the world that was once occupied by the Europeans is left destabilized with a high level of tension between local groups/cultures. They're really good and stirring shiat up and leaving with the local goods and wealth...
 
2008-12-30 04:58:19 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: crimsin23: Does it matter?

Headso: A: who cares!

Don't get me wrong, I'd hit it anyway.

But one perky tit and one fried egg on a nail?

Then this is probably right up your alley:


Makes me wish I had three hands!
 
2008-12-30 05:00:28 PM  

sewiusproductions: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: crimsin23: India has 100-140, and Pakistan has 60. Both numbers are estimates.

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I second that motion :shiats pants:

my real question is, how accurate are their guidance systems? I mean, I'm sure India's are great, they've got great tech schools there, I don't know abotu Pak-n-save though :-(


Eh, with fairly large nuclear weapons... close is close enough.
 
2008-12-30 05:02:31 PM  

rumpelstiltskin: picturescrazy: joonyer: They've been at war for 70 years. If not more.

Thank you, western 'civilized' world, for your excellent forethought when colonizing entire continents and shiatting on (aka erasing) local cultures. It always ends well. Well done!

Because war is clearly an invention of Europe.

Since there is no acceptable anthropological evidence that any non-European culture ever had wars, I think, yes, that conclusion is appropriate.
And if we hadn't destroyed those peace-loving cultures, we might have been able to learn how to fix our own violent society.
But now that chance has gone forever.


Umm... trolling much?
The chinese were the first civilization, and thus, had wars. War is associated with society, society is associated with civilization. They are insepparable. The main reason why people congregated in cities in the first place is for protection. They built walls to keep out animals and invading nomads. In fact, they had wars on a massive scale. They invented gunpowder, which, ironically, which eventually led to their destruction. No country can become a country until it conquers enough land. No empire can become a empire till it conquers enough countries. Look through all the great civilizations of Asia: you see all of them are considered great because they were empires, and empires must be conquered. War was no stranger to those parts. War is a universal part of being a orginized people.
/You sir, are an idiot
 
2008-12-30 05:02:48 PM  

amindtat: Subby appears to be at war with Dyslexia.


I lol'd
 
2008-12-30 05:03:03 PM  

TheBigJerk: This is also a chance for china to deal with their potential problem.


Good on you to raise awareness of this problem in Asia, but I have to say, that article was embarrassingly typical of two IR scholars/political scientists writing on a subject that is really more of a sociology or something problem.

/and where have I heard of Valerie Hudson before? Anyone?
 
2008-12-30 05:03:36 PM  

MCStymie: turtleking:

...Canada and Greenland.

Awwww, snap...It's on. I KNEW we shouldn't have handed out Whoppers and Big Macs to the Inuit.

/What the hell have you DONE, King?



I hope they do the "Whopper vs. Big Mac" challenge in India before any catastrophic warfare.

I don't think one sandwich is better then the other,
I just think it would be classic to see the peoples' faces when you tell them they are eating cow.
 
2008-12-30 05:06:12 PM  
280+ comments and not one pic of a bunny with Pakistan on its head.

Fark, you've disappointed me once again.
 
2008-12-30 05:07:55 PM  

firefly212: sewiusproductions: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: crimsin23: India has 100-140, and Pakistan has 60. Both numbers are estimates.

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I second that motion :shiats pants:

my real question is, how accurate are their guidance systems? I mean, I'm sure India's are great, they've got great tech schools there, I don't know abotu Pak-n-save though :-(

Eh, with fairly large nuclear weapons... close is close enough.


that's what I'm afraid of
 
2008-12-30 05:09:04 PM  

Jclark666: 280+ comments and not one pic of a bunny with Pakistan on its head.

Fark, you've disappointed me once again.


who cares about pakis? WE'VE MOVED ON TO SIZE 14 REDHEADS IN CORSETS!!!
 
2008-12-30 05:15:03 PM  

Jclark666: 280+ comments and not one pic of a bunny with Pakistan on its head.

Fark, you've disappointed me once again.


How 'bout a Pakistan fondling a boobie?

Closest I could find to your request. :D
 
2008-12-30 05:18:38 PM  
/puts on tinfoil hat

Actually, you all have nothing to fear, since the Illuminati control both sides, and their ultimate goal is a single world government born from financial interdependence, this is obviously nothing more than a show meant to placate the Indian people and keep them under control.

A quite ingenious one at that. Pakistani militants attack India. Indian people get really, really riled up. Indian government saber rattles and pretends to be close to going to war with Pakistan. Suddenly everyone who was crying for blood are now afraid of what the future holds. Indian government finally backs down, and the Indian people are now relieved and pacified, as the government, through a very simple form of mind control, have made them unwittingly reverse their own opinions and emotions on the subject of war with Pakistan.

/takes off tinfoil hat

...what?
 
2008-12-30 05:20:23 PM  

Samsaran: So, is it Fark common knowledge that if India and Pakistan start taking pot shots at each other that the nukes will fly? You do realize they share a border right? You do realize that the prevailing winds are completely non partisan? You do realize that the water table doesn't give a damn about your nationality? You do realize that these nations are relatively near both Russia and China, neither of which would take kindly to clouds of radioactive dust wafting over their borders?


