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(Pravda)   Little boy produces fire balls with his eyes. Stephen King thinks there might be a book idea here somewhere...   (english.pravda.ru) divider line 106
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2003-01-15 01:09:26 PM  
I had a middle school science teacher who claimed:

- She was 999 years old
- She was from a planet in the Andromida system
- She was a dolphin in a former life
- You should spit in the toilet when you brush your teeth because you wash your hair in the sink (whoa??? I wash my hair in the shower thank you.)
- And to bring relevance to the topic: She spit fireballs when she was mad
 
2003-01-15 01:10:42 PM  
Was this boy born near Chernobyl?
 
2003-01-15 01:10:48 PM  
So... did the kid watch too much DBZ and turn into the Russian equalivant of Super Saiyan?
 
2003-01-15 01:11:04 PM  
This just in: Russian boy playing with lighters.
 
2003-01-15 01:11:55 PM  
RUSIA MAKES IT FREAKY!!
 
2003-01-15 01:13:09 PM  
That is some freaky shiat.
 
2003-01-15 01:13:45 PM  
But did it make him feel quizzical?
 
2003-01-15 01:14:06 PM  
There once was a man named McNash,
whose balls were made out of brass.
He'd rub them together,
and sing Stormy Weather
and lightning would shoot out of his ass.

thank you very much.
 
2003-01-15 01:15:02 PM  
2_Cents,

What article??

Nevermind that, lets start the argument here!!
 
2003-01-15 01:16:55 PM  
I used to could do this from my weiner, but it turned out to just be a nagging case of the clap
 
2003-01-15 01:17:14 PM  
01-15-03 12:42:33 PM UnknownCactus
Its the end of the world! We're all going to hell! ahhhhhhh!


.....You got that right, junior!
 
2003-01-15 01:17:34 PM  

[image from djgaston.com too old to be available]

FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

 
2003-01-15 01:20:25 PM  
[image from mediaservice.photoisland.com too old to be available]


Did someone say "Fire?"
 
2003-01-15 01:20:53 PM  
I play way to much Mage, I know this. But this smacks or a Mage awakening. This guy needs love and support not being locked up in the psych ward of a hospital.

If this is fake okay fine, move along. If it's true then we need to help him, not smash him flat because he's different or can do something unusual.
 
2003-01-15 01:21:33 PM  
"Only YOU can prevent eyeball fires!"

[image from shoreweb.com too old to be available]
 
2003-01-15 01:24:37 PM  
In other news, Pete Townshend was admitted to an area hosptial today with second and third degree burns...

/yes this is a joke
 
2003-01-15 01:25:17 PM  
That must have been some serious chili.
 
2003-01-15 01:27:54 PM  
when my girlfriend comes over, I get blue balls
 
2003-01-15 01:31:34 PM  
"There are red balls in his eyes and in the head, the balls spring out and set everything on fire."

Sounds like...
http://www.grudge-match.com/Fun/happyfunball.jpg" width="336" height="233">

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs: Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary Blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart Palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
If Happy Fun Ball should become soiled, wipe gently with a soft cloth moistened with sulfuric acid.
Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Happy Fun Ball ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
 
2003-01-15 01:32:45 PM  
Sorry,,,take two


"There are red balls in his eyes and in the head, the balls spring out and set everything on fire."

Sounds like...
http://www.grudge-match.com/Fun/happyfunball.jpg"> width="336" height="233">

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs: Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary Blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart Palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
If Happy Fun Ball should become soiled, wipe gently with a soft cloth moistened with sulfuric acid.
Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Happy Fun Ball ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
 
2003-01-15 01:33:58 PM  
Damn I suck...MODS!

"There are red balls in his eyes and in the head, the balls spring out and set everything on fire."

Sounds like...
[image from grudge-match.com too old to be available] width="336" height="233">

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs: Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary Blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart Palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
If Happy Fun Ball should become soiled, wipe gently with a soft cloth moistened with sulfuric acid.
Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Happy Fun Ball ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
 
2003-01-15 01:34:58 PM  
While I was reading the article the mental picture I had of that kid was the little boy from the creepy supposedly haunted picture on eBay. I wonder if he can make hands and fingers appear in his window?
 
