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(I-Mockery)   What appears to be an innocent commercial about M&M's is really something much more sinister   (i-mockery.com) divider line 27
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30881 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jan 2003 at 8:44 AM (11 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2003-01-16 08:50:10 AM
first first first?
 
2003-01-16 08:51:01 AM
thank goodness, my life is now complete. Now to become president.
 
2003-01-16 08:51:35 AM
M&M's are really tools of President Bush. They are all actually W's.

See, everyone loves M&M's, so if they were all W&W's, we would all love Dubya and then his rating will go up. Once he reaches 100% approval, he will release his Clone Army upon Iraq and then declare himself Emperor...

Oh, wrong group...
 
2003-01-16 08:52:02 AM
lame.
 
2003-01-16 08:59:04 AM
Reminds me of the blonde who was fired from her Quality Assurance job at the M&M's factory. She kept throwing out the ones with "W" on them.

/thanks to Ext1jdh for reminding me.
 
2003-01-16 08:59:08 AM
I'm confused.
 
2003-01-16 09:02:39 AM
was that I-mockery or X-E?
hmm.. well it wasn't very funny.. so it must have been I-mock!
 
2003-01-16 09:49:44 AM
Interesting article, I hope I get to read it sometime.

I got about 40 lines of the page loaded before it just died.

But what was really neat was the source code of the page, I have been wondering how to write javascript into a window.

Thanks for the tutorial.
 
2003-01-16 10:14:53 AM
Uhm I get an empty page with a tiled background image of the slutty green M&M. No text. Nothing.
 
2003-01-16 10:16:03 AM
5,000 clicks and 8 or 9 comments.. if it ever loaded, I guess I could criticize it better, but I'm willing to bet if it was i-mockery, it was kinda lame anyways
 
2003-01-16 10:17:29 AM
That was kinda lame, but the real point is that the commercial was not a metaphor for drug use, it was actually a metaphor for sex. Getting to "first base", "second base", "home run", etc.

And which M&M gets you a "home run"?... the green one. Which M&M is also the one that is widely considered the biggest aphrodesiac? Yup... green ones.

This was a clever ad in its day for talking about sex - but making it look as benign as little league baseball.
 
2003-01-16 11:00:59 AM
its no suprise that the sexy female M&M is green for that reason.
 
Ant
2003-01-16 11:01:29 AM
Anyone else have "M&M Wars"? Take 2 M&Ms and squeeze them together to see which one cracks first, then eat the loser.
 
2003-01-16 11:10:19 AM
Ant: I love doing that. I think it's best with the peanut butter M&M's.

In other news, the page interesting enough for the really long load time for me.
 
2003-01-16 11:11:16 AM
That should read: "...page isn't interesting enough..."
 
2003-01-16 01:12:11 PM
<!-- F

WTF?
 
2003-01-16 01:15:37 PM
Anyone else have "M&M Wars"? Take 2 M&Ms and squeeze them together to see which one cracks first, then eat the loser.

Holy CRAP! I thought I was the only one who did this!
Hey, you didn't by chance read my guest article on Bad Candy.com, did you? The one about the Sixlets?

JR
 
2003-01-16 02:12:01 PM

I'd like to now end my long-time silence on YAM&MI (Yet Another M&M Inconsistency) -- the boy shows a handful of M&M's clearly containing 3 of the lusted after green M&Ms, yet tells his friend he has only one left.


Thus started the greedy phase of the 80s.


PS ArugulaZ: The blue ones always lose. Proof

 
2003-01-16 03:38:19 PM
Yikes! What's sinister is that snail-powered server the page is on. Sorry, Mock, couldn't get it all to load.
 
2003-01-16 03:53:50 PM
Romulusnr
I'm not sure if I consider that proof...but I do consider it pretty damn funny!
 
2003-01-16 03:59:08 PM
Tell me about it Rob, I have been... FARKED! The M&M's are behind this I tell ya.
 
2003-01-16 04:39:25 PM
HA! My tiny cable modem-powered server is immune to the wiles of evil M&Ms! Down with paid hosting! Up with free! >:D
 
2003-01-16 05:19:09 PM
They will be gassed and taken to the island of misfits...
 
2003-01-16 05:21:18 PM
Romulusnr: Great article! I wish I could send you mine, but I can't find it on the Bad Candy site anymore. Bleh, maybe I'll just post it on my own web page one of these days.
(By the way, that's at http://grblitz.overclocked.org, kids!)

JR
 
2003-01-16 07:22:01 PM
I used to have this ad on tape.....as soon as I saw the headline, I knew EXACTLY what ad was gonna be featured.....you must see it for real...

"MAGNIFICENNNNT!"

And the voice at the end:

"EM AND EMS CHOCOLA-HT CANDIES THE MALK CHACLAT MELTS IN YAH MOUTH NAHT IN YAH HAND!"
 
2003-01-16 07:59:08 PM
And the voice at the end:

Haha yeah no kidding. Any time a commercial has a kid trying to impersonate a 1950's radio announcer, it's guaranteed to be good.

23000+ clicks... goddamn, you Farkers love your M&M's.
 
2003-01-16 07:59:20 PM
This got the Amusing tag? It should have gotten the Bored Shiatless tag.
 
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