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2008-12-11 03:38:02 PM
I had nerd sex once. It was kind of smelly, and getting a Darth Vader helmet out of your ass is pretty friggin' time consuming.
 
2008-12-11 04:16:30 PM
No doubt had a poopstain on it.
 
2008-12-11 04:29:50 PM
submitter: Naked clowns and nerd sex

sounds like a normal Saturday night to me.
 
2008-12-11 04:29:57 PM
PoopStain: I had nerd sex once. It was kind of smelly, and getting a Darth Vader helmet out of your ass is pretty friggin' time consuming.

Nice.

Obligatory image:

i23.photobucket.com
 
2008-12-11 05:32:04 PM
Sounds like a Bloodhound Gang album.
 
2008-12-11 06:04:58 PM
i190.photobucket.com
 
2008-12-11 06:32:08 PM
How you doin' Zarkin Frood?

/Yup, you got that right
 
2008-12-11 06:34:48 PM
www.qwiglee.com

Hmm where's the nerd chick in this pic?
 
2008-12-11 06:35:22 PM
Early Prediction: Epic Thread
 
2008-12-11 06:36:27 PM
Early prediction: ad server meltdown.
 
2008-12-11 06:37:38 PM
blessthe40oz.com
 
2008-12-11 06:37:48 PM
The link is Farked!
 
2008-12-11 06:38:01 PM
I'm drinking heavily while building a computer, so I'm really getting a kick...

/Had to do it...
//No, really, that's REALLY what I'm doing...
///Service Pack 3 and Whiskey all at the same time..
 
2008-12-11 06:38:33 PM
The Onanist: Obligatory image:

Aw Jesus...I wish you'd lose that one.
 
2008-12-11 06:39:19 PM
img135.imageshack.us
 
2008-12-11 06:40:30 PM
I'm a naked clown getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2008-12-11 06:40:43 PM
And I'm now kicking myself for not registering nakedclowncalendar.com... Damnit.. I coulda flipped it..
 
2008-12-11 06:40:50 PM
This thread has Wil Wheaton written all over it.
 
2008-12-11 06:41:24 PM
well, since i can't see the farking link, i hope it's not that farkette who's a clown

/bad with names today
//and lazy
 
2008-12-11 06:41:25 PM
i398.photobucket.com

Creepy
 
2008-12-11 06:41:47 PM
ALT LINK (to printable version of the page; much faster loading):

Naked clowns and nerd sex (new window)
 
2008-12-11 06:41:51 PM
Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: Early Prediction: Epic Thread

Sorry, it's too late in the day for epic threads. Only the west coasters are still in the office slacking.
 
2008-12-11 06:42:49 PM
Amsterdamaged: Creepy

was this the photo shoot for this?

the_wanderer: And I'm now kicking myself for not registering nakedclowncalendar.com... Damnit.. I coulda flipped it..
 
2008-12-11 06:43:11 PM
Is there anything creepier than clowns?

/gonna go castrate myself by vomiting now
 
2008-12-11 06:44:21 PM
WolfinPHX: How you doin' Zarkin Frood?

Hoopy... you got an e-stalker.
 
2008-12-11 06:45:56 PM
Qwigs: Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: Early Prediction: Epic Thread
Sorry, it's too late in the day for epic threads. Only the west coasters are still in the office slacking.


I beg to differ. I'm in SC and (much like yesterday) I plan on being here for a few more hours.
 
2008-12-11 06:46:31 PM
Qwigs: Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: Early Prediction: Epic Thread

Sorry, it's too late in the day for epic threads. Only the west coasters are still in the office slacking.


Guilty as charged.
 
2008-12-11 06:46:55 PM
jebejosiah: Is there anything creepier than clowns?

yes. Naked clowns.
 
2008-12-11 06:47:09 PM
SGMagicMan: ALT LINK (to printable version of the page; much faster loading):

Naked clowns and nerd sex (new window)


"Missing variable 'ustory_ID' should be of type 'stringwithlen'. "

Fail.
 
2008-12-11 06:48:53 PM
There is no part of that headline I didn't like.
 
2008-12-11 06:49:22 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2008-12-11 06:49:39 PM
Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: SGMagicMan: ALT LINK (to printable version of the page; much faster loading):

Naked clowns and nerd sex (new window)

"Missing variable 'ustory_ID' should be of type 'stringwithlen'. "

Fail.


