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(Chicago Breaking News)   It just wouldn't be Christmas without a "Scared of Santa" slideshow. #22 will haunt submitter in her dreams tonight   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 180
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2008-12-11 02:18:49 PM
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HO HO HOTLINKED
 
2008-12-11 02:26:48 PM
Apparently small children are key agents in the war on Christmas.
 
2008-12-11 02:31:03 PM
I think 17 is more scary than 22.

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Evil. Pure evil.
 
2008-12-11 03:34:20 PM
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The kid on the left is so scared he's trying to pull
his brain out through his nostril.
 
2008-12-11 03:37:54 PM
Lando Lincoln: I think 17 is more scary than 22. Evil. Pure evil.

"Here little girl. Maybe this ball gag will shut you up."
 
2008-12-11 03:39:41 PM
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2008-12-11 03:51:10 PM
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"But I thought you didn't like the studded slave collar?!"
 
2008-12-11 03:52:12 PM
#8 Scared the hell out of me

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2008-12-11 03:54:30 PM
Walker: img.photobucket.com

Thank you for posting that. That's the greatest one of all time.
 
2008-12-11 04:04:18 PM
Lando Lincoln: Walker: img.photobucket.com

Thank you for posting that. That's the greatest one of all time.


The little boy has an expression like Santa just gave him a UFIA.
 
2008-12-11 04:47:02 PM
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Future ax murderer in the red.

/the linking, it is hot
 
2008-12-11 05:08:29 PM
If I ever get the crazy and decide to have kids, there is no way I would take them to see Santa, unless they wanted to. Not because I don't want them traumatized, but because I don't want to deal with the screaming.
 
2008-12-11 05:09:52 PM
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What's in the bag Santa?

Me.
 
2008-12-11 05:10:23 PM
Holy hell, get Santa in #22 a bottle of Ripple NOW!
 
2008-12-11 05:10:33 PM
Tom_Slick: #8 Scared the hell out of me

/THIS

he kind of pushes my "Rasputin" button, but the way he's holding the kid is more "Michael Jackson".

// I'm confused.
 
2008-12-11 05:10:43 PM
Creepy....

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2008-12-11 05:10:57 PM
22 looks like a dried apple face santa. Good F'ing God!!
 
2008-12-11 05:10:59 PM
#22 isn't THAT scary.

AppleOptionEsc: If I ever get the crazy and decide to have kids, there is no way I would take them to see Santa, unless they wanted to. Not because I don't want them traumatized, but because I don't want to deal with the screaming.

I always wanted to go see Santa. But I NEVER wanted to get near him. I'd tell mom what I wanted and beg her to go tell him.
 
2008-12-11 05:12:53 PM
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BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!
 
2008-12-11 05:12:56 PM
#42, I had no idea a kids' face could get so red. He's about to explode!
 
2008-12-11 05:13:28 PM
i'll haunt submitter's dreams tonight...
/wait, what?
 
2008-12-11 05:13:48 PM
Did nobody else notice the last name of the submitter on photo # 32? LOL
 
2008-12-11 05:13:54 PM
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Can't sleep! Santa will eat me!
 
2008-12-11 05:14:02 PM
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/Santa?
//Satan FTW
 
2008-12-11 05:14:41 PM
Diogenes: The kid on the left is so scared he's trying to pull
his brain out through his nostril.


I love how Santa is just as relaxed as he can be -- even with all that drama going on. Poor dude.
 
2008-12-11 05:15:17 PM
Something looks off about this Santa. Hmm.. I cant put my white finger on it....
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2008-12-11 05:15:56 PM
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Isn't that John Wayne Gacy ? he did play SAnta in the Chicago area right?
 
2008-12-11 05:16:13 PM
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#8 when he was younger
 
2008-12-11 05:16:18 PM
 
2008-12-11 05:17:06 PM
Is it just me, or is image 45 a picture of Santa holding Buddy Lee?
 
2008-12-11 05:17:13 PM
My son, who just turned 4, has always been afraid of Santa, the Easter Bunny, pretty much any adult in a costume. He is okay at Halloween because everybody is wearing costumes. He says this year he's not afraid, but I guess we'll see.

#8 looks like he's just about to stab a guy.
 
2008-12-11 05:17:18 PM
Tom_Slick: #8 Scared the hell out of me

Yeah. What is Santa on? Yikes....
 
2008-12-11 05:17:46 PM
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2008-12-11 05:17:56 PM
Your booty shivers me timbers: Did nobody else notice the last name of the submitter on photo # 32? LOL

Those kids have birthdays in january.
 
2008-12-11 05:18:03 PM
DeathByGrace: Something looks off about this Santa. Hmm.. I cant put my white finger on it....

I have a black Santa t-shirt. A friend's son made it for me years ago (yeah, they're black) and I love it. About the only Christmassy thing I'll wear.
 
2008-12-11 05:18:12 PM
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2008-12-11 05:19:12 PM
When my cousin and I were about 18, we got the brainy-smurf idea go see santa. The old dude was asking us if we had boyfriends and if we liked Jack Daniels.
 
2008-12-11 05:19:20 PM
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I think Santa's slipping Dad a little UFIA, and Dad likes it!
 
2008-12-11 05:19:28 PM
I think you all crashed to site!
 
2008-12-11 05:20:52 PM
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It's not Santa it's Hanukkah Harry!
 
2008-12-11 05:22:02 PM
Why do these make me laugh so?
 
2008-12-11 05:22:11 PM
#8 is Osama Bin Laden
 
2008-12-11 05:22:33 PM
Just what I wanted to see before I take my son for his first visit to Santa this weekend. On the upside, he's only two months old, so he's not going to care one bit so long as the collic isn't kicking in.
 
2008-12-11 05:22:52 PM
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/posted this last year
//still makes me smile
 
2008-12-11 05:22:57 PM
I didn't get my picture taken with Santa until I was 17.

I was deathly afraid of him when I was a kid so while my brothers all had their pictures, I never did. My dad always seemed to regret that, so one year for his Christmas present I went to the mall and had my picture taken with Santa. I was planning on just standing next to him for the shot (seeing as how I was much taller than he), but Santa wouldn't hear of it...I had to sit on his lap. It was a little creepy.
 
2008-12-11 05:22:57 PM
#44

I didn't know Santa was Jewish.
 
2008-12-11 05:22:57 PM
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This one looks like the little boy knows what Santa is really going to give him.
 
2008-12-11 05:23:04 PM
#8 Scared me too. He looks like a zombievert.
 
2008-12-11 05:23:07 PM
CravenMorehead: Future ax murderer in the red.

/the linking, it is hot


I can just hear the voice in his head saying to his parents, "Oh, how you will suffer for this indignity you have forced upon me."
 
2008-12-11 05:23:30 PM
Shemitter: It just wouldn't be Christmas without a "Scared of Santa" slideshow. #22 will haunt submitter in her dreams tonight

There are girls on Fark?
 
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