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(Amazon)   New J-Lo album set for release in 2025   ( divider line
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19648 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jan 2003 at 11:09 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-16 11:12:50 AM  
2003-01-16 11:14:25 AM  
I imagine her ass will be really really droopy by then.
2003-01-16 11:14:29 AM  
Aw-man, now I gotta use the scroll buttons for the horizontal too.
2003-01-16 11:14:30 AM  
Will it be called "On the 6(th marriage)?
2003-01-16 11:14:32 AM  
It's encouraging to know that we will still be getting quality music from the record labels well into this millenium.
2003-01-16 11:14:51 AM  
Youre gonna need more than a nipple twister to fix those breasts in 2025.
2003-01-16 11:14:55 AM  
That year will coincide with her 25th marriage as well.
2003-01-16 11:15:09 AM  
I want to believe.
2003-01-16 11:15:48 AM  
I bet she'll have won an oscar by then...
2003-01-16 11:15:59 AM  
This is great! Now it gives me something to look forward too from this talented actress and songwriter.
2003-01-16 11:16:14 AM  
Why so soon?
2003-01-16 11:16:24 AM  
Wow, I'd better reserve this album. If my calculations are correct, by 2005 OJ's number will be up in the marriage lottery.

and. . . well. . . Instant collector's item!
2003-01-16 11:16:47 AM  
So Soon? Can't she just go away?
2003-01-16 11:16:48 AM  
That's too soon in my book. Do we really want to hear about her Livin' la vida menopausa?
2003-01-16 11:16:56 AM  
It made fark. Someone must care...
2003-01-16 11:17:17 AM  
Will all her assets have sagged by then?
2003-01-16 11:17:37 AM  
If you order now there will be a good chance that you have been married to her before you get the album!
2003-01-16 11:17:44 AM  
I wonder if we will ever elect a president who will outlaw crappy music. That would be great. Maybe I should become President someday.
2003-01-16 11:17:49 AM  
With any luck, I'll be dead by then.
2003-01-16 11:18:25 AM  
Leave her alone, she's Jenny on the block!
2003-01-16 11:18:45 AM  

or she will...
2003-01-16 11:18:45 AM  
2025? too soon if you ask me,lol
2003-01-16 11:18:49 AM  
Did anyone watch Conan last night? They introduced the new NY state quarter, that says "New York: Where most of J Lo's marriages take place."
2003-01-16 11:18:54 AM  
I'm sure this submitter may be the only serious j-lo shopper who would also serve as a good copy editor.
2003-01-16 11:18:59 AM  
not to state the obvious here, but I think that's a typo

2003-01-16 11:19:15 AM  
Wonderful... more crappy music to look forward to.

CD sales are down because of file sharing. Riiiiight.
2003-01-16 11:19:27 AM  
01-16-03 11:18:25 AM Caboozy
Leave her alone, she's Jenny on the block!

Hopefully soon she is Jenny on the rock!
2003-01-16 11:20:10 AM  
Can't go five minutes without hearing about her. Sit on my face or get out of it, J-Lo.
2003-01-16 11:20:34 AM  
Avril Lavigne will have been in two Playboy spreads by then...
2003-01-16 11:22:00 AM  
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Can we start all the posts about who wouldn't hit it now?
2003-01-16 11:24:05 AM  
More like: "I'm just Jenny suckin on the cock."

I slay me.

2003-01-16 11:25:15 AM  
Augh, Fark isn't loading and I'm trapped on a Jennifer Lopez thread! AUGH!! AUUUGH!!
2003-01-16 11:27:40 AM  
*stands in line* ;)
2003-01-16 11:28:06 AM  
Hopefully, I'll be dead by then.
2003-01-16 11:28:30 AM  
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2003-01-16 11:31:08 AM  
This time I'll give it a miss
2003-01-16 11:31:39 AM  
So that means some Farker was LOOKING for J-Lo CDs. Sad, just sad.
2003-01-16 11:32:20 AM  
Someone call Doc Brown. It looks like Biff messed with the future again!!
2003-01-16 11:33:21 AM  
Does she have her ass insured for millions?
If so, somebody should HIT it.
2003-01-16 11:34:23 AM  
By that time she'll be JSlow. At least she and Ben will still have each other. Oh, and I think pigs will be flying then too.
2003-01-16 11:34:43 AM  
Hey, thats about the time Duke Nukem: Forever is supposed to come out!
2003-01-16 11:37:52 AM  
Now, either J-lo or Janet around the "That's the way love goes" period...that's something all together different...
2003-01-16 11:38:01 AM  
J-Lo is a singer ?
2003-01-16 11:39:25 AM  
I know she's hot and all, but I'm not impressed, or attracted. I think it something to do with the fact that she calls herself "Jay Low" and has committed sins against nature by making romantic comedies. And singing. And telling us repeatedly that "she's one of us" even though she'll have you thrown off the set of her movie or video for looking at her ENORMOUS ASS.

So, no. I would not hit it.
2003-01-16 11:41:48 AM  
So that means some Farker was LOOKING for J-Lo CDs. Sad, just sad.

2003-01-16 11:43:34 AM  
Tobychubacca: I got you one better *ahem*

I'm not fooled by the rocks that you got/ you stil, you still sucking that c**k/ you used to ho a little now you ho a lot/ let me bust in your eye so you can see where i came from

By the way folks, she's not all that hot
*waits for verbal bashing*
2003-01-16 11:44:10 AM  
Lots of Amazon listings claim products are to be released Dec 31, 1969!

So in addition to the Segway, Amazon is selling time machines.

Go Dean Kamen!!!
2003-01-16 11:45:15 AM  
As long as we don't have to hear about her between now and then..this is ok with me.
2003-01-16 11:45:27 AM  
who is this j-lo? i don;t get it. is it a band or something?
2003-01-16 11:45:49 AM  
By the way folks, she's not all that hot
*waits for verbal bashing*

No verbal bashing - everyone has their own tastes... it's just amusing to me to read some of the JLo threads: she's such a skank, she's dirty, she's nasty, blah, blah, blah...

I challenge every Farker to compare JLo to what they're hitting now or what they've hit in the past and then tell me they still wouldn't hit it.
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