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(The Sun)   38-year-old woman hasn't seen her 18-year-old son for 14 years, finds him on social networking site. So they do the only logical thing and sleep with each other   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 221
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2008-12-20 05:26:34 AM
Mom?
 
2008-12-20 05:39:59 AM
Who rated us out?
 
2008-12-20 05:45:26 AM
Whore much?
Wait, this was a farker wasn't it?
 
2008-12-20 05:53:30 AM
gross.

but can I just say I love the british press. They don't even try to hide that this is meant to horn people up.

but gross.
 
2008-12-20 05:55:57 AM
Roook: They don't even try to hide that this is meant to horn people up.

It's no Daily Sport, but yeah.
 
2008-12-20 06:15:40 AM
The TF threads about discovering a woman sleeping with her son still rank as among the most epic and amusing i've ever read.
 
2008-12-20 06:18:39 AM
RabidDog: Roook: They don't even try to hide that this is meant to horn people up.

It's no Daily Sport, but yeah.


Good show, old boy! +1
 
2008-12-20 06:29:17 AM
What's with the doll she's holding?
 
2008-12-20 06:54:16 AM
he figured he came out of that womb and just wanted to go back in.
 
2008-12-20 07:24:37 AM
The family that lays together stays together?
 
2008-12-20 07:49:30 AM
DammitIForgotMyLogin: The TF threads about discovering a woman sleeping with her son still rank as among the most epic and amusing i've ever read.

Fortunately, SpaceyCat (^) has cataloged them, but alas they're deleted.

/EIP
 
2008-12-20 07:55:14 AM
This thread does not need anymore incest.

Limit reached.
 
2008-12-20 08:01:57 AM
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww please make me unread that eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
2008-12-20 08:05:10 AM
I really wish I did not start my first morning of vacation reading that. Yeesh.
 
2008-12-20 08:32:45 AM
flaEsq: The family that lays together stays together?

Assuredly. Vice is nice, but incest is best.

And the hubby - who has several tattoos of his wife's name on his body - said he had no idea their bond was anything other than totally innocent.

"There it is - right among the Js!"
 
2008-12-20 09:01:18 AM
ick
 
2008-12-20 09:01:41 AM
Wow I haven't even had a full cup of coffee yet. Crazy shiat.
 
2008-12-20 09:03:14 AM
Ew hew hew
 
2008-12-20 09:04:26 AM
Anyone who uses the words "squaddie" and "missus" in a newspaper story should be retroactively expelled from j-school. Such language is the hallmark of a hypocritically-tittilatory, racist yellow-journalism tabloid rag with no redeeming features.
 
2008-12-20 09:07:17 AM
This really isn't unprecedented.

www.nerve.com
 
2008-12-20 09:07:49 AM
Interesting... I could see how this could happen. The son had been disconnected from the family for 14 years, since he was 4 years old. They meet up again & everyone feels they should have a family bond, but really no bond exists anymore. He's just a stranger to the mom, but one she feels obligated to love. At that point, the lonely housewife thing kicks in, and Bob's your uncle.
 
2008-12-20 09:07:54 AM
"I don't think we'll get into any trouble over this because it's just not true."

Even if this woman is being honest, she's naive to the point of utter stupidity if she actually believes this.
 
2008-12-20 09:07:55 AM
it's not her fault, he was a student of leykis 101
 
2008-12-20 09:08:04 AM
That is some rancid shiat right there. A little part of me died after reading that.

/Would not hit.
//DO NOT WANT!
///EWW!
////Slashies barf'd, too.
 
2008-12-20 09:08:06 AM
i173.photobucket.com

This is my favorite part of the article. Like, what is this picture supposed to accomplish? At least the first one with the mother and son gave some context. This is just a headshot, but with the face blurred out. Why the fark would you throw that into the story?
 
2008-12-20 09:08:34 AM
FTFA: It was only four months ago that they finally made contact again through the social networking website Bebo.

