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(The PLF)   NYC Farkers: You're invited to the Porno Liberation Front's first event   (corporatemofo.com) divider line 41
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2003-01-17 05:14:44 PM
Forget about the stupid Porno Liberation Front, join the Liberation Porno Front.

no i didn't RTA
 
2003-01-17 06:41:39 PM
Splitter!
 
2003-01-18 02:58:12 AM
I'm not affiliated with this agency.
 
2003-01-18 07:39:13 AM
yawn
 
2003-01-18 07:40:39 AM
Ohh, cutting edge activism!

Showing a porno at a theatre!
 
2003-01-18 07:42:28 AM
 
2003-01-18 08:18:16 AM
Good Job Autopr0n.. got your link off /. a while back.
 
2003-01-18 08:41:46 AM
Wonder if Autopr0n knows where some of this 'porno' can be found?
 
2003-01-18 08:44:21 AM
i cant kill kittens w/ other people watching
 
2003-01-18 08:51:11 AM
Who´s Porno and why is he jailed? Free Porno!
 
2003-01-18 08:53:43 AM
The Porno Liberation Front is a guerilla group of artists, writers, and free-range intellectuals

When someone describes themselves as some kind of intellectual, I've found that they usually aren't. And even when they are, describing themselves as a "__________ intellectual" more often than not shows a deep sense of insecurity.

/ curmudgeonly intellectual
 
2003-01-18 09:02:57 AM

I'm involved in this group, and I want to make it very clear, all this intellectual stuff is just a cover story so we can show porn! I swear! We had to make it sound educational or else they'd put us in jail.

A few months ago I thought it be fun to get a group of people together and go see a porno in a theatre. I have never seen one outside of my home.

Imagine my dismay when I found out there was nary a porn theatre open anywhere in New York City!

And the PLF was born!

 
2003-01-18 09:23:21 AM
Hmmm, a hacker, a fan of porn, a TV star, a beautiful woman...so when are you gonna clone yourself Abby?

Sorry Abby, they took out all the porn theatres to clean up New York. This left a vacuum(sp?, glad I didn't say 'gap')for some enterprising people to 'fill'.

Hey, if it means more porn, you have Fark's full support.

Not to be off topic, but how did the job thing go?
 
2003-01-18 09:38:39 AM

Not to be off topic, but how did the job thing go?

Well, I haven't been fired yet. I am supposed to have a meeting with HR, but they kepp putting it off.

I had another encounter with the biatches in question, This time they overheard me telling a co-worker that I had my walkman turned up loud to drown out the chatting, which I find distracting. They assumed (rightly so, I confess) that I ment them and starting yelling at me again, this time they called mr a racist to my face (still not sure why), but refused to tell me what I'd done or said that was racist.

Mean while, work is so depressing, there is no more laughing or joking, eveyones afraid to say anyting for fear of being the next target.

I'm going to make their lives hell. I may quit soon, I may have a better job, but I'm feeling rather petty.

I hate people who use racism as an excuse to be racist.

 
2003-01-18 10:04:42 AM
Splitters? Strippers!
 
2003-01-18 10:27:13 AM
That is gonna be one creepy party... not that i'm saying that only creepy people look at porn, but probably only creepy people would go to a porn party.
 
2003-01-18 10:33:19 AM
Im taking the next flight out of here. I want to see porn with a bunch of smart freaks. ill bring my chicken with me.
 
2003-01-18 11:28:21 AM
Ah yes, watching porn with a group of people ... I remember back in my hometown there was this one bar that had a very long tradition (40+ yrs) of discreetly showing porn every Thanksgiving morning. The mamm ... er, the memories ...
 
2003-01-18 11:43:00 AM
I was with you up until this: "public display of explicit materials, is both psychologically healthy and necessary to a free society" WTF? So your dream world is one where you're walking down the street with your grandma and...hey! Look in that store window! Look up on that billboard! Look on that telephone pole! Porno. Porno, porno, porno. Sick farks. And the free society bit? I'm pretty sure that when our grandfathers landed at Normandy they weren't fighting for porno. Idiots.
 
