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(NBC Washington)   Hey hey hey, it's Miiiiike Tyson (pic)   (nbcwashington.com) divider line 54
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2008-12-16 10:45:11 PM
"Iron" Mike is now "Gushy" Mike.
 
2008-12-16 10:52:56 PM
'Click to Enlarge'

Too late!
 
2008-12-16 11:18:36 PM
yeah I hear those bi-polar meds really help pack the pounds. That and the lack of massive amounts of cocaine probably messes with your metabolism.
 
2008-12-16 11:22:40 PM
Being Famous Sucks: yeah I hear those bi-polar meds really help pack the pounds. That and the lack of massive amounts of cocaine probably messes with your metabolism.

That, and your job description no longer includes working out 12 hours, 6 days/week.

I'm pretty sure he could still beat my ass without breaking a sweat.
 
2008-12-16 11:26:36 PM
Isotope: I'm pretty sure he could still beat my ass without breaking a sweat.

I can picture some young punk in traffic thinking "I can take that old fat guy" without having a clue what kind of beating he is about to receive.
 
2008-12-16 11:37:44 PM
I've read some Tyson quotes and the guy actually has a decent mind and comprehends his history in conjunction to acceptable social expectations. His downfall is perhaps his warped emotional nature that gets the best of him.
 
2008-12-16 11:48:27 PM
R.A.Danny: Isotope: I'm pretty sure he could still beat my ass without breaking a sweat.

I can picture some young punk in traffic thinking "I can take that old fat guy" without having a clue what kind of beating he is about to receive.


I have always lived by the rule that you should never fark with a dude that has face tattoos.
 
2008-12-16 11:52:41 PM
isaaczeke:

I have always lived by the rule that you should never fark with a dude that has face tattoos.


Everyone I ever knew with a face tattoo was someone I would never fark with.
 
2008-12-17 12:06:16 AM
Ooof, it looks like he needs to get himself a George Foreman grill!
 
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2008-12-17 12:24:11 AM
Hey, hey, hey...it's ooooold news!
 
2008-12-17 12:37:47 AM
R.A.Danny: Isotope: I'm pretty sure he could still beat my ass without breaking a sweat.

I can picture some young punk in traffic thinking "I can take that old fat guy" without having a clue what kind of beating he is about to receive.


yeah he might've lost some of his punch power, but he could still lay anyone out. he probably just couldn't go more than half a round.
 
2008-12-17 12:38:19 AM
angryjd: isaaczeke:

I have always lived by the rule that you should never fark with a dude that has face tattoos.

Everyone I ever knew with a face tattoo was someone I would never fark with.


I added neck tattoos to the same category, they may not look like a badass but most likely they are farking nuts.
 
2008-12-17 01:11:37 AM
R.A.Danny: I can picture some young punk in traffic thinking "I can take that old fat guy" without having a clue what kind of beating he is about to receive.

Om nom nom.

He's gotten quite...stout. Portly, even.
 
2008-12-17 01:17:25 AM
carcass.hp.infoseek.co.jp
 
2008-12-17 01:17:35 AM
Whoda thought ears would be so fattening?

/It had to be said.
 
2008-12-17 01:24:42 AM
mandingueiro: His downfall is perhaps his warped emotional nature that gets the best of him.

That's just the long way of saying, "Mike Tyson is farking crazy."

/will eat your children
//will fark you till you love him
 
2008-12-17 01:25:33 AM
gah. 'til you love him. Goddamn vernacular.
 
2008-12-17 02:03:03 AM
mandingueiro: I've read some Tyson quotes and the guy actually has a decent mind and comprehends his history in conjunction to acceptable social expectations. His downfall is perhaps his warped emotional nature that gets the best of him.

Yeah. You could say that.
 
2008-12-17 02:10:59 AM
King Hippo wins the thread.
 
2008-12-17 02:12:40 AM
My laughter wouldn't be quite so hollow if, even after everything, he still wasn't getting more in a month than I probably will see in the next ten years.
 
2008-12-17 02:23:18 AM
I've met the guy in person, twice. In recent times. And yea, he is a big boy. Not in the good way.

Still wouldn't eff with him.
 
2008-12-17 02:28:00 AM
1. Never eat at a place called Mom's.

2. Never play pool against a guy named Fats.

3. Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

4. Never fight a guy with a face tattoo.
 
2008-12-17 04:03:53 AM
There's no one that can out-eat me. My appetite is impetuous. My gag reflex is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your ho-ho
's. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Arby's!"

I'm gonna masticate you til you love me, fettuccine!

/fatty up some Tyson quotes, anyone?
 
