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(Chron)   Researchers at Texas A&M drink a bunch of eggnog, say Santa's reindeer were probably steers, because only two things come out of Texas   (chron.com) divider line 51
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2008-12-19 10:37:54 AM
I laughed at your headline subby.
 
2008-12-19 10:49:09 AM
Beers and reindeer's?
 
2008-12-19 11:00:10 AM
BCS Championships? Oh wait...
 
2008-12-19 12:06:27 PM
Chipped beef and Eggnog?
 
2008-12-19 12:06:34 PM
TFA: "Females like accessories," said Blue-McLendon, who in 2003 led the school's cloning of a white-tailed deer. "I think that fits because females like bling. We like shiny stuff."

I know she was trying to be funny, but this comes across as nothing but FAIL.
 
2008-12-19 12:07:02 PM
but are there horns on subby's head?
 
2008-12-19 12:07:26 PM
GoDawgs!: BCS Championships? Oh wait...

burn.

/OU alum
//Still think the entire system is farked
///done.
 
2008-12-19 12:10:05 PM
GoDawgs!: BCS Championships? Oh wait...

What? Texas A&M =!= The University of Texas. Yes, there is more than one school with the word Texas in it.
 
2008-12-19 12:11:08 PM
Ummm....isn't it Oklahoma? Maybe I should RTA.

/unfortunately born in Oklahoma
//hate the Sooners
 
2008-12-19 12:13:22 PM
 
2008-12-19 12:14:39 PM
Steers & 2 Presidents who engaged their country in wildly unpopular & devisive wars?

/yes,the second one's not a real Texan, I know...
 
2008-12-19 12:14:54 PM
Is that you John Wayne?

Is this me?
 
2008-12-19 12:16:30 PM
T-Luv: GoDawgs!: BCS Championships? Oh wait...

What? Texas A&M =!= The University of Texas. Yes, there is more than one school with the word Texas in it.


it's ok mack, better luck next year
 
2008-12-19 12:17:04 PM
If they're reindeer, why are they always depicted as white-tailed deer? Reindeer are actually caribou.
 
2008-12-19 12:17:14 PM
I'd show subby my horn, but they filter that stuff here.

PS Texican
 
2008-12-19 12:17:16 PM
Bull and shiate? I give up.
 
2008-12-19 12:19:00 PM
Xlr8urfark: T-Luv: GoDawgs!: BCS Championships? Oh wait...

What? Texas A&M =!= The University of Texas. Yes, there is more than one school with the word Texas in it.

it's ok mack, better luck next year


Oh Snap!
 
2008-12-19 12:19:23 PM
www.filmschoolrejects.com
Whats your name fatbody!?
/Loved Mail-Call
 
2008-12-19 12:19:58 PM
Good god, you Okies are dense. I'll stop trying to explain the difference between all the schools in Texas and let you guys revile in your impending loss to Florida in this thread about reindeer.


/Go to the sports thread, you morans
 
2008-12-19 12:23:36 PM
The fact that the santa's reindeer are females makes alot of sense. With the exception of Rudolph, the rest had really good stripper names. Vixen? C'mon! Its so obvious now.
 
2008-12-19 12:25:26 PM
..also, glad to see aggies engaged in some real research. As long as they are busy with this the sheep in college station can rest easy.
 
2008-12-19 12:25:41 PM
Yossarian22: The fact that the santa's reindeer are females makes alot of sense. With the exception of Rudolph, the rest had really good stripper names. Vixen? C'mon! Its so obvious now.

Let's not forget Prancer and Dancer. And Cupid.
 
2008-12-19 12:25:47 PM
Yossarian22: The fact that the santa's reindeer are females makes alot of sense. With the exception of Rudolph, the rest had really good stripper names. Vixen? C'mon! Its so obvious now.

What about Comet? What biatch is named Comet?

This is what some chick named Comet would look like...

i47.photobucket.com
 
2008-12-19 12:28:50 PM
According to Revolting Cocks it was three.

Beers, Steers and Queers.

Now I am here in Austin and can survey the situation there is a fourth it would seem.

www.catbirdseat.org

/hipster girls.... yum.
 
2008-12-19 12:30:39 PM
Since Aggies don't have horns and, in fact, despise horns so much that they want to saw Bevo's horns off...that makes Aggies...
 
