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Pro Zack		2008-12-24 11:29:23 AM

here for a pee thread?

urine luck!

Trickinosis		2008-12-24 11:30:33 AM

Some people will pay good money to get "saturated".

/water sports FTL

bump		2008-12-24 11:30:46 AM

Whenever I eat Sugar Smacks, I can smell it in my pee.

phenn		2008-12-24 11:35:17 AM

Trickinosis: /water sports FTL

A dear friend of mine met a woman in an online chatroom (is there any other kind?).

She told him she was totally into water sports. He replied "Yeah, I LOVE to waterski."

She disappeared and he couldn't figure out why. When I told him what she was eluding to, he was so embarrassed that he never went into a chatroom again.

Funny boy.

mjoven1975		2008-12-24 11:35:29 AM

You've got to love the video to the right of the article. i44.photobucket.com

Big Beef Burrito		2008-12-24 11:35:46 AM

Well, subby, what would YOU do if some mouthy biatch said unkind things about your mother, and you happened to have a container of your own pee handy?

Total non-story, IMO.

/Yeah, I'm from Florida? So what?

Pair-o-Dice		2008-12-24 11:35:48 AM

"I want want to pee on you, drip drip drip"

bump		2008-12-24 11:37:49 AM

Chuck Berry and R Kelly approve of this thread

CowboyNinjaD		2008-12-24 11:38:36 AM

FTFA: Hamill told deputies he keeps his urine in a plastic container to avoid having to find a restroom

This should have been higher in the story, because the whole time I was reading the article, I kept thinking, why the hell did this guy have a container of his own piss?

fatal_exception		2008-12-24 11:41:18 AM

CowboyNinjaD: FTFA: Hamill told deputies he keeps his urine in a plastic container to avoid having to find a restroom

This should have been higher in the story, because the whole time I was reading the article, I kept thinking, why the hell did this guy have a container of his own piss?

To be honest, I didn't think that was enough of an explanation.

iamrobot		2008-12-24 11:42:12 AM

I kinda love this guy. He carries a container of his own urine because finding a restroom is too much of a hassle. And if you don't respect his contemptuous views about your mother, he will totally saturate your head with it.

DblDad		2008-12-24 11:42:52 AM

Paul Thomas Hamill, 43, has been charged with simple battery

Not so simple, considering that either:

A) He had a container of urine on hand, went to get it, and threw it on someone; or
B) He had an empty container on hand, paused to fill it with urine, and threw it on someone.

Geez, at least upgrade it to complex battery with some bonus points for the difficulty level.

phenn		2008-12-24 11:43:08 AM

CowboyNinjaD: I kept thinking, why the hell did this guy have a container of his own piss?

Liberation.

Walk around a crowded shopping mall with a urine specimen in clutched in your hand and you'll be delighted to observe how few people bump into you or ask to cut you at the register.

Bleeding from the eyeballs works as well if not better.

ULTRON 5		2008-12-24 11:46:21 AM

Urine alot of trou..........oh nevermind.

Harry Freakstorm		2008-12-24 11:49:38 AM

"I shot from the hip. I didn't take time to mullet over."

There's a jedi joke in there somewhere. The guy's last name, the jedi shirt. "Use the luke warm, Paul."

DblDad		2008-12-24 11:49:54 AM

Obligatory clip ^ of David Sedaris reading about the "Stadium Pal" on Letterman. Wet-your-pants hilarity will ensue.

CowboyNinjaD		2008-12-24 11:50:46 AM

The question is how are we going to get these two together?

media.tcpalm.com

Let us all bow our heads and pray to the Fark gods.

Prattle Assassin		2008-12-24 11:51:18 AM

When arguments at Florida gas stations escalate, urine~~'s sure to be involved~~ trouble.

FTFY

Savior Self		2008-12-24 11:51:53 AM

Wow....Urine to start, red wine to retailiate......this is an impressive news story.

missmez		2008-12-24 11:55:51 AM

Did Santa arrive early this year or what? This guy is the Henry Earl of crackers.

carrot		2008-12-24 12:01:27 PM

Pop bottle bomber unavailable for comment.

VanBurenBoys		2008-12-24 12:52:18 PM

byteman		2008-12-24 01:50:13 PM

bump: Whenever I eat Sugar Smacks, I can smell it in my pee.

lol wut?

Snargi		2008-12-24 03:56:48 PM

Hamill told deputies he keeps his urine in a plastic container to avoid having to find a restroom, according to the report.

Must be a trucker.

ChicagoJohn		2008-12-24 06:38:55 PM

iamrobot: I kinda love this guy. He carries a container of his own urine because finding a restroom is too much of a hassle. And if you don't respect his contemptuous views about your mother, he will totally saturate your head with it.

LOL

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