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(The Tennessean)   Titans DT Albert Haynesworth received 30 days of probation and paid a $1,000 fine for a speeding ticket he received in March for going 103 mph. In other news, there is a car that has enough power to go 103 mph with Albert Haynesworth in it   (tennessean.com) divider line
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2008-12-10 01:19:13 PM  
I'm impressed that there's even a model of car that Haynesworth can fit into.
 
2008-12-10 01:28:41 PM  
Downhill probably.
 
2008-12-10 02:38:18 PM  
Did he get out and stomp on the cops face?
 
2008-12-10 04:52:59 PM  
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2008-12-10 04:53:44 PM  
As is the case with many different topics, I immediately end up thinking of the Onion.

/103 in a 70?
//is that really necessary?
 
2008-12-10 04:56:34 PM  

NightOwl2255: Did he get out and stomp on the cops face?


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/oh yeah, I hot-linked it! Whatcha gonna do?
 
2008-12-10 05:11:15 PM  

NightOwl2255: Did he get out and stomp on the cops face?


you can never think slow on fark - or your ideas are there before you are

this man will forever be the assclown face stompper that should be out of the nfl for being a ginourmous douche with mantits to me
 
2008-12-10 05:11:17 PM  
wow he got screwed, I had to pay $150 for doing 105 in a 65
 
2008-12-10 05:31:58 PM  

dmitch517: wow he got screwed, I had to pay $150 for doing 105 in a 65


I'd been nailed once or twice for more than 20 over and never event gotten probation or a fine anywhere close to $1,000. Its normally a couple of hundred dollars and a court appearance.
 
2008-12-10 06:18:02 PM  

ha-ha-guy: I'd been nailed once or twice for more than 20 over and never event gotten probation or a fine anywhere close to $1,000. Its normally a couple of hundred dollars and a court appearance.


They probably let you off the hook easy because you're famous.
 
2008-12-10 09:24:53 PM  

dmitch517: wow he got screwed, I had to pay $150 for doing 105 in a 65


Dude, that's cheaper than some of my old Brooklyn parking tickets.
 
2008-12-10 10:41:16 PM  
Lol'd
 
2008-12-10 11:19:53 PM  

astrnomr: I'm impressed that there's even a model of car that Haynesworth can fit into.


Sure there are. I believe U-Haul is what the kids are calling them these days.
 
2008-12-11 02:11:08 AM  
I didn't even get a ticket for 110 in a 70.

/as a 16 year old
 
2008-12-11 02:36:58 AM  

dmitch517: wow he got screwed, I had to pay $150 for doing 105 in a 65


Yeah well it was from March
 
2008-12-11 09:55:41 AM  
Musta stomped on the gas, too...
 
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