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(New York Daily News)   20-year old woman who had never been kissed picks a random 17-year old kid to be her first at a public kissing seminar held in Times Square   (nydailynews.com) divider line 204
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2008-12-27 08:07:48 PM  
I was 19 before I did, well, anything. Scared of boys.

Not anymore.
 
2008-12-27 08:08:28 PM  
scape: I work with a 20 year old chick who's never drank, smoked, or had sex. She's actually kinda cute too.. weird.

Is it really that strange? That describes plenty of relatively attractive people I've known, male and female. Even non-religious types.

/didn't have first kiss till 17
 
2008-12-27 08:08:37 PM  
I have a couple of friends about my age (I'm 37) who I know are virgins, and I wouldn't be surprised if neither of them had ever kissed anyone either. Neither of them are nasty or huge or religious. I don't think they're gay either, just...I don't know, really set in their ways or something.

I've never really understood how that happens, but what do I know.
 
2008-12-27 08:09:58 PM  
elf ewe you owe me a keyboard
 
2008-12-27 08:10:13 PM  
The Asshole Guy: fanbladesaresharp: The Asshole Guy: redheadedslut: the asshole guy: oh heyy

Just looked at your pic and those are some lips I could get to know. You are freaking hot if that is your pic.

For everyone: If you enjoy kissing anyone invest in some chapstick. Kissing dry chapped lips is like kissing the bottom of a foot with corns.

So that kiss at 5 years old was actually from your Mom then, amirite?

No, I had a girlfriend when I was 5yrs old. Her first name was kimberley and I won't post her last name but we used to run behind bushes and trees to kiss. She was mine up till the age of nine when her family moved away and yes we once got naked together. Didn't last long cause we both got scared we would get caught.

You can believe me if you desire or call me a liar. I know the truth and I also know if I can kiss a woman. We are going to end up sleeping with each other. Might not happen that night but it will happen.


No, the emotion I feel can best be described as "I don't give a rat's ass." But, thank you for sharing!
 
2008-12-27 08:10:42 PM  
jaylectricity: She should have tried kissing Sunny my Hwang.

However, I call shenanigans. Twenty and never been kissed? Horsecrap.
 
2008-12-27 08:10:58 PM  
fanbladesaresharp: Ever heard of speed dating?

I knew a guy who dated while on speed, didn't work out so well.
 
2008-12-27 08:14:40 PM  
The Asshole Guy: You can believe me if you desire or call me a liar. I know the truth and I also know if I can kiss a woman. We are going to end up sleeping with each other. Might not happen that night but it will happen.

Dude, you are some kind of creepy.

/shudder
 
2008-12-27 08:14:44 PM  
chicklette: eff ewe: C'mon honey. Give me some of that kissy face lovin'


There's a special kind of scary going on in that picture.


There's worse:

img.thesun.co.uk
 
2008-12-27 08:16:27 PM  
The Asshole Guy:
No, I had a girlfriend when I was 5yrs old.

From the tone of your posts, I'm guessing that was about 6 years ago.
 
2008-12-27 08:18:51 PM  
CygnusDarius:

Thanks for making sure I never sleep again.
 
2008-12-27 08:19:54 PM  
CygnusDarius: chicklette: eff ewe: C'mon honey. Give me some of that kissy face lovin'


There's a special kind of scary going on in that picture.

There's worse:


I had at one point sucessfully supressed the memory of that picture. I am not sure I can do it again.
 
2008-12-27 08:22:35 PM  
nuclear_asshat: Are you gay? Because it seems that things of this nature work much better if you are a flaming 'mo. When you are a straight dude, it's hard to set something like this up and not look like a total creapazoid douche-nozzle ass bag.

If you couldn't find one girl in your teenage career to make out with than you were just not trying....
 
2008-12-27 08:23:34 PM  
chicklette: CygnusDarius: chicklette: eff ewe: C'mon honey. Give me some of that kissy face lovin'


There's a special kind of scary going on in that picture.

There's worse:

I had at one point sucessfully successfully supressed the memory of that picture. I am not sure I can do it again.


/FTFM
 
2008-12-27 08:23:47 PM  
trillium13: CygnusDarius:

Thanks for making sure I never sleep again.


Atually, his disease is very serious. It's a degenerative series of warts that harden and create "roots" in your skin.
 
2008-12-27 08:26:04 PM  
zephyrkate: I was 19 before I did, well, anything. Scared of boys.

Not anymore.




Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! Prepare to be wooed.

