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(Daily Mail)   Woman goes to hospital for stomach pain and gives birth to the biggest cramp she's ever had: "It didn't click until I got to the hospital and I felt the head"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 171
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2008-12-23 11:22:11 AM
I understand they have a cure for that.

forthardknox.com
 
2008-12-23 11:27:40 AM
Ho, ho, ho...So-lo.
 
2008-12-23 11:28:40 AM
I worked with a girl years ago who had this happen but she was only 14 at the time and really didn't have a clue. She passed out in the shower and woke up the next day and they were like, "Here's your baby." She never really figured it out either from what I saw of her.
 
2008-12-23 11:31:39 AM
Forgive me for generalizing, but this can only happen to tremendously fat women, right?

right?
 
2008-12-23 11:35:51 AM
I had a big fat biatch of a co-worker a few years ago, who called in sick one morning. Later she came by to speak with the boss, and she had a dead baby in her car.

She'd been feeling a bit under the weather for a few days, and supposedly did not know she was pregnant until the previous night when she was taking a bath, and suddenly, plop, there it was.
 
2008-12-23 11:38:50 AM
Woman Complete moran goes to hospital for stomach pain and gives birth to the biggest cramp she's ever had: "It didn't click until I got to the hospital and I felt the head"

FTFY
 
2008-12-23 11:59:10 AM
"It didn't click until I got to the hospital and I felt the head"

www.synthtopia.com
 
2008-12-23 12:09:34 PM
Happens at least once a month in my sister's emergency room. Of course, that was in Maryland.
 
2008-12-23 12:13:36 PM
This happened to a couple I knew not long ago. She was a little bigger than average, but nowhere near as big as most of the women this happens to.

I felt bad for them and their kid b/c they were some hard partying people and she didn't find out until she was 8 months along. Which basically meant she'd been smoking and drinking for 8 months while she was pregnant. As far as I know, the baby is healthy though.
 
2008-12-23 12:19:53 PM
veedeevadeevoodee: "It didn't click until I got to the hospital and I felt the head"

I'm pretty sure I'm about to break my arm. Where is she?
 
2008-12-23 12:36:07 PM
Poop thread?
 
2008-12-23 01:21:39 PM
how is babby formed?
 
2008-12-23 01:54:51 PM
I'd like to feel some head with a nurse, myself.
 
2008-12-23 01:55:49 PM
Well I'M surprised she got pregnant.
 
2008-12-23 01:56:02 PM
darkhorse23: Happens at least once a month in my sister's emergency room. Of course, that was in Maryland.

Are those cases of women not knowing they are pregnant or ones that can't afford health care?
 
2008-12-23 01:56:04 PM
why does this always happen to british people?
 
2008-12-23 01:56:47 PM
Me? Pregnant?

weblogs.newsday.com
 
2008-12-23 01:57:16 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: how is babby formed?

We need to do way with instain mother who kill their babby becuase babby can't figth back?
 
2008-12-23 01:58:07 PM
In fairness, she was still getting periods according to the article.
 
2008-12-23 01:58:24 PM
Humean_Nature: Forgive me for generalizing, but this can only happen to tremendously fat women, right?

right?


There was a story a while ago here on Fark, a highschool girl who played Basketball(good shape, obviously) finished a game, went to the hospital and gave birth. The headline was pretty good, but damned if I'm going to search back through the farkives for that long ago.
 
2008-12-23 01:59:19 PM
Ah, fat chicks, what else are they hiding in there?

Where are the thin chicks commenting on how there's no way a woman can't know she's pregnant??

images.inmagine.com
 
2008-12-23 02:00:08 PM
lelio: darkhorse23: Happens at least once a month in my sister's emergency room. Of course, that was in Maryland.

Are those cases of women not knowing they are pregnant or ones that can't afford health care?


This. "i didn't know i was pregnant" either means "I don't want the kid and was in denial" or "I didn't get any medical analysis over the last 9 months, don't ask me why".
 
2008-12-23 02:00:58 PM
I will never understand these people. Maybe this will be the kick in the ass she needs to lose that weight.
 
2008-12-23 02:03:24 PM
Surprise baby!

Baby ? In my vagina ? It's more likely than you think!
 
2008-12-23 02:03:43 PM
Man, that dudes gonna be pissed when he finds out his wife was farking around on him. Didn't know she was pregnant... I highly doubt that. He should have a paternity test performed...
 
2008-12-23 02:03:48 PM
veedeevadeevoodee: "It didn't click until I got to the hospital and I felt the head"

Go on...
 
2008-12-23 02:06:25 PM
It's supposed to click when someone feels the head?

Either I'm doing it wrong or something is terribly wrong with me.
 
2008-12-23 02:08:00 PM
How'd I know this would end up on Fark?!
 
2008-12-23 02:10:35 PM
michaeld5 2008-12-23 01:59:19 PM Ah, fat chicks, what else are they hiding in there? Where are the thin chicks commenting on how there's no way a woman can't know she's pregnant??
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Referring to someone's post from another thread: How can you NOT notice 8 or 9 months of missed periods?
 
