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(Mainichi Daily News)   Teacher forced to apologize after standing on student's face   ( divider line
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7178 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jan 2003 at 6:41 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-18 06:42:46 PM  
2003-01-18 06:43:08 PM  
Wiping poo on the upper lip is much more personal.
2003-01-18 06:43:12 PM  
2003-01-18 06:43:45 PM  
Ow. >.<
2003-01-18 06:44:14 PM  
Best... link... ever!
2003-01-18 06:45:50 PM  
The teacher and pupils were talking about professional wrestling. The teacher wrapped his legs around the boy's body and lifted him in the air, hurting him and making the boy cry.

Does a conversation about professional wrestling necessarily involve wrapping your legs around the other party and lifting them in the air?
2003-01-18 06:45:58 PM  
That kid is a wimp. The whole idea of a "savage judo throw" is practicaly an oxymoron anyway. If you want to hit me with a boom, prepare to be thrown.
2003-01-18 06:46:30 PM  

Dumbass tag? More like hero tag.

The dude rushed him and smacked him with a broom.
2003-01-18 06:47:03 PM  
And I thought my teachers were evil...
2003-01-18 06:48:47 PM  
As payback, all the female stundents get to sit on the teachers face....
[image from too old to be available]
2003-01-18 06:51:13 PM  
I say, if the kid is a fan of professional wrestling, the punishment wasn't harsh enough. He must be removed from the gene pool immediately.
2003-01-18 06:54:48 PM  
"You'll tell me the gross national product of France and you'll do it NOW, maggot!" ooooohhh yeeeeaaahhhh!

So that's what happened to the Macho Man.
2003-01-18 07:00:04 PM  
Not only did this kid get his ass kicked once. No, he got his ass kicked twice. Truelly a beautiful thing.

In other news, the child has been seen repeating, "Thank you sir, can I please have another!"
2003-01-18 07:00:58 PM  
That teacher is hilarious.
2003-01-18 07:02:13 PM  

If you're goning to talk about something, at least do it intelligently.

everybody knows its called wrasslin'

2003-01-18 07:02:57 PM  
i didnt read the article ... i hate wresting , the kids a cry baby , teacher should have used better judgment . sound about right to you ??

/ off topic ( please forgive me ) i've been away a while , read a few threads that have created a question . did slayerswine get banned ?? i always hated it when he was around , part of why i left ... grumble grumble grumble . just curious ( hehehe )
2003-01-18 07:06:03 PM  
You can make anything more interesting by incorporating martial arts into it.

Teacher - "You! What is the formula for determining the volume of a cone?"

Student - *flipping through notes* "I've got it.. just a second..."

Teacher - "KARATE CHOP!" *mauls student*

Teacher - "Remember, class.. he who hesitates is lost!"
2003-01-18 07:10:29 PM  
if you have a black belt, you should know better i guess, but id be pissed if some shiatty little cry-baby kid attacked me from behind with a broom too.
it seems to me also that standing on the kids face is the part that made the teacher the bad guy, no matter how shiatty a stupid little farktard can be, as a teacher you should damn well know that no matter how much force you put into it, standing on a kid's face is probably a pretty bad idea that will free up a LOT of free time.
mind you, if i were the kid's dad, i woulda straight up sent him to military school for a year. (no more than a year though, because i would want to get my son back, not a mindless american death machine)
2003-01-18 07:10:29 PM  
Scrotar, that's the best visual I've had in hours!
2003-01-18 07:12:26 PM  
Will someone please post the photoshop of Saddam and the soldier in an seemingly gay embrace. My old college roommate is over in "that area of the world" practicing bombing runs in his old n busted B-1...wanted to send him the pic.

2003-01-18 07:13:01 PM  
at least he didn't sit on his face!

(symapathic laughs are welcome)
2003-01-18 07:13:16 PM  
Seems to me the kid learned a valuable lesson. If you attack someone (especially someone larger then you that has a black belt) be prepared for the smackdown.
2003-01-18 07:22:02 PM  
He didnt actually stand on his face.

"He then put his foot down on the boy's face, giving him a bloody nose."

