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(Jalopnik)   WTF FTW, MLFHNTR, WTFOMFG, BNG BUS, I LUV ANL and 44 other vanity license plates that slipped by the DMV   (jalopnik.com) divider line 216
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2008-12-24 10:44:15 AM  
I know the guy who has two awesome MD plates. One says 'kthxbye' the other says 'omg stfu.'

He puts them on his drag cars
 
2008-12-24 10:44:41 AM  
Ugh.

-1 for being _another_ slideshow.
 
2008-12-24 10:56:54 AM  
But i do love Argonne National Laboratory. My uncle did some really pioneering work there.
 
2008-12-24 10:59:58 AM  
Just yesterday I saw a Navigator on I-55 that said "TILEGOD." It made me LOL on an otherwise sad, sad day.
 
2008-12-24 11:29:29 AM  
I used to have one that said "BKITU" if you can believe it.

/I'm not very good at this.
 
2008-12-24 11:56:35 AM  
I feel stupid, but I don't get IDBSVNL or LVITIDB

What am I missing?
 
2008-12-24 12:00:30 PM  
i44.photobucket.com

I can't believe I've had reason to post this twice today. I spotted this one in San Francisco.
 
2008-12-24 12:01:43 PM  
Tastes Like Chicken: LVITIDB

Love it in da butt
 
2008-12-24 12:02:03 PM  
dtdstudios.com

Obligatory
 
2008-12-24 12:03:59 PM  
I never understood why some people insist on decorating their cars with a "cute" bumper sticker or (more permanently) license plates like these. Its about like spraying graffiti on yourself and then expect to be taken seriously.

What, do they giggle every time they see it? It makes them all tingly inside?

Why don't they just post snarky comments on fark like the rest of us?
 
2008-12-24 12:04:05 PM  
Arrogant gynecologist at the fitness club I worked at had two BMW's.

VAG1 and VAG2
 
2008-12-24 12:04:25 PM  
My all time fave, 6ULDV8.
 
2008-12-24 12:05:15 PM  
Vanity plates and witty T-shirts show that you care way too much what strangers think of you.
 
2008-12-24 12:05:34 PM  
mjoven1975, I really hope they were trying to go for something like "stand by me", instead of spreading personally designed STDs.

Whenever I try to read those damned vanity plates my inner voice becomes almost muffled for the lack of vowels.
 
2008-12-24 12:05:48 PM  
Some of the plates in TFA aren't in the least bit offensive. Quite a few are DMV slips to be sure, but BKRPTCY, EGGROLL, and MCLOVN are what I'd hardly deem "offensive".
 
2008-12-24 12:06:10 PM  
^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I approve.
 
2008-12-24 12:06:27 PM  
Why did "for the win" have to slip by?
 
2008-12-24 12:06:31 PM  
I want to get "I LUV ANL" for the little old lady's car up the street.

The mental horror that would afflict other drivers would be so worth it.
 
2008-12-24 12:07:05 PM  
Layer3Ninja: Ugh.

-1 for being _another_ slideshow.


It's not a slide show. There's a gallery of all the images on one single page, clickable to see the larger image. At that point, it can be a slideshow, but you don't have to view it that way. There's a reason they put that "back" button on your browser.

/+1 to balance out kneejerk "I hate slideshows" vote
 
2008-12-24 12:07:08 PM  
Vanity plate trifecta in the works?
 
2008-12-24 12:07:40 PM  
Xioxia: mjoven1975, I really hope they were trying to go for something like "stand by me", instead of spreading personally designed STDs.

Whenever I try to read those damned vanity plates my inner voice becomes almost muffled for the lack of vowels.


I'm sure that the intent was "Stand By Me", but that plate can easily be read as "STD By Me". Whoever owns that plate has owned it for a long time, the last time the California sun license plates were issued was in 1987.
 
2008-12-24 12:08:19 PM  
Another gynecologist one i've heard of:

2OTDOC

I have also witnessed:

2LGT2QT on a car made well after 1995.
 
2008-12-24 12:09:01 PM  
Came for the Florida Ass0rgy license plate, left happy. Good work.

