Gamer Grrrl: Lady, guess what? Life's unfair and highschool kids suck. Your daughter will get over it. And this suit is so NOT going to make her popular at her new school...

/Was picked on a lot in jr high, and I got over it. Mostly.

Jr and high school are where you learn that life isn't fair, you don't always get what you want and that there are people that don't like you.

Parents seem to want to protect their kids from learning what will be viciously slammed in their faces upon entering the real world.

farkolepsy: As a former captain of my high school varsity cheerleading squad I'm kicking for this thread!
/Aviano High School, Italy
//Go Saints!

Pics or it didn't happen./

Bag of Hammers [TotalFark]
Get rid of High School Cheerleading and Football and the South as we know it would cease to exist.


And how would this be a bad thing?

/this link takes the chill out of a cold winter's night

We're gonna need more cheerleader pix, STAT!!

half-mad-genius: Bag of Hammers [TotalFark]
Get rid of High School Cheerleading and Football and the South as we know it would cease to exist.


And how would this be a bad thing?

**sigh**

Frivolous lawsuit, but any time a clique of cheerleaders gives themselves a nickname they always seem to be bad news beyond just being biatches.

Pair-o-Dice: We're gonna need more cheerleader pix, STAT!!



She's trying! Don't die on her, thread!

michaeld5: Step up men, Jesus Christ.

What does some guy named "Jesus" have to do with anything?

Did someone spill something?

Lady, trust me, your daughter is better off not making the squad. Cheerleaders are mainly good for two things: being the butt of jokes and being easy.

aggravatedmonkey

And I live in Georgia. That doesn't mean I like Georgia. Actually I am fine with the part of the country as far as geography goes. It's a lot of the folks I don't like.

At least I'm not in Florida.

Thank you George Carlin for the message below...

Something else I'm getting tired of in this country is all this stupid talk I have to listen to about children. That's all you hear about anymore, children: "Help the children, save the children, protect the children." You know what I say? F*** the children!

They're getting entirely too much attention. And I know what some of you are thinking: " Jesus, he's not going to attack children, is he?" Yes he is! He's going to attack children. And remember, this is Mr. Conductor talking; I know what I'm talking about.

And I also know that all you boring single dads and working moms, who think you're such f***ing heros, aren't gonna like this, but somebody's gotta tell you for your own good: your children are overrated and overvalued, and you've turned them into little cult objects. You have a child fetish, and it's not healthy. And don't give me all that weak shiat, "Well, I love my children." F*** you! Everybody loves their children; it doesn't make you special. : : : John Wayne Gacy loved his children. Yes, he did. That's not what I'm talking about. What I'm talking about is this constant, mindless yammering in the media, this neurotic fixation that suggests that somehow everything--everything--has to revolve around the lives of children. It's completely out of balance.

Listen, there are a couple of things about kids you have to remember. First of all, they're not all cute. In fact, if you look at 'em real close, most of them are rather unpleasant looking. And a lot of them don't smell too good either. The little ones in particular seem to have a kind of urine and sour-milk combination that I don't care for at all. Stay with me on this folks, the sooner you face it the better off your going to be.

Second, premise: not all chidren are smart and clever. Got that? Kids are like any other group of people: a few winners, a whole lot of losers! This country is filled with loser kids who simply...aren't...going anywhere! And there's nothing you can do about it, folks. Nothing! You can't save them all. You can't do it. You gotta let 'em go; you gotta cut 'em loose; you gotta stop over-protecting them, because your making 'em too soft.

Today's kids are way too soft. For one thing, there's too much emphasis on safety and safety equipment: childproof medicine bottles,fireproof pajamas, child restraints, car seats. And helmets! Bicycle, baseball, skateboard, scooter helmets. Kids have to wear helmets now for
everything but jerking off. Grown-ups have taken all the fun out of being a kid. What's happened is, these baby boomers, these soft, fruity baby boomers, have raised an entire generation of soft, fruity kids who aren't even allowed hazardous toys, for Chrissakes! What ever happened to natural selection? Survival of the fittest? The kid who swallows too many marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own. Simple stuff. Nature knows best!