2008-12-19 12:36:09 PM
Aggies really know the ins and outs of bovine genitalia, so I'm going to trust them on this one.
 
2008-12-19 12:37:50 PM
T-Luv: What? Texas A&M =!= The University of Texas. Yes, there is more than one school with the word Texas in it.

Yeah, like that "guns up" team who's not in the BCS game either.
 
2008-12-19 12:41:29 PM
In case someone did not get that headline...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Nf1MK7lts

NSFW audio. Wear headphones.

IMHO best movie scene EVER.
 
2008-12-19 12:46:37 PM
Renart: Aggies really know the ins and outs of bovine genitalia, so I'm going to trust them on this one.

This made me LOL.
 
2008-12-19 12:48:24 PM
cleveoh: /yes,the second one's not a real Texan, I know...

He just plays one on TV.
 
2008-12-19 12:49:45 PM
rufus-t-firefly: Since Aggies don't have horns and, in fact, despise horns so much that they want to saw Bevo's horns off...that makes Aggies...

i216.photobucket.com
 
2008-12-19 12:51:28 PM
Wait, is subby saying that the A&M researchers are calling themselves steers or queers?

Epic fail in the headline subby

Researchers at Texas A&M drink a bunch of eggnog, say Santa's reindeer were probably steers, because only two things come out of anywhere that isn't Texas

FTFY
 
2008-12-19 12:55:41 PM
The comments for the articles are awful!
 
2008-12-19 12:56:00 PM
Intact male reindeer lose their antlers in the winter.
 
2008-12-19 01:13:37 PM
webpages.charter.net
 
2008-12-19 01:14:27 PM
because good is dumb: Whats your name fatbody!?
/Loved Mail-Call


Wrong drill sergeant.
 
2008-12-19 01:15:52 PM
theknuckler_33: because good is dumb: Whats your name fatbody!?
/Loved Mail-Call

Wrong drill sergeant.


D'OH! I was thinking Louis Gosset Jr. in Officer and a Gentlemen, but that was Oklahoma.
 
2008-12-19 01:26:06 PM
Louis Gossett, Jr. could totally kick Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's ass.

/Favoriote line: "Stop eyeballing me,or I'll rip your eyeballs out and skullfark you to death!"
 
2008-12-19 01:52:53 PM
Louis Gossett, Jr. could totally kick Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's ass.



This Statement has not been fully approved by anyone or anything.
 
2008-12-19 03:25:56 PM
3 things...

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2008-12-19 04:23:19 PM
Maybe they could figure out why student fees keeping going up so much?

/anti-whoop
 
2008-12-19 04:52:28 PM
Claudemartin: Maybe they could figure out why student fees keeping going up so much?

/anti-whoop


The joy of attending a uber-conservative college in the middle of a cow pasture, with a bunch of dudley doo-right lookalikes walking around, MALE cheerleaders, and an obsession with death doesn't come cheap, young man.
You think about that next time your at the Dixie Chicken with a bunch of your fellow classmates....just think about the animal husbandry knowledge all around you and ask yourself, 'How did I get so farking lucky as to go this bastion of redneck oblivion? HOW? and should I pay MORE for the privelidge?' ...which of course, you should.
 
2008-12-19 04:54:35 PM
Claudemartin: Maybe they could figure out why student fees keeping going up so much?

/anti-whoop


Maybe Robert Earl Keen will pay your tuition...
 
2008-12-19 05:07:26 PM
John_Rat_Safari: According to Revolting Cocks it was three.

Beers, Steers and Queers.


THIS
 
2008-12-19 05:33:52 PM
cleveoh: Steers & 2 Presidents who engaged their country in wildly unpopular & devisive wars?

/yes,the second one's not a real Texan, I know...


But we're all cool with LBJ right??

...right?
 
2008-12-19 07:04:12 PM
go fark your farkin self
 
2008-12-19 07:31:47 PM
Hahaha - Texas.
 
2008-12-19 08:03:17 PM
this may be a long shot, but are there any farkers in the denton area? we could meet for drinks.
 
2008-12-19 08:34:08 PM
These guys are soooo stupid. How are you gonna get steers to fly around the world? They're just not aerodynamic enough.
 
2008-12-20 12:50:22 AM
Yossarian22

You have a very intimate knowledge of the TAMU/College Station atmosphere for someone with an apparent distaste for it. I'm assuming it grew from having to spend some time there?
 
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