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(ABC News)   Bathing in saltwater will prevent pregnancy. Oh wait, no, some college students are just idiots   ( divider line
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2003-01-16 06:31:08 PM  
And they just keep breeding.
2003-01-16 06:31:12 PM  
Use the sponge!
2003-01-16 06:32:05 PM  
Uh oh, better not tell her about this one...
2003-01-16 06:32:15 PM  
" Viagra can lead to prolonged erections, which can cause anatomical damage."

We had a 15 year old in the ER that OD'ed on Viagra. It took 18 injections to prevent his cock from exploding.
2003-01-16 06:32:43 PM  
"John Pytnia, a senior at Indiana University, said he was led to believe that if he took Viagra before he went out drinking, it would help him keep up his sexual prowess later that night - another falsehood with potentially dangerous side effects."

Nope, but it makes for one hell of a coat hook.
2003-01-16 06:33:37 PM  
and sadly they all have Fark accounts.
2003-01-16 06:33:52 PM  
"Contrary to what many believe, the drug is not some kind of upper, and it can have side effects," Weiner said.

But I thought the whole idea behind Viagra is to get it UP!
2003-01-16 06:34:06 PM  
Damn, that's one smart Weiner.
2003-01-16 06:36:25 PM  
" Viagra can lead to prolonged erections, which can cause anatomical damage."

We had a 15 year old in the ER that OD'ed on Viagra. It took 18 injections to prevent his cock from exploding.

I'm afraid to ask where the injections went.
2003-01-16 06:36:54 PM  
"hitting it" will produce babies.

okay? instead of dealing w/ the outcome, deal w/ the act that causes it.

damn horny bastards, populating the earth and taking my tax dollars.

2003-01-16 06:37:02 PM  
Are these kids from 1952?
2003-01-16 06:37:29 PM  
Damn, I miss being young and hitting on 18 year old idiots. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

The hardest part was keeping a straight face when you fed them a line of crap. But then I guess that's also why they vote heavily Democratic.
2003-01-16 06:38:07 PM  
Back when I was in college,it was the "Coke as a douche" thing.
2003-01-16 06:38:29 PM  
I told her that making me a sandwich and then farking off after we're done would prevent pregnancy.

he he he
2003-01-16 06:38:29 PM  
I say if a kid is going to overdose on viagra until his cock explodes, let it.
2003-01-16 06:39:18 PM  

Now that is an idea...
2003-01-16 06:39:19 PM  
"...and those sometimes shocking misconceptions are spread all over college campuses, said Jessica Weiner..."

is that her name or a related topic...
2003-01-16 06:39:24 PM  
"I heard you could bathe in hot water and salt after unprotected sex to prevent pregnancy," she told ABCNEWS' Good Morning America.

Yeah, you heard it from a guy who wanted to blow his plums guilt-free. "Come on baby, all you gotta do is (squeak, squeak) take a saltwater bath afterward (squeak, squeak). It'll kill all my boys (squeak squeak, squeak squeak). Really, I promise (squeak squeak squeak, squeak squeak squeak). Okaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuugggggghhhhhhh?

Oh shiat, I just remembered, I ran out of salt yesterday.
2003-01-16 06:39:57 PM  
shiat, the tag should read: SCARY. Man, what dumbasses!
2003-01-16 06:40:11 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

And the first time's a free ride
2003-01-16 06:40:17 PM  
and you wonder why we got so many unwanted and unplanned this college..or elementary...
2003-01-16 06:40:25 PM  
I had a girlfriend in college that was convinced that swallowing would keep her complexion clear. I never told her otherwise.
2003-01-16 06:40:48 PM  
Suicide cures pregnancy.
2003-01-16 06:41:47 PM  
Andronbay: I'm now feeling the need to go back to college, where exactly did you go?...
2003-01-16 06:42:18 PM  
ANDONBRAY..if you dispell that myth i will personally hit you with a garden weasel!
2003-01-16 06:42:25 PM  
My bad on your name spelling, Andonbray.
2003-01-16 06:42:32 PM  
this one time, at band camp...
i have nada
2003-01-16 06:43:26 PM  
01-16-03 06:31:12 PM Maveno
Use the sponge!

Just not the one that lives in a pineapple under the sea.
2003-01-16 06:43:46 PM  
Dr. Weiner. Paging Dr. Weiner.
2003-01-16 06:45:05 PM  
Let's see, hitting it till your cock explodes.

Coming and going at the same time.
2003-01-16 06:45:17 PM  
this big chunk of misinformation brought to you by abstinance only education.
2003-01-16 06:45:55 PM  
01-16-03 06:43:26 PM B0rg9
Just not the one that lives in a pineapple under the sea.

I don't know, it might be fun...
2003-01-16 06:46:05 PM  
cant get pregnant the first time.right???
2003-01-16 06:46:43 PM  
Oh yeah, only abstinence is taught. Let's face it, there are people that are incapable of forming a coherent thought no matter how many times they have demonstrated a comdom being put on a cucumber.
2003-01-16 06:47:18 PM  
although i got someone pregnant first time rubber broke
2003-01-16 06:47:58 PM  

I kept a cucumber wrapped in two condoms next to my bed and she still got knocked up. Should I use a different kind of cucumber?
2003-01-16 06:48:53 PM  

No, but if your dingus turns green I'd see a doctor.
2003-01-16 06:49:05 PM  
If they're that dumb, they should be sterilized permanently.

I think that's the problem in this country...we should give everyone a short essay type test to determine if they're intellegent enough to breed.

Of course, some dickwad would try to claim shenanigans on the test, claiming that it was ethnically biased or something...damn affirmative action to hell.
2003-01-16 06:49:40 PM  
...or slice it into a refreshing summer salad.

(btw: I'm not Bill Wick. I'm just his friend)
2003-01-16 06:53:52 PM  
How can anyone in this day and age be so damn stupid? I mean, when I was a kid we all knew that farking led to babies. We also knew that coke, jumping up and down,and all that other crap wouldn't do anything!
2003-01-16 06:57:00 PM  
God, I hope this is proof that abstinence-only programs are a bad idea.
2003-01-16 06:59:08 PM  
Remember ladies butt love is 100% effective in preventing pregnancy.
2003-01-16 06:59:55 PM  
but not STD's of course
2003-01-16 06:59:56 PM  
Just tell them to head to Taco Bell and get the new after morning burrito®
2003-01-16 07:00:36 PM  
A young lady from a tiny Nicaraguan village once told me not to rub my eyes after sex, because it was "bad luck" and I might go blind.

Later I learned that some common VD's, when spread to the eyes, can cause blindness. So some of that folklore (farklore?) is right-on.
2003-01-16 07:05:14 PM  
DAMN this thread is much funnier than the SUV thread!
2003-01-16 07:08:46 PM  
My first NSFW link. Mom will be so proud
2003-01-16 07:11:51 PM  

How could something dealing with addled-brained teenagers NOT be funnier than SUV's?
2003-01-16 07:12:28 PM  
Kill kittens instead....faster,less work,instantly gratifying, and no stupid talking afterwards..:-)
2003-01-16 07:13:32 PM  
i told her that if she bought me an SUV that she couldn't get pregnant, but that she WOULD be supporting terrorists.

confused? Me too. It must be 4:20!!!!
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