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		"I have to say it is the first cow I have ever hit in 22 years' flying" (11alive.com)		60
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xanadian		2008-12-18 09:09:36 AM

SushiJoe		2008-12-18 09:13:12 AM

is the cow ok?

chemical_angel		2008-12-18 09:23:38 AM

Pretty sure this went green back in September but it's nice to see that the Powers Which Is decided to green one of the new batch too.

cwick		2008-12-18 09:25:08 AM

As God is my witness, I didn't know they could fly!

Kyro		2008-12-18 09:29:00 AM

Delta's currently working on a way to charge the cow $23 for being hit.

ZAZ		2008-12-18 09:29:52 AM

Stop flying through tornadoes.

notmtwain		2008-12-18 09:30:19 AM

Was that a head-on cowlision?

//PETA has already called for a ban on flying around or near farms.

Doomed		2008-12-18 09:30:22 AM

From another article:

But Wotton said today that brown-and-white cow got up and started grazing.

I'm at work, I'd love to see this youtube video.

Biff Spiffy		2008-12-18 09:46:59 AM

And THAT, boys and girls, is how you tip a cow.

NuttierThanEver		2008-12-18 09:58:31 AM

Fetchez le vache!

/Run away!

BullsHitter		2008-12-18 10:06:44 AM

Approves

Walker		2008-12-18 10:25:40 AM

COW!

sleeping martyr		2008-12-18 11:06:07 AM

The cow should have MOOOOOOOOOVED

veedeevadeevoodee		2008-12-18 11:18:46 AM

studebaker hoch		2008-12-18 12:22:39 PM

Engine out on takeoff? That's a cowing.

wild9		2008-12-18 12:23:18 PM

There is a video on Liveleak somewhere of a guy clipping a cow during a takeoff. Funny as shiat to watching the cow tip over

Tatsuhiko		2008-12-18 12:23:34 PM

/came for the veal
//stayed for the monty python reference

IXI Jim IXI		2008-12-18 12:23:34 PM

Mmmm...ground beef.

HarpuaMM		2008-12-18 12:24:20 PM

How many times will this damn story go green?

wild9		2008-12-18 12:24:32 PM

doh RTFA that is the one!

Oznog		2008-12-18 12:25:29 PM

BAM COWNED!!!!

Kaka		2008-12-18 12:25:33 PM

Oh

My

God

THAT IS FUGGING HILARIOUS!!!

Drop and Roll Cow!

/tears flowing freely down my cheeks...

cleveoh		2008-12-18 12:26:40 PM

Fly the veal?

/

Oldiron_79		2008-12-18 12:29:09 PM

Mmmmmm. Yummy delicious cow.

The Drunk IT Guy		2008-12-18 12:31:11 PM

I saw that video last month, either here or on Digg. Funny stuff.

brantgoose		2008-12-18 12:31:20 PM

1920 called and it wants its "cow hit by flying machine" story back so Farmer Jemsen can shake his fist at it and shout:

"Hey you kids, get off of my pasture with your newfangled flying machine."

MetaCarpal		2008-12-18 12:32:06 PM

Was it trying to jump over the moon?

Ty Webb		2008-12-18 12:32:36 PM

I'm ashamed of how hard I laughed at that clip.

Richard Saunders		2008-12-18 12:34:04 PM

Biff Spiffy - And THAT, boys and girls, is how you tip a cow.

I laughed.

Prattle Assassin		2008-12-18 12:38:00 PM

Leave Roseanne alone!
www.thehollywoodgossip.com

/so many levels of misunderstanding

factoryconnection		2008-12-18 12:39:51 PM

Kaka: Oh

My

God

THAT IS FUGGING HILARIOUS!!!

Drop and Roll Cow!

/tears flowing freely down my cheeks...

My reaction exactly; in fact I'm surprised that my office-mate didn't ask why I'm bawling.

SushiJoe: is the cow ok?

"Apparently unharmed," so sayeth TFA.

KJM315		2008-12-18 12:40:27 PM

now with video (new window)

not a rick-roll.

