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(Swissinfo)   Punk rock-ish chick takes the world of Alpine Hornblowing by storm, with obligatory does she give you the horn picture goodness   (swissinfo.ch) divider line 199
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2008-12-30 02:01:07 PM
turtleking: Lucy Pinder

Dude, don't think she's SFW.

/safe for my horn though
//who is she?
///wtf does she have to do with tfa?
////tiny slashies
 
2008-12-30 02:01:15 PM
youze guys, she already has a boyfriend, to wit:
i2.photobucket.com
 
2008-12-30 02:01:27 PM
Someone get that skinny biatch a box of Ricolla or something.
 
2008-12-30 02:01:51 PM
Yes indeed.
 
2008-12-30 02:02:00 PM
This one time, at Alphorn Camp...
 
2008-12-30 02:02:15 PM
Billy Ligue: youze guys, she already has a boyfriend, to wit:

Now how is THAT safe for work? That's not safe for life.
 
2008-12-30 02:02:32 PM
it seems the only things that make her "punk" are her ripped jeans and nose peircing.

no punk rocker ever spent 20 years learning to play their instrument, most of them could barely play and they were proud of it.
 
2008-12-30 02:02:36 PM
There is nothing punk rock-ish about her.
 
2008-12-30 02:03:01 PM
Thisbymaster:
turtleking: lucy pinder

Dam it now I can't stand up.


I hear ya! I think my gun just went off in my pocket!
 
2008-12-30 02:03:17 PM
UberDave: Freebird!

Thank you sir! I laughed!
 
2008-12-30 02:03:19 PM
coco ebert: Billy Ligue: youze guys, she already has a boyfriend, to wit:

Now how is THAT safe for work? That's not safe for life.


Yes I know, but every time I see that image I laugh so hard, I almost wet myself
 
2008-12-30 02:04:14 PM
"Daily practice allowed her to go beyond the 12-note range of most players and use the alphorn in a blues-funk-jazz style that is at odds with the more purist form."

Ladies and gentlemen, I submit to you that never before in the history of the world have the words "alphorn" and "blues-funk-jazz style" been used in the same sentence.
 
2008-12-30 02:05:30 PM
She must have incredible lungs to blow that big horn so well.
ohhhhhhhhh
 
2008-12-30 02:06:28 PM
bob_ross: There is nothing punk rock-ish about her.

As always, Bob Ross is correct.

/love watching his show.
 
2008-12-30 02:06:28 PM
Bathe her and bring her to me.

Ok, you don't need to bathe her...and I'll travel if necessary.
 
2008-12-30 02:07:49 PM
ToastmasterGeneral: I'd help her with her ruke sack!

/Wait, she's from Switzerland?...


I thought she was from germany

"NO Sweeden!"
"But you're wearing leiderhosen"
 
2008-12-30 02:07:56 PM
from goggle:
HollywoodGossip
Lucy Pinder has enormous breasts. That's pretty much all the British model has to offer, but it's also all you really need to be famous these days. She's appeared on the cover of Ralph and Maxim magazines.
 
2008-12-30 02:10:10 PM
Punk Rock? Seriously? I dont see a single punk rock thing about that chick. I bet she shops at places like American Eagle and Abercrombe and Fitch. Yuppie Scum? Yes. Punk Rock? NO!
 
2008-12-30 02:11:43 PM
What's happening to my special purpose!
 
2008-12-30 02:11:58 PM
OK, I'm not trying to be too picky, but is that a large freakish mole on her right breast?

/just askin'

www.musikundshow.ch
 
2008-12-30 02:12:19 PM
The CD the linked track is from: New Window
 
2008-12-30 02:13:12 PM
NSFW (new window)
 
2008-12-30 02:14:29 PM
"new wave of alphorn players"

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
 
2008-12-30 02:14:38 PM
How do I horn?
 
