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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Night of the Lutzing Dead: zombies hit Chicago park for some ice skating   (suntimes.com) divider line 38
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2008-12-15 10:24:19 AM
They look more like clowns than zombies.
 
2008-12-15 11:09:27 AM
I hate Illinois zombies!
 
2008-12-15 11:28:39 AM
lajimi: I hate Illinois zombies!


Win.
 
2008-12-15 12:01:52 PM
I can't decide if the image of, otherwise slow and easily dodgeable zombies, trying to skate to where I am just so they can eat my brains is either funny of worrying.

I'm getting my SIR either way (it never jams).
 
2008-12-15 12:02:05 PM
Is anyone else just SICK of zombies? God, why can't they just STAY DEAD?
 
2008-12-15 12:03:35 PM
Jaws_Victim: Is anyone else just SICK of zombies? God, why can't they just STAY DEAD?

Brains are delicious.

www.goodwitchgoodies.com
 
2008-12-15 12:04:44 PM
CygnusDarius: I'm getting my SIR either way (it never jams).

I'll stick with my Lobo. It's more satisfying to use.
 
2008-12-15 12:04:58 PM
Loved the crack about Zombies == Hoosiers in the article.
 
2008-12-15 12:05:17 PM
lajimi: I hate Illinois zombies!

Could be worse, they could be Illinois nazi zombies. Now those, I really hate.
 
2008-12-15 12:06:36 PM
wheresourfish: lajimi: I hate Illinois zombies!

Could be worse, they could be Illinois nazi zombies. Now those, I really hate.


You know what is worse then that? Illinois surf nazi zombies.
 
2008-12-15 12:07:15 PM
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2008-12-15 12:12:37 PM
"Nurse Beata Wieczorek, 33, wished the zombies would limit activities to Halloween. She said they scared her toddler daughter Olivia.

"She's frightened,'' she said. "She's calling them witches.""

you and your kid are dumb; perhaps brainless?

\what would zombie Brian Boitano do?
 
2008-12-15 12:13:24 PM
Nurse Beata Wieczorek, 33, wished the zombies would limit activities to Halloween. She said they scared her toddler daughter Olivia.

"She's frightened,'' she said. "She's calling them witches."


Your child is an idiot lady, give up now.
 
2008-12-15 12:15:39 PM
the plague is spreading....

Wonder how long until they reach Yonkers...
 
2008-12-15 12:15:39 PM
Galen_Rasputin: wheresourfish: lajimi: I hate Illinois zombies!

Could be worse, they could be Illinois nazi zombies. Now those, I really hate.

You know what is worse then that? Illinois surf nazi zombies.


Luckily, in Illinois, surfing is not much of an option, so Illinois surf-nazi zombies are extremely rare. For now . . .
 
2008-12-15 12:20:38 PM
TyrantII 2008-12-15 12:15:39 PM
the plague is spreading....

Wonder how long until they reach Yonkers...

Hopefully after the holidays. Then I won't have to pay off my cards.
 
2008-12-15 12:22:32 PM
Brraaaaaaaaaaaaains.

/not a zombie.
//just like brainy people.
///meow.
 
2008-12-15 12:26:12 PM
I never thought I'd see any group of nerds surpass Trekkies and LARPers. Congrats, zombie cosplayers. And thanks for taking a cool piece of our popular culture and making it into something totally lame.
 
2008-12-15 12:29:59 PM
FTA: Matthew Stankiewicz, a zombie Santa, said he heard what he took for an insult:

"I did have one mom walk past and say, 'if you haven't noticed, there's a buncha Hoosiers everywhere.' "


Huh? Wha? 'Splain?
 
2008-12-15 12:30:01 PM
Lizard: TyrantII 2008-12-15 12:15:39 PM
the plague is spreading....

Wonder how long until they reach Yonkers...

Hopefully after the holidays. Then I won't have to pay off my cards.


Bad news: Phalanx doesn't work.
 