/woo
//wooooooooooo
 
2008-12-27 08:26:56 PM  
CygnusDarius: trillium13: CygnusDarius:

Thanks for making sure I never sleep again.

Atually, his disease is very serious. It's a degenerative series of warts that harden and create "roots" in your skin.


It looks serious, and terrifying.
 
2008-12-27 08:27:12 PM  
some_wild-eyed_8-foot_tall_maniac: The Asshole Guy:
No, I had a girlfriend when I was 5yrs old.

From the tone of your posts, I'm guessing that was about 6 years ago.


That was a weak attempt at an insult. Please try again.

Kar98: The Asshole Guy: You can believe me if you desire or call me a liar. I know the truth and I also know if I can kiss a woman. We are going to end up sleeping with each other. Might not happen that night but it will happen.

Dude, is that your ride?


That truly made me laugh out loud and laughs at good for me at the moment so thank you for posting that.
 
2008-12-27 08:32:39 PM  
bgddy24601: zephyrkate: I was 19 before I did, well, anything. Scared of boys.

Not anymore.



Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! Prepare to be wooed.

/woo
//wooooooooooo


My God- I didn't know some of you actually had mating calls. Sorry though, don't think the husband would approve (though he does sometimes wish the floodgates, er, had a gate).
 
2008-12-27 08:34:19 PM  
Not weird at all. Theres only one 17 year old Tim Mulpeter on MySpace and hes a body builder.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=101 21428 9&albumID=569736&imageID=507729

That's why she picked him.
 
2008-12-27 08:35:14 PM  
I don't think 20 is all that weird for a first kiss. Sometimes a person is just waiting for the right moment and it takes time to find it. Though I had opportunities before that, I was 19 when the situation finally felt right and I had my first "real" kiss (not a kindergarten smooch on the playground). I don't regret waiting at all.
 
2008-12-27 08:35:15 PM  
zephyrkate: My God- I didn't know some of you actually had mating calls.

Some of us have a nice display of feathers. Others headbutt themselves to the death.
 
2008-12-27 08:35:50 PM  
Not weird at all. Theres only one Tim Mulpeter on MySpace, hes 17 year old, and hes a body builder.

fixed link

That's why she picked him.
 
2008-12-27 08:37:46 PM  
It looks like the tree-man might have some hope of as cure (new window). (no pics)
 
2008-12-27 08:38:45 PM  
shes hot, look up her myspace
 
2008-12-27 08:41:59 PM  
The Asshole Guy:

That was a weak attempt at an insult. Please try again.


OK, you're a self-absorbed child, and your mamma's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.

Better?
 
2008-12-27 08:43:00 PM  
I dated a 17-year-old when I was 20. It was only just a 2 2/3-year difference, but to make it ok, he lied about his age at first. I mean, is it wrong for every 18-year-old to date a 17-year-old, even though 18's technically an adult? Age of consent is 16 where I'm from.

To make it really funny, he was still in high school and I was working as a substitute teacher at the time.

On another note, dating that retard made me swear off younger guys forever. Haven't dated a younger guy since.
 
2008-12-27 08:43:38 PM  
a726.ac-images.myspacecdn.com

This hotlinked image may or may not be her, and judging from it she may or may not be cute.

Have a nice day.
 
2008-12-27 08:44:26 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

/Talk about playing against type!
 
2008-12-27 08:44:56 PM  
"Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind."
 
2008-12-27 08:51:28 PM  
some_wild-eyed_8-foot_tall_maniac: The Asshole Guy:

That was a weak attempt at an insult. Please try again.

OK, you're a self-absorbed child, and your mamma's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.

Better?


Nope. Still very weak and lacks substance.
 
2008-12-27 08:59:00 PM  
My first thought was that a woman who had never been kissed at 20 was weird, but then I remembered I had my first kiss at 19.

\went to an all girl high school and was kind of shy
\\got over it
 
2008-12-27 08:59:20 PM  
The Asshole Guy: some_wild-eyed_8-foot_tall_maniac: The Asshole Guy:

That was a weak attempt at an insult. Please try again.

OK, you're a self-absorbed child, and your mamma's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.

Better?

Nope. Still very weak and lacks substance.


I'm crushed. I was really desperate for your validation. Please console me with some more fascinating details about your personal life.
 
2008-12-27 09:02:59 PM  
Okay, let's have a best "Yo' mamma so ugly" insult contest. How's this:
Yo' mamma's so ugly:
1. She gave her old man blowjobs every day for a week and her old man thought he was getting anal.
2. She walks past construction sites in the summer and the workers ask her to put more clothes on.
3. Pit bulls are scared of her.
4. 300 lb bull dykes ask her for makeup tips.
 