2008-12-17 04:15:18 AM
Sique:

hahahahaha
 
2008-12-17 04:25:23 AM
I want to eat his deep-fried, gravy-covered children.
 
2008-12-17 07:39:15 AM
I don't know how much he's paying his belt but whatever it is, it's not enough. That thing looks like it's on strain overload.
 
2008-12-17 08:18:25 AM
Bullshiatter: 'Click to Enlarge'

Too late!


LOL
 
2008-12-17 08:22:26 AM
It's just baby fat
 
2008-12-17 08:42:12 AM
Colonel_Debugger

Rofl. I see what you did there.

/I declare you, not King Hippo, the winnar
 
2008-12-17 08:53:57 AM
Sique

i499.photobucket.com
 
2008-12-17 09:19:03 AM
Mike Tyson is just rich and crazy enough to locate all of you that called him fat, fly to your homes, and beat the snot out of you in front of your loved ones. So I, for one, welcome our slightly-girthy iron-handed overlord.
 
2008-12-17 09:42:01 AM
I still have his first SI cover ('82 I think) in mint condition. It's farkin' hilarious. Is he the next heavyweight champ?
 
2008-12-17 10:02:23 AM
I actually feel bad for the guy.
 
2008-12-17 10:22:04 AM
Chastain86: Mike Tyson is just rich and crazy enough to locate all of you that called him fat, fly to your homes, and beat the snot out of you in front of your loved ones. So I, for one, welcome our slightly-girthy iron-handed overlord.

Joke's on him, I ain't got no loved ones.

/Hahaha...aw.
 
2008-12-17 10:27:11 AM
I will never lose respect for the guy who was Mike Tyson in the 80s.

He reached the pinnacle of his trade and stayed there for a few years. That's something to be said in this life.

We all fade or die.

Well, except Abe Vagoda.
 
2008-12-17 10:34:44 AM
....an I'm gonna sing a song for youuuuuu,
them I'm gonna rape a girl or twooooooo,
We'll have a fun time, just huntin' down Don King
Tryin' to get my money, while I do my thing...

NA NA NA, gonna have a good time!!
 
2008-12-17 10:41:59 AM
Huh- saw him this past week at the DeLa Hoya fight and he didn't look that big at all.

i47.photobucket.com

/Sorry, pic from iPhone
 
2008-12-17 10:48:55 AM
I expected something more like Kirby Puckett or Tony Gwynn...

Muhammmed Ali is not in great shape now either.
 
2008-12-17 11:00:52 AM
srhp29: I expected something more like Kirby Puckett...

I don't know how to break it to you, so I'll just start slow. Kirby is... sick.
 
2008-12-17 11:11:46 AM
All of y'all that are rippin' on Tyson for wanting to eat someones children would do well to remember that babies make excellent sandwiches....

www.fugly.com

and hot dogs...

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hell, they're even delicious right off the vine

www.realityofnature.com
 
2008-12-17 11:13:02 AM
angryjd: isaaczeke:

I have always lived by the rule that you should never fark with a dude that has face tattoos.

Everyone I ever knew with a face tattoo was someone I would never fark with.



what about this guy?


i307.photobucket.com

Link (new window)
 
2008-12-17 12:27:33 PM
Sad tag?

For a rapist?

Bravo subby, bravo.
 
2008-12-17 12:27:38 PM
Hey hey hey, it's Miiiiike Tyson

Now I'm gonna sing a song for you,
maybe eat a ham or two...
 
2008-12-17 12:46:03 PM
Well, I wouldn't fark with him now that he followed through on the threat to eat children.

/fat children, but the looks of it
//125 of them as a late-night snack, apparently
 
2008-12-17 01:07:13 PM
img55.imageshack.us
 
2008-12-17 02:37:36 PM
Hiymenator: There's no one that can out-eat me. My appetite is impetuous. My gag reflex is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your ho-ho
's. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Arby's!"

I'm gonna masticate you til you love me, fettuccine!


At that rate he'll never fade into bolivion.

/just kidding Mr. Tyson, sir
//was about age 12 - 18 during his prime
///formative memories ftw
 
2008-12-17 02:39:15 PM
Dr.Zom:

3. Never get involved in a land war in Asia.


Never mess with a Sicilian when death is on the line.
 
2008-12-17 03:02:09 PM
I remember the good ole days of watching Tyson fight. Kid Dynamite could whip some serious ass.
 
2008-12-17 03:40:22 PM
crackerpac: Sique

img442.imageshack.us
 
2008-12-17 04:37:04 PM
I don't care. Apparently, neither does Mike.
 
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