Shiat. Okay, here's the link for real: Naked clowns and nerd sex (new window)
 
2008-12-11 06:50:13 PM
I just had bad thoughts about Gacy.

/*shudder*
 
2008-12-11 06:52:30 PM
Puddy: yes. Naked clowns.

True, but what about NAKED CLOWNS WITH PUPPETS!!!! You know, like Chucky or something... but on their wang
 
2008-12-11 06:52:38 PM
Amsterdamaged: [creepy pic]

Rule 34. No exceptions.

My first thought upon reading the headline was the back of ICP's tour bus. Not a great visual.
 
2008-12-11 06:56:29 PM
What the fark is wrong with that site? Took longer to load the end of The Return of The King.
 
2008-12-11 06:57:08 PM
TimDub: My first thought upon reading the headline was the back of ICP's tour bus. Not a great visual.

Here.. Lemme help you out with that...

i51.photobucket.com

It's wearing an ICP shirt. It qualifies..
 
2008-12-11 06:59:00 PM
jebejosiah:

True, but what about NAKED CLOWNS WITH PUPPETS!!!! You know, like Chucky or something... but on their wang

Naked clown wang puppets? That's a whole level of disturbing my brain is not willing to compute at this moment. I think you've found the most disturbing thing ever.


/can't believe I just typed 'naked clown wang puppets'
 
2008-12-11 06:59:15 PM
the_wanderer: It's wearing an ICP shirt. It qualifies..

And I killed the thread.. Goddamn it...
 
2008-12-11 06:59:47 PM
the_wanderer: TimDub: My first thought upon reading the headline was the back of ICP's tour bus. Not a great visual.

Here.. Lemme help you out with that...



It's wearing an ICP shirt. It qualifies..


FUNNY - damn funny....
 
2008-12-11 07:03:47 PM
the_wanderer: the_wanderer: It's wearing an ICP shirt. It qualifies..

And I killed the thread.. Goddamn it...


You Bastard!

farm3.static.flickr.com

/it's okay. Everyone is over in the Redhead thread on the Geek tab
 
2008-12-11 07:03:54 PM
the_wanderer: the_wanderer: It's wearing an ICP shirt. It qualifies..
And I killed the thread.. Goddamn it...


For some reason, instead of thinking "Insane Clown Posse", I thought:

www.thinkgeek.com

Great googly moogly, Fark has ruined me.
 
2008-12-11 07:04:30 PM
i300.photobucket.com

Naked clowns have been taken care of.
 
2008-12-11 07:04:48 PM
Note to self:

Never, EVER, do a Google Image Search for Naked Clown.

Even if Jack Bauer has a gun to your head saying it's the only way to prevent the end of the world.

/Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ on a stick.
 
2008-12-11 07:29:03 PM
H_is_for_Heretic: Naked clowns have been taken care of.

I'd like to take care of your natural 20s.
 
2008-12-11 07:29:34 PM
jaylectricity: Sounds like a Bloodhound Gang album.

Does anyone remeber the Bloodhound Gang before it was a name of a band?

/3-2-1 Contact
//It's the Future
///of everything around us.
 
2008-12-11 07:30:46 PM
BigGunn1978: Note to self:

Never, EVER, do a Google Image Search for Naked Clown.

Even if Jack Bauer has a gun to your head saying it's the only way to prevent the end of the world.

/Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ on a stick.


Well now I pretty much have to.
 
2008-12-11 07:34:15 PM
Q: What's life with the robot like?

A: Le spent so much money on the robot he's had to sell his car, take out credit card loans and spent his life savings. So she's exactly like a real girlfriend.


That was worth the click.
 
2008-12-11 07:41:44 PM
Qwigs: Sorry, it's too late in the day for epic threads. Only the west coasters are still in the office slacking.

img122.imageshack.us

My new favourite pic for American-centric posts.
 
2008-12-11 07:42:49 PM
Tommy Moo: BigGunn1978: Note to self:

Never, EVER, do a Google Image Search for Naked Clown.

Even if Jack Bauer has a gun to your head saying it's the only way to prevent the end of the world.

/Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ on a stick.

Well now I pretty much have to.


Yup, me too.
 
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