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(Sun Sentinel)   The Captain has turned on the no clothing sign   ( divider line
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10716 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jan 2003 at 4:51 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-18 11:47:50 AM  
"The bars are fair game for the naked and the nude."

Cool, I was planning on going to the bar nude but thought they only allowed nakedness.
2003-01-18 12:23:48 PM  
hmmmmmm, always wanted my induction to the Mile High Club.
2003-01-18 12:36:26 PM  
Vegasj You are not a member???
2003-01-18 02:36:07 PM  
``Inapproriate behavior is not condoned for this nude flight.''

I have two words in response. Yeah. Right.
2003-01-18 04:53:06 PM  
So you mean people don't do this all the time on flights?
2003-01-18 04:53:45 PM  
Ugh. Can you imagine the smell? No thanks.
2003-01-18 04:56:32 PM  
hopefully the seats are scotchguarded or covered in plastic "for your protection"
2003-01-18 04:57:58 PM  
Sounds good....until you remember some stinky fat nasty person sat in the same seat before you. THIS SEAT HAS NOT BEEN SANITIZED FOR YOUR PROTECTION.
2003-01-18 04:58:36 PM  
2003-01-18 04:59:05 PM  
They can save some time checking through airport security if they're already stripped before the search.
2003-01-18 04:59:29 PM  
Well, unless all the passengers are swimsuit models, count me out. Just imagine your last airline flight, then imagine your fellow travellers naked.

No thanks.
2003-01-18 04:59:41 PM  
Im sure you can't "engage is sexual contact" on the plane, but you can shove your ass on someone's head and yell "Asshat!"
2003-01-18 05:01:12 PM  
"oh excuse me ma'am i'm just going to squeeze by..."
2003-01-18 05:01:30 PM  
I've always wanted to moon the clouds.
2003-01-18 05:03:10 PM  
*cough* repeat *cough*
2003-01-18 05:04:05 PM  
So honestly, just how many people here are members of the mile high club?
2003-01-18 05:07:20 PM  
2003-01-18 05:08:16 PM  
Bah. They probably only serve salted nuts.
2003-01-18 05:08:19 PM  

Me. Just barely. I was a member of the 1/2 mile-club for a while, but I talked the wife into joining me in the bathroom a few years back while traveling to the Bahamas.
2003-01-18 05:08:20 PM  
Not me. Sloths go dormant at 5279 feet.
2003-01-18 05:08:48 PM  
I don't like being crammed into close quarters with clothed people. Count me out.

However, if they should hire strippers as flight attendants...?
2003-01-18 05:10:14 PM  
LMAO @ Desolation
2003-01-18 05:11:30 PM  
They should install vinyl seats and turn the heat up.
2003-01-18 05:13:19 PM  
Woohoo! Over cooked asshats!
2003-01-18 05:18:49 PM  
Wow, the airline industry is really going downhill....
2003-01-18 05:20:21 PM  
No killing kittens while stareing at your single serving friends.
2003-01-18 05:21:10 PM  
The biggest problem I have with nudist colonies is lack of quality control.
2003-01-18 05:21:58 PM  
Telemakhos oh my.. that is one disturbed woman. ..your problems are only as bad you as make them..
2003-01-18 05:22:17 PM  
the seat thing reminds me of that Simpsons episode when Homer was trying to be a clown, he was going to do a loop-de-loop on a tricycle, but his clothes got stuck in the gears and he pedal-strips himself naked, the Ringleader yells "...and burn that seat!!!"
2003-01-18 05:26:47 PM  
"Please, no staring at the stewardesses"
2003-01-18 05:27:26 PM  
Yeah, that she went from dating eighteen year old boys to her own students to ex-cons is rather telling.
2003-01-18 05:30:51 PM  
you will be free to enjoy the flight clothes-free

So, in other words, you don't have to take it off. Hmmmm...
2003-01-18 05:35:26 PM  
actually, there is a big difference between naked and nude.
nude means: without clothing.
naked means: without clothing and 'up to something.'

no, thats not an erection joke.
2003-01-18 05:36:24 PM  
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2003-01-18 05:38:56 PM  
UUARUUZARE: So nude dancers are actually naked dancers -- 'cause they're definitely 'up to something'.
2003-01-18 05:39:03 PM  
2003-01-18 05:42:31 PM  
So when you go off to kill some kittens under the covers, you're doing it naked not nude...
2003-01-18 05:46:06 PM  
No thanks. I for one would rather not find out in graphic detail that the guy siitng next to me has Herpes. I'll settle for banal talk about the weather, rather than say, "So does it hurt to pee the first month that you have Syphillys ?"
2003-01-18 05:46:10 PM  
to be technical, yes, they would be naked dancers.
litmus test:
nude: artistic.
naked: dirty and sexful.

and another thing, dont call them exotic dancers. i havent ever seen drug addict siliconed promiscuous women being called 'exotic' before.

apologies to strippers/stripper apologetics.
2003-01-18 05:47:11 PM  
and one last note:
I would rather see naked pictures than nude pictures most of the time.
2003-01-18 05:52:59 PM  
No thanks. I for one would rather not find out in graphic detail that the guy siitng next to me has Herpes.

