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(Jerusalem Post)   Iran has tripled number of photoshopped long-range rockets in arsenal   (jpost.com) divider line 56
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2008-12-09 11:39:25 AM  
The clone tool is so powerful
 
2008-12-09 11:42:54 AM  
Long range rockets of peace and brotherhood, that is.
 
2008-12-09 01:30:25 PM  
well they'd have to, to defeat this guy
animalnewyork.com
 
2008-12-09 01:31:10 PM  
Israel has tripled its interest in the complete destruction of the city of Tehran
 
2008-12-09 01:31:23 PM  
Queue the 100-cloned-rockets-flying every-which-way-picture in 3... 2... 1...
 
2008-12-09 01:31:59 PM  
Come on Subby- that's not how it's used.

Iran has tripled number of long-range photoshops in arsenal
 
2008-12-09 01:32:08 PM  
I hope someone posts that picture of about a hundred missiles going off in all directions. That one's always good for a laugh
 
2008-12-09 01:32:16 PM  
Mods please stop the Iran photoshop meme. It's dull, it's boring, and it stopped being funny after the 2nd time.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

All of fark.
 
2008-12-09 01:33:00 PM  
Why img1.fark.net? Their long-range missiles are one of the few plausible deterrents they have against an Israeli air attack. From their perspective it makes perfect sense to increase their arsenal.
 
2008-12-09 01:33:08 PM  
Now we know what kind of information the must have got from the 4 Americans they interrogated and released after forcing them to land their Falcon jet there.
 
2008-12-09 01:33:46 PM  
Iran better watch out, we have some pretty powerful weapons of mass production too.

bp2.blogger.com
 
2008-12-09 01:34:43 PM  
Glass Parking Lot!!!!!!
 
2008-12-09 01:35:39 PM  
worlddan: Mods please stop the Iran photoshop meme. It's dull, it's boring, and it stopped being funny after the 2nd time.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

All of fark.


It is about time someone felt so highly of their own opinion that they appointed themselves the official mouth of all of Fark.

I mean, that just takes an incredible level of self important assholiness that most people couldn't even imagine reaching.
 
2008-12-09 01:35:47 PM  
worlddan

speak for yourself.

better yet, back away from the keyboard, walk up your moms stairs from the basement. Maybe even give her a kiss on the cheek as she is folding your laundry or making your lunch. Then go outside. Breathe in the fresh polluted air. Maybe even go on a walk.

Now wheres the pic of all the missiles?
 
2008-12-09 01:36:09 PM  
Churchill2004: Why ? Their long-range missiles are one of the few plausible deterrents they have against an Israeli air attack. From their perspective it makes perfect sense to increase their arsenal.

The real issue is if all of their copies of Photoshop are legit.
 
2008-12-09 01:37:04 PM  
The Iran is weak, its feeble. I think its time to put the hurt on the Iran.
 
2008-12-09 01:37:21 PM  
kagemaru026: Iran better watch out, we have some pretty powerful weapons of mass production too.

Yes, we could reduce their desert to a, um, desert.
 
2008-12-09 01:38:18 PM  
jackbooty: worlddan: Mods please stop the Iran photoshop meme. It's dull, it's boring, and it stopped being funny after the 2nd time.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

All of fark.

It is about time someone felt so highly of their own opinion that they appointed themselves the official mouth of all of Fark.

I mean, that just takes an incredible level of self important assholiness that most people couldn't even imagine reaching.


Most people can probably imagine themselves doing something like this. They just don't imagine that someone else will think them an asshole for doing it. Imagine that.
 
2008-12-09 01:38:24 PM  
worlddan: Mods please stop the Iran photoshop meme. It's dull, it's boring, and it stopped being funny after the 2nd time.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

All of fark.



I think your comment has been shopped. I can tell by the pricksels.
 
2008-12-09 01:39:48 PM  
worlddan: Mods please stop the Iran photoshop meme. It's dull, it's boring, and it stopped being funny after the 2nd time.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

All of fark.


