What, no clown car?

Blackneto: Still have not received my hand job from a strange woman.

/not really obscure

Jaguar owner?

That might have been funny, but the format was more annoying than a slideshow.

cryinoutloud: That might have been funny, but the format was more annoying than a slideshow.

+1

And while we're nitpicking, it sure looks like these were yanked from a vw forum thread from like a month+ ago

/vws are ghey (new window)

# 6

What is it about Internet Hispanic chicks and eyebrow pencil?

Av8rLuvr: # 6

What is it about Internet Hispanic chicks and eyebrow pencil?

#8 made the whole thing worth the annoyance.

#8 was especially funny.

1) If trailer park chicks looked even half that good, I'd move into one in a second. Er, one TRAILER, not one ... nevermind.

2) Let me tell you what kind of woman a blaze-orange Honda Fit attracts:



_none

:(

Who exactly is Integra Girl, and why the fark is she so damn scary looking?

brigid_fitch: FTFA: "nutritional overachiever"

Heh-heh--gotta remember that one.

It's such a nice way to say it.

Glitchwerks: Who exactly is Integra Girl, and why the fark is she so damn scary looking?

She's an ugly chick. That's basically all anyone needs to know.

For Nascar it shoulda been-

For the brazilianth time, a "Rice Rocket" is a fast motorcycle from Japan. It's a play on "Crotch Rocket," any fast motorcycle.

And it appears that 15-year-old Ford Rangers don't appeal to any women.

/but I already knew that

Integra chick is integra DUDE. I'm pretty sure

Love the Supermodel, though. Damn, that's all kinds of fine!!!

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Glitchwerks: Who exactly is Integra Girl, and why the fark is she so damn scary looking?

She's an ugly chick. That's basically all anyone needs to know.

but if you're still curious:
popz (new window)

the type of car that attracts a woman? the one that spells M-O-N-E-Y.

I can attest firsthand to #2. Met my tattooed rockabilly wife in part due to my rodded '55 Dodge.

#8 was a trick - there were no actual 1980s muscle cars.

In closing, a lame and utterly predictable article. I want my 2 minutes back.

floor9:

2) Let me tell you what kind of woman a blaze-orange Honda Fit attracts:



none

:(

I might need to get my son one when he starts driving next year.

I need to take my mind off "Integra girl"







That'll do.

Out of all the cars I own, none of them fit any of those categories.

Its a good thing I dont need a website or anything else to tell me what type of woman is attracted to me. I already know and have known for years.


The easy ones.

I waited on some famous NASCAR driver a few years back. I can't even remember his name, but he was actually a pleasure to deal with... Polite, surprisingly cultured, knew food and drink, good tipper, etc. He was surrounded by fake-breasted bimbos drinking white zin and acting like whores.

Integra girl isnt that bad. The face may be ugly but her body is rockin. I'd hit it. Either from behind, or while she was wearing a mask.

I've a convertible & a blond...as in an open-topped Jeep & golden retriever.

sique

yeah...that's the NASCAR girl....

/in your dreams

brigid_fitch: brigid_fitch: Glitchwerks: Who exactly is Integra Girl, and why the fark is she so damn scary looking?

Some Integra owner's sexy girlfriend (new window)

Sorry, here's the original thread (new window)

Oh my gosh. I have no words to describe how funny that is.

Nobody should ever buy a car thinking it will attact women. Buy what you enjoy driving. Screw what other people think of it, especially what the vaginaed people think of it. The one or two very rare occasions where I have had a chick respond to my car, it was not a chick I'd want to poke.

#2 / Old school hotrod is pretty much true. Also works for old hearses and ambulances. Dated a tattooed rockabilly girl with a '65 Plymouth Fury III, about to marry another one (though she fits the stereotype, she actually doesn't have tattoos. and her's is an '87 Gran Fury cop car), still good friends with the first and her new, and also heavily tatooed husband.

and, from people I've known over the years, yeah, a lot of those other ones are true - except that the more punk-ish hipster chicks also seem to dig people with Volvo 240s covered in stickers around here, too. I happen to have a Volvo 240 ($400 wonder car!) I use as a cheap work and back car, but its so beat up it wouldn't attract anything but a scrap metal dealer. I did indeed buy it from a punk rock girl who had a hundered stickers on the back of it, though.

/'68 Plymouth Valiant
//'82 Caddie/Superior hearse

a 1990 Oldsmobile Cutlass Cierra does not attract women.

I am sort of annoyed by the camaro being called an "80s muscle car". The camaro is a pony car, not a muscle car. Not to mention that the 80s ones were not particularly powerful. A real muscle car also doesnt have a plastic/rubber beak and look like an oversized rice car.

See, none of this bailout stuff would be necessary if they would just tell us which car gets us Jennifer Connelly.

Ima4nic8or: I am sort of annoyed by the camaro being called an "80s muscle car". The camaro is a pony car, not a muscle car. Not to mention that the 80s ones were not particularly powerful. A real muscle car also doesnt have a plastic/rubber beak and look like an oversized rice car.

Don't forget that someone at GM had the idea of putting the ultra lousy "Iron Duke" engine in Camaros at one point in the 80's and it instantly turned the car into a piece of shiat.

70,72 GTO, check
71,72,79,98 Formula, check
67 Cougar, check
71 Mustang, check
F150, check
Yooper girlfriend 13 yrs younger than me, check

/yay! brag about your car thread!
//Have some 79 Trans Ams too
///Have never had a mullet or liked Lynrd Skynrd
/still likes easy women

If you want to be left alone, Drive an s-10 pick up.
You will never date again.
/Owned one for 1 years.

Make that 11 years.

Wow spot on about that VW... I love those cute little things