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(Boston Globe)   Man jailed for faking his dog's death   ( divider line
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7274 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jan 2003 at 7:19 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-15 09:17:13 PM  
I thought it said FARKING....
2003-01-15 09:30:16 PM  
Yeah, I read it as man jailed for farking dog to death.
2003-01-15 09:39:11 PM  
01-15-03 07:31:04 PM Lunatic Tassle
Kill a dog because it bit a kid? Bah! What a stupid rule. This man is a HERO!

I had to put down MY dog because he attacked my cousin and she was 3 years old. My dog wasnt badly trained, he was just abused before we had him. That didnt make the dog vicious in any way but the kid pulled on the dog belly fur and that made the dog berserk.

It was really sad. The killing of the dog and the attack on the kid.

/Farker who's pissed at anyone stupid enuf not to put down a dog after it bit a child.
2003-01-15 10:07:52 PM  
Scooby-Doo, where are you?
2003-01-15 10:10:00 PM  
Here's a farkback:
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2003-01-15 10:11:21 PM  
He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
2003-01-15 10:14:55 PM  
I think it's sad that the man probably lost his only friend. Judging by the recent reactions to stories such as the cop that shot the family dog, I am inclined to believe that many farkers understand where I am coming from.
I think it is tragic that 3 children were attacked and one had to get 50 stitches and plastic surgery.
In this case, I think the man should do his time (1 month is NOT bad) and when he gets out start over with a well tempered dog who hs had obedience training.
Wait. This is FARK. I'm not supposed to attempt to be rational.
2003-01-15 10:30:04 PM  
my dog is a chihuahua. he is very nice to my family members and friend of myself and my brother, but he is very agressive when it comes to strangers. one of my biggest fears in the world is that some snot-nosed brat will fark with my dog, and get themself hurt.
2003-01-15 10:48:57 PM  
Maybe I missed something but does this mean they are going to kill Chewy? Or, as Scooby, is he immune from the death penalty?
2003-01-15 11:12:18 PM  
"Dog jailed in faking owners death, search for adequate translator ensues"
2003-01-16 12:22:04 AM  
2003-01-16 01:43:53 AM  
No animal is worth the physical & emotional scars
that a bite worth 50 stitches to face causes.
Especially when its a child.
Three children bit is inexcusable.
2003-01-16 04:11:17 AM  
my dog is a chihuahua. he is very nice to my family members and friend of myself and my brother, but he is very agressive when it comes to strangers.

those dogs suck bigtime. There pedigrees, which means they are inbread like your family. there very tempramental. They are the result of your dad sleeping with your auntty emm
2003-01-16 05:32:28 AM  
Could be worse. Could be parents jailed for faking their child's leukemia...
2003-01-16 01:44:50 PM  
''Alone in a shabby rental apartment, my dog seemed like the only friend and companion I had left,'' he wrote.

Friends don't let friends savagely bite people?
2003-01-16 04:28:03 PM  
What's usually missing from the equation in situations like this is that the idiot kids are usually farking with the dog in some way. That's why I don't allow my dog to be around kids. Parents don't watch or control their kids(expecting everyone else to look out for them), idiot kids fark with or hurt dog, dog attacks, dog's fault. Whatever.
2003-01-16 08:40:34 PM  
Any dog that bites a child of mine gets a bullet through the head before I notify the police.

Or the owner.
2003-01-16 11:00:42 PM  
And any kid that screws with my dog gets the ass-kicking of a lifetime. And his owner.
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