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(MSNBC)   Q: What's the difference between Pakistan and a pancake? A: I don't know any pankaces that are going to go to war with India   (msnbc.msn.com ) divider line
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2008-12-30 04:24:53 PM  

farm machine: Have you ever tried pouring maple syrup over a Pakastani?


No, but I poured maple syrup on an Amishman once.
 
2008-12-30 04:25:25 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Then this is probably right up your alley:


You have to put a dot on her head...
 
2008-12-30 04:26:48 PM  
They've been at war for 70 years. If not more.

Thank you, western 'civilized' world, for your excellent forethought when colonizing entire continents and shiatting on (aka erasing) local cultures. It always ends well. Well done!
 
2008-12-30 04:29:55 PM  

joonyer: They've been at war for 70 years. If not more.

Thank you, western 'civilized' world, for your excellent forethought when colonizing entire continents and shiatting on (aka erasing) local cultures. It always ends well. Well done!


Because war is clearly an invention of Europe.
 
2008-12-30 04:30:58 PM  

joonyer: Thank you, western 'civilized' world, for your excellent forethought when colonizing entire continents and shiatting on (aka erasing) local cultures. It always ends well. Well done!


You can thank the people with the farked-up teef for this particular screwup...
 
2008-12-30 04:32:55 PM  
HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?
 
2008-12-30 04:36:28 PM  
I can see it now...we're going to be radioactive by this time next year.
 
2008-12-30 04:37:39 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: crimsin23: Does it matter?

Headso: A: who cares!

Don't get me wrong, I'd hit it anyway.

But one perky tit and one fried egg on a nail?

Then this is probably right up your alley:

Yay! Three fun bags! What the hell, I'd hit it anyway...

/the chicks love it when you call 'em fun bags


I thought they preferred the term "dirty pillows."

Anyway, even with the assumed upper-end of 160 nukes flying back and forth, I suspect they'd do more damage with bio-weapons, which are the gift that keeps on giving as long as sick people wander about spreading contagion in high-density zones.

This is also a chance for china to deal with their potential problem.

As for the "Bush declares marital law," we will not be getting involved here. If India and Pakistan go Nuclear war, we'll wait until the dust is in the air (nuclear winter, dust stays in the air a while) and then declare war on Iran to keep it and other small nations from getting their grubby third-world hands on nukes.
 
2008-12-30 04:37:46 PM  
I won't be happy till the whole world is one glass parking lot.
Then I can skate around on my socks all day long.
 
2008-12-30 04:39:36 PM  

Ms MacGyver: Concerning the lady in the picture...

It is not unusual at all to have one side being a little bigger than the other. I am a DD on the left and an E on the right. No cutsy bras for me - have to get the industrial ones with very adjustable straps to keep the girls in line...

/most women are not naturally exactly equal...


*desperately clicks profile hoping for pictures*
*LOLs at "cumming, ga"*
 
2008-12-30 04:39:38 PM  
glad to see impending WW3 has turned into a boobies thread
 
2008-12-30 04:44:25 PM  

Ms MacGyver: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Ms MacGyver: Sorry - what does EIP stand for?

E-mail in profile.

So you can send me a few photos enabling me to...um...make an educated decision about boob size...and...uh....yea

So e-mail in my profile.

Ok - I see it now. Too bad I'm at work now. I may have to let you and TroubledEye have a picture to believe in the Farkettes...


What about me?

animals.timduru.org
/hotlinked
 
2008-12-30 04:44:57 PM  

LousyTourist: glad to see impending WW3 has turned into a boobies thread


Some aliens are going to find a couple of hard drives in the radioactive wasteland 10,000 years from now, and this will be the first thread they pull up.
 
2008-12-30 04:44:58 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: crimsin23: India has 100-140, and Pakistan has 60. Both numbers are estimates.

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2008-12-30 04:47:00 PM  

Ms MacGyver: geocacherphil: Ms MacGyver: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Hopefully when Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude gets the email from
Ms MacGyver
We will all get to chime in on the boobage.

Pics or GTFO, Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude

Would it be better if I posted them in MY profile? Then everyone gets to have fun?

Oh pretty please!!!

