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(Examiner)   Chuck E. Cheese's - Where a kid can play with discarded condoms   (baltimoreexaminer.com) divider line 103
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2008-12-22 05:45:50 PM
Yeah, because Ol Chucky the pimpled bus boy can be on top of everything that some kid brings into the tubes. Some people are real jack offs.
 
2008-12-22 06:46:49 PM
I never got to have a discarded condom. Those things were like 500 tickets.
 
2008-12-22 06:51:04 PM
Worst tasting chewing gum ever.

The mom that says this incident ruined the whole party doesn't understand that she's the one that ruined it by pitching a farking shiatfit over the whole thing. Good job, mommy.
 
2008-12-22 07:02:29 PM
Gotta be tastier than their food, right?
 
2008-12-22 07:02:54 PM
Chuck E. Cheese's freaked me out when I was a kid.

Those motorized animals -- the type of thing bad dreams are made of.
 
2008-12-22 07:03:27 PM
Gez subby you act like you have never played Whac-a-mole in the ball pit.
 
2008-12-22 07:05:01 PM
images.zap2it.com
Please, don't let me me eat "not meat" again...
 
2008-12-22 07:05:40 PM
that doesn't fit the slogan meter / scheme subby. Try harder next time, please.
 
2008-12-22 07:05:45 PM
I remember diving into those ball pits as a child. In retrospect, I shudder to think of the various bodily fluids and material that must've saturated the bottom.
 
2008-12-22 07:06:22 PM
Brenda Holloway, a company spokeswoman, said employees followed the appropriate guidelines for dealing with such incidents. She said she could not comment on the allegations of lying.

what--there is a guideline on what to do when you find a condom at chuck's?

and is it detailed as to where they find it and are told what to do depending on the placement of said condom?????
 
2008-12-22 07:07:48 PM
Royale With Chees

Those motorized animals -- the type of thing bad dreams are made of.

No way, the Rockafire Explosion was cool! Gotta love an all-robot house band.
 
2008-12-22 07:08:02 PM
Boo hoo hoo. Poor little snowflake. It didn't ruin the party. The kid is friggin FOUR YEARS OLD. Get over it. It's not like he knew what it was anyway. It was an accident. Just take the dang condom away and toss it into the trash. Wash the kid's hands. Don't flip out and let it ruin your day.
 
2008-12-22 07:08:35 PM
It was unused...

Your precious snowflake won't get the AIDS.

Hover Mothers.. sheesh.

/Never went in the balls at CC
//Worked at CC once
///Got Fired
 
2008-12-22 07:08:52 PM
Side note:

"...when Braerman heard about the condom, she immediately inquired to workers at the restaurant..."

That's being mighty generous, isn't it?
 
2008-12-22 07:09:12 PM
I thought it was company policy to discard used condoms in the trash after fornicating in the ball pit? Someone isn't getting an extended lunch break this week.
 
2008-12-22 07:09:37 PM
in other news ADULTS: banned from all cheeze mazes for... *WAHHHH*
 
2008-12-22 07:10:52 PM
"The telling feature is that apparently this condom was unused," he said.

Yeah, technically it's a discarded condom, but nice try Subby.
 
2008-12-22 07:11:01 PM
The Rockafire Explosion movie trailer

All animatronic!
All the time.
 
2008-12-22 07:11:04 PM
it's just kids being kids lighten up francis.
 
2008-12-22 07:11:35 PM
Keeping with the meter...

Where a kid can play with jizz!
 
2008-12-22 07:12:05 PM
My first job was the mouse at Chuck E Cheese's. From how this mother was described in the article, it brought back fond memories of stupid Soccer Moms/Hockey Moms/Whatever you want to call them Moms/ with their spoiled little ginger brats.
 
2008-12-22 07:13:16 PM
Pushing "Chuck E. Cheese condom" into my trusty anagram generator yields:

CONCEDE! HECK, CUM SHOE!
or
CHECK COED! CUM SEEN! OH...
or
CHECK ONCE, CUM SEED HO!
 
2008-12-22 07:14:12 PM
I used to work in an arcade at a Nathan's. One day there was a condom on the giant animatronic elephant's hand.

It's just some a prank by an asshole sixteen year old. Nothing to get in a hissy fit over.
 
2008-12-22 07:16:58 PM
WFern: I remember diving into those ball pits as a child. In retrospect, I shudder to think of the various bodily fluids and material that must've saturated the bottom.

We always refer to it as the "Ball-and-disease pit."
 
2008-12-22 07:16:58 PM
"When I hear 'condom' and '4-year-old' in the same sentence, I have a problem right there," said Linda Braerman, whose son was having another birthday party at the eatery.

I bet that problem is excess moisture you sick biatch!
 
2008-12-22 07:19:20 PM
"When I hear 'condom' and '4-year-old' in the same sentence, I have a problem right there," said Linda Braerman

Problem? I just call that a good night.
 
2008-12-22 07:19:38 PM
studebaker hoch: Royale With Chees

Those motorized animals -- the type of thing bad dreams are made of.

No way, the Rockafire Explosion was cool! Gotta love an all-robot house band.


It was good until they started plaguing me hopes 'n dreams.
 