2008-12-30 02:16:42 PM
bwogle: She must have incredible lungs to blow that big horn so well.

Don't blow, suck! Blow is just an expression.
 
2008-12-30 02:16:50 PM
Sybarite: The lips, the breath control, she must be a barrel of fun.

So do we use the euphamism Burki to mean Blow(Job) from now on?


I want her to Burki me here at work
 
2008-12-30 02:17:47 PM
MaxxLarge: Who knew that the horn's best controlla'
Would look like a hot rock n' rolla'?
What else does she blow?
I'd give her such a go,
That she'd need a whole bag of Ricola.


That's quite enough of that.

/Goin' to pop that ignore feature cherry
 
2008-12-30 02:17:49 PM
coco ebert: Another great Bernese musician:

Link (new window)


Another great Bernie's:

www.movieposter.com
 
2008-12-30 02:18:36 PM
She can even handle the big ones too
is.blick.ch
 
2008-12-30 02:18:53 PM
How is babby horned?
 
2008-12-30 02:19:19 PM
Federal Yodeling Association is ousting members who are un-traditional? Sounds like it's time for the Untraditional Federal Yodeling Association.

That's right, UFYA.
 
2008-12-30 02:19:53 PM
gorgor: NSFW (new window)

Just when I think you've exhausted your supply of bizarre photos, you go do something like that.
 
2008-12-30 02:19:53 PM
For the sharp knees crowd, you'd be on her like a Swiss Bank on Nazi-plundered gold.

/Godwin blow your horn.
 
2008-12-30 02:20:41 PM
vudukungfu: She's got a big schnozz.

That's not a schnozz, they are called "boobs".
 
2008-12-30 02:20:49 PM
gorgor: NSFW (new window)

I don't know you, but I think I hate you for that link.
 
2008-12-30 02:21:33 PM
She plays a glorified valveless wooden french horn. La di freakin' da.
 
2008-12-30 02:21:48 PM
Do I make you horny.....
www.boston.com

/subby
// Hoi from Schwyz!
 
2008-12-30 02:21:57 PM
Billy Ligue: youze guys, she already has a boyfriend, to wit:

You have officially killed off any reason for me to be horny for the rest of the week.

/shuffles off to cry to girlfriend
 
2008-12-30 02:22:20 PM
The concepts "musical virtuoso" and "blowing through an alphorn" don't go together.

Just goes to show you that chicks, when given enough unwarranted attention, lose their farking minds.
 
2008-12-30 02:22:42 PM
href="http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=4112811&IDComment= 47490 556#c47490556">Billy Ligue: youze guys, she already has a boyfriend, to wit:

I could have gone WITHOUT seeing this today
 
2008-12-30 02:26:02 PM
In a land of alpine traditions, where the sounds of music roll throughout the range, two camps wage war to decide the fate of a musical generation. This. Is. Alphorn.
 
2008-12-30 02:26:09 PM
gorgor: NSFW (new window)

Damn you



BTW, she will be Blowing her way thru LA next year.

Her Page (In Swiss) (new window)
 
2008-12-30 02:26:35 PM
usera.imagecave.com

/I bet she's great on the pink oboe too
 
2008-12-30 02:26:55 PM
what horn may look like?
 
2008-12-30 02:27:03 PM
Car_Ramrod: Bathe her and bring her to me.

Ok, you don't need to bathe her...and I'll travel if necessary.


"If you need lovin', oh baby I travel."
 
2008-12-30 02:28:09 PM
So this one time at band camp...
 
2008-12-30 02:28:18 PM
This one time, at band camp...
 
2008-12-30 02:30:14 PM
In case nobody has noticed, she's rather good looking.
 
2008-12-30 02:31:20 PM
Tear it up, Eliana!

Link (new window)
 
2008-12-30 02:32:13 PM
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Just when I think you've exhausted your supply of bizarre photos, you go do something like that.

Speaking of exhaust...
NSFW (new window)
 
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