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(Seacoastonline.com)   Helloooooooo, nudity. Goodbyeeeeee, University of N.H. Freshman camp   (seacoastonline.com) divider line 59
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2008-12-15 10:40:40 AM  
The report says one female counselor urinated on herself during a skit to cheers.

Hmmm... obviously camp skits have changed since the last time I went to a camp.
 
2008-12-15 10:46:37 AM  
FTA: The report says one female counselor urinated on herself during a skit to cheers.

Giggity.
 
2008-12-15 11:00:47 AM  
damn, i think i went tot the wrong school
 
2008-12-15 11:14:04 AM  
what a party pooper

or maybe a party pisser?
 
2008-12-15 11:14:32 AM  
lexnaturalis: The report says one female counselor urinated on herself during a skit to cheers.

Hmmm... obviously camp skits have changed since the last time I went to a camp.


fap
 
2008-12-15 11:14:42 AM  
Win. Not quite epic win, but memorable.
 
2008-12-15 11:15:07 AM  
... Man, that sucks. I went to this last year and it was so incredibly boring. I'm always early for the good stuff.
 
2008-12-15 11:15:28 AM  
Farked.
 
2008-12-15 11:15:49 AM  
mons venus eruptus
 
2008-12-15 11:17:19 AM  
good for recruiting - bad PR for the parents paying the bill
 
2008-12-15 11:17:26 AM  
What nudity may look like, NSFW

FTFA: A disciplinary report says the University of New Hampshire disbanded one of the oldest student organizations because counselors got naked in front of campers and mooned them as they left on a bus.

They need to find the twinky who reported it and give him, or her, an atomic situp.

/BOO
 
2008-12-15 11:18:02 AM  
tortilla burger: what a party pooper

or maybe a party pisser?


As they say up north, "It was a wicked pissah!"
 
2008-12-15 11:18:07 AM  
jaylectricity: FTA: The report says one female counselor urinated on herself during a skit to cheers.

Giggity.


I came here to say exactly that.

What a shame UNH cancelled Freshman Club. Sounds like a great way to start college.

/Former high school/college streaker.
//Classes of 1974/1978.
 
2008-12-15 11:18:08 AM  
jaylectricity: FTA: The report says one female counselor urinated on herself during a skit to cheers.

Giggity.


Fifty bucks!
 
2008-12-15 11:18:34 AM  
Let me get this straight, These are College Freshmen, not High School Freshmen?

damn, hate to see what happens when these snowflakes are turned loose!

OMG mommy, and they she tried to show me her boobies, but I promise I didn't look, or touch, or put them in my mouth or nuthin!
 
2008-12-15 11:20:16 AM  
flomper.com
 
2008-12-15 11:21:15 AM  
So tits AND GTFO?
 
2008-12-15 11:21:38 AM  
"The report said other male counselors stood by naked, wearing only socks or hats."

Well.. there you go... it was the fashion police who closed it down.

/ socks and nudity, just bad form ... waaay baaaad....
 
2008-12-15 11:21:48 AM  
Got Urine?
 
2008-12-15 11:22:00 AM  
"The report says one female counselor urinated on herself during a skit to cheers."

The internet is rendered obsolete.
 
2008-12-15 11:23:26 AM  
Yeah_Right: "The report said other male counselors stood by naked, wearing only socks or hats."

Well.. there you go... it was the fashion police who closed it down.

/ socks and nudity, just bad form ... waaay baaaad....


You assume they were wearing the socks on their feet.
 
2008-12-15 11:23:57 AM  
Stavr0: Fifty bucks!

She then soiled herself
 
2008-12-15 11:24:26 AM  
Just wait till the paper hears about the veterinarian school hazing rituals
 
2008-12-15 11:25:53 AM  
lelio: aper hears about the veterinarian school hazing rituals

I heard they were baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad for ewe!
 
2008-12-15 11:26:57 AM  
Shakespeare's Monkey: What nudity may look like, NSFW

i46.photobucket.com
 
2008-12-15 11:28:30 AM  
Yeah_Right: "The report said other male counselors stood by naked, wearing only socks or hats."

Well.. there you go... it was the fashion police who closed it down.

/ socks and nudity, just bad form ... waaay baaaad....


Woody Allen is back in vogue maybe.
 
2008-12-15 11:29:28 AM  
Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "biatch". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the biatch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the biatch's ocular cavities.

This way to the cafeteria!

/I miss Phil Hartman.
 
2008-12-15 11:30:32 AM  
Smotto: Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "biatch". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the biatch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the biatch's ocular cavities.

This way to the cafeteria!

/I miss Phil Hartman.


Oops. Wrong board.

'Scuse me.
 
2008-12-15 11:31:46 AM  
is that Katie Holmes up there?
 
2008-12-15 11:34:02 AM  
If it'd been female nudity only, it probably wouldn't have been shut down. The mooning was likely a step towards student government censure, but not a big deal.

But full frontal male nudity, with added graphic fetish behavior, was the straw that broke the camel's back. You can't even get away with that in an R-Rated movie.
 
2008-12-15 11:39:00 AM  
Shakespeare's Monkey: What nudity may look like, NSFW

/BOO


Hate you so much
 
2008-12-15 11:41:01 AM  
Wow, this is classic/epic/full of win.


