Ironbar: "Then why do women perpetuate the lie that they value "sense of humor" in men the most?"

Maybe to hide how shallow most of them truly are nowadays? Not just females though...I mean, look at this thread. People won't watch his show becuase he's unattractive? WTF is that?

He could be gay, cos I'm certain Sarah Silverman has a larger penis than he does...

Two Words: His Wife was fat.

I am fugly as hell but I have had women tell me they think I am funny. Do I ever get laid? No, I always seem to end up as the friend they confide in. It sucks being ugly.

I genuinely like this guy. But this is an excerpt from the Playboy interview, which made him sound like a total choad.

RadiationDude, think your looks are stopping ya getting laid? Nah. It's being a funny, nice guy that's doing the trick. Try being a bit of a bastard.
I've known more women to fall for the real bastards out there than the "nice guys". I think it's something that goes back to the stone age, when the real bastards had more chance of bringing food home and were better at killing sabre-tooth tigers and all that jazz.
Next date, ask her halfway through the meal, especially if she seems to be chatting and looking at everything except you if she see's you "as a friend" or she's genuinely interested in you as a romantic connection. If the former, get seperate checks at the end of the night.
You'll get a rep for being a no-shiat guy, and this will actually improve your chances later on. Woman, contrary to some popular beliefs, do not find guys they can use as doormats interesting.

Oh, and giving her a flower at the start of the night helps too. The old romance nerve is like a pressure point in Jujitsu. Gets them off-balance from the start.

Yummy: I would not hit it. I liked him on the pre-game show, the Man Show was just silly. He's like your brother's best friend that has been hitting on you for years, but it's going nowhere.

A couple things about this thread:

1) Jimmy reminds me of that funny guy who always seems to show up at your parties with extra beer and weed to share; Adam is that annoying a-hole who lives next door and drives the primered Camaro and listens to Journey and REO Speedwagon all the way up to '11'.

2) I knew about Bill Simmons, but Joel Hodgson, too? Kick ass!

3) I'm not a great-looking guy. Average-looking at best. Big nose, thinning hair, a little soft around the waist, small penis. I will never be mistaken for either an GQ model or a triathlete. As a matter of fact, I resemble Jimmy Kimmel a bit. However, I have a great, albeit obscure and dry sense of humor and a quick wit and I've gotten more ass than the backseat of a taxi. Sometimes more than once. So there are chicks out there who dig funny guys. They are few and far betweeen, but O so worth it!

4) Sarah Silverman is a total babe. She intelligent, funny, raunchy and drop-dead gorgeous. I'd hit that without even thinking about it. Then I'd probably hit it again. Then I'd call my friends and tell them that I've been hitting it. Then I'd call my wife and tell her not to expect me home for a few weeks. Then I'd go back to hitting it some more. My wife would understand though. Sarah is at the top of my "Sex with impunity" list.

Way to go, Jimmy!

Cheers!

I think he really said "I tried six and didn't like it." Probably a bit much for him, he shoulda stopped at four, or five tops.

He wasnt drunk enough. End of story.

He was cool 8 yrs ago on KROQ Kevin and Bean Morning show in L.A. Him and Adam have been friends since high school. Adam Rocks! Listen to Love Line!
Yeah Jimmy the Sports Guy!

Duppy:

A girl doesn't have to look like a stripper for me; I'll take whatever I can get. Unfortunately, that rules out any women that bear even the slightest resemblance to a stripper, or any woman that others wouldn't become violently ill if someone was to see them naked in public for that matter.

I think this should be under ironic instead of unlikely...

MRCOOL5555Ralph is way the hell better than both Jimmy and Adam. They really should give him a show.

News flash: sex is over-hyped. It should have the OBVIOUS tag.

Jimmy Kimmel not liking sex is like PETA eating popcorn chicken.