FTA: gravely wounding a 31-year-old man with a history of gang activity

Oh she is funny.

The Phelps have gotten our of control.

... a history of gang related activity..."

Since when does being in a gang make you a badass, subby?

The "badass" gangs are in Sicily... not Portland

Obligatory

It saves time. They can all just be thrown in the same grave!

OUT of control even.

/8am and Vodka.

So when are they gonna bury the survivors?

He told you he was hardcore.

was they black?

That was one mean "elderly woman not related to the incident" allright.

Mr.Niceguy: was they black?

You sir, are a racist! I know many white people with the name Darshawn, or Lavone or some combination thereof. Hah!

/dammit I am NOT funny before coffee
//apologies

(disembodied voice somewhere in the background, screaming) "Stop farking firing!"

No, not badass. Just another dead criminal.

Sgt. Brian Schmautz of the Portland police said the wounded man, Darshawn Lavone Cross, had a criminal history of gang-related activity.



/Oblig

Just sad.

I guess they had to make sure he was dead.

That, or you're such a dick that people want to shoot anyone who would morn your loss.

I work at the cemetery the city sends all of it's welfare cases to. We get a lot of gang related deaths.

A few weeks ago we were burying a gang member and one of his friends got up and gave the eulogy and then promptly pulled a knife with a 12 inch blade on someone else at the graveside. Thankfully the family was made up of very large men and a couple of them managed to wrestle him to the ground before he could hurt anyone.

I thought it actually meant you were a POS gangbanger and the world is better off without you and your kind.

hng: FTFA: Although the neighborhood has been gentrifying in recent years, it has in the past been the scene of gang activity.

note to self:
calling my master plan
Gentrification- OK

calling my master plan
Ethnic Cleansing- not OK

Clever. Deep. True.

Accent: ... a history of gang related activity..."

Since when does being in a gang make you a badass, subby?

The "badass" gangs are in Sicily... not Portland

A gang is a gang. And none of them are badass, to break it down like that. Be they in Sicily, or Portland.

I've always thought gang members should be sent to Sudan or some other militant faction-based society. It'd kinda put the whole toughness thing into perspective for them, IMO.

When people get shot at your funeral you know you are a total badass dumbass. Or at least know you *were* a total badass dumbass

FTF Subby