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(Some Guy)   Man chokes on peanut while driving, drowns in creek   ( divider line
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4957 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jan 2003 at 2:53 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-16 09:42:51 AM  
The police said it's best left unsolved. You can't dust for peanuts...
2003-01-16 01:15:28 PM  
I thought Bush had a chauffeur.
2003-01-16 01:16:09 PM  
And yes, I know it was a pretzel.
2003-01-16 02:36:43 PM  
In other news: Jimmy Carter Dead at 78.
2003-01-16 02:56:45 PM  
*sighs* Yay... in Columbus' defense, this happened outside of Columbus, not in Columbus.
2003-01-16 02:57:02 PM  
Was it salted?
2003-01-16 02:57:17 PM  
2003-01-16 02:57:24 PM  
Are they sure it wasn't his last tooth falling down his throat and not a peanut.
2003-01-16 02:58:37 PM  
Awww NUTS!
2003-01-16 02:58:40 PM  
eatin' ain't cheatin'
2003-01-16 02:58:40 PM  
"Deputy Dawg! Deputy Dawg! Hep! Hep! I'm sinkin' in the crick mud!"
2003-01-16 02:59:10 PM  
Not only did he get taken out by a peanut, but it was driving a company car!

Hey! I thought peanuts were only permitted to drive in Georgia?
2003-01-16 02:59:28 PM  
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror, like his passengers.
2003-01-16 02:59:31 PM  
Score one for the legumes.
2003-01-16 02:59:33 PM  
There are better ways to die while nutting.

Yeah, I know, I got nuttin'.
2003-01-16 02:59:38 PM  
Sounds like that Ted Kennedy scandal a few decades ago (except the woman choked on Ted's --- ah nevermind.)
2003-01-16 02:59:53 PM  
Yet another reason why deep throating nuts should be left to skilled professionals.
2003-01-16 03:00:03 PM  
I thought this guy was running for Deokrattic office in W. Virginia.
2003-01-16 03:00:37 PM  
Unfortunate accident or a clue left by rampaging serial killer Mr. Peanut?

Run Mr. Peanut! Run!
2003-01-16 03:00:42 PM  
I wonder if he was eating them out of a bottle of Co-Coler ?
2003-01-16 03:01:03 PM  
I gotta nut for you to choke on over here! Wait a minute, that sounded gay!
2003-01-16 03:01:08 PM  
OJ Simpson to aid in the hunt for the true killers...
You can't dust for vomit- or for peanuts...
2003-01-16 03:01:17 PM  
No, I think an autopsy will reveal that it was a terrorist peanut - and being 'stuck' in the windpipe was NO accident!!

Watch out for "Peanuts of Mass Destruction"......
2003-01-16 03:02:13 PM  
alright people, sorry to post this here, but i have no idea where else to send it...
2003-01-16 03:02:16 PM  
Sounds like that Ted Kennedy scandal a few decades ago

Mary Jo Kopechne: But Ted, what if we have sex and i get pregnant?

Ted Kennedy: Don't worry, Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.
2003-01-16 03:02:33 PM  
good, fark less retard in the world
2003-01-16 03:04:05 PM  
In other news, UN weapons inspectors in Iraq today stumbled across warheads recently filled with peanuts. Details are sketchy at the moment, but early reports claim that the peanuts were salted, repeat: salted. NATO is on highest alert.
2003-01-16 03:04:46 PM  
Are they sure it wasn't a moth?

2003-01-16 03:05:15 PM  
Choking on a peanut, eh? Pretty kinky.

[image from too old to be available]
2003-01-16 03:05:32 PM  
Accident? Or victim of George Washington Carver's peanut assault rifle?

[End Obscure Tick reference]
2003-01-16 03:05:57 PM  
wow, choked on a peanut and drowned. God hates this person so much.
2003-01-16 03:06:02 PM  
01-16-03 03:04:05 PM DslainteC
In other news, UN weapons inspectors in Iraq today stumbled across warheads recently filled with peanuts. Details are sketchy at the moment, but early reports claim that the peanuts were salted, repeat: salted. NATO is on highest alert.

Planter's Peanuts?
2003-01-16 03:06:30 PM  
A peanut killed a guy. Those responsible were

A. Fred A. Jif
B. peanuts cartoon
C. P-Nut from 311
D. Male Islamic radicals between the age of 17-65
2003-01-16 03:06:39 PM  
Ted Kennedy is way too fat to have anything for her to choke on.
2003-01-16 03:06:41 PM  
Aw nuts, Diogenes beat me to it.
2003-01-16 03:10:47 PM  
Sound like another mysterious Clinton Killing. I'll bet Steven Seagall is involved. Maybe the German mafia!
2003-01-16 03:12:03 PM  
01-16-03 03:06:30 PM LawTalkingGuy

Fred A. Jif

That's hysterical... I don't know why.

Oh man. My sides are hurting...
2003-01-16 03:12:05 PM  
So that is how Hillary offed Vince Foster. Hummmmm.
2003-01-16 03:12:07 PM  
I'm with the family, this is obviously no accident. Factory worker, flashy new car, you get the picture. Given the opportunity, there are probably a half dozen people that would have taken a shot at him.

I bet he had the secret evidence to prove the moon landing was faked and was rubbed out.
2003-01-16 03:13:25 PM  
Geez...don't people chew their food anymore?
2003-01-16 03:13:33 PM  
Jackson's family said it believed foul play was involved

wow, those peanuts sure are sneaky. I can understand the family saying that, and wanting to believe it. I mean, would you really want to say a family member of yours "choked on a peanut, and drowned?"
2003-01-16 03:15:19 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

"Anybody wanna peanut?"
2003-01-16 03:15:41 PM  
Fuzzygirl18: LOL Could be potentially embarassing!
2003-01-16 03:16:34 PM  
Darwin nominee alert...

There is a fate no worse than having to admit that you have a family member who was nominated. At least it wasn't something really stupid. This could actually happen to just about anyone I suppose.

Does anyone remember the guy that was electricuted while killing kittens by using a vibrating sander that was between the couch pillows?
2003-01-16 03:17:03 PM  
If he was choking on a peanut, then he couldn't breathe. If he couldn't breathe, how did he drown?
2003-01-16 03:18:36 PM  
Blook, dude, you have irrefutable evidence that HE DID NOT DROWN, and therefore the family is correct. You must contact the FBI immediately.
2003-01-16 03:19:28 PM  
Blook - Good point
2003-01-16 03:21:28 PM  
This is clearly Tom Daschael's fault. This is
just the thing I'm talking about when you have
someone named Daschael elected to office!

...and look what happened! See??
2003-01-16 03:21:54 PM  
Damn, last time I choked on my peanuts I threw my back out.
2003-01-16 03:22:44 PM  
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