2008-12-15 12:30:52 PM
GuyCaballero: Congrats, zombie cosplayers. And thanks for taking a cool piece of our popular culture and making it into something totally lame.

^This.
 
2008-12-15 12:34:32 PM
"I tell you what's bad,'' he said. "Two hundred drunk Santas. They go on a pub crawl and then they come here."

I saw some drunk Santas stumbling down Chicago Avenue Saturday around 8:15pm. I wonder if they were part of that pack...
 
2008-12-15 12:35:23 PM
I went to a Have Your Picture Taken With Zombie Santa event last night. The Santa was very lame, but they had a neat zombie museum set up, cos it was at the Monroeville Mall. Plus the cast of a local Saturday Night horror tv program was there. Yay zombies!
 
2008-12-15 12:35:27 PM
The drunk Santas comment was the best part of the article:

An ice rink worker said the zombies were no trouble.

"I tell you what's bad,'' he said. "Two hundred drunk Santas. They go on a pub crawl and then they come here."

The Santas were at the rink Saturday night, said the worker, who asked to be anonymous.

One Santa vomited ("he didn't even make it on the ice"), a few tried to wrestle or fight -- no one was sure which, he said -- and two Santas made out on the ice.



LMAO!
 
2008-12-15 12:36:19 PM
do they like turtles?
 
2008-12-15 12:37:19 PM
Hank Hockey may be the best name evar
 
2008-12-15 12:40:29 PM
Is the whole zombie thing a dead horse yet?
 
2008-12-15 12:55:35 PM
Most have no doubt already seen it, but This video is pretty freaky.



/Not a RR
//You might wish it was
 
2008-12-15 01:01:41 PM
ArcadianRefugee: GuyCaballero: Congrats, zombie cosplayers. And thanks for taking a cool piece of our popular culture and making it into something totally lame.

^This.


This X 2.
 
2008-12-15 01:48:11 PM
Before I clicked on TFA, I thought it was about the Redwings coming to Wrigley on 1/1.
 
2008-12-15 02:10:39 PM
These people are farking bizarre. I happened to walk through one of their gatherings this summer at Watertower Place. It's all good until they start getting up in your shiat as you try to walk by.

/dangerously close to going ITG on this post
 
2008-12-15 02:16:57 PM
FarkinCubsFan: It's all good until they start getting up in your shiat as you try to walk by.

You should probably smack them with an olive loaf next time.
 
2008-12-15 02:43:25 PM
Damn Quislings.
 
2008-12-15 03:14:58 PM
Lutz? Is Lutz's Delicatessen still up there on Lincoln Avenue in Chicago?

/Chicago-born farker wants to know.
 
2008-12-15 05:30:21 PM
Bag of Hammers: ArcadianRefugee: GuyCaballero: Congrats, zombie cosplayers. And thanks for taking a cool piece of our popular culture and making it into something totally lame.

^This.

This X 2.


It was never cool. You're still just as much of a nerd as these people. Give it up.
 
2008-12-15 06:43:33 PM
pandabear: Lutz? Is Lutz's Delicatessen still up there on Lincoln Avenue in Chicago?

If you are thinking of the bakery at Montrose and Western, then yes.
 
2008-12-15 10:05:25 PM
Ecobuckeye: FTA: Matthew Stankiewicz, a zombie Santa, said he heard what he took for an insult:

"I did have one mom walk past and say, 'if you haven't noticed, there's a buncha Hoosiers everywhere.' "

Huh? Wha? 'Splain?


It's late in the thread, but I'll bite...

It's a dig at our neighbors to the southeast: either those gawking hayseeds from Indianapolis or from the "Region" (aka Northwest Indiana).
 
2008-12-16 04:08:18 PM
Notice how this was in a "lifestyles" section? Being a zombie isn't a lifestyle choice! It's biologically determined. You don't get to stay dead if you want to stay dead. And any activity that involves zombies and sharp blades will end up in pieces....
 
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