Another bunch of ignorant bullshiat about your children: school uniforms. Bad theory! The idea that if kids wear uniforms to school, it helps keep order. Hey! Don't these schools do enough damage makin' all these children think alike? Now they're gonna get 'em to look alike, too? : : : And it's not even a new idea; I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand, because the narration was in German! But the uniforms looked beautiful. And the children did everything they were told and never questioned authority. Gee, I wonder why someone would want to put our children in uniforms. Can't imagine.

And one more item about children: this superstitous nonsense of blaming tobacco companies for kids who smoke. Listem! Kids don't smoke because a camel in sunglasses tells them to. They smoke for the same reasons adults do, because it's an enjoyable activity that relieves anxiety and depression. And you'd be anxious and depressed too if you had to put up with these pathetic, insecure, yuppie parents who enroll you in college before you've figured out which side of the playpen smells the worst and then fill you with Ritalin to get you in a mood they approve of, and drag you all over town in search of empty, meaningless structure: Little League, Cub Scouts, swimming, soccer, karate, piano, bagpipes, watercolors, witchcraft, glass blowing, and dildo practice. It's absurd. : : : They even have "play dates", for Christ sake! Playing is now done by appointment! But it's true. A lot of these striving, and parents are burning their kids out on structure. I think what every child needs and ought to have every day is two hours of daydreaming. Plain old daydreaming.

Turn off the internet, the CD-ROMS, and the computer games and let them stare at a tree for a couple of hours. Every now and then they actually come up with one of their own ideas. You want to know how to help your kids?

Leave them the f*** alone.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,395621,00.html is a better one.

It involves texas high school cheerleaders, duct tape, and a pool.

Tr0mBoNe: I'm going to need pics of the mother and daughter to see if this lawsuit is frivolous or not.

The aunt of the girl is Stacy Sanches. 1997 Playmate of the Year.

AliasUndercover: Sounds like Farmers Branch alright. Right next to Plano, and infected with craziness. Just not as rich as Plano.

It's Carrollton, just north of FB.

demonwolf04: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,395621,00.html is a better one.

It involves texas high school cheerleaders, duct tape, and a pool.

yeah, but no pics.

/-1

Cheerleaders. There is only one:

Got the hell beat out of me in HS for being a computer geek all the time. I thought I would make some HS sports team, be a star and have beautiful women fighting over who got to sleep with me. Reality time. Life sucks, get a helmet.

/I hope the mom is forced to pay all expenses she has created because of this fiasco.
//Kid needs to tell mom to GTFU and GTB (grow the fark up and go to bed)

And I thought it embarrassing when my mother, with the compulsory peck on the cheek, dropped me off at school each morning.

Dear mom,
After your crotch-dumpling graduates from HS it is never going to matter who she was in High School. She might get really fat and pop out 3 kids before the age of 25 or she might get a good education and become a good citizen of her community. Stop acting like a !@#$%^&*^%$#!!

p.s. By the way you are acting, I'm going to go ahead and assume that your crotch-fruit will have 3 kids by the age of 25 with 3 different men and turn into a fatty.


Sincerely,
Cowsspinach

caknuck: Britney Spear's Speculum: Dear Santa,

I want a Texas Tag for Christmas.

Sincerely,
Britney Spear's Speculum

DylanW: Does Fark need a Texas tag?

I've been lobbying years for this. But what do I know, I'm just some skinflint Liter. (Albeit an old-school skinflint Liter.)

And, here I am! Merry Christmas! Your wish is granted, long live Jombi.

And now, on with the hawt cheerleader pics...

NSFW lift

Just for the record... cracker trash and high school cheerleaders are synonymous in Texas. I would expect no less from the mother of said white trash.

If the mother isn't white... insert whatever race you want in there you racist bastard.

/is white...
//just for the record...

NSFW lift

NICE!

Tommy Moo 2008-12-23 04:30:56 PM
Gamer Grrrl: Lady, guess what? Life's unfair and highschool kids suck. Your daughter will get over it. And this suit is so NOT going to make her popular at her new school...

