Shiat, sorry. To many carrots. Chubby-chaser.

That's gay.

I don't care if it's pink, I want one for Christmas.

SurfaceTension: Next time you see a hippo, let this thought cross your mind:

In the wild, alligators and crocodiles give hippos a wide berth. Hippos are also responsible for more human deaths in africa than tigers. They're nasty animals.

This many times over. Had an anthro professor that would tell us of the time that he was in Africa and had to wait until hippo mating season was over before some of the local villagers would take them to the village across the river. He figured that it was wiser to listen to them and did just so since the roads were non-existent and not the best place for an American to be traveling on his own.

oldebayer: I don't care if it's pink, I want one for Christmas.

That song is annoying.

oldebayer: I don't care if it's pink, I want one for Christmas.

'cause I love hippopotamuses...

Ease up on the fake and bake, guippo.

*blinks*

I gotta lay off the hooch..

He's not pink, it's the spa terry.

Pink hippo?



/hot link? check.

obviously, the hippo pon'far.

eww. pale pink hairless mammals are disgusting

Heres why the Hippo turned Pink.
http://www.thepinkhippo.org/

He found religion.

SurfaceTension: Next time you see a hippo, let this thought cross your mind:

In the wild, alligators and crocodiles give hippos a wide berth. Hippos are also responsible for more human deaths in africa than tigers. They're nasty animals.

That makes perfect sense, since there are no tigers in Africa.

Pink hippo?

Approves

Constance Velocity
SurfaceTension: Next time you see a hippo, let this thought cross your mind:

In the wild, alligators and crocodiles give hippos a wide berth. Hippos are also responsible for more human deaths in africa than tigers. They're nasty animals.

That makes perfect sense, since there are no tigers in Africa.

Nor alligators. Other than that, yeah.

but did you get that thing he sent you?

It's like zee story of zee heeppo: Zee heeppopotamoose, he is not born saying, "Cool beans. I am a heeppo." No way, Joesay. So he try to paint zee stripe on him to be like zee zebra, but he fool no one. Then he try to put zee spot on zee skin to be like the leopahrd, but everyboody know he is a heeppo. So, at certain point, he look himself in zee mirror and he just say, "Hey. I am a heeppopotamoose and zere is nothing I can do about it." As soon as he accepts zis, he live life happy. Happy as a heeppo. You understand zis, Luban?

I have the song in my head now, so should you..

/Sharing the misery
//Hippopotamuses

I just thought he was tickled pink.

Jeff Paine: Approves:


/Too obscure
//That wasn't a question, it really is too obscure

It might be less obscure if the game's name wasn't in the screenshot.

Oh a pink switch. It was here all the time!!!

/what was it like being pink?
//I dont wanna talk about it!
///obscu...eh

Those knees are way too sharp.

Seriously.

FTFA: Zoo keepers thought they were going hippo-potty when they came in one morning and found their star animals had turned pink overnight.

Hippo-potty?

I know that a hippo's sweat is called "blood sweat" because of its dark reddish color, wonder if that has something to do with it?

FTA:
One onlooker told the Austrian Times: "He looks very pretty but that colour might not help him much when he gets around to breeding. He doesn't look very manly."

Yeah, because hippos associate pink with femininity, you anthropomorphizing retard. Now for all I know, color is selected for when choosing mates, but for them to assume it makes the hippo less manly is stupid.

/unimpressed.



//also unimpressed.
///and hot like pink.

SurfaceTension: Next time you see a hippo, let this thought cross your mind:

In the wild, alligators and crocodiles give hippos a wide berth. Hippos are also responsible for more human deaths in africa than tigers. They're nasty animals.

Coincidentally, Africa has no tigers.

I remember seeing on a Nature episode that hippos have glands in their skin that, when needed, naturally excrete a pink substance that works as a sunscreen.

They're all pink in the middle, baby!

/flour
//wet spot

Pink hippos? I'll have what he's having.