2008-12-23 02:11:28 PM
She has two other kids. That means that someone has farked her at least three times. I'm surprised because she farking hideous.
 
2008-12-23 02:11:56 PM
figured she was a fat ass.

looks dumb to boot.

poor kid, where's Darwin when you need him?
 
2008-12-23 02:13:31 PM
jake3988: michaeld5 2008-12-23 01:59:19 PM Ah, fat chicks, what else are they hiding in there? Where are the thin chicks commenting on how there's no way a woman can't know she's pregnant??
========================

Referring to someone's post from another thread: How can you NOT notice 8 or 9 months of missed periods?



No shait. She should have thought something was up, regardless of if she thought she was preggers. It could be cysts or endometriosis or plenty of other things. If I miss a period I go to the doctor
 
2008-12-23 02:13:56 PM
It's a va-ja-ja, not a clown car.
 
2008-12-23 02:15:30 PM
I bet the night that kid was concieved was full of bourbon and snack cakes.
 
2008-12-23 02:15:45 PM
"I am still in shock. I just don't know what to say."

"Lose some weight?"
 
2008-12-23 02:16:02 PM
Sin_City_Superhero
She has two other kids. That means that someone has farked her at least three times. I'm surprised because she farking hideous.

She's really not hideous. She's overweight and fairly average. Carrot Top is hideous. And people fark dogs, for fark's sake. Are you really surprised that someone, somewhere would find her sexually attractive, or at least available?
 
2008-12-23 02:16:45 PM
Another one of these? Wasn't it just last week or so that a similar story passed involving another British woman's "sneak-attack" birth? If I recall correctly, she rode a rollercoaster and had to give birth afterwards...

Yeah, right. Didn't know you were pregnant.
 
2008-12-23 02:17:19 PM
Well. So much for prenatal care.

/fat whore... FAT WHORE... FAT WHORE!
 
2008-12-23 02:18:03 PM
Sin_City_Superhero: She has two other kids. That means that someone has farked her at least three times. I'm surprised because she farking hideous.

Why do you think British men drink so much?

After three or four pints you go "ah then again, why not?"
 
2008-12-23 02:18:15 PM
This doesn't make sense to me. I knew I was pregnant with my second kid when it was too soon to even take a pregnancy test. I was in the grocery store, saw those whole roasted chickens in the deli and they looked absolutely delicious. I bought one, took it home, and ate every bit of white meat off of it for lunch. Then I sat back and thought, that was a weird thing to do. Something is going on...
 
2008-12-23 02:18:20 PM
jake3988: Referring to someone's post from another thread: How can you NOT notice 8 or 9 months of missed periods?

RTFA...it says she just finished her period...I guess some women keep having periods even when they are preggers.
 
2008-12-23 02:18:42 PM
the_rev: she had a dead baby in her car.
had a dead baby
dead baby
dead

...Okay, you're going to have to tell us about how the police hauled her away at work.

I hope. I already don't get the fact that you could not know you're pregnant, but the leaving the baby to die shiat pisses me off.

In more lighthearted news: Why am I not surprised when I look at the picture of the mother? Yeah, I read the thread, but even if I hadn't, I probably wouldn't have been surprised anyway.

Hopefully, the baby's all right. That's light for a full-term, isn't it? (Generally, babies are 7-8 pounds, right?)
 
2008-12-23 02:19:19 PM
"It didn't click until I got to the hospital and I felt the head"

Dear Penthouse...
 
2008-12-23 02:19:47 PM
there is a way to prevent shiat like this you know.

www.topnews.in
 
2008-12-23 02:20:20 PM
Get that, would you, Deidre?
 
2008-12-23 02:21:01 PM
Ashtrey: Well I'M surprised she got pregnant.

It may have been an immaculate conception, but more likely some dirt-bag got fatty-farking drunk.
 
2008-12-23 02:21:28 PM
darkhorse23: Happens at least once a month in my sister's emergency room. Of course, that was in Maryland.

I've only seen it one time so far in my ER ... 15 year old with stomach pain. We needed a urine sample so she went to go pee, came out of the bathroom and said she 'felt hair down there where there usually wasn't any.' Needless to say about 15 mins later we had a lovely but unexpected package!
 
2008-12-23 02:21:58 PM
hotter than the ads: Sin_City_Superhero
She has two other kids. That means that someone has farked her at least three times. I'm surprised because she farking hideous.

She's really not hideous. She's grossely overweight and fairly average for a saint bernard. Carrot Top is hideous. And people fark dogs, for fark's sake. Are you really surprised that someone, somewhere would find her sexually attractive, or at least available?


FIFY
 
2008-12-23 02:22:25 PM
BravoEcho:
I bet the night that kid was concieved was full of bourbon and snack cakes cocaine.

and lots of it I'm sure
 
2008-12-23 02:24:16 PM
If you suddenly give birth and didn't even know you were pregnant,...you might be a fat redneck. You gotta wonder what the dad looks like to lay down with a chick that damn fat.
 
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