/cow-roll? definately.

cowsspinach		2008-12-18 12:40:29 PM

Moooooooooooooooooooo

/obligatory

Massa Damnata		2008-12-18 12:42:09 PM

Cows don't have dicks....

/Suck my TEAT! I'm a cooow!

rustybonanza		2008-12-18 12:43:42 PM

cowabunga dude...

IXI Jim IXI		2008-12-18 12:50:09 PM

LMFAO! I just finally got a non-blocked site. God damn...almost passed out laughing.

worlddan		2008-12-18 12:52:20 PM

Massa Damnata: Cows don't have dicks....

/Suck my TEAT! I'm a cooow!

1. the mature female of a bovine animal, esp. of the genus Bos.
2. the female of various other large animals, as the elephant or whale.
3. Informal. a domestic bovine of either sex and any age.
4. Slang: Disparaging and Offensive. a large, obese, and slovenly woman.
5. Offensive. a woman who has a large number of children or is frequently pregnant.

Prattle Assassin		2008-12-18 12:54:03 PM

worlddan: Massa Damnata: Cows don't have dicks....
/Suck my TEAT! I'm a cooow!

3. Informal. a domestic bovine of either sex and any age.

Bull!

octopied		2008-12-18 12:54:06 PM

worlddan: Massa Damnata: Cows don't have dicks....

/Suck my TEAT! I'm a cooow!

1. the mature female of a bovine animal, esp. of the genus Bos.
2. the female of various other large animals, as the elephant or whale.
3. Informal. a domestic bovine of either sex and any age.
4. Slang: Disparaging and Offensive. a large, obese, and slovenly woman.
5. Offensive. a woman who has a large number of children or is frequently pregnant.

The Cow in the picture in question appears to be female, however.

Belltower		2008-12-18 12:54:27 PM

HarpuaMM: How many times will this damn story go green?

Yeah, they're milking it for all it's worth.

nicksteel		2008-12-18 12:56:23 PM

worlddan: Massa Damnata: Cows don't have dicks....

/Suck my TEAT! I'm a cooow!

1. the mature female of a bovine animal, esp. of the genus Bos.
2. the female of various other large animals, as the elephant or whale.
3. Informal. a domestic bovine of either sex and any age.
4. Slang: Disparaging and Offensive. a large, obese, and slovenly woman.
5. Offensive. a woman who has a large number of children or is frequently pregnant.

good for you, but the cow in the photos is a female, so the statement stands- that cow has no dick.

IXI Jim IXI		2008-12-18 12:59:58 PM

nicksteel: good for you, but the cow in the photos is a female, so the statement stands- that cow has no dick.

Don't distract him while he's milking the bulls.

Harry Freakstorm		2008-12-18 01:01:28 PM

Been flying for 22 years? Your arms must be tired.

DeathByGrace		2008-12-18 01:07:58 PM

: Kaka: Oh

My

God

THAT IS FUGGING HILARIOUS!!!

Drop and Roll Cow!

/tears flowing freely down my cheeks...

Came to say THIS!

Javelin22		2008-12-18 01:09:24 PM

Tggb3k		2008-12-18 01:11:29 PM

Love the ad placement.

hienekenftw		2008-12-18 01:13:11 PM

notmtwain: Was that a head-on cowlision?

//PETA has already called for a ban on flying around or near farms.

All the more reason to fly around or near farms.

Anything to piss off PETA.

Airfoilsguy		2008-12-18 01:13:37 PM

That cow is lucky it wasn't a train!! (new window)

Massa Damnata		2008-12-18 01:15:15 PM

worlddan: Massa Damnata: Cows don't have dicks....

/Suck my TEAT! I'm a cooow!

1. the mature female of a bovine animal, esp. of the genus Bos.
2. the female of various other large animals, as the elephant or whale.
3. Informal. a domestic bovine of either sex and any age.
4. Slang: Disparaging and Offensive. a large, obese, and slovenly woman.
5. Offensive. a woman who has a large number of children or is frequently pregnant.

Besides what's already been said, I reject your common definition on the grounds that, being a dogmatic idealist, I reduce everything to formality.

/Of course, being a Hegelian, I am only a dogmatic idealist insofar as I am not a dogmatic idealist.