Do you realize that those on either side with the button might be so fervent in their views that they believe their god will either prevent the fallout from reaching them or reward them for their service?
 
2008-12-30 05:20:56 PM  

texasyeti: picturescrazy: joonyer: They've been at war for 70 years. If not more.

Thank you, western 'civilized' world, for your excellent forethought when colonizing entire continents and shiatting on (aka erasing) local cultures. It always ends well. Well done!

Because war is clearly an invention of Europe.

War may or may not be an invention of Europe, but I think we can all agree that almost every country in the world that was once occupied by the Europeans is left destabilized with a high level of tension between local groups/cultures. They're really good and stirring shiat up and leaving with the local goods and wealth...


Well, if you think about it, when the Europeans came to Asia during the colonial-Imperial periods, Asia was in a sh*t-swamp already. The Mogul empire had collapsed, China was under the incompetant Manchu's, Indochina, as with many tropical countries, was a cesspool, and the Phillipenes were not much better; a good part of it was still in a tribal state. So Europe came in, started conquering Asia, and found it was delightfully easy. So much so that they kept on conquering until there was nothing left to conquer, and then set down and started spewing out all the spices, silks, and other luxury goods that they had desired since the Roman era. And of course the native populations were not too happy about it. So around the end of the Imperial era, the natives started revolting, some with a plan of what the government was going to be like afterwards, and some without. Now, once they ousted the colonials, the one's with a plan (e.g. India, China) came out relatively stable (Of course, with any new governments, there were changes, some minor, others radical) while others (Pakistan) who pretty much had no plan, or whose culture could not sustain a stable, centralized goverment (Much of Pakistan's tribes) just flopped, but with the novel idea of industry, turned out massive amounts of weapons and munitions to support their government, thus turning into militaristic sonofabiatches, or, due to their low individual wealth, turning to communism. Thus, the current situation in Asia, and also Africa and South America.
So in summary, those who adapted to Western ideas (China and India, with industry and technology, respectively) turned out stable, while those who clung to their own culture (Pakistan's tribes) turned out like this.
 
2008-12-30 05:22:39 PM  

turtleking: they need a hamburger and one of these

i would go all fetch on that


Why yes, milk does go well with pancakes
 
2008-12-30 05:23:18 PM  

sewiusproductions: Samsaran: So, is it Fark common knowledge that if India and Pakistan start taking pot shots at each other that the nukes will fly? You do realize they share a border right? You do realize that the prevailing winds are completely non partisan? You do realize that the water table doesn't give a damn about your nationality? You do realize that these nations are relatively near both Russia and China, neither of which would take kindly to clouds of radioactive dust wafting over their borders?

Do you realize that those on either side with the button might be so fervent in their views that they believe their god will either prevent the fallout from reaching them or reward them for their service?


Believe me when I say to you, I hope the stani's love their children too.

Sting captures the poetry of everything, doesn't he?
 
2008-12-30 05:28:08 PM  

Samsaran: sewiusproductions: Do you realize that those on either side with the button might be so fervent in their views that they believe their god will either prevent the fallout from reaching them or reward them for their service?

Oh give me a break. We have far more to fear from that atheist douche bag in North Korea than the Muslims in Pakistan. Now, if Iran were to get a bomb ... I would worry.


North Koreans aren't atheist, they believe Kim Jong Il is god.
 
2008-12-30 05:29:10 PM  

doofusgumby: Jclark666: 280+ comments and not one pic of a bunny with Pakistan on its head.

Fark, you've disappointed me once again.

who cares about pakis? WE'VE MOVED ON TO SIZE 14 REDHEADS IN CORSETS!!!


This thread needs more pics of that...and pancakes...size 14 redheads holding pancakes?
 
2008-12-30 05:40:38 PM  

texasyeti: War may or may not be an invention of Europe, but I think we can all agree that almost every country in the world that was once occupied by the Europeans is left destabilized with a high level of tension between local groups/cultures. They're really good and stirring shiat up and leaving with the local goods and wealth...


This is just inverted racism. Pakistan and India have had over 50 years of independence. Do you see Austria, Poland and Germany pulling this kind of shiat now?
 
2008-12-30 05:45:24 PM  
We have far more to fear from that atheist douche bag in North Korea than the Muslims in Pakistan.

We have more to fear from a guy that's been dead for over a year than we do from the Muslims in Pakistan?

Even if he was still alive, your argument has a fundamental flaw in logic.

You see the thing about Atheists, is they're *afraid* to die. They actually value the life they're currently living more than the magical unicorn afterparty they've been promised. They comprehend exactly what they have to lose.

Whereas religious folk believe in something very, very dangerous. That there is a magical being out there who can basically 'reset' the world again if we screw it up and make a fresh new one in 7 days. And belief in this being also takes the consequence of death off the table. Because you're not really dying right, you're going to transform into some beautiful being and go on living at God's Place, which is even better than this place. And don't say Hell is a consequence of the religous dying, because the nature of Man's ego makes him believe as much in his own righteousness as he does in his God's.
 