2008-12-22 07:20:02 PM
Ashtrey: "When I hear 'condom' and '4-year-old' in the same sentence, I have a problem right there," said Linda Braerman, whose son was having another birthday party at the eatery.

She'd rather have bareback?
 
2008-12-22 07:21:32 PM
Okay, who left the pink rubber dildo on top of the Whack-A-Mole?
 
2008-12-22 07:23:53 PM
Unavailable for comment?

img407.imageshack.us
 
2008-12-22 07:24:24 PM
and a parent told her that another child was seen blowing it up - as if it were a balloon.

OK, that's just funny.
 
2008-12-22 07:27:38 PM
HaywoodJablonski: Keeping with the meter...

Where a kid can play with jizz!


thank you! lol
 
2008-12-22 07:27:47 PM
DblDad: We always refer to it as the "Ball-and-disease pit."

As I once said to my (now ex) wife:
Do our kids ever have leaky diapers?
'yeah, it happens'
Do you think other kids might have a leaky diaper once in a while?
'ooohhhh'

Right. No ball pits. Ever.
 
2008-12-22 07:28:12 PM
I remember a few years ago there was a few syringes found at a McDonalds ball pit. Turned out it was an ex-employee all pissy about being fired. I'm thinking this is the same sort of thing because nothing freaks out parents more than drugs and sex near their toddlers.
 
2008-12-22 07:30:08 PM
skinink: Okay, who left the pink rubber dildo on top of the Whack-A-Mole?

My bad, I thought it was whack a hole...
 
2008-12-22 07:31:07 PM
So...the kids can roll around in a scummy pit of tubes or balls that other kids have drooled, sneezed, coughed, and everything else in, but freak out when a sterile condom opened from a sealed package shows up?


/yeah, I know. A little long-winded.
 
2008-12-22 07:33:39 PM
You think the pizza is overpriced wait till you check out their condom dispenser.
 
2008-12-22 07:34:37 PM
The mother should have used one of those, four years and 9 months ago.
 
2008-12-22 07:38:33 PM
"vabeard said

So...the kids can roll around in a scummy pit of tubes or balls that other kids have drooled, sneezed, coughed, and everything else in, but freak out when a sterile condom opened from a sealed package shows up?"



THIS. I can't even imagine how nasty those play areas are. Little kids are like sugar-fueled bioweapons.
 
2008-12-22 07:38:50 PM
I used to work in Chuck E. Cheese over twenty years ago... There was this one time that a kid barfed in the ball crawl and we had to empty out all the balls, sanitize it, whatever else...

Still makes me shudder thinking about half the stuff we found there. I think probably one of the worst things was a used diaper that must have been in there for at least a month.

And no, I've never let my kid play in one of those after that.
 
2008-12-22 07:39:46 PM
Although my buddy did catch two homeless people farking in the ball pit at a Burger King in SE Mass.
 
2008-12-22 07:40:30 PM
mizrynnietee: I used to work in Chuck E. Cheese over twenty years ago... There was this one time that a kid barfed in the ball crawl and we had to empty out all the balls, sanitize it, whatever else...

Still makes me shudder thinking about half the stuff we found there. I think probably one of the worst things was a used diaper that must have been in there for at least a month.

And no, I've never let my kid play in one of those after that.


That long ago I remember it being called Showbiz Pizza.
 
2008-12-22 07:45:08 PM
Solid State Vittles: Worst tasting chewing gum ever.

The mom that says this incident ruined the whole party doesn't understand that she's the one that ruined it by pitching a farking shiatfit over the whole thing. Good job, mommy.


That's a typical mother in this day and age for ya.
 
2008-12-22 07:47:32 PM
aaeko: My first job was the mouse at Chuck E Cheese's. From how this mother was described in the article, it brought back fond memories of stupid Soccer Moms/Hockey Moms/Whatever you want to call them Moms/ with their spoiled little ginger brats.

As a hockey mom, I want to point out that I have been told the exact opposite - I'm too mean. I figure if a 9 year old kid thinks getting bashed into a wall by another kid with a big stick is the epitome of weekend fun, then he needs to STFU and deal. Spoiled, yes. Brat, no.

And there is not many location less sexually stimulating than Chuck E Cheese - it's like 3 dimensional birth control world. I cannot fathom why anyone would need to take a condom...
 
2008-12-22 07:47:47 PM
I really don't understand how Chuck E. Cheese hasn't gone out of business yet. Then I go to Wal-Mart and wonder no more.
 
2008-12-22 07:49:01 PM
This is probably the best thing that ever happened to these people. Now, they can whine on TV about how "outraged" they are, and of course sue for 20 million in "damages" so their fat little kid can buy his way through school.
 
2008-12-22 07:52:16 PM
I've always wanted to fark in a ballpit. Maybe this mother needs a good fark. I'm going to give her a call.

/aisle seat, please
 
2008-12-22 07:57:17 PM
khyberkitsune: That long ago I remember it being called Showbiz Pizza.

Or (reaching back into the fuzzy braincells) ShowTime pizza.
 
2008-12-22 07:57:37 PM
The things people put on their pizzas these days.
 
2008-12-22 08:02:57 PM
Chris Griffin: [holding a rubber condom ] Hey, Dad, they even got games in the bathroom! Look, I won a balloon!
 
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