And I'm sorry for turning a very serious thread into a boobies thread...I just have to make sure to take up for my lop-sided sisters out there...


trust me, I think we could all use a break from the sewius :-)
 
2008-12-30 04:47:47 PM  

crimsin23: India has 100-140, and Pakistan has 60. Both numbers are estimates.


For those who prefer their vindaloo hot, you're in for a real treat...
 
2008-12-30 04:48:06 PM  

picturescrazy: joonyer: They've been at war for 70 years. If not more.

Thank you, western 'civilized' world, for your excellent forethought when colonizing entire continents and shiatting on (aka erasing) local cultures. It always ends well. Well done!

Because war is clearly an invention of Europe.


Since there is no acceptable anthropological evidence that any non-European culture ever had wars, I think, yes, that conclusion is appropriate.
And if we hadn't destroyed those peace-loving cultures, we might have been able to learn how to fix our own violent society.
But now that chance has gone forever.
 
2008-12-30 04:48:56 PM  

Ranger Joe: farm machine: Have you ever tried pouring maple syrup over a Pakastani?

No, but I poured maple syrup on an Amishman once.


How about pouring Karo syrup on a Sri Lankan?
 
2008-12-30 04:51:07 PM  

doofusgumby: Ms MacGyver: Concerning the lady in the picture...

It is not unusual at all to have one side being a little bigger than the other. I am a DD on the left and an E on the right. No cutsy bras for me - have to get the industrial ones with very adjustable straps to keep the girls in line...

/most women are not naturally exactly equal...

*desperately clicks profile hoping for pictures*
*LOLs at "cumming, ga"*



Yeah - and do you know how fun it is to correct people when they call it "Cummings?"
Me: "No - it's Cumming. No 's'."
Then they go "Cumming, as in......"
Me: *snickering* "Yeah - you got it."

And I will post pics! As soon as I figure out how to and are at home.

//just hope you guys are ok with a size 14 redhead in a corset....
 
2008-12-30 04:51:25 PM  

fireclown: sewiusproductions: my real question is, how accurate are their guidance systems? I mean, I'm sure India's are great, they've got great tech schools there, I don't know abotu Pak-n-save though :-(

You don't have to be Issac H. Newton to drop a missile on a huge city in India.


Truth, however, without proper guidance systems, the missiles could go anywhere, since you don't DROP a missile, and atomic bombs are a bit passe, the whole "having to fly over enemy territory" thing.
 
2008-12-30 04:52:09 PM  

crimsin23: Ghastly: Woohoo! Country that believes you get 72 virgins if you die in a Holy War VS. Country that believes when you die you get a do-over. Both duking it out with nukes. This should be fun.

Popcorn?


Make that radio active popcorn
 
2008-12-30 04:52:44 PM  

Ms MacGyver: doofusgumby: Ms MacGyver: Concerning the lady in the picture...

It is not unusual at all to have one side being a little bigger than the other. I am a DD on the left and an E on the right. No cutsy bras for me - have to get the industrial ones with very adjustable straps to keep the girls in line...

/most women are not naturally exactly equal...

*desperately clicks profile hoping for pictures*
*LOLs at "cumming, ga"*


Yeah - and do you know how fun it is to correct people when they call it "Cummings?"
Me: "No - it's Cumming. No 's'."
Then they go "Cumming, as in......"
Me: *snickering* "Yeah - you got it."

And I will post pics! As soon as I figure out how to and are at home.

//just hope you guys are ok with a size 14 redhead in a corset....


I'd be more than ok with that!

/be waiting in bunk...
 
2008-12-30 04:53:32 PM  

Ms MacGyver: doofusgumby: Ms MacGyver: Concerning the lady in the picture...

It is not unusual at all to have one side being a little bigger than the other. I am a DD on the left and an E on the right. No cutsy bras for me - have to get the industrial ones with very adjustable straps to keep the girls in line...

/most women are not naturally exactly equal...

*desperately clicks profile hoping for pictures*
*LOLs at "cumming, ga"*


Yeah - and do you know how fun it is to correct people when they call it "Cummings?"
Me: "No - it's Cumming. No 's'."
Then they go "Cumming, as in......"
Me: *snickering* "Yeah - you got it."

And I will post pics! As soon as I figure out how to and are at home.