Unlike all other memes... how? Oh, and you don't speak for 'all of FARK'.

/'all of FARK - Not Yours'
 
2008-12-09 01:42:07 PM  
It is an unconfirmed report from Jerusalem Post.. big surprise!

Can't even lol at the stupidity of the report.
 
2008-12-09 01:42:28 PM  
jackbooty: worlddan: Mods please stop the Iran photoshop meme. It's dull, it's boring, and it stopped being funny after the 2nd time.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

All of fark.

It is about time someone felt so highly of their own opinion that they appointed themselves the official mouth of all of Fark.

I mean, that just takes an incredible level of self important assholiness that most people couldn't even imagine reaching.


It's better if you check out his profile. It just keeps going and going about how great he is at Fark. He's like, the Neo of Fark. Doesn't that afford him some authority on what all of Fark wants?
 
2008-12-09 01:44:09 PM  
How else are they supposed to wipe Israel off the map?
 
2008-12-09 01:44:44 PM  
vernonFL: How else are they supposed to wipe Israel off the map?

dry erase board map.
 
2008-12-09 01:47:45 PM  
What!? A sovereign nation against which the greatest military in history is increasingly hostile is producing weapons!? How deserving of a Dumbass tag!
 
2008-12-09 01:49:53 PM  
vernonFL: How else are they supposed to wipe Israel off the map?

Pork.
 
2008-12-09 01:50:54 PM  
I hope they don't accidentally hit Beirut with one!

img519.imageshack.us
 
2008-12-09 01:56:30 PM  
vernonFL: How else are they supposed to wipe Israel off the map?

You know who else wanted to do that?
 
2008-12-09 01:58:11 PM  
img444.imageshack.us


/second try, first pic was too big
 
2008-12-09 01:59:04 PM  
i270.photobucket.com
 
2008-12-09 01:59:39 PM  
vernonFL: How else are they supposed to wipe Israel off the map?

Have you ever been to an Iranian geography class? They've already wiped Israel off the map.
 
2008-12-09 02:01:14 PM  
We begin bombing in 5 minutes...
 
2008-12-09 02:01:35 PM  
Churchill2004: Why ? Their long-range missiles are one of the few plausible deterrents they have against an Israeli air attack. From their perspective it makes perfect sense to increase their arsenal.

Not building nukes would be a good strategy, too.
 
2008-12-09 02:04:00 PM  
jackbooty: worlddan: Mods please stop the Iran photoshop meme. It's dull, it's boring, and it stopped being funny after the 2nd time.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

All of fark.

It is about time someone felt so highly of their own opinion that they appointed themselves the official mouth of all of Fark.

I mean, that just takes an incredible level of self important assholiness that most people couldn't even imagine reaching.


Well, it could've been worse.

Could've been this guy:

forum.valinor.com.br
 
2008-12-09 02:04:06 PM  
worlddan: Mods please stop the Iran photoshop meme. It's dull, it's boring, and it stopped being funny after the 2nd time.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

All of fark.


farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2008-12-09 02:04:55 PM  
chandler_vt: It is an unconfirmed report from Jerusalem Post.. big surprise!

Can't even lol at the stupidity of the report.


Better than that, it is a report from Channel 10 (??) that the Post could not confirm. This is the type of solid information we can act upon.
 
2008-12-09 02:05:16 PM  
Dances-With-Lobster: What!? A sovereign nation against which the greatest military in history is increasingly hostile is producing weapons!? How deserving of a Dumbass tag!

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2008-12-09 02:09:38 PM  
Topher200: Come on Subby- that's not how it's used.

Iran has tripled number of long-range photoshops in arsenal


Beat me to it, Subby was the guy that ruined all the inside jokes by telling everyone, and butchered the joke in the process.
 
2008-12-09 02:12:24 PM  
Silovik: Topher200: Come on Subby- that's not how it's used.