Anyway, that kid had it coming. Im sure that ~12 year old kid will probably think twice before attacking someone with specialized combat training again.
2003-01-18 07:23:06 PM  
Wax on. Wax off.
Wax on. Wax off.
2003-01-18 07:24:30 PM  
LordChaos: that photo was very, very naughty. Keep up the good work.
2003-01-18 07:27:13 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

My apologies, sir. But your son is still an asshat.
2003-01-18 07:29:00 PM  
50-something years old

bad journalism
2003-01-18 07:34:44 PM  
Fergit that article look at this!
2003-01-18 07:36:18 PM  
Why are you people siding with the teacher? The teacher was the one who STARTED the fight in the first place. I think he's a jerk who thinks beating up little kids makes him tough.
2003-01-18 07:38:22 PM  
Yeah Hufnmouth... I submitted it, but a little too late... it's the more interesting article of the two ;)
2003-01-18 07:41:11 PM  
Damn this website has some wierd news stories... kid selling child porn... drunk kid on cooking class rampage......
2003-01-18 07:46:27 PM  
"The whole idea of a "savage judo throw" is practicaly an oxymoron anyway."

Not really. Judo is for pussies too scared to try Jujutsu, which judo was derived from to make it "safe". Farking wussies.
2003-01-18 07:49:19 PM  
Hehe that is a good article Hufnmouth

Police said the boy rolled over in his sleep because he was annoyed rather than lulled by the vibrator

I can see that, "shut that farkin crap off!" I wonder if they gave him a big black veiny one, maybe thats why he rolled away from it.
2003-01-18 07:51:44 PM  
[image from too old to be available] ?
2003-01-18 08:02:31 PM  
Everybody knows you're supposed to hold them by the head at arms length and taunt them while they swing their fists furiously.
2003-01-18 08:20:49 PM  
More (better) details:

"The teacher then twice used a judo technique called a sweeping hip throw on the boy and stood on his face, making his nose bled."

Sweeping hip throw (twice!) sounds like a farking awesome move.

(Bled in the original.)
2003-01-18 08:31:28 PM  
"Ed Gruberman, you have failed to learn the lesson of Tai Quan Leap" Boot to the head!!
2003-01-18 08:36:08 PM  
Teacher was heard to say "because I'm that damn good !!"

/cheap WWF reference
2003-01-18 08:50:04 PM  
this article has a better headline
Conductor hits wrong note on girl's organ
2003-01-18 08:50:13 PM  
At least they didn't sit on his face.
2003-01-18 09:03:20 PM  
it's my turn...
At least he didn't sit on his face!

</completely original>
2003-01-18 09:10:24 PM  
"But seriously folks..."
Gym teachers are farked-up individuals. There was this one guy at my school who was constantly drunk, and always talking to himself. Before every class he used to go off on a drunken rant about jesus and his sandals. I later learned from an older friend who had him as a teacher, that his speach actually made sense at one point, but it just got progressivly stranger and stranger. He used to say "If jesus christ himself came to my class waering sandals I'd kick his out!" When I heard it it was more like "farking Jebus Christ sandals! Damn principal is on my ass all day...etc...etc...
2003-01-18 09:28:44 PM  
Old Chinese prov-verb....
One who hits teacher with broom stick gets an ass whoppin that he deserves!
2003-01-18 09:31:35 PM  
Feh. If this happened in America he, the school, and the dojo that trained him would have been sued.
2003-01-18 09:34:27 PM  
good for the teacher, he should have broke the kids neck.

2003-01-18 09:46:03 PM  
HAHAHA nothing says "shut the fark up" like an electrical shock to the head!

but there is no way people would buy those phones...
2003-01-18 09:48:05 PM  
nothin says "i'm a complete dumbass" like posting in the wrong thread!
2003-01-18 10:13:13 PM  
Oldskool: as Jack Chick would say, Haw Haw ... ;)
2003-01-18 10:27:55 PM  



carry on...
2003-01-18 11:14:15 PM  
Read the details that VelcroFez posted. That teacher should be fired and arrested. The teacher initiated this fight and kept on beating the hell out of the kid when the fight was over.
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