/Was picked on a lot in jr high, and I got over it. Mostly.

I disagree. Life is unfair and it is worth doing all we can to fight it every step of the way. There are ridiculous double standards in public schools. Pretty people and rich people get away with things that ugly or poor people would get suspended for all the time. This should not be so. It trains the wealthy and attractive to adopt an air of invincibility, which bears a cost to society later in life, when these spoiled, entitled brats enter the job market and ruin other people's hard work, or when they become trust fund brats who eat the world's food and give nothing back or gold-digging whores who marry successful men just long enough to take their houses out from under them.

If school administrators won't punish pretty girls because they secretly want to stick their dicks in them, they must be forced to punish them. The same standards must be applied to everyone, by force where necessary.

That is totally true!!! And I love every minute of it.

/Good looking and popular. Get away with a lot

Keep it alive!

Ashtrey: Keep it alive!


I like what you did there ashtray. I like it a lot. Carry on.

Pics of the cheer team in question.
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/Full O' Fugly

bartink: vegasj: ok, ok... the 2nd one is not a hand in crotch pic... but oh my.

Neither is the first. More like a fist to the pussy.

I never get tired of seeing that picture... Ha!

/Oh my!

S10Calade: Pics of the cheer team in question.
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/Full O' Fugly

Well....they are Texan.

S10Calade: Pics of the cheer team in question.
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/Full O' Fugly

That, boy, is what we call the south end of a north bound horse.

S10Calade: Pics of the cheer team in question.
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I'm not clicking. I refuse to be let down by reality.

/la la la
//i'm not listening

Pincy: Cheerleaders are mainly good for two things: being the butt of jokes and being easy being stupid and slutty.

Which is pretty much what you said, just less PC.

S10Calade: Pics of the cheer team in question.
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/Full O' Fugly

Anyone see the look on the face of the guy with the megaphone?

WTF?

Timmy the Tumor
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I second that...


there is, however, a link to "sign their guestbook"

hint hint, nudge nudge

I wonder what the reaction would be if I provided them with the link to this thread.

/Hilarity gets sued?

rppp01a: S10Calade: Pics of the cheer team in question.
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/Full O' Fugly

That, boy, is what we call the south end of a north bound horse.

looks like a bunch o' retards

farm machine: The daughter is probably over it all ready.

You've never had a teenage daughter, have you? They don't get over anything.

S10Calade: Timmy the Tumor
S10Calade: Pics of the cheer team in question.
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I second that...


there is, however, a link to "sign their guestbook"

hint hint, nudge nudge

I wonder what the reaction would be if I provided them with the link to this thread.

/Hilarity gets sued?

Allow me...

S10Calade: Pics of the cheer team in question.
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/Full O' Fugly

yeah... but in all fairness... its pretty easy to spot the 6 in question. While I agree that there is alot of ugly on that team, my bet is the 6 right around the middle are the "6 Pack" in question.

Oh look, that shutterbug page has a carwash album.

Your ticket to hell (new window)

blazemongr: farm machine: The daughter is probably over it all ready.

You've never had a teenage daughter, have you? They don't get over anything.

This is the truth. I did not attend my daughters sweet 16 bday (for many reasons- one of which was that it was at her mom's house) and she can't/won't let go of it. I won't apologize and she won't talk to me. I gave her gifts. I gave her a cake. I wished her happy bday. Simply because I didn't show up, she's 'punishing' me. Meh. Her loss. She'll get over it.

rppp01a: blazemongr: farm machine: The daughter is probably over it all ready.

You've never had a teenage daughter, have you? They don't get over anything.

This is the truth. I did not attend my daughters sweet 16 bday (for many reasons- one of which was that it was at her mom's house) and she can't/won't let go of it. I won't apologize and she won't talk to me. I gave her gifts. I gave her a cake. I wished her happy bday. Simply because I didn't show up, she's 'punishing' me. Meh. Her loss. She'll get over it.

Why won't you apologize?

Does your refusal to apologize suggest any defect of character on your part?

Damn you Ashtrey! Now I feel sullied....think I'll go look at it again.....