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(Fark)   Subby was just in the shower and had one of the larger WTF moments of my life. DIT w/pics   (fark.com) divider line 2225
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2008-12-12 05:49:49 PM  
No long story just a series of facts:

-My roommate got drunk last night
-Last night I heard the shower running for three hours straight.
-While getting into the shower today, I noticed little red spots around the shower curtain/shower floor.
-I washed them away thinking they were vomit.
-During my shower, I look down to find this:

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Taco sauce.

An empty bottle of taco sauce, in my shower, leaking.

Does anyone. ANYONE have any possible explanations?

Because I've got nothing. Guys, I'm not that weird and I don't even know where I would begin to want to make something like this up.
 
2008-12-12 05:51:50 PM  
ElAuttin: Does anyone. ANYONE have any possible explanations?

Maybe he was hungry?
 
2008-12-12 05:52:19 PM  
I have absolutely NO idea. None. Hysterical, though. Really funny.
 
2008-12-12 05:52:21 PM  
BWAHAHAHAHA! That's awesome. And I have no idea.
 
2008-12-12 05:52:22 PM  
ElAuttin: -My roommate got drunk last night

There's your explanation.
 
2008-12-12 05:52:36 PM  
washing your pubes in hot sauce gets rid of crabs.

/no fukcing clue
 
2008-12-12 05:53:07 PM  
Kinky!
 
2008-12-12 05:53:09 PM  
LOL WTF? I would not recommend fapping with taco sauce folks.
 
2008-12-12 05:53:13 PM  
A taco has to have sauce

/got nothing
 
2008-12-12 05:53:17 PM  
He chugged the bottle?
Washed his butt with it?
/no idea
 
2008-12-12 05:53:20 PM  
I'm not sure I would be touching that bottle without rubber gloves on, buddy.
 
2008-12-12 05:53:25 PM  
Is your thumb broken, elauttin?
 
2008-12-12 05:53:25 PM  
Smell your roommates hair.
When he goes "WTF?!" pull out the bottle and ask.
 
2008-12-12 05:53:38 PM  
I don't believe you.
 
2008-12-12 05:53:44 PM  
Maybe he has a thing for hot sauce.

Or maybe his thing fits well in the bottle.
 
2008-12-12 05:54:05 PM  
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at anything TF has presented me with.
 
2008-12-12 05:54:08 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NICE!

That is truly awesome.
 
2008-12-12 05:54:16 PM  
Sounds like he tried to vomit into the taco sauce bottle but missed.
 
2008-12-12 05:54:25 PM  
A) Ask your roommate
B) Bookmark this thread
 
2008-12-12 05:54:27 PM  
littlett's: Maybe he has a thing for hot sauce.

Or maybe his thing fits well in the bottle.


That burns so f*cking bad.
 
2008-12-12 05:54:46 PM  
Go look in the fridge and I bet you find shaving cream next to the ketchup
 
2008-12-12 05:54:46 PM  
After looking closer this stuff was everywhere. It was on the outside of the shower curtain. THE OUTSIDE.

Meaning he was using the taco sauce in MULTIPLE areas of the bathroom.

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2008-12-12 05:55:01 PM  
sometimes I drink beer in the shower. maybe he was drinking taco sauce.

or eating tacos. Or he just put it in there to fark with you. I think I am gonna put taco sauce in the shower of my one buddy's house because he is a clean freak. Thank you, ElAuttin.
 
2008-12-12 05:55:02 PM  
netweavr: littlett's: Maybe he has a thing for hot sauce.

Or maybe his thing fits well in the bottle.

That burns so f*cking bad.


Not that I'd know.
 
cjo [TotalFark]
2008-12-12 05:55:07 PM  
Like a sneeze, but a lot better?
 
2008-12-12 05:55:14 PM  
Perhaps he hear that sticking a bottle of hot sauce in your anus adds to the pleasure.
 
2008-12-12 05:55:25 PM  
Solid State Vittles: I'm not sure I would be touching that bottle without rubber gloves on, buddy.

i wouldnt worry about it. i know for a fact that you cant put a hollow glass object in your ass.
 
2008-12-12 05:55:25 PM  
netweavr: That burns so f*cking bad.

How would you know?
 
2008-12-12 05:55:40 PM  
I think you should start a Blog/NewsMagazine about this and post a thousand pictures randomly.
 
2008-12-12 05:55:45 PM  
He was like, Hmmmmm do I want to eat tacos, ortega shower....


and then a lightbulb went off
 
2008-12-12 05:55:46 PM  
he had a light night craving for fish tacos?
 
2008-12-12 05:55:46 PM  
goddammit, elauttin.
 
2008-12-12 05:55:55 PM  
Poor man's version of that "tingly" lube?

Got nothin'
 
2008-12-12 05:56:33 PM  
NoseBrain: I don't believe you.

Dude, I know you remember that one time I got drunk and jacked a thread. I know you haven't forgotten it. In fact you specifically were one of the reasons I even hesitated to even tell you guys about this.

But I don't care. No one is home to tell about this and it must be shared.
 
2008-12-12 05:56:36 PM  
FishyFred: netweavr: That burns so f*cking bad.

How would you know?


We were bored on a ship in the middle of the Pacific.
 
2008-12-12 05:56:48 PM  
Hyperbolic Hyperbole: i wouldnt worry about it. i know for a fact that you cant put a hollow glass object in your ass.

You're not trying hard enough.
 
2008-12-12 05:56:58 PM  
Smell the Glove: He was like, Hmmmmm do I want to eat tacos, ortega shower....


and then a lightbulb went off


WIN.
 
2008-12-12 05:57:02 PM  
Maybe he's using that as a substitute for dandruff shampoo?

The tingling lets you know that it's working!
 
2008-12-12 05:57:04 PM  
Smell the Glove: and then a lightbulb went off

I think in the cartoons usually a lightbulb turns on. just saying
 
2008-12-12 05:57:48 PM  
Got nothing but I just bought the same shampoo.
 
2008-12-12 05:58:03 PM  
He was hot and he was hungry.
 
2008-12-12 05:58:04 PM  
This is hysterical. Thank you for making me laugh :)
 
2008-12-12 05:58:16 PM  
Maybe he brought home a senorita. Is there a Sharpie on the counter?
 
2008-12-12 05:58:28 PM  
hockeyfarker: Smell the Glove: and then a lightbulb went off

I think in the cartoons usually a lightbulb turns on. just saying


I bet he did it in the dark
 
2008-12-12 05:58:29 PM  
Mr Rusty Shackleford: You're not trying hard enough.

im not talking about impossible, im talking about the danger.

dont make me post proof.
 
2008-12-12 05:58:47 PM  
I want to hear your roomie's explanation.
 
2008-12-12 05:58:51 PM  
Get some ecstacy and champagne, tonight I'll shove a hot pepper up your ass
 
2008-12-12 05:59:36 PM  
He was so drunk that he was pretending he was banging a girl in there and applied the salsa to the imaginary pink taco in front of his face and his application of such caused it to spew all over the place.
 
2008-12-12 05:59:41 PM  
NoseBrain: I don't believe you.

Subby's roommate could be marrying a Mexican girl for all we know.
 
2008-12-12 05:59:43 PM  
Hyperbolic Hyperbole: i wouldnt worry about it. i know for a fact that you cant put a hollow glass object in your ass.

I have bad news, but I'm not allowed to post about it on Fark. Suffice it to say that it is the newest in shock video technology and if you want to see it, you can e-mail me. My login @ gmail
 
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