You may not know what Bebo means, or maybe you've forgotten. It's just the tiny hippo way of saying belly button.
 
2008-12-20 09:10:12 AM
Doesn't seem mentally stable to me. Banging her son and she walks around with a naked doll.

o...k.....
 
2008-12-20 09:10:41 AM
Distorted pictures eh? Really? I mean...the picture with the baby doll maybe....but the husband?

Thank you Sun.
 
2008-12-20 09:11:36 AM
Is it me, or has the UK seem to be becoming as rednecky as the Alabama as of late?
 
2008-12-20 09:11:53 AM
St_Francis_P: "There it is - right among the Js!"

img115.imageshack.us
 
2008-12-20 09:12:48 AM
But is she hot?
 
2008-12-20 09:13:26 AM
Whew-I was worried she was his teacher!
 
2008-12-20 09:13:35 AM
No Such Agency:

Anyone who uses the words "squaddie" and "missus" in a newspaper story should be retroactively expelled from j-school. Such language is the hallmark of a hypocritically-tittilatory, racist yellow-journalism tabloid rag with no redeeming features.

Lighten up francis your stating the obvious and your sexist for using the word tit.
They are called mammary glands.
He said tit.
hehehe.
 
2008-12-20 09:13:55 AM
FredaDeStilleto: What's with the doll she's holding?

Same thing I want to know. CPR, midget fetish,simulated breast feeding? Where the fark does the doll come into play here?
 
2008-12-20 09:14:30 AM
I call total bs. The interview with the husband is way to detailed to be real. It's kinda like that one story of the brother and sister who got married because they were adopted and didn't know they were brother and sister. That turned out to be a fake story to push releasing adoption records.
 
2008-12-20 09:15:35 AM
They should move to CA and get married. They're both consenting adults, capable of having children. Everything should work out fine. Then they could live in the same house together for the rest of their lives and have a special bond that is supported by special governmental rights and privileges.
 
Ro
2008-12-20 09:16:33 AM
farken article is just great! First we read: Sister caught them on sofa. Yet later it says: a person leaving in family but not wishing to be identified caught them on sofa. WTF?
 
2008-12-20 09:17:02 AM
Lighten up francis your stating the obvious and your sexist for using the word tit.
They are called mammary glands midget ear muffs.
FTFY
 
2008-12-20 09:20:15 AM
Why the blurred pics and no one named?

The lorry driver should get back at his wife by boning her sister.

Trash.
 
2008-12-20 09:20:17 AM
SomeAmerican: Interesting... I could see how this could happen. The son had been disconnected from the family for 14 years, since he was 4 years old. They meet up again & everyone feels they should have a family bond, but really no bond exists anymore. He's just a stranger to the mom, but one she feels obligated to love. At that point, the lonely housewife thing kicks in, and Bob's your his own uncle.

Fixed.
 
2008-12-20 09:21:42 AM
i173.photobucket.comimg258.imageshack.us

Separated at birth?

Or could it really be...
 
2008-12-20 09:22:51 AM
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
2008-12-20 09:24:40 AM
What their future offspring might look like...

i113.photobucket.com
 
2008-12-20 09:25:16 AM
Was the img1.fark.net tag at a holiday party and unavailable?
 
2008-12-20 09:26:14 AM
Son, let's get reconnected. We'll start at the the beginning.... A little lower, a little lower,, oh yeah that's it.
 
2008-12-20 09:26:15 AM
Ahh internet romance. He posted "Tits or GTFO" and that's when it all began...
 
2008-12-20 09:26:37 AM
How is this a matter for the police?
 
2008-12-20 09:26:51 AM
Fap! etc... etc...
 
2008-12-20 09:26:52 AM
Dadx6: They should move to CA Utah and get married. They're both consenting adults, capable of having children. Everything should work out fine. Then they could live in the same house together for the rest of their lives and have a special bond that is supported by special governmental rights and privileges.

FTFY
 
2008-12-20 09:26:55 AM
Uh! How gross, she smokes. Yuck.
 
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