/MRB8NNOW - Best license plate to have when watching porn in the car
 
2008-12-24 12:09:34 PM  
lh4.ggpht.com

It was determined that this is the owner of "ILUV-ANL"
 
2008-12-24 12:09:36 PM  
In Paso Robles, CA:
i114.photobucket.com
 
2008-12-24 12:09:51 PM  
CNTPNDR
 
2008-12-24 12:11:43 PM  
SPRHERO
 
2008-12-24 12:11:44 PM  
Sorry, some of them I don't get. Explain?
 
2008-12-24 12:12:54 PM  
www.cqql.net
 
2008-12-24 12:13:07 PM  
TIMMAY!
 
2008-12-24 12:13:21 PM  
HeathenHealer: Another gynecologist one i've heard of:

2OTDOC

I have also witnessed:

2LGT2QT on a car made well after 1995.


Vanity plates can normally be transferred to new cars. The plate might be as old as the song, but frankly there is no excuse to keep that plate.
 
2008-12-24 12:13:34 PM  
My fave:

www.thewolfweb.com

holder is shopped but the plate isn't...I've seen it around locally.

/linky like it's hot
 
2008-12-24 12:13:36 PM  
i55.photobucket.com

This belongs to a Farker/TFer. This much I know. I didn't ask him his handle though.
 
2008-12-24 12:14:27 PM  
My parent's Scion xB HP2BSQR
 
2008-12-24 12:15:40 PM  
ASSMAN

/Kramer approved
 
2008-12-24 12:15:59 PM  
Canned Boring Navy Story #58:

I knew a guy that had this plate: 2 ON 1.

He was kinda...skeevy. He was just an odd cat. Something about him just not quite right. Like you were his work friend, but wouldn't really trust him not to steal from you. You know the type. Just something about him that you kept him at a distance.

So one day he's telling me about getting his security clearance reauth'd, and the investigators asked him what his license plate meant. He said it was some card game or some such that he liked. that was enough for them.

Then he says to me, "but honestly, my wife really digs double penetration."


alllllllllllllllllrighty then.
 
2008-12-24 12:16:03 PM  
What I don't get is how the women who have plates bashing their ex ever get another date. I know I'd run for the hills if I saw that shiat, figuring I'd be next.
 
2008-12-24 12:16:07 PM  
Ashtrey: My parent's Scion xB HP2BSQR

Sorry. You had it worse than my kid will.
/shudders to think of all of the Huey Lewis you were exposed to as a child. Have you been tested for brain damage?
 
2008-12-24 12:17:32 PM  
One state-issued plate I saw here in Michigan that always made me laugh:

6AY B08
 
2008-12-24 12:18:20 PM  
My buddy has a plate that took me forever to figure out:
SOFKNEZ
 
2008-12-24 12:19:10 PM  
jalopnik.com


Best ever.
 
2008-12-24 12:19:29 PM  
This confirms VW owners are douches.
 
2008-12-24 12:19:46 PM  
proser: One state-issued plate I saw here in Michigan that always made me laugh:

6AY B08


www.guzer.com
 
2008-12-24 12:19:50 PM  
Best one I ever read about in a Penthouse some 15 years back: BREAD-8. You have to translate it into Spanish.
 
2008-12-24 12:19:58 PM  
I see a lady all the time on my way to work here in Wisconsin. Her plate is : "FAVRE". Nothing funny/clever about it I am just really impressed that she actually has that Wisconsin plate.
 
2008-12-24 12:20:05 PM  
I remember when my grampa died we went to the funeral home and saw the undertakers car in the parking lot with the plate "IBURYU"
Thought that was clever.
/that is all
 
2008-12-24 12:20:24 PM  
I have UFIA pending in Wyoming.
\This will be sweet
 
2008-12-24 12:20:28 PM  
Spotted one in Louisiana years ago that I never quite got.

MDGTCM

Girlfriend at the time was convinced it meant "midget cum."
 
2008-12-24 12:20:36 PM  
img.photobucket.com
The "W" is for where.
 
2008-12-24 12:20:47 PM  
Took both of these. Somehow I don't think Mr BMW thought that one through. (or maybe he did)

img257.imageshack.us

img512.imageshack.us
 
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