//just hope you guys are ok with a size 14 redhead in a corset....


...aaaaaaaand that'll do it. How YOU doin'?
 
2008-12-30 04:53:46 PM  

sewiusproductions: Truth, however, without proper guidance systems, the missiles could go anywhere, since you don't DROP a missile, and atomic bombs are a bit passe, the whole "having to fly over enemy territory" thing.


Come on...they make the best magic carpets in the world!
 
2008-12-30 04:54:29 PM  

Ms MacGyver: doofusgumby: Ms MacGyver:
//just hope you guys are ok with a size 14 redhead in a corset....


FAP
 
2008-12-30 04:54:40 PM  

Ms MacGyver:
//just hope you guys are ok with a size 14 redhead in a corset....


Aw hell...

Guys...off her leg...get off her leg! No, I didn't mean...

Awwwww...get her a tissue.
 
2008-12-30 04:56:06 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: Ms MacGyver:
//just hope you guys are ok with a size 14 redhead in a corset....

Aw hell...

Guys...off her leg...get off her leg! No, I didn't mean...

Awwwww...get her a tissue.


I giggled at that.
 
2008-12-30 04:57:47 PM  

picturescrazy: joonyer: They've been at war for 70 years. If not more.

Thank you, western 'civilized' world, for your excellent forethought when colonizing entire continents and shiatting on (aka erasing) local cultures. It always ends well. Well done!

Because war is clearly an invention of Europe.


War may or may not be an invention of Europe, but I think we can all agree that almost every country in the world that was once occupied by the Europeans is left destabilized with a high level of tension between local groups/cultures. They're really good and stirring shiat up and leaving with the local goods and wealth...
 
2008-12-30 04:58:19 PM  

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: crimsin23: Does it matter?

Headso: A: who cares!

Don't get me wrong, I'd hit it anyway.

But one perky tit and one fried egg on a nail?

Then this is probably right up your alley:


Makes me wish I had three hands!
 
2008-12-30 05:00:28 PM  

sewiusproductions: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: crimsin23: India has 100-140, and Pakistan has 60. Both numbers are estimates.

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I second that motion :shiats pants:

my real question is, how accurate are their guidance systems? I mean, I'm sure India's are great, they've got great tech schools there, I don't know abotu Pak-n-save though :-(


Eh, with fairly large nuclear weapons... close is close enough.
 
2008-12-30 05:02:31 PM  

rumpelstiltskin: picturescrazy: joonyer: They've been at war for 70 years. If not more.

Thank you, western 'civilized' world, for your excellent forethought when colonizing entire continents and shiatting on (aka erasing) local cultures. It always ends well. Well done!

Because war is clearly an invention of Europe.

Since there is no acceptable anthropological evidence that any non-European culture ever had wars, I think, yes, that conclusion is appropriate.
And if we hadn't destroyed those peace-loving cultures, we might have been able to learn how to fix our own violent society.
But now that chance has gone forever.


Umm... trolling much?
The chinese were the first civilization, and thus, had wars. War is associated with society, society is associated with civilization. They are insepparable. The main reason why people congregated in cities in the first place is for protection. They built walls to keep out animals and invading nomads. In fact, they had wars on a massive scale. They invented gunpowder, which, ironically, which eventually led to their destruction. No country can become a country until it conquers enough land. No empire can become a empire till it conquers enough countries. Look through all the great civilizations of Asia: you see all of them are considered great because they were empires, and empires must be conquered. War was no stranger to those parts. War is a universal part of being a orginized people.
/You sir, are an idiot
 
2008-12-30 05:02:48 PM  

amindtat: Subby appears to be at war with Dyslexia.


I lol'd
 
2008-12-30 05:03:03 PM  

TheBigJerk: This is also a chance for china to deal with their potential problem.


Good on you to raise awareness of this problem in Asia, but I have to say, that article was embarrassingly typical of two IR scholars/political scientists writing on a subject that is really more of a sociology or something problem.

/and where have I heard of Valerie Hudson before? Anyone?
 
2008-12-30 05:03:36 PM  

MCStymie: turtleking:

...Canada and Greenland.

Awwww, snap...It's on. I KNEW we shouldn't have handed out Whoppers and Big Macs to the Inuit.

