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(Register-Star)   Man discovered with 44 pieces of crack cocaine hidden in his rectum. Nearly killed 'im   ( divider line
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2003-01-15 11:28:25 PM  
mmmm... ass crack.
2003-01-15 11:33:55 PM  
that headline is great.
2003-01-16 12:14:16 AM  
Nearly killed 'im. Hell I hardly knew 'im. Wait that is'nt the joke. Can someone help me I am lost and can't find my car.
2003-01-16 12:38:30 AM  
That headline is only remotely related to the article
2003-01-16 01:25:47 AM  

Say "rectum. Nearly killed 'im" out loud.

Then you'll get the joke.
2003-01-16 02:55:08 AM  
I must be missing something. The headline has absolutely nothing to do with the article.
2003-01-16 05:29:43 AM  
Uh, Ok, someone needs to check the article.
2003-01-16 05:31:25 AM  
"Damn near killed 'im!"
2003-01-16 05:32:00 AM  
The submitter of this article left some crack in his rectum.
2003-01-16 05:32:01 AM  
Did he have to get a new ass cause the old one had a crack in it?

2003-01-16 05:32:28 AM  
Having said that,

City pitches to stay county health building's host

would probably have been a more appropriate title.
2003-01-16 05:32:46 AM  
Mayor's Aide Carmine Pierro said Wednesday the city is making efforts to ensure they stay in Hudson.

I dunno, this little snippet might apply to the headline...
2003-01-16 05:33:38 AM  
Or "30,000 mental patients fall through cracks in the system"
2003-01-16 05:41:07 AM  
2003-01-16 05:43:42 AM  
City pitches to stay county health building's host

what the fark is this shiat. The link doesnt go to any crack article using mozilla, or any other browser. Fark you Drew
2003-01-16 05:44:41 AM  
Imagine being arrested for such an anus crime!
2003-01-16 05:45:08 AM  
To anyone who doesn't get the headline, this will help.

Repeat out loud 5 times fast:

Owah Tafoo Lyahm

(Oh, and when riding the bus in the ghetto, don't forget your aspirins.)
2003-01-16 05:47:40 AM  
you farkers suck. No one has even mentioned the article goes to some BS link. I love loosers like you who post with your thunbs up your a$$ :)
2003-01-16 05:47:42 AM  
could be a very shiattty situation!
2003-01-16 05:52:43 AM  
Very nice use of the headline.
2003-01-16 05:53:00 AM  
Stick THAT up your pipe and smoke it.
2003-01-16 05:54:33 AM  
It's a game, right? I'm supposed to pretend I didn't click the link and post like I never read it.
2003-01-16 05:56:58 AM  
01-16-03 05:47:40 AM Macker
you farkers suck. No one has even mentioned the article goes to some BS link. I love loosers like you who post with your thunbs up your a$$ :)

Why the hell should we? I read the article and decided to go ahead with a crack joke anyway. If you dont read the article then boo-hoo for you.
2003-01-16 05:59:25 AM  
"Basically, we're in the discussion stage, with three different parcels under consideration," Pierro said.

I guess it depends on size, shape, and how far up their arses they can get them.
2003-01-16 06:03:01 AM  
2003-01-16 06:05:17 AM  
Say this out loud to yourself, slowly, about 10 times:

"I am a farking idiot".

Get it? Keep trying, you will.
2003-01-16 06:07:25 AM  

If you help me find my keys, I'll DRIVE us out of here!

No, wait, that wasn't the right joke either....
2003-01-16 06:09:45 AM  

just trying out the filter
2003-01-16 06:17:32 AM  
I love it when Fark turned to poo for humor!

What do you think of the rectum as a whole?

Do you think it'll ever be wiped out?
2003-01-16 06:32:35 AM  
*looking at the stars*

I can see Uranus...get it ur anus..hehhe


That used to crack me up.
2003-01-16 06:40:28 AM  
Hank Hill can use the crack for fish bait....
2003-01-16 07:11:01 AM  
Din't see the article.

However, I did go to the front page and voted in the latest poll...

Do you like Polls?

: \
2003-01-16 07:13:02 AM  
Is this one of those cryptic articles?
Should it read - "Basically, we're in the discussion stage, with three different [crack cocaine] parcels under consideration [which we found up some guys ass]" Pierro said.
2003-01-16 07:16:55 AM  
I heard they're gonna eat a horse rectum on fear factor.
2003-01-16 07:17:39 AM  
LawTalkingGuy:- Live or dead?
2003-01-16 07:24:23 AM  
LawTalkingGuy - they already did last week. Wasn't as totally repulsive as I thought it would be. It was obvious that it was intestine, and so it was only gross, not sick.

And it was dead.

OK, for your next stunt, you're going to... TOSS.. MY.. SALAD!

[/mr ed] [/joey rogan] [/chris rock]
2003-01-16 07:28:49 AM  
My bad.

Live would be way grosser, unless you're into that kind of thing.

I didn't watch the Man vs. Beast last night, but I would have if the winner got to eat the loser. Come on, Fox, MAKE IT HAPPEN!

(Also my reason for not watching the Tonya Harding vs. Darva Conger fight)
2003-01-16 07:43:49 AM  
Crack Kills.
2003-01-16 07:44:21 AM  
well son of biatch
2003-01-16 07:57:43 AM  
"I'd rather have crack in times of no money,than money in times of no crack".

Paraphrased from the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
2003-01-16 08:04:54 AM  
Ok, so this guy walks into a bar, right?...
2003-01-16 08:09:34 AM  
A horse walks into a bar. Fear Factor is on. The horse sees horse rectum being consumed. The horse weeps. The horse then consumes pork rinds without realizing the rampant hypocrisy inherent in his actions.
2003-01-16 08:16:11 AM  
... the barman asks "why the long face?"
2003-01-16 08:18:40 AM  
"Junior, where's the TV?!"

"Mama, I smoked the TV."

--Sam L. Jackson, "Jungle Fever"
2003-01-16 08:19:22 AM  
Jay_vee Wow that was a much better punchline than my punch-less rambling.
2003-01-16 08:22:50 AM  
Wonder if the asshat would like some [image from too old to be available]?
2003-01-16 08:24:06 AM  
Witney Houston was unavailable for comment.
2003-01-16 08:25:17 AM  
In other news... An arrest warrant has been issued for Bobby Brown...
2003-01-16 08:38:36 AM  
2003-01-16 08:39:16 AM  
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