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(The Sun)   A scientist has invented his idea of the perfect woman - a female robot. Yes, he's as nerdy as you imagine and no word if she has guns in her jumblies   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 226
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2008-12-10 11:32:34 AM
I'm just guessing here, but I imagine she's a bit more anatomically correct than Barbie.
 
2008-12-10 11:33:52 AM
Jubblies.
 
2008-12-10 11:37:07 AM
This is going to be the best Prom EVAR!!
 
2008-12-10 11:38:13 AM
"She doesn't need holidays, food or rest and she will work almost 24-hours a day. She is the perfect woman," he said.


Really? Those are the qualifications you're looking for?
 
2008-12-10 11:43:55 AM
Do you know what planet Billy was from?

IT WAS EARTH!

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!
 
2008-12-10 11:46:34 AM
Sybarite: Really? Those are the qualifications you're looking for?

He should have added "moist"
 
2008-12-10 11:47:39 AM
Still needs chainsaw hands and D-Cups of Justice.
 
2008-12-10 11:49:11 AM
WTF is up with that dude's glasses? I know he's nerdy but do adult nerds get beat up? Looks like he took a punch to the glasses...
 
2008-12-10 11:54:17 AM
You know, I'd be the first to say that many women are high maintenance, but creating a fembot that actually requires maintenance may not be the way to go.

Besides, she'd probably be jealous of the toaster if she caught you sticking things in it.
 
2008-12-10 12:03:57 PM
I'd hit it.

/obligatory
 
2008-12-10 12:10:53 PM
mattymomostl: I'd hit it.

/obligatory


I'd zap her PRAM, for sure ;)
 
2008-12-10 12:17:28 PM
mattymomostl: I'd hit it.

Dude, she's two!
 
2008-12-10 12:39:04 PM
Unimpressed:

i392.photobucket.com
 
2008-12-10 12:40:37 PM
When did he make the choice to become a robosexual?
 
2008-12-10 12:45:54 PM
Sybarite: "She doesn't need holidays, food or rest and she will work almost 24-hours a day. She is the perfect woman," he said.

Really? Those are the qualifications you're looking for?


Hm. If THAT'S what he thinks women are for, maybe it's better he built his own from scrap rather than try to pull that "Leave it to Beaver" crap with a real one.

Also, I'm thinking if I was smart enough to build my own Cherry-Chan 2000, I'd go the extra mile to NOT make it look like she had Down's. But maybe that's just me.
 
2008-12-10 12:53:15 PM
James72: When did he make the choice to become a robosexual?

Marriage is a sacred institution between a man and a household appliance.
 
2008-12-10 01:29:28 PM
AstrosSuperfan: Do you know what planet Billy was from?

IT WAS EARTH!

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!


Thread over. AstrosSuperFan wins.
 
2008-12-10 02:03:26 PM
When will she sentence all the men to death by snu-snu?

/wants in on that
 
2008-12-10 02:10:27 PM
i3.iofferphoto.com
 
2008-12-10 02:13:09 PM
James72: When did he make the choice to become a robosexual?

Should've shown him "Electro-Gonorrhea: The Noisy Killer"
 
2008-12-10 02:23:41 PM
Also, SCIENCE and TITS.
 
2008-12-10 02:24:56 PM
JesterGirl:

That would be awesome, had Steven Segal not hit it several times. For some reason, that ruins it a bit for me.
 
2008-12-10 02:24:59 PM
AstrosSuperfan: Do you know what planet Billy was from?

IT WAS EARTH!

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!


This.

and, "How bout you put that crap away and you show me your jumblies."
 
2008-12-10 02:26:05 PM
Can you imagine winding your evening down with a pleasant robot bj?

More human than a human.
 
2008-12-10 02:26:13 PM
i46.photobucket.com
 
2008-12-10 02:26:17 PM
Orgasmatron138: JesterGirl:

That would be awesome, had Steven Segal not hit it several times. For some reason, that ruins it a bit for me.


