So now you can spit while you wizz on the lamp post?

Lugi was such a dick in high school.

Thank God, now we can rest at night.

spittle

I could have sworn he was dating Poonie McFlappenslap.

Sarasota doesn't love us anymore?

Used to live in Sarasota. I can tell you, plenty of spitters there.

If ya know what I mean.

I'm not going to tell my wife about this......

time to spit on rich retirees!



/or ringling students

why are all the eponyms Irish?

signed,
Phlegmar Lugenhockski

Fleming Wiesenkopf

Hey, it was a serious problem at one time.

"As Washington may be called the head-quarters of tobacco-tinctured saliva, the time is come when I must confess, without any disguise, that the prevalence of those two odious practices of chewing and expectorating began about this time to be anything but agreeable,and soon became most offensive and sickening. In all the public places of America, this filthy custom is recognised. In the courts of law, the judge has his spittoon, the crier his, the witness his,and the prisoner his; while the jurymen and spectators are provided for, as so many men who in the course of nature must desire to spit incessantly. In the hospitals, the students of medicine are requested, by notices upon the wall, to eject their tobacco juice into the boxes provided for that purpose, and not to discolour the stairs. In public buildings, visitors are implored, through the same agency, to squirt the essence of their quids, or 'plugs,' as I have heard them called by gentlemen learned in this kind of sweetmeat, into the national spittoons, and not about the bases of the marble columns. But in some parts, this custom is inseparably mixed up with every meal and morning call, and with all the transactions of social life. The stranger, who follows in the track I took myself, will find it in its full bloom and glory, luxuriant in all its alarming recklessness, at Washington. And let him not persuade himself (as I once did, to my shame) that previous tourists have exaggerated its extent. The thing itself is an exaggeration of nastiness, which cannot be outdone."

~Charles Dickens, American Notes, ch 8, 1842

Bartleby the Scrivener: why are all the eponyms Irish?

signed,
Phlegmar Lugenhockski

Scotch-Irish

I read that as


except spitting fireballs or something.

Is swallowing still allowed?

Lugi McHockenflem?

Great to see that all the modmins are now fifth grade boys who still giggle at shiat like that.

Sincerely,
Farty El Poopiepants

meatofmystery: /or ringling students

I reserve that treatment for New College students.

I have the day off, maybe I'll head downtown and spit for awhile.

Used to live in Sarasota. I can tell you, plenty of spitters there.

If ya know what I mean.

I'm not going to tell my wife about this......

Is swallowing still allowed?

THANK YOU

Betel nut thread!

/Huh?

Is Lugi related to Dr. Wopnip McChinkstein?

Slapguts: I have the day off, maybe I'll head downtown and spit for awhile.

Lucky bastard. Here I am, at work like a sucker.

/spit

meatofmystery: time to spit on rich retirees!


/or ringling students

please don't

They approve.

As a resident of Sarasota for many years I'm getting a kick out of this. Half of the damn county that was east of downtown were rednecks who would spit out tabacky at a momments notice. You couldn't miss the big ole pickups and their christmas cowboy/girl who would get out with the circle in their pockets and watch as they lobbed out some brown spit on the ground.

Was it gross? Sure, but no worse than smoking. It's the old C00ntz who had a problem with it.

Overjoyed at the news

/not too obscure
//this outrageous.. has to be SFW

They should reconsider.

It is gross to have to see the lunger's rehydrate after a rain. The real danger comes when they all dry out though. Then we all shuffle through them like Pigpen stirring up a dust cloud of dry spit to snort.

Filthy dangerous habit!