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(BDCwire)   I told you that you can't trust a bald man who paints himself blue....and it was already weird   (wbbm780.com) divider line 77
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2008-12-30 10:03:13 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2008-12-30 10:36:06 AM
You beat me to the punch. Thread over.
 
2008-12-30 10:36:50 AM
img517.imageshack.us


I always thought those guys were a bit 'off'.
 
2008-12-30 10:37:30 AM
Pollexabator: You beat me to the punch. Thread over.
Yep. Nothing more to see here.
Carry on.
 
2008-12-30 10:39:07 AM
Well, I hope the group has a back-up in the right color temp.
 
2008-12-30 10:39:19 AM
Pollexabator: You beat me to the punch. Thread over.

Sonofa!
 
2008-12-30 10:40:00 AM
...and it was already weird
...and it was already weird
...and it was already weird

/and then it got sexy
 
2008-12-30 10:40:16 AM
Pollexabator: You beat me to the punch. Thread over.

Concur.

We have a winnar.
 
2008-12-30 10:40:22 AM
does it go without saying he got caught red handed?

*snicker*
 
2008-12-30 10:40:24 AM
Blues Man Goop?
 
2008-12-30 10:41:51 AM
I guess you can only put up with the blue balls for so long.
 
2008-12-30 10:42:08 AM
NTTAWWT
 
2008-12-30 10:42:40 AM
I wanna see the mugshot of the principal looking like he just drank a blue razz kool aid.
 
2008-12-30 10:42:45 AM
It's time to start...
 
2008-12-30 10:43:46 AM
" Blue man...
They were just trying to prevent "Blue Ball Syndrome" "


Okay which one of you Farkers was that?
 
2008-12-30 10:44:12 AM
I'm afraid I shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I have a bit of a mess on my hands.
 
2008-12-30 10:44:18 AM
Legalize public sodomy.
 
2008-12-30 10:44:38 AM
www.nypost.com
 
2008-12-30 10:44:56 AM
I was watching a Blue Man Group Blue Ray this weekend. One of the dudes caught a bunch of putty in his mouth and then blobbed it onto the head of an audience participant.. She appeared awkwardly embarrassed and grossed out.

So yea they're weird indeed, but their musical techniques are pretty cool. I especially love the front drums that get sprayed with water light up when hit.
 
2008-12-30 10:45:18 AM
I don't want to live in a world where the members of the Blue Man Group can't just fark some random guy wherever they feel like doing it.
 
2008-12-30 10:45:56 AM
Blew Man Duo?
 
2008-12-30 10:46:20 AM
goo man grope?
 
2008-12-30 10:46:23 AM
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "blue balls"...
 
2008-12-30 10:47:12 AM
portuguesegirl.com

/hot like a ticket to hell
 
2008-12-30 10:48:34 AM
Blue buttsecks
 
2008-12-30 10:49:59 AM
Damn! Can't have sex anywhere anymore.

/I am circumcised. does that help?
 
2008-12-30 10:53:53 AM
DrupyDrawrs: /I am circumcised. does that help?

Lower risk of cervical cancer.
 
2008-12-30 10:54:07 AM
Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and hisself
And everybody around
Cos he ain't got nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

Inside and outside blue his house
With the blue little window and a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and hisself
And everybody around cause he aint got
Nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I'm blue (if I was green I would die)
 
2008-12-30 10:54:55 AM
damn you CaesarSneezy. damn you to hell.

/first laugh of the day.
thanks.
 
2008-12-30 10:55:06 AM
i248.photobucket.com

What the fark do you expect from a trio of guys that spend time thrilling the audiences by beating on their tubes?

/notice the proper erecting
 
2008-12-30 10:55:23 AM
CaesarSneezy: /hot like a ticket to hell

LOL!
 
2008-12-30 10:57:59 AM
CaesarSneezy: /hot like a ticket to hell

I think you have cornered the "blue man infant bukkake" market. I have been assigned to be your co-pilot on this trip to hell on gossamer wings.
 
2008-12-30 10:59:29 AM
Those guys are so lame. Just like their fans.
 
2008-12-30 11:02:47 AM
Blue Meannies!
 
2008-12-30 11:02:52 AM
But he looks so happily married....

www.tvcrazy.net
 
2008-12-30 11:03:56 AM
33 comments so far and not one "Bewitched" joke about Darren Stephens?

Really?
 
2008-12-30 11:04:12 AM
Only in color
 
2008-12-30 11:05:03 AM
emmasews: Blue Meannies!

dcmedia.ign.com

/NOT hotlinked
//because blue meanies only say NO
 
2008-12-30 11:05:06 AM
cashincomedy: 33 comments so far and not one "Bewitched" joke about Darren Stephens?

Really?


I'm guessing the average age of farkers is below 50
 
2008-12-30 11:05:16 AM
Thank you Queen Dalek.

Thank you.
 
2008-12-30 11:05:41 AM
"Goluboy" is Russian slang for "blue man" and "homosexual"

Next you'll tell me Rob Halford is gay.
 
2008-12-30 11:07:31 AM
That's the kind of story that only comes once in a blue moon.
 
2008-12-30 11:08:54 AM
cashincomedy
Thank you Queen Dalek.

Thank you.


You're welcome & I hope that you noted that I used the proper Darren because everyone knows that the other one is way gay and thus stating the obvious would be no joke at all....
 
2008-12-30 11:09:18 AM
Darren Stephens, 45, of the 1400 block of West Leland Avenue and Michael Pressler, 48, of the 1700 block of North Halsted Street were arrested without incident about 5:45 p.m. in the 4500 block of North Simonds Drive, police said.


scifipedia.scifi.com


not available for comment.
 
2008-12-30 11:11:45 AM
Brings a whole new meaning to "Derwood"

shinymedia.headshift.com
 
2008-12-30 11:14:36 AM
Now we just need a Blue'd photoshop of Elizabeth Montgomery
 
2008-12-30 11:16:30 AM
i48.photobucket.com

"I'll be your wingman. Even if it means I have to take a chubby, I will suck it up!"

"Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."

"I can already taste those meaty leading man parts."

"I just can't seem to get one in the can..."

"Do these effectively hide my thunder?"

"Who wants a Banger in the mouth?
I forgot here in the states you call it a sausage in the mouth."

"There is a man inside of me, and only when he's not in, can I walk free of pain."

"'Bob Loblaw's Law Blog;' you, sir, are quite a mouthful!"

"I just blue myself."

"Don't leave your Uncle T-Bag hanging."

"Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren't you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time."
 
2008-12-30 11:20:47 AM
Goddamn smurfs...
 
2008-12-30 11:24:27 AM
i508.photobucket.com
I felt nostalgic.
 
2008-12-30 11:26:13 AM
blow man group?
 
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