Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(AP)   The most popular man at the nudist colony: located   (hosted.ap.org ) divider line 33
    More: Dumbass  
•       •       •

32881 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Dec 2008 at 12:51 AM (7 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



33 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread
 
2008-12-12 10:34:50 PM  
HA! Classic joke. =D
 
2008-12-12 11:06:53 PM  
Who ordered the boston cream and the two coffees?
 
2008-12-13 12:53:47 AM  
How the hell else was he gonna hold - oh nevermind.
 
2008-12-13 12:54:35 AM  

Makh: Who ordered the boston cream and the two coffees?


I hoped no one grabbed his balls too fast because they thought he bought two Munchkins from DD.
 
2008-12-13 12:55:18 AM  
What, the sign only said "No shirt, no shoes, no service"

Was that wrong, should I not have done that?
 
2008-12-13 12:56:46 AM  
Probation just for failing to put on his pants? That seems harsh. Unless he stacked the doughnuts on...well, then, maybe it's not such a tough sentence after all.
 
2008-12-13 12:57:25 AM  
He was just showing them his idea of a long john...
 
2008-12-13 12:58:10 AM  
Have fun on the sex offender's registry.
 
2008-12-13 12:58:48 AM  
He thought it was a Subway, and wanted to show off his five-dollar footlong.
 
2008-12-13 01:00:08 AM  
What no defence in Court story?
Please describe the Penis?
Was the Penis rigid or wrinkly?
What color variations would you say the Penis was?
If the Penis was shown to you. Could you say 100% that it is the Penis in question?

/Penis.
 
2008-12-13 01:06:12 AM  
Search for most popular woman at nudist club still ongoing.

/ just oneeeeeeeeeeee more donut to go, missy
 
2008-12-13 01:07:03 AM  
At least he wasn't at the local fair and having kids throw rings at him.
 
2008-12-13 01:08:42 AM  
He slaps the pizza dough on his bare chest!?

--You should-a see him make-a the donut.
 
2008-12-13 01:14:08 AM  
Well duh, where else is he going to put the third donut?
 
2008-12-13 01:21:03 AM  
Man without pants? I thought it was Men without Hats?
 
2008-12-13 01:31:41 AM  
What's his login?
 
2008-12-13 01:32:17 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

/first thing I thought of
//hotlinked for easy stacking
 
2008-12-13 01:35:16 AM  
Did he get his dough-nuts?
 
2008-12-13 02:33:52 AM  
The joke, for those that don't know it:

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
 
2008-12-13 02:40:22 AM  
So, ya want 'em glazed now?

/sorry
 
2008-12-13 03:07:52 AM  
3 Years probation for no pants? Sheesh. Was it his 10th offence?
 
2008-12-13 03:10:04 AM  
420.thrashbarg.net

Semprini?
 
2008-12-13 05:01:04 AM  
"The 46-year-old was caught because a worker noted his license plate number."

Riiight... Like I'm supposed to believe there wasn't a police cruiser or two already there.
 
2008-12-13 06:30:47 AM  

psxer2600: The joke, for those that don't know it:

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.


And the most popular woman at the nudist colony? The one who eats the last donut.
 
2008-12-13 07:39:25 AM  
Get rid of that colon, for fark's sake. Headline doesn't need it, and that's not how it's done. Except on Fark.
 
2008-12-13 08:44:07 AM  

ciocia: psxer2600: The joke, for those that don't know it:

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

And the most popular woman at the nudist colony? The one who eats the last donut.


"...Looked so damn good I ate it myself!"
 
2008-12-13 09:53:50 AM  
One of my friends had a stint at McDonald's back in high school and had a guy do a naked drive-through. She said he was really hot and that he had obviously lost a bet and didn't say anything (guy was embarrassed, his friends were laughing a few feet away). She just winked and handed him his order.
 
2008-12-13 10:14:33 AM  

Ronin_S: One of my friends had a stint at McDonald's back in high school and had a guy do a naked drive-through. She said he was really hot and that he had obviously lost a bet and didn't say anything (guy was embarrassed, his friends were laughing a few feet away). She just winked and handed him his order.


A friend of mine once got an obscene phone call while volunteering at the local PBS station's pledge drive.

/For a pledge of $100, I'll tell you what I'm wearing...
 
2008-12-13 11:17:19 AM  
RING TOSS!!!
 
2008-12-13 11:52:42 AM  
No!!! I meant show 'em you're crazy!!
 
2008-12-13 02:27:47 PM  
Balbricker: Now, Mr. Carter. I know this is completely unorthodox. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Now that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he's extremely dangerous. And, Mr. Carter, I'm certain that everyone in this room knows who that is. He's a contemptible little pervert who...
Mr. Carter: Miss Balbricker!
Balbricker: Well, I'm sorry, but I've got him now, and I'm not going to let him slip through my fingers again. Now, all I'm asking is that you give me five boys for a few minutes. The coaches can be present - Tommy Turner and any four boys you see fit to choose and we... and we... can put a stop to this menace. And it is a menace.
[pause]
Balbricker: Well, what are you gonna do about it?
Mr. Carter: Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker. Please, please can we call it a "tallywhacker"? Penis is so ppp... penis is so personal.
Balbricker: We can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment. Now listen: we have got to do it, as distasteful as it is. I know it's him. That
[pause]
Balbricker: tallywhacker had a mole on it. And that mole is the key to it.
Mr. Carter: Miss Balbricker, do you realize the difficulty of your request? Now, I would be very happy to, uh, to apprehend the young man myself. But can you imagine what the board of education would say if you were granted a line-up in order to examine their private pa... their private parts for an incriminating mole?
Balbricker: But Mr. Carter.
Coach Brakett: Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school..."Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."
 
2008-12-13 07:54:07 PM  
"Yes, I'll take a dozen. No, I don't need a box."
 
2008-12-14 11:35:41 AM  
yup
 
Displayed 33 of 33 comments



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report