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(Pravda)   Little boy produces fire balls with his eyes. Stephen King thinks there might be a book idea here somewhere...   ( divider line
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2003-01-15 12:41:13 PM  
No bolts of lightening from his arse, though.....
2003-01-15 12:42:33 PM  
Its the end of the world! We're all going to hell! ahhhhhhh!
2003-01-15 12:42:56 PM  
the balls set clothes, furniture and domestic appliances on fire

I sympathise. This happens to me when I wear nylon underpants.
2003-01-15 12:43:01 PM  

newsmax wouldnt even have posted this story
2003-01-15 12:43:20 PM  
Did I Just Read That Correctly Or What....
2003-01-15 12:43:25 PM  
so is pravda like the russian version of the weekly world news?
2003-01-15 12:44:46 PM  
a monkey just flew out of my ass
2003-01-15 12:45:13 PM  
dammit.. I was going to say that Ironbar
2003-01-15 12:46:11 PM  
No - it's true - it happened to me too the other day. I had just got up and boiled the kettle, and poured the water into my mug, over a tea bag. I added some milk and sugar, squeezed the tea bag and stirred it, and suddenly - like, by magic or something - I had a cup of tea! It was incredible!

Oh, no - hang on - that's making a cup of tea, isn't it? Not shooting fire from my eyes.

Nope - don't know anything about that last bit...
2003-01-15 12:47:00 PM  
Kid needs some new glasses.
2003-01-15 12:47:06 PM  
It's all fun & games until fireballs shoot out of someones eyes. (Dam, that was weak)
2003-01-15 12:47:29 PM  
01-15-03 12:45:13 PM Smookyfufu
dammit.. I was going to say that Ironbar


I was looking at the tagline in TotalFark and thinking, "why is that so funny?", "what is it about that tagline that I think is funnier than it is?".

Then I remembered the Braveheart line.
2003-01-15 12:48:10 PM  
Igor says: "I let 106 balls out of the house, 26 of them fell into the well and the rest flew to the forest. But there are 212 balls still remaining inside of me."

um, that kinda freaked_me_out.
2003-01-15 12:48:34 PM  
So the little pyro just told his gamma "it just caught fire by itself", and she believed it, huh..
Personally, I would have told her it was just research for a report I was doing on pyromania..
2003-01-15 12:49:10 PM  
i would say that that article alone invalidates anything and everything that comes from Pravda.
2003-01-15 12:49:22 PM  
In related news:

A scientist in Kraplakistan has developed the unusal ability to lengthen his arms and legs at will. His wife says this is not unusual as she can move thing with her mind and their best friend is made out of orange rock.
2003-01-15 12:49:53 PM  
Everyone remember to take your umbrellas with you today. Since there will be crap falling from all the flying pigs.
2003-01-15 12:50:01 PM  
Personally, I think it's time that Congress passes the Mutant Registration Act before these Freaks of Nature come to America and overrun the country.
2003-01-15 12:51:14 PM  
Forget fire balls, bring me a kid that can make rum balls.
2003-01-15 12:51:21 PM  
"...26 of them fell into the well.."
Ahh! Samara just came out of my tv!!!!!
--end transmission--
2003-01-15 12:51:56 PM  
Well, don't blame the kid. They learn this kind of behavior from their parents...

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2003-01-15 12:53:31 PM  
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2003-01-15 12:53:58 PM  
The new Human Torch,
Just a kid with great power,
beware Sentinels.
2003-01-15 12:54:17 PM  
[image from too old to be available] Great balls of fire
2003-01-15 12:54:47 PM  
he was probably just trying to earn a merit badge...
2003-01-15 12:55:09 PM  
I guess professor X can't be bothered, I wonder if the kid down the street can extend claws.

Would be a damn cool trick though, especially when you lost your lighter.
2003-01-15 12:56:33 PM  
clothes, furniture and domestic appliances used to catch fire around me too. Buts that was because i was an arsonist.
2003-01-15 12:57:09 PM  
Well dont stare into the kids eyes then, for fark's sake. Your head will catch on fire and it'll ruin your whole weekend.
2003-01-15 12:57:24 PM  
K-nuk -

I heard a recent twist on the "fun and games" phrase.

"It's all fun and games until someone gets an eye poked out..."

"Well, then it's still fun and games but nobody can see it."
2003-01-15 12:57:53 PM  
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2003-01-15 12:59:06 PM  
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Join us
2003-01-15 12:59:24 PM  
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2003-01-15 12:59:28 PM  
This kid scares me in a bad way.

Damien, maybe?
2003-01-15 12:59:40 PM  
You can keep that one away from my crotch! The rest, however, are open season. HUUUH HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!
2003-01-15 12:59:51 PM  
Oh puh-lease. This kid really just had a LASER pin and shot it at the couch. He just happened to get the Japanese 10 megawatt version.
2003-01-15 01:00:17 PM  
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This helps
2003-01-15 01:00:36 PM  
roflmao Cflagg!
2003-01-15 01:00:37 PM  
Fire from his eyes.....Riiiiiight...
2003-01-15 01:01:14 PM  
Could it be...... SATAN?
2003-01-15 01:04:58 PM  
dude he's not cyclops- hes BETTER! the laser beams don't come out of his eyes all the time.. eventually he will learn to control them, and use them for good. only good. who would use a weapon of mass destruction such as that for evil anyway? uh..
2003-01-15 01:05:26 PM  
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2003-01-15 01:05:27 PM  
26 Fell into a well? And the rest went into a forrest and the forrest isn't on fire? I can see the kid now...

"let's see... that is 21 in the well now and 76... no 77... no 78 in the forrest! And now 22 in the well! Luckily, none have gone into the pile of hay beside the barn, or turned around and came back into the house. 79 in the forrest!"
2003-01-15 01:05:48 PM  
I had a friend who could do this.

Oh wait, he did Blue Darts, nevermind. Wrong end.
2003-01-15 01:06:33 PM  
2003-01-15 01:06:40 PM  
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The only thing lacking now is a Jodie sighting.
2003-01-15 01:07:04 PM  
He has 212 balls left inside of him. wow.
2003-01-15 01:07:24 PM  
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If he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse."
2003-01-15 01:07:39 PM  
True story... this guy was walking down the street when a car came right at him. He yelled something and his body extended from his legs, rising some 8 feet in the air as the car went between his legs. I distinctly remember him saying something like "Go Go Gadget" something. I talked to him later and he said something about him being an inspector. Crazy.
2003-01-15 01:08:01 PM  
Where the hell diod the italy ski/snowboarding article go. I wanted to see that flame war!
2003-01-15 01:08:30 PM  
boogity boogity boogity
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