2003-01-15 01:58:35 PM  
Hadouken!
 
2003-01-15 02:00:33 PM  
[image from images.google.com too old to be available]
 
2003-01-15 02:10:31 PM  
man, and the only mutant ability i have is to remember worthless phone numbers...

/jealousy
 
2003-01-15 02:14:16 PM  
I think if you need to name your newspaper Truth, then you know that at least half of the articles are going to be bullshiat.
 
2003-01-15 02:18:36 PM  
Look, if you name your child Igor, you have to expect the occasional supernatural fireball. They should just be grateful that he hasn't been stitching together random parts of neighborhood woodland creatures.
 
2003-01-15 02:26:05 PM  
...another variation on the "fun and games" saying:

"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's a new game: find the eye."

/nothin
 
2003-01-15 02:27:47 PM  
On a serious note, has anyone seen the movie "Firestarter"? I read the book last month, and it was really awesome, but I haven't found the movie yet. Is it worth watching?
 
2003-01-15 02:30:07 PM  
Right......... a young Dr. Evil one can only presume?
 
2003-01-15 02:42:58 PM  
Is it worth watching?

Book is better than the movie.
 
2003-01-15 02:53:05 PM  
Haha, I would expect nothing different. But is the movie good?
 
2003-01-15 02:54:39 PM  
as you do.
 
2003-01-15 02:57:37 PM  
Hmm.. funny how they can't get a picture or a video of this kid doing it.

Firestarter was okay.. I wouldn't say "awesome". Pretty predictable.
 
2003-01-15 02:58:53 PM  
Narmacil:

Firestarter was mediocre at best. Although Drew Barrymore (still real young) and Ryan O'neal (I could be wrong) are in it.
 
2003-01-15 03:04:38 PM  
Clark Kent does this every friggin' week on Smallville. BORRRRRING!! Come on kid, let's see something original.
 
2003-01-15 03:04:44 PM  
The movie was pretty good. Martin Sheen also stars.

This article about fireballs was surprisingly easy material
for grooming the poodle. FIRE!! YEAH!!! I just want to say
that again: FIRE!! hehehehehehehehehe
 
2003-01-15 03:26:56 PM  
Rocket from my Sockets!


Really, I thought this thread would have some good Drew BArrymore pics if nothing else. What's wrong with you guys?

[image from news.harvard.edu too old to be available]
 
2003-01-15 03:41:30 PM  
I know it's hard to believe, but let's just remind ourselves that 'pravda' is the Russian word for 'truth'.

So it must be true.
 
2003-01-15 03:44:25 PM  
And everything on the internet is true.
 
2003-01-15 03:49:17 PM  
Apeman12, no, but this kid is one step closer to Dr. Evil getting his frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads.
 
2003-01-15 03:50:08 PM  
HOw do I post a pic out here.
 
2003-01-15 04:08:20 PM  
Firestarter was a Stephen King novel...and it was about the same thing as this article...looks like Stephen King beat Pravada to the punch.
 
2003-01-15 04:27:42 PM  
GOOD Drew Barrymore pics? Ugh... Oxymoron.
Get her skanky, chubby, tattoed ass outta' here!
 
2003-01-15 04:40:46 PM  
Best. Superpower. Ever.
 
2003-01-15 04:51:01 PM  
Au contraire, mon frere
[image from images.art.com too old to be available]

She's a hotty.
 
2003-01-15 04:51:34 PM  
So when will BatBoy start appearing in Pravda? And will he be able to shoot vodka out of his nose?
 
2003-01-15 04:56:20 PM  
I just wanna see a followup after the shrinks determine that the kid is a WEIRDO
 
2003-01-15 05:20:47 PM  
Yeah, well.........Pikachu produces lightning with his cheeks. So there.
 
2003-01-15 05:31:26 PM  
in zoviet russia...FIREBALL EYES YOU!
 
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