/What the hell have you DONE, King?



I hope they do the "Whopper vs. Big Mac" challenge in India before any catastrophic warfare.

I don't think one sandwich is better then the other,
I just think it would be classic to see the peoples' faces when you tell them they are eating cow.
 
2008-12-30 05:06:12 PM  
280+ comments and not one pic of a bunny with Pakistan on its head.

Fark, you've disappointed me once again.
 
2008-12-30 05:07:55 PM  

firefly212: sewiusproductions: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: crimsin23: India has 100-140, and Pakistan has 60. Both numbers are estimates.

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I second that motion :shiats pants:

my real question is, how accurate are their guidance systems? I mean, I'm sure India's are great, they've got great tech schools there, I don't know abotu Pak-n-save though :-(

Eh, with fairly large nuclear weapons... close is close enough.


that's what I'm afraid of
 
2008-12-30 05:09:04 PM  

Jclark666: 280+ comments and not one pic of a bunny with Pakistan on its head.

Fark, you've disappointed me once again.


who cares about pakis? WE'VE MOVED ON TO SIZE 14 REDHEADS IN CORSETS!!!
 
2008-12-30 05:15:03 PM  

Jclark666: 280+ comments and not one pic of a bunny with Pakistan on its head.

Fark, you've disappointed me once again.


How 'bout a Pakistan fondling a boobie?

Closest I could find to your request. :D
 
2008-12-30 05:18:38 PM  
/puts on tinfoil hat

Actually, you all have nothing to fear, since the Illuminati control both sides, and their ultimate goal is a single world government born from financial interdependence, this is obviously nothing more than a show meant to placate the Indian people and keep them under control.

A quite ingenious one at that. Pakistani militants attack India. Indian people get really, really riled up. Indian government saber rattles and pretends to be close to going to war with Pakistan. Suddenly everyone who was crying for blood are now afraid of what the future holds. Indian government finally backs down, and the Indian people are now relieved and pacified, as the government, through a very simple form of mind control, have made them unwittingly reverse their own opinions and emotions on the subject of war with Pakistan.

/takes off tinfoil hat

...what?
 
2008-12-30 05:20:23 PM  

Samsaran: So, is it Fark common knowledge that if India and Pakistan start taking pot shots at each other that the nukes will fly? You do realize they share a border right? You do realize that the prevailing winds are completely non partisan? You do realize that the water table doesn't give a damn about your nationality? You do realize that these nations are relatively near both Russia and China, neither of which would take kindly to clouds of radioactive dust wafting over their borders?


Do you realize that those on either side with the button might be so fervent in their views that they believe their god will either prevent the fallout from reaching them or reward them for their service?
 
2008-12-30 05:20:56 PM  

texasyeti: picturescrazy: joonyer: They've been at war for 70 years. If not more.

Thank you, western 'civilized' world, for your excellent forethought when colonizing entire continents and shiatting on (aka erasing) local cultures. It always ends well. Well done!

Because war is clearly an invention of Europe.

War may or may not be an invention of Europe, but I think we can all agree that almost every country in the world that was once occupied by the Europeans is left destabilized with a high level of tension between local groups/cultures. They're really good and stirring shiat up and leaving with the local goods and wealth...


Well, if you think about it, when the Europeans came to Asia during the colonial-Imperial periods, Asia was in a sh*t-swamp already. The Mogul empire had collapsed, China was under the incompetant Manchu's, Indochina, as with many tropical countries, was a cesspool, and the Phillipenes were not much better; a good part of it was still in a tribal state. So Europe came in, started conquering Asia, and found it was delightfully easy. So much so that they kept on conquering until there was nothing left to conquer, and then set down and started spewing out all the spices, silks, and other luxury goods that they had desired since the Roman era. And of course the native populations were not too happy about it. So around the end of the Imperial era, the natives started revolting, some with a plan of what the government was going to be like afterwards, and some without. Now, once they ousted the colonials, the one's with a plan (e.g. India, China) came out relatively stable (Of course, with any new governments, there were changes, some minor, others radical) while others (Pakistan) who pretty much had no plan, or whose culture could not sustain a stable, centralized goverment (Much of Pakistan's tribes) just flopped, but with the novel idea of industry, turned out massive amounts of weapons and munitions to support their government, thus turning into militaristic sonofabiatches, or, due to their low individual wealth, turning to communism. Thus, the current situation in Asia, and also Africa and South America.
So in summary, those who adapted to Western ideas (China and India, with industry and technology, respectively) turned out stable, while those who clung to their own culture (Pakistan's tribes) turned out like this.
 