2008-12-30 05:48:29 PM  
Meh. They've been about to go into full on war with India mode for years and years.
 
2008-12-30 05:50:42 PM  

Boritom: Q: Whats the difference between Pakistan and a pancake?

A: Pakistan would crush the bunny's head


Bunny paw does not smell of shiat, while thinking you are the dirty one?
 
2008-12-30 05:51:52 PM  

bstud: doofusgumby: Jclark666: 280+ comments and not one pic of a bunny with Pakistan on its head.

Fark, you've disappointed me once again.

who cares about pakis? WE'VE MOVED ON TO SIZE 14 REDHEADS IN CORSETS!!!

This thread needs more pics of that...and pancakes...size 14 redheads holding pancakes?


Close as I got
i251.photobucket.com

/does auburn count?
 
2008-12-30 05:53:26 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: turtleking: they need a hamburger and one of these

i would go all fetch on that

Why is her left tit like 3 sizes larger than the other?


A female's left breast is often larger.

Hair is also covering part of the right one.
 
2008-12-30 05:55:09 PM  

Grouchy Old Bear: bstud: doofusgumby: Jclark666: 280+ comments and not one pic of a bunny with Pakistan on its head.

Fark, you've disappointed me once again.

who cares about pakis? WE'VE MOVED ON TO SIZE 14 REDHEADS IN CORSETS!!!

This thread needs more pics of that...and pancakes...size 14 redheads holding pancakes?

Close as I got


/does auburn count?farkin hate you

 
2008-12-30 05:57:55 PM  

Ms MacGyver: doofusgumby: Ms MacGyver: Concerning the lady in the picture...

It is not unusual at all to have one side being a little bigger than the other. I am a DD on the left and an E on the right. No cutsy bras for me - have to get the industrial ones with very adjustable straps to keep the girls in line...

/most women are not naturally exactly equal...

*desperately clicks profile hoping for pictures*
*LOLs at "cumming, ga"*


Yeah - and do you know how fun it is to correct people when they call it "Cummings?"
Me: "No - it's Cumming. No 's'."
Then they go "Cumming, as in......"
Me: *snickering* "Yeah - you got it."

And I will post pics! As soon as I figure out how to and are at home.

//just hope you guys are ok with a size 14 redhead in a corset....


haha, nice

/eip
 
2008-12-30 06:00:12 PM  
I said this before and I will say this again. India and Pakistan will not go to war. The western media is full of morons. This is similar to that Russian guy talking about the US splitting into four and the Texas area as part of Mexico.

OTOH, with Israel attacking Gaza, US attacking Afghanistan and Iraq, I kind of want India to bomb the shiat out of Pakistan, that way we can make this into a truly global war on Islam.
 
2008-12-30 06:01:04 PM  

sewiusproductions: Grouchy Old Bear: bstud: doofusgumby: Jclark666: 280+ comments and not one pic of a bunny with Pakistan on its head.

Fark, you've disappointed me once again.

who cares about pakis? WE'VE MOVED ON TO SIZE 14 REDHEADS IN CORSETS!!!

This thread needs more pics of that...and pancakes...size 14 redheads holding pancakes?

Close as I got


/does auburn count?farkin hate you


www.signonsandiego.com

Better?
 
2008-12-30 06:03:06 PM  

Ms MacGyver: doofusgumby: Ms MacGyver: Concerning the lady in the picture...


//just hope you guys are ok with a size 14 redhead in a corset....



I'm always okay with that!
 
2008-12-30 06:07:40 PM  

silout: I said this before and I will say this again. India and Pakistan will not go to war. The western media is full of morons. This is similar to that Russian guy talking about the US splitting into four and the Texas area as part of Mexico.

OTOH, with Israel attacking Gaza, US attacking Afghanistan and Iraq, I kind of want India to bomb the shiat out of Pakistan, that way we can make this into a truly global war on Islam.


Dont forget china heading to africa to combat "Pirates" Would be nice for a sudden "SUPPRISE, ITS CHINA!" attack on the islamic terrorist breeding states in africa and we could kick off world war 3 with an awsome bang.
 
2008-12-30 06:13:52 PM  

Kar98: dreadprophet: Kar98: Bf+: Lets see... civil war... Obama swearing in on same bible Lincoln used...

You know who else was sworn in on the bible Lincoln used?

Wait, how did it get to Germany?

No no no, I meant that OTHER dictator who waged war against his own people and is to this day revered as national hero by some deluded souls.



www.livius.org

Sulla?
 
2008-12-30 06:21:37 PM  
i'm saddened that there's still no pic in Ms MacGyver's profile.
 
2008-12-30 06:24:37 PM  

Grouchy Old Bear: sewiusproductions: Grouchy Old Bear: bstud: doofusgumby: Jclark666: 280+ comments and not one pic of a bunny with Pakistan on its head.

Fark, you've disappointed me once again.

who cares about pakis? WE'VE MOVED ON TO SIZE 14 REDHEADS IN CORSETS!!!

This thread needs more pics of that...and pancakes...size 14 redheads holding pancakes?

Close as I got


/does auburn count?farkin hate you

Better?


Much, who is that?
 
2008-12-30 06:37:26 PM