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(Fox News)   Oops... we forgot to tell you. We found those plague vials a few days ago. Consider yourself notified.   ( divider line
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14389 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jan 2003 at 3:05 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-15 03:07:27 PM  
You say PSA, I say dumbass. PSA, dumbass! Dumbass, PSA -- let's call the whole thing off.
2003-01-15 03:07:27 PM  
What a relief! I can start eating rat again.
2003-01-15 03:07:27 PM  
I rest my case
2003-01-15 03:07:35 PM  
Remember back when the vials got lost? Ah the good ol' days.
2003-01-15 03:08:02 PM  
So can I take off my gas mask now?
2003-01-15 03:08:11 PM  
In Russia, vials plague you!
2003-01-15 03:08:16 PM  
Wheew! I was worried for about 45 minutes there.
2003-01-15 03:08:47 PM  
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2003-01-15 03:08:50 PM  
*whew*, I was REAL worried there.
2003-01-15 03:09:05 PM  
"Just the name 'bubonic plague' is enough to really spread terror," he said.

The words President Al Gore scared me a lot more.
2003-01-15 03:09:12 PM  
Dear dumbass poster. The vials were found Wednesday. What day is today you ask? Why it is Wednesday.
2003-01-15 03:09:22 PM  
Also, has anyone seen my keys? I can't find them either.
2003-01-15 03:09:55 PM  
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling Feds.

Bobby Knight's still a dick.
2003-01-15 03:10:09 PM  
"Stupidd stupppid people!!
2003-01-15 03:10:27 PM  
Well, there goes my plan to take over the world.

--Dr. Evil
2003-01-15 03:10:34 PM  
Send yer kids to Texas Tech university and get 'em edumacated!
2003-01-15 03:10:45 PM  
"President Joe Lieberman" scares me even more than President Gorebot.
2003-01-15 03:10:59 PM  
LMAO- jeez these people are RETARDED
2003-01-15 03:11:00 PM  
They were sitting next to those hard drives from the JPL.
2003-01-15 03:11:00 PM  
Farking undergrads were using them to construct a beer bong
2003-01-15 03:11:21 PM  
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The only thing plaging rats is insufficient headgear.
2003-01-15 03:11:28 PM  
Shoeman's page who could resist?
2003-01-15 03:11:44 PM  
Sharpton has a better chance of Lieberman getting elected.
2003-01-15 03:11:58 PM  
bubonic plague?
yuck, I wouldnt touch that with a 10 foot pole!
2003-01-15 03:12:00 PM  
here is the way i think it went down...

here we see bob coming back from lunch....

Bob- Why are all of these Fbi guys here?
Frank-35 vials have been stolen!
Bob- What the fark you mean stolen? There right here in my playmate cooler on the work bench.
Frank- DOH! Ok nothing to see here you lookie loos.
2003-01-15 03:12:02 PM  
"plaguing" even
2003-01-15 03:12:14 PM  
Yeah, well I still have these damn fleas. Who's gonna do something about that, huh?
2003-01-15 03:12:23 PM  
Yeah, Geofreak, but at least it's Darwinism at its best, then. Hehe.
2003-01-15 03:12:26 PM  
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2003-01-15 03:12:36 PM  
2003-01-15 03:12:53 PM  
Oh crap, people are panicking!

Uhhhh... Tell them we found the vials - no! Tell them we never really lost the vials. Yeah. That's it.
2003-01-15 03:13:43 PM  
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2003-01-15 03:13:47 PM  
"President Harrison Ford"

Now there's something to hope for!!
2003-01-15 03:13:58 PM  
Hey maybe we can have a thread for assheads posting the same goddam picture over and over again in hopes of crapping out another cliche. Wouldn't that be fun!?
2003-01-15 03:14:04 PM  
Hehehe, is still saying "Federal authorities are looking for 35 vials reported missing from Texas Tech University." Top notch work, CNN, top notch...
2003-01-15 03:14:14 PM  
Oh brother. Here's what the TV news coverage reminded me of...

Kent Brockman: Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each others' heads open and feast on the goo inside?
Professor: Uh, yes, I would Kent.
2003-01-15 03:14:16 PM  
Merltech - You don't say.
2003-01-15 03:14:38 PM  
And to think that people are still posting on the other thread right now...

2003-01-15 03:14:47 PM  
I'm more concerned about the blue-bonnet plague. Spring is right around the corner and these little bastard flowers are out of control. First you notice one or two in your neighbors yard, then in yours, then everywhere, meanwhile you're pushing up daisies.
2003-01-15 03:14:50 PM  
According to the CDC, about 14 percent, or one in seven, of all plague cases in the United States are fatal. Human plague in this country has occurred as mostly scattered cases in rural areas -- an average of 10 to 20 persons each year -- and is active in about 15 states

Generally, plague is most common in the Southwestern states, particularly New Mexico and Arizona. Human plague occurs in 1,000 to 3,000 people worldwide each year, the CDC said.

The disease can be treated with antibiotics. Health officials say 10 to 20 people in the United States contract plague each year. About one in seven U.S. cases is fatal.

Thank you captain redundancy.
2003-01-15 03:14:50 PM  
2003-01-15 03:15:20 PM  
Oh no we lost them run for your lives!
Oh wait... here they are.
Sorry, they were behind my lunch in the lab fridge. Brought a bit of meatloaf today.
2003-01-15 03:15:28 PM  
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I wash my vials EVERY night dammit!!
2003-01-15 03:17:08 PM  
I'm a little more worried about my misplaced 'Enema bag.'Ú
2003-01-15 03:17:09 PM  
Hmm, HomerSamson113 maybe the vials we're returned, but Mojo Jojo is still up to no good disguised as a scientist.
2003-01-15 03:17:28 PM  
Don't worry everyone. J. Lo and Ben's life will be back to schedule...
2003-01-15 03:18:39 PM  
I'm w/ this guy fark the stupid plague. Lets see some boobies.
2003-01-15 03:18:40 PM  
I didn't read this article, nor do I intend to.

Did they mention if Bob Knight actually had the vials? Because if not, whoever posted that last headline was totally lying.
2003-01-15 03:19:08 PM  

Is that even a freaking word? That's as bad as flied.
2003-01-15 03:19:11 PM  
And in Other News.

We aprehended Osama Bin Laden while he was attending a Detroit Red Wings hockey game in early November !!
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