2008-12-30 05:22:39 PM  

turtleking: they need a hamburger and one of these

i would go all fetch on that


Why yes, milk does go well with pancakes
 
2008-12-30 05:23:18 PM  

sewiusproductions: Samsaran: So, is it Fark common knowledge that if India and Pakistan start taking pot shots at each other that the nukes will fly? You do realize they share a border right? You do realize that the prevailing winds are completely non partisan? You do realize that the water table doesn't give a damn about your nationality? You do realize that these nations are relatively near both Russia and China, neither of which would take kindly to clouds of radioactive dust wafting over their borders?

Do you realize that those on either side with the button might be so fervent in their views that they believe their god will either prevent the fallout from reaching them or reward them for their service?


Believe me when I say to you, I hope the stani's love their children too.

Sting captures the poetry of everything, doesn't he?
 
2008-12-30 05:28:08 PM  

Samsaran: sewiusproductions: Do you realize that those on either side with the button might be so fervent in their views that they believe their god will either prevent the fallout from reaching them or reward them for their service?

Oh give me a break. We have far more to fear from that atheist douche bag in North Korea than the Muslims in Pakistan. Now, if Iran were to get a bomb ... I would worry.


North Koreans aren't atheist, they believe Kim Jong Il is god.
 
2008-12-30 05:29:10 PM  

doofusgumby: Jclark666: 280+ comments and not one pic of a bunny with Pakistan on its head.

Fark, you've disappointed me once again.

who cares about pakis? WE'VE MOVED ON TO SIZE 14 REDHEADS IN CORSETS!!!


This thread needs more pics of that...and pancakes...size 14 redheads holding pancakes?
 
2008-12-30 05:40:38 PM  

texasyeti: War may or may not be an invention of Europe, but I think we can all agree that almost every country in the world that was once occupied by the Europeans is left destabilized with a high level of tension between local groups/cultures. They're really good and stirring shiat up and leaving with the local goods and wealth...


This is just inverted racism. Pakistan and India have had over 50 years of independence. Do you see Austria, Poland and Germany pulling this kind of shiat now?
 
2008-12-30 05:45:24 PM  
We have far more to fear from that atheist douche bag in North Korea than the Muslims in Pakistan.

We have more to fear from a guy that's been dead for over a year than we do from the Muslims in Pakistan?

Even if he was still alive, your argument has a fundamental flaw in logic.

You see the thing about Atheists, is they're *afraid* to die. They actually value the life they're currently living more than the magical unicorn afterparty they've been promised. They comprehend exactly what they have to lose.

Whereas religious folk believe in something very, very dangerous. That there is a magical being out there who can basically 'reset' the world again if we screw it up and make a fresh new one in 7 days. And belief in this being also takes the consequence of death off the table. Because you're not really dying right, you're going to transform into some beautiful being and go on living at God's Place, which is even better than this place. And don't say Hell is a consequence of the religous dying, because the nature of Man's ego makes him believe as much in his own righteousness as he does in his God's.
 
2008-12-30 05:48:29 PM  
Meh. They've been about to go into full on war with India mode for years and years.
 
2008-12-30 05:50:42 PM  

Boritom: Q: Whats the difference between Pakistan and a pancake?

A: Pakistan would crush the bunny's head


Bunny paw does not smell of shiat, while thinking you are the dirty one?
 
2008-12-30 05:51:52 PM  

bstud: doofusgumby: Jclark666: 280+ comments and not one pic of a bunny with Pakistan on its head.

Fark, you've disappointed me once again.

who cares about pakis? WE'VE MOVED ON TO SIZE 14 REDHEADS IN CORSETS!!!

This thread needs more pics of that...and pancakes...size 14 redheads holding pancakes?


Close as I got
i251.photobucket.com

/does auburn count?
 
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