Now when you say "hit it"...
 
2008-12-10 02:26:17 PM
so is that the really real doll?
 
2008-12-10 02:26:23 PM
can you fark it? (new window) (sfw)
 
2008-12-10 02:26:56 PM
I would imagine she's easier to turn on than an average woman, but just as easy to turn off.
 
2008-12-10 02:27:31 PM
skolinn.grindavik.is

The inventors hard at work
 
2008-12-10 02:27:48 PM
FTA: A BOFFIN too busy to find real love has INVENTED his idea of the perfect woman - a female ROBOT.

So he was too busy to talk up a real life woman, but not too busy to BUILD A farkING ROBOT?!
 
2008-12-10 02:28:17 PM
Kome: James72: When did he make the choice to become a robosexual?

Should've shown him "Electro-Gonorrhea: The Noisy Killer"


"I love you, PHILIP J. FRY!!"
 
2008-12-10 02:29:03 PM
"Le, a scientific genius from Brampton in Ontario, Canada, said he never had time to find a real partner so he designed one using the latest technology."

I see...

I think somehow, and I'm just going out on a limb here, time was not his problem.
 
2008-12-10 02:29:34 PM
Bring new meaning the the words "Plug and Play"
 
2008-12-10 02:29:57 PM
www.ugo.com
 
2008-12-10 02:30:10 PM
I do hope a "fleshlight" is incorporated into it.

The fem-bot has a touch-sensitive face and body so she reacts if shown affection or hurt.

"Like a real female she will react to being touched in certain ways. If you grab or squeeze too hard she will try to slap you. She has all senses except for smell," he said.


WTF? So if you hit her she hits back? Won't ever see one of these in a trailer park...


/Want!
 
2008-12-10 02:31:03 PM
Funbags

Thanks for that. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. The facial expression is priceless!
 
2008-12-10 02:31:06 PM
Boffin?

I knew it. Another Lord of the Rings freak.
 
2008-12-10 02:31:21 PM
Well, fembots or Fook Mi and Fook Yu?

farm1.static.flickr.com

mrkai.files.wordpress.com
 
2008-12-10 02:31:31 PM
Sarcastica75: Also, SCIENCE and TITS.

MmMmMmMm Robot bewbs...
www.stretchlifeout.com
 
2008-12-10 02:31:36 PM
Mr Universe is looking a bit run down.
 
2008-12-10 02:31:58 PM
Jumblies? Sounds like a disease.

"I'm gonna be OOTO for a few weeks. I went to the doctor when I couldn't get any of my bras to fit right, and he said I caught the jumblies. Guess I shoulda known they were jumbled when they were overlapping on my stomach."
 
2008-12-10 02:32:09 PM
www.variety.com

Approves.
 
2008-12-10 02:32:31 PM
Has anyone seen the re-animator?
 
2008-12-10 02:32:38 PM
Does she have a flat head, no vocal cords and dispense cold beer on demand?
 
2008-12-10 02:33:18 PM
FTFA: He said he did not build Aiko as a sexual partner, but said she could be tweaked to become one. Her software could be redesigned to simulate her having an orgasm ...

Right. like he never thought about that until they asked him.
 
2008-12-10 02:33:24 PM
I cried, like a hungry angry baby.....
 
2008-12-10 02:34:46 PM
14,000 pounds? Haven't those Japanese companies been spending millions trying to make less impressive robots? I bet he gets some nice job offers out of the article
 
2008-12-10 02:34:52 PM
Killspec: Sarcastica75: Also, SCIENCE and TITS.

MmMmMmMm Robot bewbs...


Came for this and weird science. Fark delivered.
 
2008-12-10 02:34:58 PM
I_C_Weener: I'm just guessing here, but I imagine she's a bit more anatomically correct than Barbie.

Probably.

Most likely she has a removable fleshlight.
 
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