2003-01-18 12:14:44 PM
I_protect_america: We don't mean on the street! But what's wrong with in a theatre? Hell, Why can't I see boobies on tv? It's silly!
 
2003-01-18 12:17:41 PM
Autopr0n is my hero, and I_protect_america obviously doesn't understand freedom of speech. But hey. What's a grunt to do? Buy a dictionary and start educating themselves?
 
2003-01-18 12:20:40 PM
PLF?....That sounds a lot like the PLO...

 
2003-01-18 12:25:04 PM
Damn, I need to join
 
2003-01-18 12:26:26 PM
 
2003-01-18 12:52:30 PM
Abby: Sounds like your workplace has become more like a support group, or maybe lunchroom in middle school.
 
2003-01-18 12:53:18 PM
Will you be making pornos in college libraries too?
 
2003-01-18 12:58:33 PM
I_Protect_America...who protects you from irony?

Why is it always the people who don't understand anything are always the ones who wanna call the shots?
 
2003-01-18 12:59:28 PM
Dev2r: Been done already.
 
2003-01-18 01:13:22 PM
Abby: w00t! Can I get one of those ... PLF propaganda material?
 
2003-01-18 01:18:05 PM
Is the PLF anything like the KLF from the 80s?

"It's 3 am...3 am...3am...for porn-o-o-o-o-"
"PLF is gonna cock ya!"

/bound for Mu Mu land
 
2003-01-18 01:29:47 PM
Autopr0n
Nice Site. It would be great if we could sort posts by ratings. :)
 
2003-01-18 01:54:12 PM
AbbyNormal: You should call them racist-sexists. That's like the triple dog dare; you you trap your enemy like a rat in a corner.
 
2003-01-18 02:09:12 PM
I'm gonna say it's because I'm a jewish cuban!!! No me van a coger de mango bajito!
 
2003-01-18 02:16:20 PM
Take a picture of two people killing each other in a war, you might win the pulitzer prize. Take a picture of two people having sex, you might be sent to prison. The people who made these rules might want to write an new bible that says, "Thou shall kill," and "Thou shall not be fruitful or multiply, nor shall thou fill the world with your offspring."
 
2003-01-18 02:33:41 PM
I output my porn to the tv in the living room sometimes. We could have it at my place.
 
2003-01-18 03:08:53 PM
What happened to the Popular Peoples Porno Liberation Front?
 
2003-01-18 03:14:58 PM
Man_With_No_Name: We want nothing to do with those splitters!!!
 
2003-01-18 04:12:01 PM
The_Pole_Of_Justice
Why is it always the people who don't understand anything are always the ones who wanna call the shots?

Because fools refuse to know their limits.
 
2003-01-18 05:20:37 PM
Yeah, the orgional name of the PLO was the PLF, Palistinean Lib Front.

I've noticed a preponderance of hot chicks on fark lately. AbbyNormal, candypants, etc. This is a good thing.
 
2003-01-18 05:40:49 PM
Hot Moi? I was just told I was an ugly biker chick on another thread! I'm so hurt! :-)
 
2003-01-18 06:05:47 PM
Abby, who is this judgemental arrogant punk? Biker chick, cool, ugly...not by a longshot. Obviously haven't seen your pics or the TechTv special. Besides, could they pull you...no. That fact just pisses them off.

Remember, no matter how good you look, someones not gonna like you. Also remember, if they're not paying your bills or buying you TotalFark, their opinion shouldn't affect you. Know that many others think you are smoking hot.

As for you females at work...I have some comments:
How they practice to keep their job...
For the Abby hater and her 'whore' co-workers...
Each time you see them think of this...
Quick simple and to the point...

Hang in there, we're with you.
 
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