OMG Nudity! From young adults? The horrrrrrorrrrororor!
Next thing you know they might have s-e-x! (Well maybe not the chick who pee'ed herself) The girls might see manbutt, the guys might see a who-ha, this could have disastrous consequences, (*shudder*). Even worse what if some of the guys see man butt or girls see other girls who-ha's. What if they get interest in the wrong parts? It is madness! We need to join the fight to stop these firm, nubile, college age adults from exposing themselves to other adults. This could crumble the foundations of society.

/I'll be in by bunk
//with a big bag of popcorn

->But really if they are over 18 why does it matter to anyone but the people who participated? Most parties on the weekend have all the elements described in the article- nudity, mooning, even some one peeing on themselves. I do not see what is so shocking.
 
2008-12-15 11:41:27 AM  
Smotto: Smotto: Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "biatch". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the biatch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the biatch's ocular cavities.

This way to the cafeteria!

/I miss Phil Hartman.

Oops. Wrong board.

'Scuse me.


It actually fit in this thread.
Weird huh.
 
2008-12-15 11:41:44 AM  
secularsage: If it'd been female nudity only, it probably wouldn't have been shut down. The mooning was likely a step towards student government censure, but not a big deal.

But full frontal male nudity, with added graphic fetish behavior, was the straw that broke the camel's back. You can't even get away with that in an R-Rated movie.


upload.wikimedia.org
Disapproves.
www.virginmedia.com
..and would rather not wear a banana hammock.

/me-linked
 
2008-12-15 11:41:46 AM  
The report says one female counselor urinated on herself during a skit to cheers.

What's her number?
 
2008-12-15 11:43:15 AM  
Hoooooly crap! You know next year they are going to have donkeys and shiznit.
 
2008-12-15 11:44:06 AM  
Immersion: ... Man, that sucks. I went to this last year and it was so incredibly boring. I'm always early for the good stuff.

Dude, every freshman orientation is boring, especially when they try to make it fun. The only event my friends and I liked was meeting with the professors in our major.
 
2008-12-15 11:47:42 AM  
AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Dude, every freshman orientation is boring, especially when they try to make it fun. The only event my friends and I liked was meeting with the professors in our major.

For me it was introducing my professor to the coeds.
 
2008-12-15 11:48:17 AM  
snake822: For me it was introducing my professor to the coeds.

And by professor I don't mean what you're thinking.

/Yeah I do.
 
2008-12-15 11:49:42 AM  
The report says one female counselor urinated on herself during a skit to cheers.

Find this woman, bathe her, and bring her to me.
 
2008-12-15 11:50:56 AM  
PoopStain: The report says one female counselor urinated on herself during a skit to cheers.

Find this woman, bathe her, and bring her to me.


This
 
2008-12-15 11:54:03 AM  
Ah, keep it classy, my alma mater (well, my fiance's alma mater, I go here now).

Anyway, all of you guys saying "Oh, that's hot" the freshman camp skits are run by the theater majors. Most of them are "artsy" type new-age Bisexual Vegan Anarchists, or bohemian types. None of the women shave, anything, and they are mostly either overweight or, if they overlap with the dancers (not just regular dancers, who are hot, but the ones who are dancers AND theater majors), are abnormally skinny and look like a transvestite with a tapeworm. At least, those are the ones who do Freshman Camp skits, from my experience.

When I went to freshman camp, they mimed gay sex on stage to talk about how we were all going to get AIDS in college.
 
2008-12-15 11:55:10 AM  
The report says one female counselor urinated on herself during a skit to Cheers.

NORM!!
 
2008-12-15 11:57:01 AM  
I guess attention is in short supply, these days.
 
2008-12-15 11:59:03 AM  
Basiorana: Most of them are "artsy" type new-age Bisexual Vegan Anarchists, or bohemian types

If its two 4's it counts as an 8 right?
 
2008-12-15 12:06:30 PM  
Yeah_Right: "The report said other male counselors stood by naked, wearing only socks or hats."

Well.. there you go... it was the fashion police who closed it down.

/ socks and nudity, just bad form ... waaay baaaad....


begs to differ (new window)
 
2008-12-15 12:07:24 PM  
above link is mildly NSFW. Sorry bout that.
 
2008-12-15 12:08:03 PM  
This thread useless without the pics......
 
2008-12-15 12:10:02 PM  
PoopStain: The report says one female counselor urinated on herself during a skit to cheers.

Find this woman, bathe her, and bring her to me.


Fixed that so it'd apply to me.
 
2008-12-15 12:45:03 PM  
Basiorana:
Anyway, all of you guys saying "Oh, that's hot" the freshman camp skits are run by the theater majors. Most of them are "artsy" type new-age Bisexual Vegan Anarchists, or bohemian types. None of the women shave, anything, and they are mostly either overweight or, if they overlap with the dancers (not just regular dancers, who are hot, but the ones who are dancers AND theater majors), are abnormally skinny and look like a transvestite with a tapeworm. At least, those are the ones who do Freshman Camp skits, from my experience.

When I went to freshman camp, they mimed gay sex on stage to talk about how we were all going to get AIDS in college.


Theater majors, huh? 'Nuff said. I was on board with the "precious snowflake" crowd until you revealed this extremely relevant fact to me. I bet the cheers during the public urination were solely from other Theater majors.

Believe me, I'm all for gratuitous nudity among college students, but Theater majors should not be given an opportunity to please themselves in front of a captive audience -- and they are, after all, most concerned with pleasing themselves. I would have complained, too.

Maybe Freshman Camp shouldn't be disbanded but, rather, run by Counseling or Education majors (or, perhaps, Communications/PR), and then let the Theater majors get back to dressing up like vulvas to celebrate "The Vagina Monologues" or some shiat.
 
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