2008-12-27 09:12:54 PM  
cynicalbastard: 1. She gave her old man blowjobs every day for a week and her old man thought he was getting anal.

This one has potential, but it needs to be refined.
 
2008-12-27 09:13:13 PM  
Fano
Jesus christ on a popsicle stick, I never noticed that before.

Is she grabbing her own ass?

I think she is. That's pretty hot!
 
2008-12-27 09:15:52 PM  
ZipSplat: cynicalbastard: 1. She gave her old man blowjobs every day for a week and her old man thought he was getting anal.

This one has potential, but it needs to be refined.


I think he means giving, not getting.

\Really need to erase that picture...
 
2008-12-27 09:17:43 PM  
First kiss at 5.

At 8 I dry-humped my 3rd grade teacher's leg.

She thanked me.

/It was just that good.
 
2008-12-27 09:17:59 PM  
some_wild-eyed_8-foot_tall_maniac: The Asshole Guy: some_wild-eyed_8-foot_tall_maniac: The Asshole Guy:

That was a weak attempt at an insult. Please try again.

OK, you're a self-absorbed child, and your mamma's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.

Better?

Nope. Still very weak and lacks substance.

I'm crushed. I was really desperate for your validation. Please console me with some more fascinating details about your personal life.


Ok, how is this.

My mother is going to die any day now from cancer. I wish I could say I was joking but I am not.

Have a happy new year, I won't.
 
2008-12-27 09:19:18 PM  
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock: Fano
Jesus christ on a popsicle stick, I never noticed that before.

Is she grabbing her own ass?

I think she is. That's pretty hot!


Awesome! I never did either. I must be getting old, because when I heard Times Square and random kiss, that was the first thing to come to mind. And you're the first to notice it. Thanks!
 
2008-12-27 09:21:59 PM  
Sounds like a wonderful idea...it's practically a lost art.
 
2008-12-27 09:25:55 PM  
mmagdalene: Sounds like a wonderful idea...it's practically a lost art.

You kids today with your double penetrations and your ATMs. Makes you long for a simpler time, a better time. Pepperidge Farms remembers that time - Dry humps on the porch swing, handjob at the drive-in, "feeling her up" through her soft sweater.
 
2008-12-27 09:28:23 PM  
The Asshole Guy: If you are telling the truth about your mom, sorry to hear that.

On the other hand, judging from your earlier posts, shouldn't you be getting ready to go to the gym in 23 minutes?
 
2008-12-27 09:30:00 PM  
Fano: "feeling her up" through her soft sweater

I still lick your class ring now and again for old times' sake.
 
2008-12-27 09:31:50 PM  
Pffft whatever. Call me when you get to 27 without your first kiss.

/In fact, why don't you just call me now?
 
2008-12-27 09:33:36 PM  
mmagdalene: Fano: "feeling her up" through her soft sweater

I still lick your class ring now and again for old times' sake.


lol.
 
2008-12-27 09:34:36 PM  
JonnyBGoode: She kissed a 17 year old? And she wasn't arrested?

Duh, it's an older women. Had it been a 20yo man and 17yo girl, he'd be on the sex offender list before the end of the first line of Auld Lang Syne
 
2008-12-27 09:39:45 PM  
Following this thread is like trying to use a compass in an exploding magnet factory.
 
2008-12-27 09:44:47 PM  
The Asshole Guy:

My mother is going to die any day now from cancer. I wish I could say I was joking but I am not.


Pics, or it didn't happen.
 
2008-12-27 09:49:12 PM  
The Asshole Guy: fanbladesaresharp: The Asshole Guy: redheadedslut: the asshole guy: oh heyy

Just looked at your pic and those are some lips I could get to know. You are freaking hot if that is your pic.

For everyone: If you enjoy kissing anyone invest in some chapstick. Kissing dry chapped lips is like kissing the bottom of a foot with corns.

So that kiss at 5 years old was actually from your Mom then, amirite?

No, I had a girlfriend when I was 5yrs old. Her first name was kimberley and I won't post her last name but we used to run behind bushes and trees to kiss. She was mine up till the age of nine when her family moved away and yes we once got naked together. Didn't last long cause we both got scared we would get caught.

You can believe me if you desire or call me a liar. I know the truth and I also know if I can kiss a woman. We are going to end up sleeping with each other. Might not happen that night but it will happen.


You child molester
 
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