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(ESPN)   Anna ousted from Australian Open. Moves one step closer to Playboy appearance   ( divider line
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18158 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jan 2003 at 1:23 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-15 01:25:04 PM  
<< Fingers crossed, legs open
2003-01-15 01:26:03 PM  
Is she still playing tennis?

I thought she was just a media whore.
2003-01-15 01:26:21 PM  
Obligatory Yahoo News Butt Shot:
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2003-01-15 01:26:24 PM  
"I just tried to get into my rhythm more than anything else, just hit a lot of balls and get a nice rhythm going...I was able to start being aggressive because I was more consistent."

Sounds like she's already done the interview.
2003-01-15 01:26:31 PM  
Why is she allowed to play tennis? She never wins.
2003-01-15 01:26:36 PM  
2003-01-15 01:26:56 PM  
...gettin' ready to kill kittens by the litter!
2003-01-15 01:27:09 PM  
Er... that is to say:

Obligatory Yahoo News Butt Shot:

Sorry mods, the previous post can be vaporized :)
2003-01-15 01:27:27 PM  
Almost boobies! Woohoo!
2003-01-15 01:27:39 PM  
Just let her come back to Florida, where she belongs.
2003-01-15 01:27:44 PM  
I suck. Goodnight.
2003-01-15 01:27:44 PM  
2003-01-15 01:28:39 PM  
Near boobies...

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2003-01-15 01:29:31 PM  
I would like to "crush" Anna too, if you get my meanin'.
2003-01-15 01:31:04 PM  
How long before someone posts pics of her. If someone does, please make them photos of her playing tennis. The sweatier the better. And of course, camel toy shots are welcome.
2003-01-15 01:31:35 PM  
I liked my headline better:

Anna gets pounded at Aussie Open. Ahhhhhhh yeaaahhhhhh....

Why won't she do hardcore? WHY? The humanity!!!!!
2003-01-15 01:31:39 PM  
Camel toy should be camel toe.
2003-01-15 01:31:44 PM  
Here you go Phong3d

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2003-01-15 01:32:01 PM  
I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass just to throw a rock at the laundry truck carrying her panties to the cleaners.

Pathetic, I crawl silently home......
2003-01-15 01:32:16 PM  

You mean, camel toe shots are welcome. I dont want to see a camel's "toy".
2003-01-15 01:32:27 PM  
I don't think Anna has really ever played tennis, but she looks good holding that racket-thingie.
2003-01-15 01:33:15 PM  

Hah. Even my follow-up post beat your post. Nice try.
2003-01-15 01:33:17 PM  
Waiting for the No-Talent Pron Extrvaganza...

Anna visits Brittany in the Hospital.

Get your Kleenex ready and try not to go blind.
2003-01-15 01:34:03 PM  
What the hell is that patch, anyway? Who ever heard of a lower back patch "for pain"? Maybe she's saving the world debut of her tattoo for Playboy...
2003-01-15 01:34:04 PM  

Interesting to note in the pic above: She's got a bandage on her back.... supposedly she has a new tattoo there. I submited a link the other day, and it didn't get posted (of course)..... anybody wanna do a photoshop of the tattoo?
2003-01-15 01:36:00 PM  
Maybe it's one of those birth control patches. Actually, it looks too big to be one of those, but you boys can dream, right?
2003-01-15 01:36:56 PM  

Hey, that's mine.

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2003-01-15 01:37:02 PM  

She could foul on my baseline anytime, although I really prefer Martina Hingis. And the Williams sisters ? Awesome bodies, but man you could take their faces, stick it in some dough , and make gorilla cookies.

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2003-01-15 01:37:35 PM  
The back patch​77&trx=P LST-0-BRAND&trxp1=10&trxp2=71393&trxp3=1&trxp4=0&btrx=BUY-PLST-0-BRAND
2003-01-15 01:38:11 PM  
Lordargent: Can I use it?
2003-01-15 01:38:14 PM  

Given that the post is about Anna K, I shouldn't have even tried. I imagine there were 20 new comments added while I was typing this.

Farkers sure do love Anna.
2003-01-15 01:38:20 PM  
hit it?...yes i would, and if you wouldnt you are either a gay man or a straight woman
2003-01-15 01:38:26 PM  
SomehowI think quizzical dog can be fit into this post. Alto?
2003-01-15 01:38:43 PM  
Why does she even bother w/tennis? Silly girl.
2003-01-15 01:39:05 PM  
Alto_reed_on_a_tenor_sax, platant missuse of quotations. That was Venus Williams that said that.
2003-01-15 01:39:44 PM  
Yeah, I'd take me some Hingis. Or Anna. Either one is fine with me.
2003-01-15 01:40:33 PM  
It does kinda look like something's peeking out from behind that patch. Why not ME?!
2003-01-15 01:41:44 PM  
I think I could play tennis better than Anna in my highschool PE class...we were always hitting the ball over the fence...HaHa
2003-01-15 01:41:44 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

For you Icehousedesigns
2003-01-15 01:41:47 PM  
She's no Jelena Dokic!
2003-01-15 01:42:19 PM  
DAMN...DAMN...DAMN...And I had her in the office pool. DAMN...DAMN...DAMN...
2003-01-15 01:42:47 PM  
Please someone post more Anna pictures. Im bored at work and need to see my future ex-wife in all her glory!
2003-01-15 01:43:06 PM  
[image from too old to be available],
2003-01-15 01:43:43 PM  
Thanks PrimeLord, looks like quizzical dog is checking out Anna's arse.
2003-01-15 01:43:58 PM  
Lordargent: Can I use it?

Bit late for that now isn't it. Besides, I'm already a few steps ahead. :^p

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2003-01-15 01:44:15 PM  
Did anyone see that calendar photoshoot thing on ESPN with her? Good stuff.
2003-01-15 01:46:08 PM  
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Uzbekistan's Iroda Tulyaganova
2003-01-15 01:46:20 PM  
*sics dog on Primelord*

Quiz this, muthafrkkah! Rowf!
2003-01-15 01:46:39 PM  
It's a tattoo of my name beneath that patch. Everyone knows that.
2003-01-15 01:47:29 PM  
I'd slide down a sliding board full of razor blades into a pool of alcohol just to hear her FARK over a walkie-talkie.

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