Or worse...


major ecccchhhhhh factor
2003-01-18 05:53:10 PM  
nude = artistic? So that makes Leonardo Divennci a nude painter? Sick.
2003-01-18 06:07:43 PM  
2003-01-18 06:19:24 PM  
Well, as the resident nudist here, let me say that all travelers will be asked to sit on a towel. This is accepted practice at all nudist clubs. (Ants live in colonies, not nudists.)

Now, if it would just warm the heck up here in sunny Florida. I'd like to spend my days off at Paradise Lakes this week.
2003-01-18 06:25:16 PM  
ahh, florida.

p.s. without the towels, i think only the first flight would be a hit.
2003-01-18 06:29:27 PM  
I doubt it.
2003-01-18 06:37:01 PM  
Overweight nudist passengers who are unable to fit into one seat are required to buy 2 seats on another airline.
2003-01-18 06:39:09 PM  

No thanks. A towel? I want something more along the lines of thick plastic.
2003-01-18 06:53:59 PM  
In all honesty, this flight probably wouldn't be for me. I enjoy being nude, but I also like my space. Lounge chairs are more appropriate for nudism than airline seats are.
2003-01-18 06:55:07 PM  
And I thought I wasn't going to get sick reading this.
2003-01-18 06:58:18 PM  
So,just imagine if this plane happens to get a steep dive,and loses a few G's. Fluids would be floating everywhere. Wow.
2003-01-18 07:01:13 PM  
I bet that you still aren't allowed to crap on the service cart.
2003-01-18 07:01:13 PM  
"The Captain has turned on the no clothing sign"

What did I do? Did I miss something here? Must have been when I was drunk...
2003-01-18 07:01:58 PM  
*coughs* Well thanks for helping, Forsythe.
2003-01-18 07:02:43 PM  
I didn't think i'd feel as sick as I do now.
2003-01-18 07:03:55 PM  
Sorry,Desolation, I didn't know my post would be after yours. ;)
2003-01-18 07:07:53 PM  
Or I could just be hungry, all I had today was chips, and cheeseshticks.
2003-01-18 07:11:40 PM  
hmmm....I wonder if the Stewardesses will partake
2003-01-18 07:16:49 PM  
In being hungry? o.o?
2003-01-18 07:31:11 PM  
to clarify:
nude: unclothed and artistic.
naked: unclothed dirty and sexful.
2003-01-18 07:35:05 PM  
remember when they have nude beach, everyone's like, yeay!
keep in mind not all the attractive people go there.

so i suspect the elderly, since this is florida, will also onboard. i dont know about you people, i'd rather not see naked wrinkly or naked grossly overweight people onboard.
also i can see that skidmarks would be prevalent among the seats. yuck.
2003-01-18 07:36:34 PM  
Skids ? cool, I wouldn't lose my seat.
2003-01-18 07:46:40 PM  
Alright that's it, I aint eating at the computer any more.
2003-01-18 07:46:41 PM  
I wonder what's going to happen in row 69 of that plane.

(sorry, numbers keep haunting me ever since that 666 thread)
Bah, I better just go to bed.
2003-01-18 07:58:02 PM  
As Johnny Carson once said,

"The kind of people who go to nude beaches should not even be allowed to be naked in the privacy of their own homes."

I'm sure this axiom would apply to Nude-Air.
2003-01-18 08:03:40 PM  
vegasj, LMAO!
2003-01-18 08:08:15 PM  
Dude, I am so there.
2003-01-18 10:42:17 PM  
"Castaways Travel, a Houston-area travel agency that specializes in ``clothing-optional trips,'' is offering what it bills as the world's first all-nude flight for $499, round-trip."

Wrong use of the Florida Tag. BTW, Schnitt was all over this on his radio show yesterday. He called up Castaways and got hung up on.
2003-01-19 01:38:55 AM  
Also, passenger airplanes are not exactly known for comfort and spaciousness unless you're in business/first class. The economy section is largely packed like sardines. Unless there is some room to actually walk around and relax and get changed in/out of clothes, I don't see the point in having a clothing-optional flight once you hit cruising altitude.

I'm not a nudist, so maybe I just don't understand. I can understand the appeal of being nude at the beach -- get an all-over tan, go swimming like nature intended, and enjoy nature. I don't understand the appeal of being nude in metal tube at 35,000 feet packed like nude sardines drinking Coke and eating a bag of peanuts.
2003-01-19 09:06:22 AM  
Wrong use of the Florida Tag

Well, it does fly out of Miami.
2003-01-19 10:53:12 AM  
This is one of those ideas that sounds good in theory, but loses something in the application.
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