Iran has tripled number of long-range photoshops in arsenal

Beat me to it, Subby was the guy that ruined all the inside jokes by telling everyone, and butchered the joke in the process.


Well sure I could see what a t-bone steak looks like by sticking my head up a butcher's ass... or I could just ask the cow.
 
2008-12-09 02:13:25 PM  
The_Fuzz: It's better if you check out his profile. It just keeps going and going about how great he is at Fark. He's like, the Neo of Fark. Doesn't that afford him some authority on what all of Fark wants?

I just had to lol at the fact that he states that he actually explains what Fark is to other people and talks about trolling offline.

The iciing on the cake would be fake diplomas hanging around his room stating that he got into the top 25 of Fark headlines.
 
2008-12-09 02:13:41 PM  
JPost comes out with articles every day that are nothing more than hawkish attempts to scare the shiat out of Israelis and the U.S. so that we can bomb the crap out of Iran. Two things come to mind whenever I read a JPost article: bullshiat, and fark you. That said, this is what the editors at that publication want us to destroy:

i34.tinypic.com

i33.tinypic.com

i36.tinypic.com

i38.tinypic.com
 
2008-12-09 02:19:07 PM  
worlddan Mods please stop the Iran photoshop meme. It's dull, it's boring, and it stopped being funny after the 2nd time.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

All of fark.



The douche is strong with this one.
 
2008-12-09 02:23:10 PM  
wolvernova: JPost comes out with articles every day that are nothing more
... That said, this is what the editors at that publication want us to destroy:


Why, they're pretty! They can't be any danger, can they?


www.smh.com.au

www.germaniainternational.com

www.hyscience.com

www.hermes-press.com
 
2008-12-09 02:31:36 PM  
They got the idea from this country.

z.about.com
 
2008-12-09 02:35:33 PM  
TheGreyPiper: Churchill2004: Why ? Their long-range missiles are one of the few plausible deterrents they have against an Israeli air attack. From their perspective it makes perfect sense to increase their arsenal.

Not building nukes would be a good strategy, too.


Building nukes has worked very well for North Korea.
 
2008-12-09 02:35:54 PM  
TheGreyPiper: wolvernova: JPost comes out with articles every day that are nothing more
... That said, this is what the editors at that publication want us to destroy:

Why, they're pretty! They can't be any danger, can they?


Wow, that was pretty uncalled for, you egregious cocksucker. The only danger they pose is towards the Iranian regime.
 
2008-12-09 02:41:22 PM  
The_Fuzz: jackbooty: worlddan: Mods please stop the Iran photoshop meme. It's dull, it's boring, and it stopped being funny after the 2nd time.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

All of fark.

It is about time someone felt so highly of their own opinion that they appointed themselves the official mouth of all of Fark.

I mean, that just takes an incredible level of self important assholiness that most people couldn't even imagine reaching.

It's better if you check out his profile. It just keeps going and going about how great he is at Fark. He's like, the Neo of Fark. Doesn't that afford him some authority on what all of Fark wants?


Wow. Dude loves himself. We should stop feeding this troll.

I can't decide if his post is a troll or not. On the one hand he's a dick and could have posted it to troll. On the other hand he's a dick and thinks that highly of himself.
 
2008-12-09 02:41:27 PM  
wolvernova: TheGreyPiper: wolvernova: JPost comes out with articles every day that are nothing more
... That said, this is what the editors at that publication want us to destroy:

Why, they're pretty! They can't be any danger, can they?

Wow, that was pretty uncalled for, you egregious cocksucker. The only danger they pose is towards the Iranian regime.


If only there was a final solution to the Iranian Question...
 
2008-12-09 03:05:53 PM  
TheGreyPiper: If only there was a final solution to the Iranian Question...

I thought you were serious for a moment, but there are people out there that think like that.
 
2008-12-09 03:12:39 PM  
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Hmm... must be new around here.
 
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